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Pocket Ninja		2009-04-08 08:19:50 AM

And, in the finale, after Barack the Barbarian has penetrated the Ice Fortress of the Caribou Queen, he finds himself in the soaring throne room, curiously empty. And then he hears a noise behind him.

"You have finally come home, my son."

And Lord Bush, Scourge of the Scrubland, Lion of the Desert, steps out. Cackles. "You have done well."

Barack the Barbarian clenches his hands on his axe. "Do not call me your son."

Footsteps from another archway. Into the room steps the heartless Richard Cheney, the Huntsman. He snarls and pulls down his bow, Facefinder. "You are his son, boy."

"Look at the strength in your body," Lord Bush croons. "The desire in your heart. I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!"

And the Caribou Queen swoops down on her Deer of Doom and casts her Ice Net over Barack. And her drooling minions swarm from the crevices as the Huntsman snarls orders. "Take him to the tree! Take him to the cross!" And Barack is pulled from the chamber, down the dark and echoing halls.

To be continued...

EvilEgg		2009-04-08 08:38:10 AM

Pocket Ninja: Contemplate this on the tree of woe.

I want a tree of woe, but I don't think the homeowners association would allow crucified people.

sepuku2		2009-04-08 08:41:40 AM

At least this isn't as lame as his farking sacred commemorative plates.

ElPresidente		2009-04-08 08:48:47 AM

403 farked already! Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Fear_and_Loathing		2009-04-08 08:53:25 AM

Pocket Ninja: To be continued...

Well done.

DjangoStonereaver		2009-04-08 08:57:03 AM

You know, the Sword and Sorcery genre is quite repetetive by nature....

LIKE THESE BLEEDIN' LINKS!!

Seriously: this is like the 3rd dupe on this. It was cute the
first time.

FlashHarry		2009-04-08 09:34:52 AM

FarkinHostile		2009-04-08 10:01:09 AM

Just because I have it ready.

Bloody William		2009-04-08 10:56:22 AM

Kind of stupid, kind of funny, and I kind of want to grab an issue.

Anyone catch the amazingly crazy bullshiat in the comments section?

# Don L Says:
April 7th, 2009 at 10:06 am

Shhh. Listen. That silence you hear is from all those Hillary feminists who accept this stuff (black man overpowrs white woman) without a howl (wolf joke) because their real god isn't what's under their hood after all -it's the god of unfettered liberalism -the anti-Christian impulse

# Jeremy Says:
April 7th, 2009 at 10:23 am

To make BS anatomically correct they would need to decrease the size of his head ten fold and increase the size of his ears 100 fold. Plus add the smirk of stoopidity. It also needs the trademark zig.

# greg Says:
April 7th, 2009 at 2:54 pm

My bet is on Palin. Everyone is cashing in on her. Time for another donation to SarahPAC.

# FedUp Says:
April 7th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Sarah can whup up on BO with one hand tied behind here back. I think that would have been abundantly clear if it hadn't been for all the 'help' she got from McCain and all the smear jobs courtesy of the left-wing nutjobs. GO SARAH!

# Mikey NTH Says:
April 7th, 2009 at 9:00 pm

Don L:

Their God is unfettered adolescence. They want to live their lives like it is a beer commercial with an unlimited credit card.

What happens when there aren't enough Fred MacMurrays to pay the tab and clean up the mess is never addressed.

Xlr8urfark		2009-04-08 11:38:06 AM

Thanks for saving the thread Pocket Ninja, I came to get all stabby over the link but your boobies entertained as always.

Brown Sauce		2009-04-08 11:40:16 AM

Let's Annoy Conservatives! (new window)

Gunny Highway		2009-04-08 11:40:19 AM

Come on now. This really inst necessary is it? Make up an original character and write a thinly veiled allegory about contemporary politics. People will be able to figure it out and it wont be near as lame.

Shaggy_C		2009-04-08 11:41:35 AM

Ah, presidential cartoons.

Though I notice the barackbarian isn't wearing a flag pin.

Corvus		2009-04-08 11:42:09 AM

FTFA: Another is "Barack the Barbarian: Quest for the Treasure of Stimuli," in which he presides over Kickassistan. Apparently his foreign policies and his disdain for the military are overlooked by the cartoon trade.

Obama has disdain for the military?

Where do people get this made up shiat?

necropoultryac		2009-04-08 11:42:33 AM

3 years 8 months left of the BS.
I need a time machine.

Random Reality Check		2009-04-08 11:42:36 AM

Wow, Don Surber is really looking old.

4.bp.blogspot.com

Dr Dreidel		2009-04-08 11:43:03 AM

Gunny Highway: Come on now. This really inst necessary is it? Make up an original character and write a thinly veiled allegory about contemporary politics. People will be able to figure it out and it wont be near as lame.

What is "The Dark Knight"?

// Anal Bum Cover for $56,487 please, Alex

TypoFlyspray		2009-04-08 11:43:07 AM

EvilEgg: Pocket Ninja: Contemplate this on the tree of woe.

I want a tree of woe, but I don't think the homeowners association would allow crucified people.

Its so ostentatious. Go with heads on pikes instead.

docmattic		2009-04-08 11:43:08 AM

Xlr8urfark: Thanks for saving the thread Pocket Ninja, I came to get all stabby over the link but your boobies entertained as always.

They sure did, Xlr8urfark, they suuuuuuure did.

ObscureNameHere		2009-04-08 11:43:41 AM

FarkinHostile: Just because I have it ready.

The original quote is better than the Conan version.

ExRedStater		2009-04-08 11:43:43 AM

sepuku2: At least this isn't as lame as his farking sacred ~~commemorative plates~~ Chia heads.

Alas, they are no more.

*sniff, sniff*

The Dreaded Rear Admiral		2009-04-08 11:44:16 AM

Brown Sauce: Let's Annoy Conservatives! (new window)

I'm a hard-core socialiberal, and even I want my 2 minutes back after reading that.

Random Reality Check		2009-04-08 11:44:34 AM

necropoultryac: 3 7 years 8 months left of the BS.
I need a time machine.

Corrected for you @ No charge.
Republican Recession Special!

necropoultryac		2009-04-08 11:45:02 AM

Random Reality Check: necropoultryac: 3 7 years 8 months left of the BS.
I need a time machine.

Corrected for you @ No charge.
Republican Recession Special!

Not a chance!

jabbedxorz		2009-04-08 11:45:15 AM

Awesome.

ichiban		2009-04-08 11:45:16 AM

Bloody William:
Anyone catch the amazingly crazy bullshiat in the comments section?

wow

TypoFlyspray		2009-04-08 11:45:20 AM

I so want to be Pocket Ninja when I grow up.

hotter than the ads		2009-04-08 11:45:32 AM

FTA:
Another is "Barack the Barbarian: Quest for the Treasure of Stimuli," in which he presides over Kickassistan.

YES!

# Jeremy Says:
April 7th, 2009 at 10:23 am
To make BS anatomically correct they would need to decrease the size of his head ten fold and increase the size of his ears 100 fold. Plus add the smirk of stoopidity. It also needs the trademark zig.

I suspect our friend "Jeremy" left out the part of Barack's anatomy that he's most concerned with.

Also, WTF is a "trademark zig"??

Bad_Seed		2009-04-08 11:45:36 AM

necropoultryac: 3 years 8 months left of the BS.
I need a time machine.

Is that when Republicans finally give up and die?

lambelly		2009-04-08 11:46:01 AM

Bloody William:
# FedUp Says:
April 7th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Sarah can whup up on BO with one hand tied behind here back. I think that would have been abundantly clear if it hadn't been for all the 'help' she got from McCain and all the smear jobs courtesy of the left-wing nutjobs. GO SARAH!

I'd like to drink a beer with Palin. I ought to vote for her for president if she runs.

Tillmaster		2009-04-08 11:46:06 AM

I thought the aim of all barbarians was Hot water, good dentistry and soft toilet paper.

Duke_leto_Atredes		2009-04-08 11:46:07 AM

Must not troll
must not troll
must not troll

//I am siting this one out

Oldiron_79		2009-04-08 11:47:41 AM

So when the Republicans win back the house and senate in 2010, I'm gonna have to bottle me up some democrat tears of impotent rage. My 2004 vintage is getting kinda stale.

/Constitution Party member here.
//Your bottles of Republican tears of impotent rage have no effect on me.

Fart_Machine		2009-04-08 11:48:02 AM

lambelly:
I'd like to drink a beer with Palin.

I hear she's easy after a few drinks.

masemase		2009-04-08 11:48:37 AM

I think we're all missing the big picture here...

timesonline.typepad.com

Eunuch Provocateur		2009-04-08 11:48:45 AM

That picture of Palin with the dead wolf wrapped around her is farking classic

LittleWolf.simon		2009-04-08 11:48:57 AM

This isn't a new thing. I have the 3 issues of Reagan's Raiders that came out in 1987. It was a silly little comic, but made me laugh.

Reagan's Raiders (new window)(POPS)

More information (new window)(POPS)

LoadShark		2009-04-08 11:49:02 AM

Dr Dreidel		2009-04-08 11:49:11 AM

hotter than the ads: Also, WTF is a "trademark zig"??

The thing that Obama's always taking off. It's his trademark move, don'tcha know.

obzerver		2009-04-08 11:49:39 AM

Bad_Seed: necropoultryac: 3 years 8 months left of the BS.
I need a time machine.

Is that when Republicans finally give up and die?

If it is I will help with the time machine. Money, labor, tools, computers you name it.

ExRedStater		2009-04-08 11:50:23 AM

masemase: I think we're all missing the big picture here...

Is that Sarah's overworked uterus falling out of her cootch or what?

Mishno		2009-04-08 11:51:26 AM

Tillmaster: I thought the aim of all barbarians was Hot water, good dentistry and soft toilet paper.

"... a tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shiat"?

Earl Butz

Fart_Machine		2009-04-08 11:51:37 AM

hotter than the ads:
Also, WTF is a "trademark zig"??

For great justice.

Fano		2009-04-08 11:52:19 AM

More like Black Adam.

Shazam!

GreatNOD		2009-04-08 11:52:50 AM

Let me tell you of the the days of HIGH democracy!

LittleWolf.simon		2009-04-08 11:53:19 AM

Shaggy_C: Ah, presidential cartoons.

Though I notice the barackbarian isn't wearing a flag pin.

Didn't see yours, I was to busy trying to get something that would work.

Xlr8urfark		2009-04-08 11:53:26 AM

ExRedStater: masemase: I think we're all missing the big picture here...

Is that Sarah's overworked uterus falling out of her cootch or what?

I'd like to think that a warrior of her caliber would just reabsorb any unused body parts.

Bender The Offender		2009-04-08 11:56:35 AM

hotter than the ads:

Also, WTF is a "trademark zig"??

I could tell you, but first all your bases must belong to us.

wmoonfox		2009-04-08 11:56:44 AM

EvilEgg: Pocket Ninja: Contemplate this on the tree of woe.

I want a tree of woe, but I don't think the homeowners association would allow crucified people.

Better to beg forgiveness...