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(Fark Party Central)   Drew's birthday party is tonight and tomorrow night. Boobies to ensue   ( ) divider line
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2003-02-07 01:28:50 AM  
Happy Birthday!!! May it be the best one yet!
2003-02-07 01:32:22 AM  
Heppy Birfday!
2003-02-07 01:55:16 AM  
Make it count, Drew! (Friday's my own b-day as well. Also Eddie Izzard and Garth Brooks. Go figure.)

The past year has been the best of my life, so far, and FARK has been always been there to make me smile.

Drew = [image from too old to be available]. I'm just sayin.
2003-02-07 02:09:28 AM  
Hippy Bornday!
2003-02-07 02:57:16 AM  
...And many more, with a whore.
And lots o' boob, on the tube.
And so on...
2003-02-07 07:39:05 AM  
happy birthday to drew,
whose website's a zoo.
All farkers should cough up
five bucks a month, too.

(and many more)
2003-02-07 08:05:42 AM  
Happy Birthdya, Big Kahuna.
2003-02-07 08:17:14 AM  
(Raises beer)
2003-02-07 08:31:33 AM  
Drink some 30 year old single malt scotch in celebration.
2003-02-07 09:27:36 AM  
"You look like a monkey, and you act like one too!"
2003-02-07 09:28:01 AM  
Happy birthday, and a solemn and dignified ramadan
2003-02-07 09:30:33 AM  
isn't this a repeat?
2003-02-07 09:31:42 AM  
Yes, Pr2, this was posted a year ago. Wake up, admins!

Happy Birthday, Drew!
2003-02-07 09:32:02 AM  
Hey! I ordered a cheeseburger!
2003-02-07 09:32:02 AM  
Happy Happy Drew. Love this site.

I was gonna suggest that maybe every team above Kentucky could lose this weekend in honor of your birthday, but with Arizona playing Washington State and Louisville playing Houston, I don't see a #1 ranking for your 'Cats.
2003-02-07 09:32:42 AM  
Happy Birthday, fearless leader. Make sure to drink too much of something appropriate.
2003-02-07 09:33:48 AM  
The only boobies that will ensue will be man boobies.

And I mean that in the nicest way possible.
2003-02-07 09:35:12 AM  
Would those be Drew's boobies?
2003-02-07 09:35:53 AM  
I've promised Drew that if I ever get fired again that I'm going to try and sue him.
2003-02-07 09:38:29 AM  
Drew is now the most famous person I know who shares my birthday (Ashton Kutcher and James Spader just don't cut it...)
2003-02-07 09:38:32 AM  
break out the pocket savers and put fresh tape on your's drew's birthday tonight, so cover your asses!
2003-02-07 09:39:20 AM  
I look forward to tomorrow's repeat posting about how awesome the party will be.
2003-02-07 09:39:35 AM  
If hilarity isn't ensuing, count me OUT!

Unless france surrenders.
2003-02-07 09:40:34 AM  
Happy 30th Drew! Hope all the Farkers/Farkettes have a great time in KY celebrating with Drew...
2003-02-07 09:42:01 AM  
Happy 30th Drew! Hope all the Farkers/Farkettes have a great time in KY

Noting that quoted sentence could be taken in more than one way.

Also noting that such vagueness was probably fully intended.
2003-02-07 09:42:59 AM  
Is it just a coincidence that this party is in "KY"?
2003-02-07 09:43:14 AM  
Happy Birthday!

I'll drink an extra drink for you tonight.
2003-02-07 09:43:48 AM  
I see he started celebrating early:
[image from too old to be available]
2003-02-07 09:43:59 AM  
Put down the beers and step away from the server.

happy bday
2003-02-07 09:49:55 AM  
Have a good one Drew.
2003-02-07 09:52:33 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

promise us you won't drew!
2003-02-07 09:52:39 AM  
get it on film!
2003-02-07 09:54:11 AM  
Happy Birthday Drew!...hopefully I can tell you in person. I'm on my way out the door now to catch my flight. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......

[image from too old to be available]
2003-02-07 09:54:47 AM  
2nd try.. [image from too old to be available]
2003-02-07 09:55:05 AM  
Chuga-a-lug lushy!!!

Oh, and here's the reason why Corbain blew his brains out:

[image from too old to be available]
...the horror...the...hor-ror...
2003-02-07 09:55:23 AM  
Happy B-day
2003-02-07 09:56:02 AM  
I'm jealous... my birthdays are usually devoid of b00bies, unless I go to a strip bar or something.

/stereotypical geek, I am
2003-02-07 09:57:10 AM  
mmmmm....ensuing boobies
2003-02-07 09:58:48 AM  
Happy birthday, Drew! Buy a few rounds on me. I will pay you back, I swear.
2003-02-07 10:01:52 AM  
Sadly my own boobies will not ensue at the party but I hope to have an out-of-body experience and be there in spirit instead.

Have a great one, Drew!
2003-02-07 10:08:16 AM  
Happy Birthday Drew, thanks for all the boobies...
2003-02-07 10:12:25 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
happy birthday!
2003-02-07 10:13:20 AM  
drew y aou h av e a gre at we b s it e Th an k y o u s orr y ab o u t the ty p e sorry bout the type eyes still sore from the michael "the pedo" jackson story i scrubbed all night and half a day they still sting from the lye and bleach DOA
2003-02-07 10:16:43 AM  
Happy Birtday, Drew!

[image from too old to be available]
2003-02-07 10:17:20 AM  
Happy birthday!
2003-02-07 10:18:47 AM  
We will be having dinner tonight at the Brazilian Steakhouse - Tche' (in the old 5th quarter and buckhead mountain grill location). 8pm - everyone is invited. I have space reserved for 40, and the owner has promised to leave some extra space around us in case we have more folks show up.

Don't let the snow stop you... the roads will all be clear by lunchtime
2003-02-07 10:18:49 AM  
Happy Birthday Drew! I'll put one down for you tonight.

PS: Someone raise a toast to Cliff.
2003-02-07 10:20:21 AM  
Sadly I can't make it. There's the Player's Ball (aka pimp convention) in Atlanta this weekend and I just got more gold teef and new fish fo' my aquarium shoes.

happy birfday, brotha

My biatch better have my money, through rain, sleet, or snow.
My biatch better have my money....not half, not some, but all of my cash.
Because if she don't, I'm gonna put my foot in her ass!!
2003-02-07 10:20:59 AM  
Happy Birthday. Have a great time.
2003-02-07 10:21:21 AM  
May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.
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