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(Some Guy)   New terrorist report "demonizes the use of the Internet and websites like You Tube, Fark and Slashdot as terrorist tools."   (prisonplanet.com) divider line 333
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2009-04-09 11:32:03 AM
Wow. That article is a vessel of manure, and none may abide its aroma.
 
2009-04-09 11:36:45 AM
freetype.fis.uniroma2.it

TODAY IS THE DAY!
 
2009-04-09 11:48:28 AM
Alex Jones's prison planet? No thanks. Too much crazy.
 
2009-04-09 11:49:03 AM
That report must exist in some alternate reality. That or the people who wrote it have not actually examined those sites. Slashdot is full of overweight geeks who drink too much coffee. Fark is full of overweight drunks. YouTube is for watching stupid crap like a goddamn panda sneezing.
 
2009-04-09 11:52:01 AM
50mm: YouTube is for watching stupid crap like a goddamn panda sneezing.

i dunno, i think that if we were to lock up youtube commenters the world would probably be a better place.
 
2009-04-09 11:54:18 AM
The blue chicken flies at midnight.

The blue chicken flies at midnight.

Hester is drinking a spoonful of curry.

Hester is drinking a spoonful of curry.

Many boys are running home pantless.

Many boys are running home pantless.

Aim the dog at the heart of the spear.

Aim the dog at the heart of the spear.
 
2009-04-09 11:54:22 AM
Green? Really guys?
 
2009-04-09 11:55:33 AM
Hey now, our tools may be large and scary, but they don't terrorize.
 
2009-04-09 11:57:12 AM
50mm: That report must exist in some alternate reality. That or the people who wrote it have not actually examined those sites. Slashdot is full of overweight geeks who drink too much coffee. Fark is full of overweight drunks. YouTube is for watching stupid crap like a goddamn panda sneezing.

I am neither a drunk nor that overweight, yet I still love Fark.

/ten to fifteen pounds over
//I broke my back, what do you want?
///I don't drink alcohol.
 
2009-04-09 11:58:54 AM
Obdicut: Hey now, our tools may be large and scary, but they don't terrorize.

And like the Bio agents in Iraq, they turned to dust a decade ago.
 
2009-04-09 11:59:21 AM
spidermann: I am neither a drunk nor that overweight, yet I still love Fark.

/ten to fifteen pounds over
//I broke my back, what do you want?
///I don't drink alcohol.


Shh! I'm making baseless generalizations on the internet! I assume that makes me a terrorist somehow.

thomps: i dunno, i think that if we were to lock up youtube commenters the world would probably be a better place.

I'm going to have to completely agree with you on this.
 
2009-04-09 12:06:38 PM
patrick767: Alex Jones's prison planet? No thanks. Too much crazy.

Thanks for warning me. That kinda crazy gets in by way of your browser and you end up having to scrub your monitor with a wire brush.
 
2009-04-09 12:10:45 PM
If Fark is a terrorist cell, then we are the most disorganized terrorist cell ever. We can't agree on anything around here.

50mm: thomps: i dunno, i think that if we were to lock up youtube commenters the world would probably be a better place.

I'm going to have to completely agree with you on this.


Except for this.
 
2009-04-09 12:24:26 PM
John has a long mustache
 
2009-04-09 12:26:14 PM
"The report smears anyone who is 'anti-government,' 'anti-abortion,' as potential terrorists, equates people who enjoy rifle shooting practice and hunting with terrorists."

I don't imagine going hunting with terrorists would be any fun. They'd just run up to the deer and blow themselves up beside it.
 
2009-04-09 12:26:31 PM
Holy fark, we all prolly have files on us. Thank you government, for being a bunch of over-reaching, privacy-busting, shrouded-in-secrecy, rights-stomping...

Excuse me, I have someone knocking at my door.
 
2009-04-09 12:29:38 PM
What if I uploaded the video of me shooting a Thompson to YouTube and posted the link her on Fark? I bet I would set into some serious troub...

Hang on, there's someone at the door.
 
2009-04-09 12:31:03 PM
OK, I decided to check out this report supposedly create by the Virginia State Police. We are cited under anonymous:

Anonymous
A "loose coalition of Internet denizens", Anonymous consists largely of users from multiple internet sites such as 4chan, 711chan, 420chan, Something Awful, Fark, Encyclopedia Dramatica, Slashdot, IRC channels, and YouTube. Other social networking sites are also utilized to mobilize physical protests. Anonymous has no leader and is reliant on the collective power of individuals acting in such a way that benefits the movement. Actions attributed to Anonymous include:

• Habbo raids - Unwanted and prohibited behaviors in the Habbo online community
• Internet vigilantism reports - Self-identified Anonymous members tracked down and helped authorities capture an online sexual predator
• Epilepsy Foundation forum invasion - Hackers changed the coding of the website to random flashing patterns in an apparent attempt to induce headaches and seizure. Anonymous denies responsibility for this and has claimed that the Church of Scientology actually staged the attack as Anonymous in an effort to discredit the movement.
• Project Chanology - an ongoing electronic and physical protest campaign against the Church of Scientology


really.
 
2009-04-09 12:33:15 PM
Barbigazi: And like the Bio agents in Iraq, they turned to dust a decade ago.

Internet high-five.

For our withered genitalia.
 
2009-04-09 12:35:31 PM
You should ALL be ASHAMED of yourselves!!!
 
2009-04-09 12:35:47 PM
Outtaphase: Anonymous consists largely of users from multiple internet sites such as 4chan, 711chan, 420chan, Something Awful, Fark,

...Really? Have they ever even been to this site before?

Now another reason that people should keep their Fark activities under wraps... If you admit to being a Farker in public, you'll probably be arrested and interrogated, or thrown into some secret prison in eastern Europe.
 
2009-04-09 12:35:55 PM
Outtaphase: OK, I decided to check out this report supposedly create by the Virginia State Police. We are cited under anonymous:

That would be funny if they weren't serious.

Eh, it's funny anyway.
 
2009-04-09 12:38:41 PM
Allāhu Akbar

swg.stratics.com
 
2009-04-09 12:40:07 PM
RoxtarRyan: ...Really? Have they ever even been to this site before?

Now another reason that people should keep their Fark activities under wraps... If you admit to being a Farker in public, you'll probably be arrested and interrogated, or thrown into some secret prison in eastern Europe.


Actually, you're usually bought a beer and discuss inane things in a bar or other drinking establishment. Remind me never to go to the CT Fark party.
 
2009-04-09 12:43:37 PM
Outtaphase: OK, I decided to check out this report supposedly create by the Virginia State Police. We are cited under anonymous:

Anonymous
A "loose coalition of Internet denizens", Anonymous consists largely of users from multiple internet sites such as 4chan, 711chan, 420chan, Something Awful, Fark, Encyclopedia Dramatica, Slashdot, IRC channels, and YouTube. Other social networking sites are also utilized to mobilize physical protests. Anonymous has no leader and is reliant on the collective power of individuals acting in such a way that benefits the movement. Actions attributed to Anonymous include:

• Habbo raids - Unwanted and prohibited behaviors in the Habbo online community
• Internet vigilantism reports - Self-identified Anonymous members tracked down and helped authorities capture an online sexual predator
• Epilepsy Foundation forum invasion - Hackers changed the coding of the website to random flashing patterns in an apparent attempt to induce headaches and seizure. Anonymous denies responsibility for this and has claimed that the Church of Scientology actually staged the attack as Anonymous in an effort to discredit the movement.
• Project Chanology - an ongoing electronic and physical protest campaign against the Church of Scientology

really.


Interesting. Looking to Fark for Anonymous, something that has spawned from 4Chan and resides at 4Chan.

Funny.
 
2009-04-09 12:44:53 PM
Obdicut: Hey now, our tools may be large and scary, but they don't terrorize.

I'm sorry. they're talking about me. My bad.

And I plea bargained down from "1st Degree Scary Turrism" down to "2nd Degree Assault With A Friendly Weapon". So there.

/ Fark may in fact be the LEAST organized terrorist cell ever to exist.
/ Farker1: "DEATH TO SLASHDOT!"
/ Farker2: "You know how I know you're gay?"
 
2009-04-09 12:45:49 PM
madmann: And I plea bargained down from "1st Degree Scary Turrism" down to "2nd Degree Assault With A Friendly Weapon". So there.

Shouldn't that be ASSault?
 
2009-04-09 12:47:33 PM
You're on to me. I am the leader of Anonymous. Anon-DIT is a cleverly named front.
 
2009-04-09 12:50:23 PM
Whamdangler: You're on to me. I am the leader of Anonymous. Anon-DIT is a cleverly named front.

popwatch.ew.com
What a twist!
 
2009-04-09 12:51:31 PM
Sure, there are a lot of tools around here but I doubt any of them are terrorists. Trolls, yes, but not terrorists.
 
2009-04-09 12:52:24 PM
Whamdangler: You're on to me. I am the leader of Anonymous. Anon-DIT is a cleverly named front.

We are Anonymous.
We are legion.
We are...having trouble with our hoo-dilly, and want to ask advice but don't want other forum posters to know who we are?
 
2009-04-09 12:55:10 PM
Obdicut: madmann: And I plea bargained down from "1st Degree Scary Turrism" down to "2nd Degree Assault With A Friendly Weapon". So there.

Shouldn't that be ASSault?


No, that would be a capital offense. I don't have time for that.
 
2009-04-09 12:55:30 PM
dahmers love zombie: We are...having trouble with our hoo-dilly,

farm1.static.flickr.com

GIS for "hoo-dilly"
 
2009-04-09 01:02:21 PM
Jumping between threads, the worst damage that us webites do right now (as a coalition, that is) is causing "Never Gonna Give You Up" to be a sports team's song, have Colbert's name on a spacecraft, and cause Hugh Jackman to put his winter coat on and report to Alaska.

OOoooooooh! BEWARE THE LOLCATS AND WUT PEARS!
 
2009-04-09 01:08:56 PM
dahmers love zombie: We are...having trouble with our hoo-dilly, and want to ask advice but don't want other forum posters to know who we are?

The problem started when the oil hit the anus.
 
2009-04-09 01:11:53 PM
Today is the day we rise up. DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!
 
2009-04-09 01:13:31 PM
GAT_00: Today is the day we rise up. DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!

Which ones? Somethingawful?

'cuz frankly, I think the Goons would kick our asses.
 
2009-04-09 01:13:54 PM
GAT_00: Today is the day we rise up. DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!

Can't... my mom says I'm grounded and can't leave my room. Can we do it on Saturday?
 
2009-04-09 01:18:08 PM
RoxtarRyan: GAT_00: Today is the day we rise up. DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!

Can't... my mom says I'm grounded and can't leave my room. Can we do it on Saturday?


Not likely. We'll be busy posting images of small carnivorous mammals with broken English phrases in them.
 
2009-04-09 01:22:29 PM
50mm: Not likely. We'll be busy posting images of small carnivorous mammals with broken English phrases in them.

Aw, crap, Caturday! I'm not going to get flogged for forgetting again, am I? Not that I mind too much, my mom thinks the scars are from me having sex with girls!
 
2009-04-09 01:22:52 PM
Obdicut: GAT_00: Today is the day we rise up. DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!

Which ones? Somethingawful?

'cuz frankly, I think the Goons would kick our asses.


Yes but think of the 72 virgins.

Here's one to get you started
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-04-09 01:23:53 PM
Obdicut: Which ones? Somethingawful?

'cuz frankly, I think the Goons would kick our asses.


God you're such a bleeding vagina... which is probably why the Goons would end up kicking our asses.
 
2009-04-09 01:26:29 PM
Occam's Chainsaw: God you're such a bleeding vagina... which is probably why the Goons would end up kicking our asses.

If we had more menstruating women, we'd win.

Let's just gang up on Digg instead.
 
2009-04-09 01:31:35 PM
Why isn't this being posted on Fark Publicity?
 
2009-04-09 01:36:18 PM
Great job folks. You all laughed at skookum and his list. Little did you know that he was passing those names on to the Feds.
 
2009-04-09 01:37:34 PM
Pocket Ninja: The blue chicken flies at midnight.

It was delicious.
 
2009-04-09 01:46:38 PM
One: down to the road block, we've just begun
Two: the guards are through
Three: the Major's men are on a spree
Four: Major and Wladislaw go through the door
Five: Pinkley stays out in the drive
Six: the Major gives the rope a fix
Seven: Wladislaw throws the hook to heaven
Eight: Jiménez has got a date
Nine: the other guys go up the line
Ten: Sawyer and Gilpin are in the pen
Eleven: Posey guards points five and seven
Twelve: Wladislaw and the Major go down to delve
Thirteen: Franko goes up without being seen
Fourteen: Zero-hour, Jiménez cuts the cable, Franko cuts the phone
Fifteen: Franko goes in where the others have been
Sixteen: we all come out like it's Halloween.
 
2009-04-09 01:54:04 PM
Aarontology: Great job folks. You all laughed at skookum and his list. Little did you know that he was passing those names on to the Feds.

lulz
 
2009-04-09 02:05:21 PM
FARK TV is much more sinister.
 
2009-04-09 02:05:28 PM
They're on to us! To the escape pods!
 
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