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(Discover)   Suggest a tattoo for a Farker. Drew's face, streetlight, strangely absent from list   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) divider line 251
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2009-04-08 12:23:33 PM  
How about a big Well...bye!?
 
2009-04-08 12:26:19 PM  
MR COOL ICE
 
2009-04-08 12:26:35 PM  
Aloha Monkey.
 
2009-04-08 12:27:12 PM  
Right over your ass get "Insert Tab B Here"
 
2009-04-08 12:27:24 PM  
ASHLEY SIMPSON FOREVER!
 
2009-04-08 12:28:11 PM  
Here's a serious suggestion: How about a DNA double helix?
 
2009-04-08 12:28:39 PM  
Why? you're trying to make up for your lack of personality?


i273.photobucket.com
 
2009-04-08 12:31:21 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

/because he's a Libra
//don't ask me how I know
 
2009-04-08 12:32:35 PM  
Get "Temporary" tattoo'd on you.
 
2009-04-08 12:34:18 PM  
"Welcome to TF. Here's your cat."
 
2009-04-08 12:41:36 PM  
Strangely enough, the only tattoo I'd ever consider getting is "THIS SPACE FOR RENT" on my arm.
 
2009-04-08 12:48:22 PM  
My other ride is the Hubble.

drdavescience.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-04-08 12:52:34 PM  
"I'm with stupid."
On your forehead.
With an arrow pointing to your crotch.
 
2009-04-08 12:59:44 PM  
media.funlol.com

I like this NSFW one better

Link (new window)
 
2009-04-08 01:16:30 PM  
'Poor Impulse Control'
 
2009-04-08 01:16:51 PM  
HappyHarryHardOn: Why? you're trying to make up for your lack of personality?

I bet she's a delight at cocktail parties.
 
2009-04-08 01:17:52 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-04-08 01:18:03 PM  
Whatever you get, get something that looks good both now and with saggy skin. I recommend a smiley face, it can only get better with age.
 
2009-04-08 01:18:52 PM  
How 'bout...

"science, it works, biatches"
 
2009-04-08 01:19:08 PM  
TwistedIvory: Here's a serious suggestion: How about a DNA double helix?

As an arm band.
 
2009-04-08 01:19:18 PM  
Get a tattoo of a butt, that has a tattoo of a butt, on your butt.

/huh huh-huh huh huh
 
2009-04-08 01:19:51 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Power
 
2009-04-08 01:20:00 PM  
Get a penis drawn on your face as if it is entering your mouth!
 
2009-04-08 01:20:09 PM  
Or...

SN1987A
Proof that creationists can't do math.

// of course, that one needs a picture of the supernova..
 
2009-04-08 01:20:30 PM  
"Look, boss, zee plane! zee plane!"
 
2009-04-08 01:20:41 PM  
i139.photobucket.com

The gravity of the situation demands that you use this image as the model. All other choices are relatively weak.
 
2009-04-08 01:21:08 PM  
or...

gorramit
 
2009-04-08 01:21:09 PM  
Fake freckles.
 
2009-04-08 01:21:39 PM  
blogs.discovermagazine.com

/hotlinked from his own site, no less.
 
2009-04-08 01:21:42 PM  
I have a big ink blob. that way I can make up anything when I get old.
 
2009-04-08 01:22:13 PM  
patrick swayze
 
2009-04-08 01:22:43 PM  
Pirate Fish.
(Hate ID, always will)

photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net

Sorry for the poor quality, image is from a camera phone.
 
2009-04-08 01:23:00 PM  
A spherical cow.


/why isn't voting enabled?
 
2009-04-08 01:23:19 PM  
I always would like a bar code, or a QR code. Maybe buy your own bar code HERE and put that on.
 
2009-04-08 01:24:15 PM  
It needs to be a collage of all of the most white trash tattoos ever. Like a skeleton riding a Harley, one arm extending a vicious medieval sword. There is a dragon wrapped around the sword, and its head is outstretched, jaws yawing wide open as it breathes fire at the heels of a naked woman. The woman has a tattoo of a heart with "Mom" inked across it on her forearm. Her hair flows down past her shoulders, morphing along the way into a jumble of venomous snakes. The snakes are spitting venom at a mortally wounded Arab terrorist, lying in a pool of blood, pinned by the boot of a U.S. Marine, with a bald eagle perched on his shoulder and an M-16 in his hands.
 
2009-04-08 01:24:35 PM  
How about just NSFW
 
2009-04-08 01:24:36 PM  
How about a picture of a highly respected astrophysicist....

i150.photobucket.com
 
2009-04-08 01:25:28 PM  
The Wil Wheaton clown sweater. Do it, do it NOW!
 
2009-04-08 01:25:51 PM  
Uzzah: cutlerscove.com

Or...

It all ends with Fe...
 
2009-04-08 01:26:01 PM  
www.aslabeled.com
 
2009-04-08 01:26:13 PM  
i42.tinypic.com

Drew this up awhile ago and thought it looked like a good start... needs some creative inspiration though.

/I want to believe
//In math nerds with too much time on their hands late at night
///I like geometric patterns
 
2009-04-08 01:26:28 PM  
ShillinTheVillain: It needs to be a collage of all of the most white trash tattoos ever. Like a skeleton riding a Harley, one arm extending a vicious medieval sword. There is a dragon wrapped around the sword, and its head is outstretched, jaws yawing wide open as it breathes fire at the heels of a naked woman. The woman has a tattoo of a heart with "Mom" inked across it on her forearm. Her hair flows down past her shoulders, morphing along the way into a jumble of venomous snakes. The snakes are spitting venom at a mortally wounded Arab terrorist, lying in a pool of blood, pinned by the boot of a U.S. Marine, with a bald eagle perched on his shoulder and an M-16 in his hands.


don't forget, Yosemite Sam in there somewhere
 
2009-04-08 01:26:41 PM  
www.bmeink.com
 
2009-04-08 01:26:56 PM  
A frog, smaller than a quarter, next to your belly button.

What? It's what every other farkette has...
 
2009-04-08 01:27:15 PM  
You should get a nice Chinese tattoo which seems to be all the rage these days.

img227.imageshack.us
 
2009-04-08 01:27:48 PM  
How about you ask the artist to give you a chinese character that means "peace". That should work out well.
 
2009-04-08 01:27:53 PM  
"lack of forethought"
 
2009-04-08 01:28:45 PM  
"cats rule"
 
2009-04-08 01:29:03 PM  
blogs.westword.com

or

invironments-design.com
 
2009-04-08 01:30:20 PM  
He should get a tattoo of a klein bottle.
 
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