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2009-04-09 10:47:43 AM  
Trailer-park Throw Down!

Palin vs Levi

Next on Springer!
 
2009-04-09 10:58:21 AM  
Mess with me and I'll kick your farking ass.
 
2009-04-09 10:58:57 AM  
Ya know, if we don't pay attention to these farkheads, they'll go away eventually.
 
2009-04-09 11:00:43 AM  
The Palins are the gift that keeps on giving. I love it. People are going to be talking about that trainwreck for decades.
 
2009-04-09 11:01:04 AM  

delsydsoftware: Ya know, if we don't pay attention to these farkheads, they'll go away eventually.


We have to keep beating it until we are sure it's dead.
 
2009-04-09 11:02:03 AM  
"Everything will be reconciled. (I hope) we can get together, if for no other reason, (than) for Tripp. He deserves to know both grandmas and grandpas, and aunts and uncles. And mom and dad.
"I had a really rough summer," Sherry said, as she began to cry, "and he was what kept me going. Just waiting for him."


Jesus Christ, it's all about her, isn't it? Amazing how just a few sentences can usually expose that.

"We talk every day, every other day." And the conversations are "real short. You know, I call her to see -- see how my baby's doing. That kind of thing. But we don't really sit there and talk. Like, 'How are you -- how you been?' I mean, she's real short with me."

Yes, Levi--it's called "breaking up." You broke up. You don't get to call her every day now.
 
2009-04-09 11:03:15 AM  
Abortion isn't always a terrible idea. I know John McCain agrees with me.
 
2009-04-09 11:09:37 AM  
With all his talking about the Palins and his baby there's one thing he's never mentioned.
Is he providing financial support for his bastard child?
 
2009-04-09 11:12:59 AM  
Still on track for graduating this year? Levi? Bristol? Sarah?
 
2009-04-09 11:25:28 AM  

cryinoutloud: Yes, Levi--it's called "breaking up." You broke up. You don't get to call her every day now.


It's supposed to taste like a shiat taco.
 
2009-04-09 11:38:00 AM  
When is this guy going to put out a rap album and get his own reality TV show? It's inevitable, and possibly the only way he'll ever be kind enough to fade to obscurity where he truly belongs.
 
2009-04-09 11:38:23 AM  
"the conversations are "real short"

Bristol and Levi are the same age and should have the same level of maturity. Can't she understand that he simply wants to take along Tripp off a short peer?
 
2009-04-09 11:38:53 AM  

serpent_sky: When is this guy going to put out a rap album


Oh god why'd you say that.

It's so true.fark.
 
2009-04-09 11:44:09 AM  
All the retards who are so goddamned stupid that they would vote Republican all have families exactly like this anyway.

It just makes Sarah Palin more of a heroine to those thick-necked mouth-breathers.
 
2009-04-09 11:48:17 AM  

serpent_sky: When is this guy going to put out a rap album


Popozao?
 
2009-04-09 12:03:26 PM  
These people belong on Maury Povich. We're one statutory rape away from Springer.
 
2009-04-09 12:06:51 PM  
"I'm like a hurricane... wrapped in a tornado... nestled in a box of tsunamis, man"

/too obscure?
 
2009-04-09 12:15:14 PM  
This is so farking stupid. The internet remembers all. D'you really want lil' Trip to be finding out this stuff when he's surfing the 'net at school? shiat.

Grow up, all y'all. If the Palin's had wanted to stay classy, they could have just said "no comment" about Look-at-me-Levi. It would have died a slow death, and the media would have nothing to do.

Yeah, Bristol's "short". She's got her mom on her (hopefully helping with the late night stuff - wonder if she's charging the state...for a nanny?) but still worried about her own place in "history". She's got a baby-daddy who won't STFU and GBTW calling about "his" baby. She's got a not-quite-MIL who's "begging" on the TV. And a kid who's right at the age when the colic hits.

If it were me I'd pack up the kidlet and move to Alaska...oh, right.
 
2009-04-09 12:46:31 PM  
Whatever keeps her stupid, thick skull from formulating the idea that she has a snowflake's chance in Arizona of doing anything further on the national political landscape, I'm all for it.

If it means he'll keep a negative spotlight on that retarded fundie coont and her whole addle-pated clan, I hope they give him as much air time as he wants.
 
2009-04-09 01:18:17 PM  
Levi seems to be wearing this war like a crown.
 
2009-04-09 01:21:12 PM  
Its hillbilly madness.

The far right media is now accusing Levi of incest.

Link (new window)
 
2009-04-09 01:21:23 PM  

cryinoutloud: Yes, Levi--it's called "breaking up." You broke up. You don't get to call her every day now.


Like he is the first guy to break up with someone and still assume he can hit it on occasion.
 
2009-04-09 01:21:51 PM  

delsydsoftware: Ya know, if we don't pay attention to these farkheads, they'll go away eventually.


Or vice versa.
 
2009-04-09 01:22:17 PM  
They broke it, they bought it.
 
2009-04-09 01:23:00 PM  
The source of conflict: Levi was an Obama supporter.
 
2009-04-09 01:24:44 PM  

ps69: Its hillbilly madness.

The far right media is now accusing Levi of incest.

Link (new window)


wow. The going gets a little rough for the right and they will eat their own young to survive.

Classy.
 
2009-04-09 01:25:35 PM  
Hang on. They didn't get married as Sarah Palin said they would?
 
2009-04-09 01:25:46 PM  
ps69: Its hillbilly madness.

The far right media is now accusing Levi of incest.

Link (new window)


Yup, this is getting all Jerry Springer. Here's some more from Andrew Sullivan: Link
 
2009-04-09 01:26:27 PM  
This is awesome. Not only does this stink of the old Jerry Springer/Maury Povich shows, but has the added side effects of taking down the Republican Party as we know it. Not just Palin and her ill-advised dreams of being the next Big Republican Thing, but of the Republican ideal as a whole. Their dreams of sweeping the troublesome daughter and son-in-law are now backfiring in their face, telling the entire world what happens when you pop out a baby Jack-and-Diane style.

The justice in this is immensely satisfying. Palin's whole image was based on an 'aw shucks' image that has now dropped it's Andy Griffith attitudes and gone straight into trailer trash central. We're all going to see Levi and Bristol battle it out for our entertainment as Sarah sits back and watches her last and only chance for political power vanish in a storm of pathetic and ill-worded accusations showing just how much of her life and a lot of Republican Lore is a pathetic hick show. And the Democrats didn't even have to raise a finger while they try to clean up this mess.

This won't vanish by 2012. A politician who can't keep a lid on a scandal like this is surely not going to be able to make it in the international sphere. She's so farking toast.
 
2009-04-09 01:26:42 PM  
Didn't someone tell Sarah that when you roll in the mud with pigs you get yourself dirty?

She should have kept her mouth shut after he was on Tyra.
 
2009-04-09 01:27:28 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Didn't someone tell Sarah that when you roll in the mud with pigs you get yourself dirty?

She should have kept her mouth shut after he was on Tyra.


AAUUUGGGGHHHH SEXISM!
 
2009-04-09 01:28:25 PM  
lawl
 
2009-04-09 01:29:42 PM  

ps69: Its hillbilly madness.

The far right media is now accusing Levi of incest.

Link (new window)


From your link.. "And he will be greeted as a hero by the left because boosting him hurts Sarah Palin."
Hero, by the left?? Really, that's just freaken nutty.
/Runs off to buy my Levi liberal action hero figurine!
 
hej [TotalFark]
2009-04-09 01:31:45 PM  
In all seriousness, why on earth should he have to "beg" to have parental rights with his son?
 
2009-04-09 01:34:29 PM  

delsydsoftware: Ya know, if we don't pay attention to these farkheads, they'll go away eventually.


If nobody STARTED paying attention to them, they'd have never showed up.
 
2009-04-09 01:35:10 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Didn't someone tell Sarah that when you roll in the mud with pigs you get yourself dirty?


If she didn't get the clue during the campaign, she sure as hell won't get it now.
 
2009-04-09 01:35:24 PM  
Didn't this stupid twat manage to add more attention to the whole situation by giving a public statement denouncing Levi's Tyra appearance a week before the show hit, giving it a ton of added publicity?
 
2009-04-09 01:35:35 PM  

Blues_X: cryinoutloud: Yes, Levi--it's called "breaking up." You broke up. You don't get to call her every day now.

It's supposed to taste like a shiat taco.


I thought that was when you did a girl in the pooper then went to the Vajay then after that munched down on her taco..
 
2009-04-09 01:36:03 PM  
"spreading lies about him and his family"

Church going folks do this often. The most chatty, backstabbing folks I've ever met are regulars at Sunday mass. Go figure.
 
2009-04-09 01:38:04 PM  

hej: In all seriousness, why on earth should he have to "beg" to have parental rights with his son?


Well, a big reason is revenge. Levi probably got sick of being used as part of the campaign and dumped when Palin lost. So, he's using the kid as leverage to get whatever he wants. And considering that Palin is still in the public eye for being one of the Republican big wigs--no matter how stupid that is in reality--he holds a very tight leash on the Palin family now. If he doesn't get what he wants--whatever that might be--he simply tugs the leash. Or rather, starts leaking some trashy stuff that'll kill Sarah Palin's chances in 2012, not to mention kill her whole political career. It wouldn't take that much: she's run on the belief that she's squeaky clean for so long that any tarnish to her image will destroy her chances of ever holding political power again.

Or at least to Republican eyes. Everybody else knows Palin's a joke. But this trouble might cause the Republican Party to cast her aside and treat her as the next Dan Quayle. So Palin's going to bend over backwards and give in, and Levi knows it. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem that he has the intelligence to really use this leash to its full effect.

Or maybe he does, and if Sarah tosses him under the bus, he'll tell us who Trig's real mother is. ;)
 
2009-04-09 01:38:20 PM  

ps69: The far right media is now accusing Levi of incest.


Goddamnit. I feel really, really sorry sorry for these kids. Maybe he IS white trash but so what? I come from a long line of WT, and I would *not* want my family's shenanigans to be broadcast to the world.

Did Palin stop and think for a *SECOND* what this fame would do to her family? Or did she not care?
 
2009-04-09 01:39:47 PM  

ps69: Its hillbilly madness.

The far right media is now accusing Levi of incest.

Link (new window)


HAH. That's funny and creepy, through. Maybe she did it so she can make jokes like "I have Levi all the way inside me last night."
 
2009-04-09 01:40:01 PM  

MindStalker: ps69: Its hillbilly madness.

The far right media is now accusing Levi of incest.

Link (new window)

From your link.. "And he will be greeted as a hero by the left because boosting him hurts Sarah Palin."
Hero, by the left?? Really, that's just freaken nutty.
/Runs off to buy my Levi liberal action hero figurine!


There's nothing that the San Francisco hippie lib crowd loves better than a gun-totin' redneck who's screwing his sister.
 
2009-04-09 01:41:01 PM  
So the left accuses the right of focusing on piddly shiat with obama then spends their time obsessing over Palins daughters baby daddy?

And it's not even Friday.
 
2009-04-09 01:41:17 PM  

Fart_Machine: Didn't this stupid twat manage to add more attention to the whole situation by giving a public statement denouncing Levi's Tyra appearance a week before the show hit, giving it a ton of added publicity?


Yes. Yes, she did. And Sarah "the left is attacking the childrens" Palin, then tossed him under the bus.
 
2009-04-09 01:41:25 PM  

what_now: ps69: The far right media is now accusing Levi of incest.

Did Palin stop and think for a *SECOND* what this fame would do to her family? Or did she not care?


She had a chance to become the second most powerful person in the nation. This is also the woman who was allegedly waited an unsafe amount of time to have her disabled child.

Do the math.
 
2009-04-09 01:41:56 PM  
You know who I really feel sorry for? John McCain. You know his wife give him shiat every time something Palin-related comes up. She's probably like "what did I tell you about those stupid rednecks?! You didn't listen to me did you? You had to listen to your campaign manager. Well a lot of good that did us! I was supposed to meet the Queen. Now, I'm stuck here watching the Wasilla Hillbillies. My father was right about you!"
 
2009-04-09 01:42:48 PM  

Guntram Shatterhand: She had a chance to become the second most powerful person in the nation.


No she didn't. She never really did.
 
2009-04-09 01:42:48 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: MindStalker: ps69: Its hillbilly madness.

The far right media is now accusing Levi of incest.

Link (new window)

From your link.. "And he will be greeted as a hero by the left because boosting him hurts Sarah Palin."
Hero, by the left?? Really, that's just freaken nutty.
/Runs off to buy my Levi liberal action hero figurine!

There's nothing that the San Francisco hippie lib crowd loves better than a gun-totin' redneck who's screwing his sister.


Good work! That statement just peeled another moderate away from the GOP. Permanently. Keep it up!
 
2009-04-09 01:42:49 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: spends their time obsessing over Palins daughters baby daddy?


Palin and Levi have been the ones making this public and a big deal. The "left" is just laughing at them, they are not obsessing. Palin is the one obsessing about it.
 
2009-04-09 01:43:03 PM  
Surprised there hasn't been any mention yet of Levi's mom being a meth head.
 
2009-04-09 01:43:20 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: delsydsoftware: Ya know, if we don't pay attention to these farkheads, they'll go away eventually.

If nobody STARTED paying attention to them, they'd have never showed up.


I read that as "they'd have never showered".
 
2009-04-09 01:43:33 PM  

what_now: Guntram Shatterhand: She had a chance to become the second most powerful person in the nation.

No she didn't. She never really did.


I know, but in her narrow little mind, she did. Which just makes this whole thing a lot funnier.
 
2009-04-09 01:43:48 PM  

Guntram Shatterhand: This won't vanish by 2012. A politician who can't keep a lid on a scandal like this is surely not going to be able to make it in the international sphere. She's so farking toast.


And even if it does vanish, there is no shortage of people who are all too happy to make it reappear.
 
2009-04-09 01:44:03 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: So the left accuses the right of focusing on piddly shiat with obama then spends their time obsessing over Palins daughters baby daddy?

And it's not even Friday.


wtf does this have to do with Obama?
 
2009-04-09 01:44:41 PM  
 
2009-04-09 01:44:42 PM  

I_Approve_Of_This_Message: CheetahOlivetti: MindStalker: ps69: Its hillbilly madness.

The far right media is now accusing Levi of incest.

Link (new window)

From your link.. "And he will be greeted as a hero by the left because boosting him hurts Sarah Palin."
Hero, by the left?? Really, that's just freaken nutty.
/Runs off to buy my Levi liberal action hero figurine!

There's nothing that the San Francisco hippie lib crowd loves better than a gun-totin' redneck who's screwing his sister.

Good work! That statement just peeled another moderate away from the GOP. Permanently. Keep it up!


I do what I can . . .
 
2009-04-09 01:45:48 PM  
Don't have children till you're DONE campaigning.

Good to know.
 
2009-04-09 01:45:57 PM  
Levi Johnston: My Family's Not White Trash

Funniest.Headline.EVAH
 
2009-04-09 01:46:00 PM  
I forget, what's the Focus on Family's take on unwed teenaged mothers these days?
 
2009-04-09 01:46:27 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: I read that as "they'd have never showered".


We're talking about "what ifs" here, not "Oh bet on its" :D
 
2009-04-09 01:46:59 PM  

MindStalker: ps69: Its hillbilly madness.

The far right media is now accusing Levi of incest.

Link (new window)

From your link.. "And he will be greeted as a hero by the left because boosting him hurts Sarah Palin."
Hero, by the left?? Really, that's just freaken nutty.
/Runs off to buy my Levi liberal action hero figurine!


I hear that comes with a box of unused condoms.
You can also purchase the "Turkey Processing Plant" playset

/Yes I know Levi had nothing to do with the turkey plant interview
//But it would be cool
 
2009-04-09 01:47:57 PM  

vernonFL: Accusations of incest FTW (new window)


Hilarious remember when the right was "The left is attacking the children, UNFAIR!" when the left was pointing out that Palin's position of abstinence was hypocritical and naive?

Now these same people are tossing Levi under the bus and driving back and forth over him.
 
2009-04-09 01:47:58 PM  

vernonFL: Accusations of incest FTW (new window)


Oh, that is frickin' priceless...
 
2009-04-09 01:48:04 PM  
In all seriousness, why on earth should he have to "beg" to have parental rights with his son?

THIS

He has as much right to be with his son as the mother; needs to get himself a good lawyer, pronto.

//Tonto
 
2009-04-09 01:50:01 PM  
Levi -

*Expect to never receive a Permanant Fund. Ever Again.

*Expect to get pulled over the second you leave your driveway. Every time.

*Expect any new roads or highways to go straight through the house you live on. This will happen to your entire family too.
 
2009-04-09 01:51:04 PM  
He has as much right to be with his son as the mother; needs to get himself a good lawyer, pronto.

Or...sonS?
 
2009-04-09 01:53:51 PM  

Lord_Baull: I forget, what's the Focus on Family's take on unwed teenaged mothers these days?


WIN
 
2009-04-09 01:54:08 PM  
I don't know if I've ever witnessed such a slow-mo crash and burn for a politician.

Levi can ride this thing out for the next 18 years, but the nation only really needs four.
 
2009-04-09 01:54:41 PM  

delsydsoftware: Ya know, if we don't pay attention to these farkheads, they'll go away eventually.


Yeah, but then we need to find someone else to point and laugh at.

The Palin Mine still has large seams of comedy gold left in it.
 
2009-04-09 01:55:23 PM  
The newborn's name is Tripp?? Oh man, he is sooo gonna get picked on in school...
 
2009-04-09 01:55:38 PM  

moops: Levi -

*Expect to never receive a Permanant Fund. Ever Again.

*Expect to get pulled over the second you leave your driveway. Every time.

*Expect any new roads or highways to go straight through the house you live on. This will happen to your entire family too.


It's not like Palin has ever used the police force as her private force to punish this of her private affairs.

Oh wait, I forgot she has done exactly that.
 
2009-04-09 01:55:51 PM  

moops: Levi -

*Expect to never receive a Permanant Fund. Ever Again.

*Expect to get pulled over the second you leave your driveway. Every time.

*Expect any new roads or highways to go straight through the house you live on. This will happen to your entire family too.


*Expect endless solicitations from lawyers offering to represent you pro bono to deal with these hardships.
 
2009-04-09 01:56:04 PM  

ps69: Its hillbilly madness.

The far right media is now accusing Levi of incest.

Link (new window)


ROLF!

OK - what about the "a baaaaabeee needs a mommy AND a daddy!".

At the same time they're implying incest between Levi and his sister - based upon a tattoo --- they still have ZERO interest in the strange circumstances surrounding Sarah's pregnancy with Trig - and especially the circumstances of his delivery.


I guess it's OK to have accusations without proof when the right wing does it.
 
2009-04-09 01:56:26 PM  
I know a metric shiat ton of Republicans who still think Palin is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
 
2009-04-09 01:57:51 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: moops: Levi -

*Expect to never receive a Permanant Fund. Ever Again.

*Expect to get pulled over the second you leave your driveway. Every time.

*Expect any new roads or highways to go straight through the house you live on. This will happen to your entire family too.

*Expect endless solicitations from lawyers offering to represent you pro bono to deal with these hardships.


Oh yeah. And get a video crew to follow Levi around as well, documentary style. I want to see how the Republican Party can deal with one of their own using governmental power in such a way. That would be hilarious.
 
2009-04-09 01:59:52 PM  

Lord_Baull: I forget, what's the Focus on Family's take on unwed teenaged mothers these days?



They two teens are allowed to live together with the girl's mom leading up to the sham wedding they were never going to have so she can keep them muzzled while she pursues more political power, fortune and fame.

Oh, and "The Left" is supposed to ignore all of this, even though everyone knows this lunatic is going to be a serious contender for the GOP nomination in 2012.
 
2009-04-09 02:01:14 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: They two teens are allowed to live together with the girl's mom leading up to the sham wedding they were never going to have so she can keep them muzzled while she pursues more political power, fortune and fame.

Oh, and "The Left" is supposed to ignore all of this, even though everyone knows this lunatic is going to be a serious contender for the GOP nomination in 2012.


Very nicely summed up.
 
2009-04-09 02:02:54 PM  

Guntram Shatterhand: I want to see how the Republican Party can deal with one of their own using governmental power in such a way.


What makes you think they haven't been more than fine with it all along?
 
2009-04-09 02:03:18 PM  
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2009-04-09 02:04:17 PM  
The coont-trip just doesn't end.

/please PALIN 2012
//PLEASE!
 
2009-04-09 02:04:34 PM  
More pics of the sister.
 
2009-04-09 02:05:37 PM  

haplo53: Guntram Shatterhand: I want to see how the Republican Party can deal with one of their own using governmental power in such a way.

What makes you think they haven't been more than fine with it all along?


Privately, yes. But publicly might be another thing. Especially when it's so blatant.

Then I remember that most Republicans are stupid and would rationalize it somehow in their swiss-cheesed minds. *grumble*
 
2009-04-09 02:06:08 PM  

Obdicut: serpent_sky: When is this guy going to put out a rap album

Oh god why'd you say that.

It's so true.fark.


Trippozao!
 
2009-04-09 02:07:51 PM  
I'm official sick of anything related to Sarah Palin and clan.

Please make a note of it in the minutes.
 
2009-04-09 02:08:17 PM  

Razner: More pics of the sister.


This
 
2009-04-09 02:08:42 PM  
If you don't stop talking about them, they'll never go away. It's like repeatedly scratching open a scab.
 
2009-04-09 02:09:08 PM  
gosh darn you Theaetetus, it's YOUR fault I didn't read ahead before posting!!
 
2009-04-09 02:09:10 PM  

Guntram Shatterhand: The justice in this is immensely satisfying. Palin's whole image was based on an 'aw shucks' image that has now dropped it's Andy Griffith attitudes and gone straight into trailer trash central. We're all going to see Levi and Bristol battle it out for our entertainment as Sarah sits back and watches her last and only chance for political power vanish in a storm of pathetic and ill-worded accusations showing just how much of her life and a lot of Republican Lore is a pathetic hick show. And the Democrats didn't even have to raise a finger while they try to clean up this mess.


Just wait until Levi sues for his share of custody and visiting rights. It's sounding like the Palins aren't letting him even see the lil tax deduction. A family lawyer is going to swoop in on this one.
 
2009-04-09 02:09:24 PM  
I can't get over how they keep repeating this story with falsehoods. They accuse him of taking money from Tyra, which he didn't , and he also didn't get money from the CBS interview. They have variously said his sisters tattoo is on her finger and back but it is on her wrist. And who cares if she has it? I've wanted to get a tat of my grandpas name and its not because I had an incestual relationship with him. I know plenty of sisters and brothers who are close but don't have an "inappropriate relationship". I think it's awful. Palin just keeps lying her arse off about the whole thing and being a biatch and she is angry that he is getting his side out there. After she subjected him and his family to the abuse they went through they deserve to tell their side of the story.
 
2009-04-09 02:09:27 PM  
Damn, I'm going to have to start contributing to SarahPAC
 
2009-04-09 02:11:49 PM  

kingflower: The party of "Family Values"....

do as they say, not as they do...


Loves 'em some Jesus, just not into that whole hippy "be nice, try not to fight and share would ya?" thing...
 
2009-04-09 02:13:34 PM  
Have y'all seen this (new window)blog?
 
2009-04-09 02:16:52 PM  
It's spelled "mavrik", subby.
 
2009-04-09 02:18:53 PM  

ilambiquated: Have y'all seen this (new window)blog?


They do raise a good point. Too bad a lot of it is circumstantial, but it is a good point.
 
2009-04-09 02:20:44 PM  

delsydsoftware: Ya know, if we don't pay attention to these farkheads, they'll go away eventually.


Who said anything about wanting them to go away? My biggest hope is that the GOP will nominate Palin for the 2012 election or that there will be such an internal fight about whether to nominate her that it splits the party in two. The more time she spends in the spotlight, the better.
 
2009-04-09 02:20:57 PM  

ps69: Its hillbilly madness.

The far right media is now accusing Levi of incest.

Link (new window)


They spelled his last name wrong throughout the entire article. Good jorb!
 
2009-04-09 02:21:21 PM  
levi is retarded... he knocks a girl up and she isn't hounding him to be a better father or support the baby-- and he complains???? what an idiot, he's been handed a golden ticket and he's throwing it away.
 
2009-04-09 02:22:22 PM  
sexting message from Bristol in three..two...
 
2009-04-09 02:22:48 PM  

ilambiquated: Have y'all seen this (new window)blog?



Wow.

You know, if it is true that Trig is actually Levi and Brisol's, and this Palin/Johnston family showdown continues to heat up, it's going to eventually come out. Eventually someone on the Johnston side is going to get pissed and blurt it out. If it doesn't happen, then we'll know once and for all that it's Sarah's kid.
 
2009-04-09 02:23:47 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: ilambiquated: Have y'all seen this (new window)blog?


Wow.

You know, if it is true that Trig is actually Levi and Brisol's, and this Palin/Johnston family showdown continues to heat up, it's going to eventually come out. Eventually someone on the Johnston side is going to get pissed and blurt it out. If it doesn't happen, then we'll know once and for all that it's Sarah's kid.


Bwahahahahaha!!

I'll give it a few weeks. But I'd be lying if I knew if it would happen. At that point, Sarah would have to be paying them to shut the hell up.
 
2009-04-09 02:24:45 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: So the left accuses the right of focusing on piddly shiat with obama then spends their time obsessing over Palins daughters baby daddy?

And it's not even Friday.


Redstate is a conservative blog. But do continue.
 
2009-04-09 02:26:02 PM  

ace in your face: They have variously said his sisters tattoo is on her finger and back but it is on her wrist.


Oh man.

So when she said "I've had Levi inside me," she was referring to fisting? :0

That's just sick.
 
2009-04-09 02:27:53 PM  

sober: levi is retarded... he knocks a girl up and she isn't hounding him to be a better father or support the baby-- and he complains???? what an idiot, he's been handed a golden ticket and he's throwing it away.


He'd never cut it in the NBA.
 
2009-04-09 02:28:17 PM  
All of this could have been avoided with this:

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2009-04-09 02:35:13 PM  

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Excellent. Those nitwit Republicans have created
a monster so terrible even they can not control
its machinations .

This is clearly karma extracting a price for the
sleazy pandering of nominating Palin in the first place.



/I love a good karmic ass whooping
 
2009-04-09 02:36:08 PM  

ilambiquated: Have y'all seen this (new window)blog?


Meh. The prior blog post espouses that the use of "Mommy in law" in reference to Sarah Palin means Sarah's NOT the mom. Silly. It could just as easily mean, "mommy, my in law" (yes, that's not exactly right, but since this is on Levi's sister's site, Sarah's not her in-law anyway, so its use is in error to begin with). the blog also states that Mercede's referred to Trig has her "baby brother" which can't be right unless Levi's dad knocked up Sarah.

It is MUCH more likely the picture of Levi and Trig was included in the Tyra banks interview in error.

You're all thinking zebras when you should be thinking horses.
 
2009-04-09 02:37:52 PM  

ilambiquated: Have y'all seen this (new window)blog?


That was farkin unreadable.
 
2009-04-09 02:38:27 PM  

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2009-04-09 02:42:22 PM  
not a single picture of bristol the cockholster ?

no nailin palin screen shots

/sad

//so sad

///misses rogrog
 
2009-04-09 02:43:24 PM  
Let it out Levi. Tarnish Palin so badly the only vote she'll ever get again is whether or not an article mentioning her gets greenlit.
 
2009-04-09 02:46:03 PM  

Lumi: Just wait until Levi sues for his share of custody and visiting rights.


I feel kind of bad for the guy. If he truly wants to see his kid, you think his deadbeat family is going to have the resources to fight the most powerful family in the state? They're gonna crush him like a peanut.
 
2009-04-09 02:47:01 PM  

aegisalpha: Spanky_McFarksalot: So the left accuses the right of focusing on piddly shiat with obama then spends their time obsessing over Palins daughters baby daddy?

And it's not even Friday.

Redstate is a conservative blog. But do continue.


The right is focusing on it because the left is. You know, like Sheehan.
 
2009-04-09 02:48:29 PM  

haplo53: you think his deadbeat family is going to have the resources to fight the most powerful family in the state?


I feel another ethics violation in the works.

Who's with me?
 
2009-04-09 02:48:34 PM  

ihatedumbpeople: "spreading lies about him and his family"

Church going folks do this often. The most chatty, backstabbing folks I've ever met are regulars at Sunday mass. Go figure.


No shiat, I worked at a prominent private university and seminary, and all the most gabby people were the one's who thought they were the most "annointed." It was hilarious and extremely pathetic.

What's great is when they would use code words to say something negative without saying it in a negative way. Sort of like in the South when you say, "Isn't that nice." you are really saying, "fark you."

If they spent half as much time doing the works of Jesus as they did constantly stirring up shiat, then they would have been decent people.
 
2009-04-09 02:48:55 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: So the left accuses the right of focusing on piddly shiat with obama then spends their time obsessing over Palins daughters baby daddy?

And it's not even Friday.


You don't need to be on the left to enjoy a train wreck.
 
2009-04-09 02:50:19 PM  

Russky: You don't need to be on the left to enjoy a train wreck.


Plus, it seems to be Palin herself that's obsessed on the babby daddy.
 
2009-04-09 02:51:41 PM  
I caught about two seconds of this on CBS 2 this morning as I was running out the door to work and trying to hear what the weather was going to be.

All I caught was "I shot a bear when I was seven" and something along the lines of "Oh, when I was a kid I had no problem with the ladies."

I half expected him to start laying down a Bo Diddley beat and shouting he wore a cobra snake as a necktie.
 
2009-04-09 02:57:07 PM  

I_Approve_Of_This_Message: CheetahOlivetti: MindStalker: ps69: Its hillbilly madness.

The far right media is now accusing Levi of incest.

Link (new window)

From your link.. "And he will be greeted as a hero by the left because boosting him hurts Sarah Palin."
Hero, by the left?? Really, that's just freaken nutty.
/Runs off to buy my Levi liberal action hero figurine!

There's nothing that the San Francisco hippie lib crowd loves better than a gun-totin' redneck who's screwing his sister.

Good work! That statement just peeled another moderate away from the GOP. Permanently. Keep it up!


As your not a moderate aligned with the GOP, wtf does this statement even mean. Or is this something to do with your father being a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
 
2009-04-09 02:57:45 PM  
HOLD EVERYTHING!

*puts "dueling banjos" on the sound system*

You may proceed.
 
2009-04-09 02:59:00 PM  

brap:
I half expected him to start laying down a Bo Diddley beat and shouting he wore a cobra snake as a necktie.


Damn, I love that song. :)
 
2009-04-09 02:59:09 PM  

iaazathot: ihatedumbpeople: "spreading lies about him and his family"

Church going folks do this often. The most chatty, backstabbing folks I've ever met are regulars at Sunday mass. Go figure.

No shiat, I worked at a prominent private university and seminary, and all the most gabby people were the one's who thought they were the most "annointed." It was hilarious and extremely pathetic.

What's great is when they would use code words to say something negative without saying it in a negative way. Sort of like in the South when you say, "Isn't that nice." you are really saying, "fark you."

If they spent half as much time doing the works of Jesus as they did constantly stirring up shiat, then they would have been decent people.


Sounds like my ex mother-in-law.
 
2009-04-09 02:59:14 PM  

ursomniac: they still have ZERO interest in the strange circumstances surrounding Sarah's pregnancy with Trig - and especially the circumstances of his delivery.


What's the big mystery? Palin ignored medical advice, airline safety regulations, and common sense to deliver where she chose to. Is it that hard to believe she didn't do anything practical to prepare for giving birth to a baby with Down's Syndrome? She doesn't strike me as a particularly practical person, and she certainly treats rules and laws as if they don't apply to her. Her religion is a particularly unforgiving branch of Christianity (especially when it comes to sex), perhaps she was hoping that God would take the baby back if she took enough stupid risks with the birth.

Trig Palin was born April 18th, 2008, and Bristol Palin gave birth on December 19th, 2008. There simply isn't enough time for Bristol to have gestated them both.

Sometimes the simple answer is the better one.
 
2009-04-09 02:59:57 PM  

Rapmaster2000: You know who I really feel sorry for? John McCain. You know his wife give him shiat every time something Palin-related comes up. She's probably like "what did I tell you about those stupid rednecks?! You didn't listen to me did you? You had to listen to your campaign manager. Well a lot of good that did us! I was supposed to meet the Queen. Now, I'm stuck here watching the Wasilla Hillbillies. My father was right about you!"


"I wanna goto the white house! I wanna meet Jackie!"

/not obscure
//to me, at least
 
2009-04-09 03:00:45 PM  

sprag: "I wanna goto the white house! I wanna meet Jackie!"


Have this fruit basket instead.
 
Bf+
2009-04-09 03:03:07 PM  

Rapmaster2000: You know who I really feel sorry for? John McCain. You know his wife give him shiat every time something Palin-related comes up. She's probably like "what did I tell you about those stupid rednecks?! You didn't listen to me did you? You had to listen to your campaign manager. Well a lot of good that did us! I was supposed to meet the Queen. Now, I'm stuck here watching the Wasilla Hillbillies. My father was right about you!"


[image from a.abcnews.com too old to be available]
Oh, so THIS.
 
2009-04-09 03:04:22 PM  

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE


someone publicly ask him

"Did Sarah Palin give birth to Trig?"

 
2009-04-09 03:09:31 PM  

haplo53: I feel kind of bad for the guy. If he truly wants to see his kid, you think his deadbeat family is going to have the resources to fight the most powerful family in the state? They're gonna crush him like a peanut.


Yeah, he's pretty much screwed. His only crime was being a normal teenager. Hopefully he can avoid the downward spiral and make a positive life for himself.
 
2009-04-09 03:11:22 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE


someone publicly ask him

"Did Sarah Palin give birth to Trig?"


This.
 
2009-04-09 03:15:07 PM  

Linoleum_Blownapart: ursomniac: they still have ZERO interest in the strange circumstances surrounding Sarah's pregnancy with Trig - and especially the circumstances of his delivery.

What's the big mystery? Palin ignored medical advice, airline safety regulations, and common sense to deliver where she chose to. Is it that hard to believe she didn't do anything practical to prepare for giving birth to a baby with Down's Syndrome? She doesn't strike me as a particularly practical person, and she certainly treats rules and laws as if they don't apply to her. Her religion is a particularly unforgiving branch of Christianity (especially when it comes to sex), perhaps she was hoping that God would take the baby back if she took enough stupid risks with the birth.

Trig Palin was born April 18th, 2008, and Bristol Palin gave birth on December 19th, 2008. There simply isn't enough time for Bristol to have gestated them both.

Sometimes the simple answer is the better one.


She was probably just doing what a lot of people would do if they felt they couldn't have an abortion. Drink lots of coffee, and ignore medical advice. She was probably not hoping he would survive but had to make it look like she cared enough to get to a hospital (although she barely did that adequately).
 
2009-04-09 03:15:53 PM  
Damnit. Someday someone's going to make a movie about the Palins. And it will suck huge hairy balls.
 
2009-04-09 03:16:41 PM  
Sarah and Levi are going to hook up after all this has blown over. I'm sure of it.
 
2009-04-09 03:17:35 PM  
The "Trig is really Bristol's kid!" is one of the dumbest leftist conspiracy theories I've ever heard. It's almost as dumb as "Obama is a secret muslim."

Yeah, there are questions about who Trig's mother was, if you ignore evidence, biology, and common sense.
 
2009-04-09 03:19:07 PM  

RemyDuron: Yeah, there are questions about who Trig's mother was, if you ignore evidence, biology, and common sense.


In other words, if you're a Republican?
 
2009-04-09 03:20:32 PM  

binnster: And it will suck huge hairy balls.


Then, nine months later, Trip will be born.
 
2009-04-09 03:23:10 PM  
will the Palins be at the teabag party in Alaska? If so, I might go.
 
2009-04-09 03:24:07 PM  

Linoleum_Blownapart: Trig Palin was born April 18th, 2008, and Bristol Palin gave birth on December 19th, 2008. There simply isn't enough time for Bristol to have gestated them both.


That's eight months. That's plenty of time. Nine-months is the average gestation time, but it's not set in stone. I know a lot of people, myself included, that were born premature.
 
2009-04-09 03:26:46 PM  
Jesus, can't the Palins have an end of Reservoir Dogs style hunting accident already?
 
2009-04-09 03:27:13 PM  

RemyDuron: The "Trig is really Bristol's kid!" is one of the dumbest leftist conspiracy theories I've ever heard. It's almost as dumb as "Obama is a secret muslim."



Most Republicans know Obama was born in Hawaii, but have negative views of him for other reasons.

Most Democrats know Sarah Palin is Trig's mother, but have negative views of her for other reasons.

I'm a filthy hippie, and I think attacking the Palin kids is insane. I wish I could turn away. I wish I could focus on the very real reasons why Sarah Palin is the WORST this country has to offer.

But much like the Octomom and JtP, the Palin Family Saga won't go away.
 
2009-04-09 03:28:12 PM  

Ed Grubermann: That's eight months. That's plenty of time. Nine-months is the average gestation time, but it's not set in stone. I know a lot of people, myself included, that were born premature.


...you think she got knocked up the day her first kid was born?
 
2009-04-09 03:28:50 PM  

Ed Grubermann: That's eight months. That's plenty of time. Nine-months is the average gestation time, but it's not set in stone. I know a lot of people, myself included, that were born premature.


She would have to get pregnant again right away, which, in itself, is highly unlikely.
 
2009-04-09 03:29:13 PM  

binnster: Damnit. Someday someone's going to make a movie about the Palins. And it will suck huge hairy balls.


Dear god you are right.

It will happen. It will suck.
 
2009-04-09 03:29:17 PM  

sxacho: Sarah and Levi are going to hook up after all this has blown over. I'm sure of it.


How do you know they didn't already? Do we really know who Trig's father is?!

/that was a joke
//with probably become part of the conspiracy theory now...
 
2009-04-09 03:31:13 PM  

binnster: movie a



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Another movie?
A worse movie?
That's unpossible.

 
2009-04-09 03:32:26 PM  

sxacho: Sarah and Levi are going to hook up after all this has blown over. I'm sure of it.


Mmmmm. Threesome with her and Sarah.
 
2009-04-09 03:33:13 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: RemyDuron: Yeah, there are questions about who Trig's mother was, if you ignore evidence, biology, and common sense.

In other words, if you're a Republican?


Apparently not as that rumor is somehow kept alive by democrats. At least there aren't any dumbass liberals pursuing lawsuits over it, like the idiots with Obama's birth certificate.
 
2009-04-09 03:34:41 PM  


I picture the GOP as damaged a blimp trying to maintain altitude.

It's sinking because Palin is hanging on the landing gear.

They keep kicking her fingers, but she refuses to fall to her death.

This thought make me smile.

 
2009-04-09 03:34:50 PM  

what_now: Ed Grubermann: That's eight months. That's plenty of time. Nine-months is the average gestation time, but it's not set in stone. I know a lot of people, myself included, that were born premature.

...you think she got knocked up the day her first kid was born?


Naw, that could never happen...

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2009-04-09 03:35:51 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Linoleum_Blownapart: Trig Palin was born April 18th, 2008, and Bristol Palin gave birth on December 19th, 2008. There simply isn't enough time for Bristol to have gestated them both.

That's eight months. That's plenty of time. Nine-months is the average gestation time, but it's not set in stone. I know a lot of people, myself included, that were born premature.


That assumes that, after giving birth to one unwanted pregnancy, Bristol and Levi jumped back into the sack immediately, and she was ovulating at the time. It's pretty unlikely. Plus, if Tripp was born premature by the necessary amount, if probably would have been reported, as the kid would have been stuck in the hospital for quite some time.

In any case, despite the right-wingers biatching about the left being mean to the Palins or whatever, of all the people who have commented on the matter (that I've seen) the nicest one was Obama. His response was to point out he was born under similar circumstances.
 
2009-04-09 03:36:00 PM  

what_now: RemyDuron: The "Trig is really Bristol's kid!" is one of the dumbest leftist conspiracy theories I've ever heard. It's almost as dumb as "Obama is a secret muslim."


Most Republicans know Obama was born in Hawaii, but have negative views of him for other reasons.

Most Democrats know Sarah Palin is Trig's mother, but have negative views of her for other reasons.

I'm a filthy hippie, and I think attacking the Palin kids is insane. I wish I could turn away. I wish I could focus on the very real reasons why Sarah Palin is the WORST this country has to offer.

But much like the Octomom and JtP, the Palin Family Saga won't go away.


I'm really liberal (other than issues of gun control) as well. But I felt I should say something, else people think this "Trig isn't really Sarah's kid!" thing is something all liberals believe.

I, if everyone denounced members of their "side" (whether it be political party, religion, nation, family, etc) more often for doing stupid shiat, we'd be in a more honest and better world
 
2009-04-09 03:37:08 PM  

Podna:
I thought that was when you did a girl in the pooper then went to the Vajay then after that munched down on her taco..


Dude come on... this isn't /b/, there are rules.
 
2009-04-09 03:38:18 PM  

carmody: If you don't stop talking about them, they'll never go away. It's like repeatedly scratching open a scab.


Absolutely. And if the Republican Party is still oozing blood and pus from this palinfection by the time the next election rolls around, it will be nobody's fault but their own.

Good farking riddance, you faith-based, science-hating, hypocritically moralistic corrupt idiot farkwads.
 
2009-04-09 03:38:20 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: RemyDuron: Yeah, there are questions about who Trig's mother was, if you ignore evidence, biology, and common sense.

In other words, if you're a Republican?



Someone put a +1 in the win column for IXI Jim IXI he just made my favorites.
 
2009-04-09 03:38:50 PM  

Code_Archeologist: Trailer-park Throw Down!

Palin vs Levi

Next on Springer!


It's "Family Feud: Alaska Style!"

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Survey says....... THEY ALL SUCK!!1!
 
2009-04-09 03:39:11 PM  
Palin's Trig Mystery = Obama's Birth Certificate Concern

amirite?
 
2009-04-09 03:40:27 PM  
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2009-04-09 03:41:39 PM  

Control_this: Still on track for graduating this year? Levi? Bristol? Sarah?


Bueller?
 
2009-04-09 03:41:43 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Linoleum_Blownapart: Trig Palin was born April 18th, 2008, and Bristol Palin gave birth on December 19th, 2008. There simply isn't enough time for Bristol to have gestated them both.

That's eight months. That's plenty of time. Nine-months is the average gestation time, but it's not set in stone. I know a lot of people, myself included, that were born premature.


"Your baby's neonatologist or paediatric surgeon will refer you to the genetics team or clinic if he suspects your child has a birth defect with a genetic component. A common genetic problem in premature babies is Down syndrome, a chromosomal abnormality where a baby has an extra copy of chromosome 21."

source

It's not physically impossible. But...I still think it's highly improbable that Bristol Palin would have started having sex immediately after having a kid AND they would have been able to cover up the resulting pregnancy.
 
2009-04-09 03:42:54 PM  

RemyDuron: I, if everyone denounced members of their "side" (whether it be political party, religion, nation, family, etc) more often for doing stupid shiat, we'd be in a more honest and better world


[animatedclapping.gif]
 
2009-04-09 03:43:56 PM  
Wasn't there some sort of discrepancy as to when Trig was actually born? If he was born sooner than they say, the whole "9 months isn't enough time" argument is moot.

/don't care one way or the other who the retard's mother is
//though it would be awesome if it was indeed Bristol's.
 
2009-04-09 03:44:59 PM  
You know the difference between Palin's vagina and her mouth?

Not everything that comes out of her vagina is retarded!


/aisle seat
//try the veal
 
2009-04-09 03:45:17 PM  

balloot: A common genetic problem in premature babies is Down syndrome,


Trig was the one who had Down syndrome. Tripp was the second child.
 
2009-04-09 03:45:40 PM  
Get ready for 18 years of child support payments, Levi. Get ready for it. Oh, and they'll take it out of your check if you think you don't have to pay.

How's that abstinence only thing going for you now, Levi...if you ever believed that claptrap you mouthed for your girlfriend's momma?
 
2009-04-09 03:47:35 PM  
balloot 2009-04-09 03:41:43 PM
But...I still think it's highly improbable that Bristol Palin would have started having sex immediately after having a kid AND they would have been able to cover up the resulting pregnancy.

Evidently she's a slut. What's so improbable?
 
2009-04-09 03:49:33 PM  
krelborne 2009-04-09 03:45:17 PM
Trig was the one who had Down syndrome. Tripp was the second child

He was saying Trig was born premature. I.e., less than the 9 months required after the first birth.
 
2009-04-09 03:51:03 PM  

God's Hubris: krelborne 2009-04-09 03:45:17 PM
Trig was the one who had Down syndrome. Tripp was the second child

He was saying Trig was born premature. I.e., less than the 9 months required after the first birth.


Trig WAS the first birth.
 
2009-04-09 03:51:08 PM  

Lord_Baull: //though it would be awesome if it was indeed Bristol's.


I think this new "Trig is Sarah and Levi's baby" idea is even more awesome.

/Not that it's true.
//Just funny.
 
2009-04-09 03:52:27 PM  

RemyDuron: Trig WAS the first birth.


no he wasn't, Tank was.
 
2009-04-09 03:52:29 PM  
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2009-04-09 03:52:47 PM  

Code_Archeologist: Trailer-park Throw Down!

Palin vs Levi

Next on Springer!


Brought to you by the party of family values.
 
2009-04-09 03:53:23 PM  
Did someone say Sarah Palin
Link (new window)
 
2009-04-09 03:55:13 PM  
Bristol must must MUST have a new baby daddy waiting in the wings.
 
2009-04-09 03:57:19 PM  
"It started going downhill a little bit,' Levi says, "and we just started fighting, and things weren't working out. ... Their attitudes changed. ... We just weren't seeing eye-to-eye with each other anymore. And I didn't like it. And I thought it'd be best that we-- we both did -- break up for a little bit and see what happens. ... We just couldn't, like, have a conversation without fighting, I guess, anymore. It was-- it was just getting really bad.

"We talk every day, every other day." And the conversations are "real short. You know, I call her to see -- see how my baby's doing. That kind of thing. But we don't really sit there and talk. Like, 'How are you -- how you been?' I mean, she's real short with me."


Just think, one condom could have prevented this whole fiasco. Which is really more immoral, using birth control or raising a child under this kind of situation? Poor Tripp, he'll have all sorts of wonderful issues as he grows up. Hopefully he won't harm himself before he can get help.
 
2009-04-09 03:57:59 PM  
Sarah Palin shows what is currently wrong with the Republican party. There is now way that she should have ever been picked as a VP candidate. McCain is a liberal Republican (hence all the maveric rhetoric). The Republican party needed someone that would appeal to the Freepers and get them to break out their checkbooks since campaigns are now won or lost based largely on campaign funds. McCain made a deal with the proverbial devil by allowing political fundraising to triumph over leadership and integrity. Palin brought out the cash, but at the same time she marginalized the Republican party to the point of near destruction. Palin was the last gasp of the Moral Majority movement (I hope). Either the right wing is going to run the GOP into the ground or they will evolve and adapt their platform to be more in line with the current times.
 
2009-04-09 03:59:09 PM  

SVenus: Bristol must must MUST have a new baby daddy waiting in the wings.


This sounds like the setup to a Three Stooges short. Just as Sarah says this, those three carpenters walk into the office in the governor's mansion, which gives her an idea...
 
2009-04-09 04:15:29 PM  

haplo53: SVenus: Bristol must must MUST have a new baby daddy waiting in the wings.

This sounds like the setup to a Three Stooges short. Just as Sarah says this, those three carpenters walk into the office in the governor's mansion, which gives her an idea...


They fix the table?

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2009-04-09 04:18:59 PM  

Wii.Tard: RemyDuron: Trig WAS the first birth.

no he wasn't, Tank was.


I thought it was Tarp.
 
2009-04-09 04:22:24 PM  

Anti_illuminati: Wii.Tard: RemyDuron: Trig WAS the first birth.

no he wasn't, Tank was.

I thought it was Tarp.


It was Tagg...... you're it.

/Nothin'
 
2009-04-09 04:25:30 PM  
The fact that Sarah palin could have been vice president of the United States shows to the world that our standards aren't declining, it shows that we don't have any period.

I had all the patience of the world with the republican party up until this point. I thought for sure they would get over their Bible thunper phase and leave the gays, single moms, and those who aren't complete prudes alone and actually get government out of our lives. Then came this twat, who was willing to have her daughter become a national joke so she could have her 15 minutes of fame. As far as I'm concerned, that party can go fark itself.
 
2009-04-09 04:30:13 PM  
If only there were some place one could go to seek visitation of their biological child in exchange for paying child support. Most judges don't like throwing the father out of the life of the kid by the way. Even if he had no lawyer he'd probably get every third weekend and a few weeks during the summer or something. He sure as hell isn't going to get custody though.
 
2009-04-09 04:31:20 PM  

cmb53208: The fact that Sarah palin could have been vice president of the United States shows to the world that our standards aren't declining, it shows that we don't have any period.




you know who else didnt have any period ?
 
2009-04-09 04:32:53 PM  

sxacho: Sarah and Levi are going to hook up after all this has blown over. I'm sure of it.


I don't think so. I think the Palins are going to let Levi and family go full retard on the press while they sit quiet. Then later they can say "My poor daughter tried to do the Christian thing and marry this boy to start a family but he's craaaaaaazy! So now she soldiers on alone as a brave single mother to bring this child up right in the ways of the Lord."
 
2009-04-09 04:36:22 PM  

Sarsin: sxacho: Sarah and Levi are going to hook up after all this has blown over. I'm sure of it.

I don't think so. I think the Palins are going to let Levi and family go full retard on the press while they sit quiet. Then later they can say "My poor daughter tried to do the Christian thing and marry this boy to start a family but he's craaaaaaazy! So now she soldiers on alone as a brave single mother to bring this child up right in the ways of the Lord."


pinheads.

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2009-04-09 04:39:43 PM  
Trig is Sarah's.
Down because of her age.
 
2009-04-09 04:42:43 PM  

vsavatar: If only there were some place one could go to seek visitation of their biological child in exchange for paying child support. Most judges don't like throwing the father out of the life of the kid by the way. Even if he had no lawyer he'd probably get every third weekend and a few weeks during the summer or something. He sure as hell isn't going to get custody though.


Why should he have to pay child support? The Palins have plenty of money without robbing some poor schmuck who knocked up their daughter.


RemyDuron: I'm really liberal (other than issues of gun control) as well. But I felt I should say something, else people think this "Trig isn't really Sarah's kid!" thing is something all liberals believe.

I, if everyone denounced members of their "side" (whether it be political party, religion, nation, family, etc) more often for doing stupid shiat, we'd be in a more honest and better world


It's funny to muse that it might be true. But come on, we all know it's not. It bothers me that I am so entertained by the Palin trainwreck, but like what_now I find it hard to look away. (Does no one remember how hilarious it was when Paris Hilton went to jail? Sure, we all had better things to do, but it was down right entertaining!)
 
Bf+
2009-04-09 04:42:43 PM  
"Single mothers cause irreparable harm to other human beings -- their own children -- as countless studies on the subject make clear. Not only do single mothers hurt their children, they also foist a raft of social pathologies on society. Look at almost any societal problem and you will find it is really a problem of single mothers."

- mAnne Coulter


/Get the pitchforks-- This little slut is taking down society!
 
2009-04-09 04:44:46 PM  

stinieroo:
Why should he have to pay child support? The Palins have plenty of money without robbing some poor schmuck who knocked up their daughter.


Courts always order the non-custodial parent to pay some child support, even if it's a token amount like $5 per week or something. That's just the way it works.
 
2009-04-09 04:47:26 PM  

vsavatar: Courts always order the non-custodial parent to pay some child support, even if it's a token amount like $5 per week or something. That's just the way it works.


Only if you go to court.
No marriage, no divorce.
No divorce, no court.

I don't think the Palins want to go to court.
 
2009-04-09 04:50:18 PM  

RemyDuron: I'm really liberal (other than issues of gun control) as well. But I felt I should say something, else people think this "Trig isn't really Sarah's kid!" thing is something all liberals believe.

I, if everyone denounced members of their "side" (whether it be political party, religion, nation, family, etc) more often for doing stupid shiat, we'd be in a more honest and better world


Yeah, I'm not picking on you, per se, but the idea that this "ZOMG Trig is her grandson!1" nonsense is prevalent.

Personally, if I found out that her daughter had a disabled child out of wedlock and she raised that child as her own, I would respect her a tiny bit more.

There are MOUNTAINS of reasons why Sarah Palin should not be on the Wasilla PTA board, let alone the Oval Office, but her parenting is not one of them.
 
2009-04-09 04:51:01 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: vsavatar: Courts always order the non-custodial parent to pay some child support, even if it's a token amount like $5 per week or something. That's just the way it works.

Only if you go to court.
No marriage, no divorce.
No divorce, no court.

I don't think the Palins want to go to court.


This is incorrect. A father has the right to sue to establish paternity and for visitation rights in court. There does not need to be a marriage or a divorce in order to go to court. The fact that he is the father gives him the right to seek visitation of his child in court. However, as a condition of granting visitation, courts will always require some amount of child support to be paid. It's automatic once a judge gets involved. The Palins don't even have to ask for it. The state has a formula, the judge applies the formula. Levi gets visitation and pays the prescribed amount of child support.
 
2009-04-09 04:53:22 PM  
RemyDuron 2009-04-09 03:51:03 PM
God's Hubris: krelborne 2009-04-09 03:45:17 PM
Trig was the one who had Down syndrome. Tripp was the second child
He was saying Trig was born premature. I.e., less than the 9 months required after the first birth.

Trig WAS the first birth.


Doh! My bad. Good call.
 
2009-04-09 04:55:35 PM  

vsavatar: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: vsavatar: Courts always order the non-custodial parent to pay some child support, even if it's a token amount like $5 per week or something. That's just the way it works.

Only if you go to court.
No marriage, no divorce.
No divorce, no court.

I don't think the Palins want to go to court.

This is incorrect. A father has the right to sue to establish paternity and for visitation rights in court. There does not need to be a marriage or a divorce in order to go to court. The fact that he is the father gives him the right to seek visitation of his child in court. However, as a condition of granting visitation, courts will always require some amount of child support to be paid. It's automatic once a judge gets involved. The Palins don't even have to ask for it. The state has a formula, the judge applies the formula. Levi gets visitation and pays the prescribed amount of child support.


Levi has rights. Bristol has rights. Until one of them goes to court, the court orders nothing.
 
2009-04-09 04:55:58 PM  
Eighteen year olds, dude, eighteen year olds.
 
2009-04-09 05:00:23 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: vsavatar: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: vsavatar: Courts always order the non-custodial parent to pay some child support, even if it's a token amount like $5 per week or something. That's just the way it works.

Only if you go to court.
No marriage, no divorce.
No divorce, no court.

I don't think the Palins want to go to court.

This is incorrect. A father has the right to sue to establish paternity and for visitation rights in court. There does not need to be a marriage or a divorce in order to go to court. The fact that he is the father gives him the right to seek visitation of his child in court. However, as a condition of granting visitation, courts will always require some amount of child support to be paid. It's automatic once a judge gets involved. The Palins don't even have to ask for it. The state has a formula, the judge applies the formula. Levi gets visitation and pays the prescribed amount of child support.

Levi has rights. Bristol has rights. Until one of them goes to court, the court orders nothing.


That's what I meant. I'm saying that if Levi wants to see his kid, he should go to court, even if it's without a lawyer. Some might say it's not smart, but the court's going to have to grant him some visitation.
 
2009-04-09 05:06:11 PM  

cryinoutloud:
Yes, Levi--it's called "breaking up." You broke up. You don't get to call her every day now.


You never break up with your children.
 
2009-04-09 05:14:43 PM  

what_now: Ed Grubermann: That's eight months. That's plenty of time. Nine-months is the average gestation time, but it's not set in stone. I know a lot of people, myself included, that were born premature.

...you think she got knocked up the day her first kid was born?


No. And no I don't think Bristol is Trig's mom. I'm just saying that it is not completely impossible.
 
2009-04-09 05:16:33 PM  

stinieroo:

Why should he have to pay child support? The Palins have plenty of money without robbing some poor schmuck who knocked up their daughter.


Apparently not since they are begging for money to cover the legal fees they incurred during Troopergate:

"Statement from Meghan Stapleton, Palin Family Spokesperson

April 8, 2009

The continuing generosity of Alaskans and Americans is overwhelming as many reach out to assist Governor Sarah Palin and her family with their legal bills.

However, the official legal defense fund for Governor Sarah Palin has not been formed and the Governor cannot accept monies for those obligations from any other entity than the one in formation. Numerous federal and state laws need to be abided by and the official legal defense fund will have very strict donation guidelines.

We thank everyone interested in helping the Governor. The best way to assist her will be through this official fund which will launch later this month."
Link (new window)


All I have to say is HAHAHA LOL beeotch!

/sorry, she brings out the worst in me.
//not really sorry, actually.
 
2009-04-09 05:19:30 PM  
I think my favorite from the interview is the what do you wish people knew about you question, and the answer from Levi was that his family is not white trash...

Of course if his family is white trash then so is the Palin family, on that front, you'd think Sarah wouldn't just blast him for this interview. OTH, this is a woman that "switched" churches to avoid seeming to be a lunatic christian fringe element so maybe not.

I find it hilarious that republicans accuse liberals of attacking Palin for her daughters out of wedlock child. We never do, we attack abstinence only education and hold up Bristol as a good reason to stop that practice. Bristol herself said that shiat don't work so get a grip right wingers.

Like a lot of others I go from wishing Palin would simply disappear to being fascinated by the ongoing drama that is her family. I mean, how the hell did she get a shot at the VP spot? And how can I do it too? LOL
 
2009-04-09 05:20:41 PM  

what_now:
Yeah, I'm not picking on you, per se, but the idea that this "ZOMG Trig is her grandson!1" nonsense is prevalent.

Personally, if I found out that her daughter had a disabled child out of wedlock and she raised that child as her own, I would respect her a tiny bit more.


I agree. I never could figure out why anyone would think it was bad if that rumor was true. It would be the first good thing I've heard of her doing.

There are MOUNTAINS of reasons why Sarah Palin should not be on the Wasilla PTA board, let alone the Oval Office, but her parenting is not one of them.

Oh, I don't know about that. Of the two kids she has who are old enough to have done so, neither graduated from high school. Not necessarily indicative of anything beyond a likely lack of respect for getting an education in her household, which is not something I approve of in elected officials.
 
2009-04-09 05:21:34 PM  
Dam, I didn't finish, I want to know how to get that chance so I too can make millions on a book deal!
 
2009-04-09 05:31:49 PM  

Neeek: what_now:
Yeah, I'm not picking on you, per se, but the idea that this "ZOMG Trig is her grandson!1" nonsense is prevalent.

Personally, if I found out that her daughter had a disabled child out of wedlock and she raised that child as her own, I would respect her a tiny bit more.

I agree. I never could figure out why anyone would think it was bad if that rumor was true. It would be the first good thing I've heard of her doing.

There are MOUNTAINS of reasons why Sarah Palin should not be on the Wasilla PTA board, let alone the Oval Office, but her parenting is not one of them.

Oh, I don't know about that. Of the two kids she has who are old enough to have done so, neither graduated from high school. Not necessarily indicative of anything beyond a likely lack of respect for getting an education in her household, which is not something I approve of in elected officials.


Nonsense! Who needs an edumacation when Jesus tells you everything you need to know in his 2,000 year old best seller?
 
2009-04-09 05:36:42 PM  

vsavatar: Neeek:
Oh, I don't know about that. Of the two kids she has who are old enough to have done so, neither graduated from high school. Not necessarily indicative of anything beyond a likely lack of respect for getting an education in her household, which is not something I approve of in elected officials.

Nonsense! Who needs an edumacation when Jesus tells you everything you need to know in his 2,000 year old best seller?


You know, my mother is as (probably more, actually) religious as Palin is, but if me and my brother had both been high school drop outs, I'm pretty sure she'd have considered herself a failure as a mother.

/Just saying.
 
2009-04-09 05:38:06 PM  

Gamer Grrrl:
It is MUCH more likely the picture of Levi and Trig was included in the Tyra banks interview in error.


I agree. That blogger's theory that the picture is some kind of SUPER SEEKRIT message from Mercede veers pretty far into crazyland.

What's a bit weird to me is that Levi was photographed nuzzling with the newborn Trigg in the first place. That's sort of odd. Like the picture (evidently taken at the same time) of Mercede holding Trigg while Sarah Palin stands over her shoulder. Yet one more detail in a series of details that don't quite add up to anything definitely scandalous, yet don't seem quite right, either.
 
2009-04-09 05:46:35 PM  

someonelse: What's a bit weird to me is that Levi was photographed nuzzling with the newborn Trigg in the first place. That's sort of odd. Like the picture (evidently taken at the same time) of Mercede holding Trigg while Sarah Palin stands over her shoulder. Yet one more detail in a series of details that don't quite add up to anything definitely scandalous, yet don't seem quite right, either.


Meh. Everyone wants to see the new baby. Baby baby baby. Enough about the baby, dammit.

/just had a baby
 
2009-04-09 05:56:59 PM  
here's da baby!

[image from jimmyakin.org too old to be available]
 
2009-04-09 05:59:11 PM  
Current theory is that April 18th is the day that Trig's adoption went through, thereby making Sarah his mother. Trig was obviously born earlier and hidden until the paperwork could be made official. This is why Sarah had to race home for the "birth".

Also if Bristol wasn't breastfeeding, her monthly cycle would return much quicker.
 
2009-04-09 05:59:31 PM  

krelborne:
/just had a baby


Must have been hard pushing it out of there. Or did you have a C-section?
 
2009-04-09 06:02:15 PM  
Come on. NO ONE is going to mention Bristol's above-average rack?

This is as good a reason as any, I suppose.
[image from image.examiner.com too old to be available]
 
2009-04-09 06:03:59 PM  

vsavatar: krelborne:
/just had a baby

Must have been hard pushing it out of there. Or did you have a C-section?


You didn't see me on Oprah?
 
2009-04-09 06:04:45 PM  
Yes, a terrifying statistic out of the 2008 election:

59,934,814 free-willed, registered, non-felon, adult citizens cast a vote for Sarah Palin.


I mean, wow, that's just FUBAR.
 
2009-04-09 06:31:11 PM  

what_now: ps69: The far right media is now accusing Levi of incest.

Goddamnit. I feel really, really sorry sorry for these kids. Maybe he IS white trash but so what? I come from a long line of WT, and I would *not* want my family's shenanigans to be broadcast to the world.

Did Palin stop and think for a *SECOND* what this fame would do to her family? Or did she not care?


Blinded by ambition. Pregnant teenage daughter? So what. Newborn with special needs? Who cares. Pack up the truck First Dude. We're hittin' the road!
And people talk about Hillary...
 
2009-04-09 06:56:06 PM  
Wiping tears from her eyes, Sherry continued, "I mean, and Bristol and I talked about it a lot. Just like, 'Well, you'll have Tripp soon. And he'll be there for you."'

No. No he won't. You'll be there for him. That's how it works.
 
2009-04-09 06:56:33 PM  
I was really bummed then I watched the trailer. It looks like she just fell asleep in the middle of it. He expressed concern.
From what I could see, it didn't look like he just climbed on top of a corpse and started going at it.
 
2009-04-09 06:57:58 PM  

Frank Flopsmack: Come on. NO ONE is going to mention Bristol's above-average rack?

This is as good a reason as any, I suppose.


They were pregnancy boobies. They've shrunk a bit since then, and will continue to fade. Sorry.
 
2009-04-09 06:59:30 PM  

carlyparker: I was really bummed then I watched the trailer. It looks like she just fell asleep in the middle of it. He expressed concern.
From what I could see, it didn't look like he just climbed on top of a corpse and started going at it.


um. Ooops.
nevermind.

Wrong thread
 
2009-04-09 07:09:04 PM  

RemyDuron: The "Trig is really Bristol's kid!" is one of the dumbest leftist conspiracy theories I've ever heard. It's almost as dumb as "Obama is a secret muslim."

Yeah, there are questions about who Trig's mother was, if you ignore evidence, biology, and common sense.


I think this could be easily settled if they would only produce Trig's official, original birth certificate

;^)
 
2009-04-09 07:14:33 PM  

haplo53: SVenus: Bristol must must MUST have a new baby daddy waiting in the wings.

This sounds like the setup to a Three Stooges short. Just as Sarah says this, those three carpenters walk into the office in the governor's mansion, which gives her an idea...


Hello
Hello
Hello!

HELLO!
 
2009-04-09 07:19:54 PM  
I don't understand the fascination with this crap.


/seriously, who gives a shiat other than the families involved?
 
2009-04-09 07:23:04 PM  

Ed Grubermann:

No. And no I don't think Bristol is Trig's mom. I'm just saying that it is not completely impossible.


Oh, wouldn't it be special there was a REASON for the Bristol Levi split, and it involved Ms. Robinson, I mean Ms. Palin?

i278.photobucket.comView Full Size
 
2009-04-09 07:27:02 PM  

johnnyrocket: 59,934,814 free-willed, registered, non-felon, adult citizens cast a vote for Sarah Palin.


I think some of them voted for McCain.
And many felons vote.
 
2009-04-09 07:28:08 PM  
carlyparker: I was really bummed then I watched the trailer. It looks like she just fell asleep in the middle of it. He expressed concern.
From what I could see, it didn't look like he just climbed on top of a corpse and started going at it.

um. Ooops.
nevermind.

Wrong thread


Wrong thread? I say you are in the right place. Some how it's fitting a corpse should be involved in a lewd way.
 
2009-04-09 07:32:32 PM  
How is babby formed maverik?
 
2009-04-09 07:36:45 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: vsavatar: Courts always order the non-custodial parent to pay some child support, even if it's a token amount like $5 per week or something. That's just the way it works.

Only if you go to court.
No marriage, no divorce.
No divorce, no court.

I don't think the Palins want to go to court.


AK child custody (new window)

Actually, in Alaska the noncustodial parent has to pay child support. For one child, the support is approximately 20% of after-tax income. This is modified in cases of split custody, but if Bristol retains sole custody of the baby, Levi pays 20% after taxes until the kid grows up.

Levi has the right to sue for custody, but the judge will consider what is in the best interests of the child. Unfortunately for Levi, Bristol's Mom is Governor, they have a beautiful home and oodles of cash while Levi's Mom is not so advantageously situated; a fair judge would be hard pressed to rule for Levi.
 
2009-04-09 08:06:11 PM  
This is going to be the first time that the media gives a rats ass about fathers rights.

SpectroBoy
This is clearly karma extracting a price for the
sleazy pandering of nominating Palin in the first place.



As opposed to the sleazy pandering of nominating Obama?

I would bet you a dollar Palin would have told the banks and AIG to fark off.

Obama just doubled down and swallowed.
 
2009-04-09 08:10:43 PM  
Can't really blame Levi for what he's doing, I would do the same thing. I also don't blame Bristol, I'm pretty sure Sarah is the one behind all of this...lets leave the kids alone! Life can't be easy when you've either got a Lipstick Pitbull mom or a biatch almost-mom-in-law.
 
2009-04-09 08:15:08 PM  

archichris: This is going to be the first time that the media gives a rats ass about fathers rights.


Wants a rat's ass.
farm2.static.flickr.comView Full Size


/butt-hurt you say?
 
2009-04-09 08:30:32 PM  

vabeard: I don't understand the fascination with this crap.


/seriously, who gives a shiat other than the families involved?


Sarah Palin hasn't changed in any significant way since she took the stage at the GOP convention. She has the same core beliefs, the same qualifications and skills, the same morals. When the "pitbull with lipstick" scoffed at community organizers, a lot of people thought she'd make a great Vice President. Now, not so much. Since she didn't change, it must be because she was never qualified to begin with. Those of you who supported her need to watch this train wreck and say to yourself "next time I'll require more from a candidate who wants my support than simply mocking the Libs". That's why this matters. Hey GOP voters: if you don't like sane people laughing at your epic fark ups, stop making epic fark ups. Stop giving us Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber or any... oh who am I kidding. You'll just blame the mainstream MSM gotcha media and be fooled again just as easily in a few years.
 
2009-04-09 09:12:27 PM  

DslainteC: "the conversations are "real short"

Bristol and Levi are the same age and should have the same level of maturity. Can't she understand that he simply wants to take along Tripp off a short peer?


Just thought I should give this post some well-deserved recognition.
 
2009-04-09 09:37:24 PM  

archichris: This is going to be the first time that the media gives a rats ass about fathers rights.

SpectroBoy
This is clearly karma extracting a price for the
sleazy pandering of nominating Palin in the first place.


As opposed to the sleazy pandering of nominating Obama?

I would bet you a dollar Palin would have told the banks and AIG to fark off.

Obama just doubled down and swallowed.


Um.... this is pretty good. Dry thread without one yet. 7/10
 
2009-04-09 09:59:47 PM  
Well, this thread has satisfied my need for the two minutes of hate. Thanks, Fark.

Back when Gov. P. was still considered a serious threat, I took out my bile in lolz. Enjoy:

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moar funny pictures

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moar funny pictures

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moar funny pictures
 
2009-04-09 10:01:28 PM  
I'd like to thank John McCain, he was a POW ya know, for giving America the tire iron that will be used to shatter all the hypocritical bs lies built up by the religious right wing of the GOP.

If we're lucky a more moderate GOP will emerge from this train wreck. If not maybe Bristol and Levi made a sex tape :)
 
2009-04-09 10:09:04 PM  

iaazathot:

No shiat, I worked at a prominent private university and seminary, and all the most gabby people were the one's who thought they were the most "annointed." It was hilarious and extremely pathetic.


I have a co-worker that is Assembly of God. She called a deputy superintendent and told him that my old punk band was Satanic and she had videos of us "initiating kids" into "our cult." Turns out it was a mosh pit at one of our shows that was on Youtube.

She got upset with her daughter's Army officer boyfriend and called CID on him. I don't know what for, but CID will look up someone's ass with a flashlight.

She tried to get her best friend kicked out of their church because she married a guy a few weeks before her divorce was "final."

She's done other petty shiat to other people I know, but these are the three biggies I know about. And when I was her supervisor, she was constantly prattling on and on about her superior christian morality and how much she cared about people...blah blah blah. farking psycho biatch, if you ask me.
 
2009-04-09 10:17:36 PM  

archichris:
As opposed to the sleazy pandering of nominating Obama?

I would bet you a dollar Palin would have told the banks and AIG to fark off.


Based on what? The lies she told about bridges to nowhere?
 
2009-04-09 10:48:10 PM  

heavymetal: "It started going downhill a little bit,' Levi says, "and we just started fighting, and things weren't working out. ... Their attitudes changed. ... We just weren't seeing eye-to-eye with each other anymore. And I didn't like it. And I thought it'd be best that we-- we both did -- break up for a little bit and see what happens. ... We just couldn't, like, have a conversation without fighting, I guess, anymore. It was-- it was just getting really bad.

"We talk every day, every other day." And the conversations are "real short. You know, I call her to see -- see how my baby's doing. That kind of thing. But we don't really sit there and talk. Like, 'How are you -- how you been?' I mean, she's real short with me."


Probably because you keep going on talk shows and airing the dirty laundry, you twit.

"Hey, baby. I know I just got back from saying your whole family sucks and you keep me from seeing my kid--but can we talk? Hello? Hello?"
 
2009-04-09 10:55:27 PM  
I'm a liberal/civil libertarian who voted for Obama.

I never thought Trig was really the daughter's kid. Sarah Palin was older when she got pregnant with him, and we all know older eggs are more likely to produce disabled children.

\old eggz can haz unfortunate rezults
 
2009-04-09 11:16:59 PM  

Frank Flopsmack: Come on. NO ONE is going to mention Bristol's above-average rack?

This is as good a reason as any, I suppose.


Pregnancy boobs or not, any pics of those since she turned legal?
 
2009-04-09 11:17:35 PM  
wow this is sad....you Obama cock suckers are so embarrassed by his major fails on the world stage that you are trying divert attention the Gov of Alaska?

so sad....really
 
2009-04-09 11:52:08 PM  
Remember, Sarah was two months pregnant when she "eloped" with whats-his-name the snowmobilier. This shiat is normal up in I'll Asa Ka, and plays well with the GOP hard core redneck Jesus freaking base. That base is doing about as well as the polar ice cap these days.
 
2009-04-09 11:55:18 PM  

vabeard: I don't understand the fascination with this crap.


/seriously, who gives a shiat other than the families involved?


Liberals. They need to personally attack Palin to overshadow their regret for voting for Obongo and Hairplugs McGafferson.
 
2009-04-09 11:57:31 PM  

what_now: ps69: The far right media is now accusing Levi of incest.

Goddamnit. I feel really, really sorry sorry for these kids. Maybe he IS white trash but so what? I come from a long line of WT, and I would *not* want my family's shenanigans to be broadcast to the world.

Did Palin stop and think for a *SECOND* what this fame would do to her family? Or did she not care?


As nearly always, when one is inspired to ask the question one is aware as to the correct answer.
 
2009-04-10 12:11:23 AM  

godofusa.com: Liberals. They need to personally attack Palin to overshadow their regret for voting for Obongo and Hairplugs McGafferson.


I love how you whine about personal attacks and make two personal attacks in the very same sentence.
 
2009-04-10 12:28:59 AM  

Zoophagous: If not maybe Bristol and Levi made a sex tape :)


Even if they did, nobody wants to go to jail for possession or distribution of child pornography, so it'd never see the light of day.
 
2009-04-10 01:18:47 AM  
"meh"
 
2009-04-10 02:03:00 AM  
Tripp??

WTF is wrong with these people?
 
2009-04-10 02:13:30 AM  
About the thing about the non-custodial parent paying 20% of after-tax income in child support....

Wouldn't it be something if a court ordered Levi to pay 40% of his post tax income in child support?

/Flames, meet gasoline.
 
2009-04-10 02:56:09 AM  

libbynomore2: Obama cock


The obsession continues...
 
2009-04-10 04:17:54 AM  
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
 
2009-04-10 04:19:51 AM  

Fart_Machine: Didn't this stupid twat manage to add more attention to the whole situation by giving a public statement denouncing Levi's Tyra appearance a week before the show hit, giving it a ton of added publicity?


Indeed. I would've never known Levi was on some tv show, but Palin decided to make this a national soap opera.
 
2009-04-10 08:50:11 AM  

Psychotropic: With all his talking about the Palins and his baby there's one thing he's never mentioned.
Is he providing financial support for his bastard child?


(CBS) Levi Johnston, the teenage father of Sarah Palin's grandson, accuses Palin and her family of spreading lies about him and his family and keeping him from spending time alone with his three-month-old son, Tripp.


He means Sarah Palin's "baby". Unless he is either claiming that the baby is a result of having sex with Sarah Palin.

Oh wait, maybe he is simply telling THE FARKING OBVIOUS TRUTH that everyone with an IQ over 45 already knew way back in November 2008. Sarah Palin LIED AGAIN about her fake pregnancy.
 
2009-04-10 09:14:46 AM  

Senescent Dawn: The Palins are the gift that keeps on giving. I love it. People are going to be talking about that trainwreck for decades.


Not really. They're already starting to bore me.

They're so... August 2008.
 
2009-04-11 06:26:06 PM  

Gridlock:
(CBS) Levi Johnston, the teenage father of Sarah Palin's grandson, accuses Palin and her family of spreading lies about him and his family and keeping him from spending time alone with his three-month-old son, Tripp.

He means Sarah Palin's "baby". Unless he is either claiming that the baby is a result of having sex with Sarah Palin.


Um, Tripp is his kid. The one he fathered with Bristol. Trig is Sarah's kid.
 
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