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(Deseret News)   High school wrestlers assault smaller male cheerleader, shave his pubic hair   ( divider line
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2003-02-06 04:46:57 PM  
Ah. Typical homophobia.
"You're a f@g for bein' on the cheerleader squad!"
"So we're going to fondle your genatalia! Coz we're not gay at all!"

Ah. Youth.
2003-02-06 04:51:54 PM  
Kids these days! When I was in school we used to hold kids down and shave off their short 'n curlies all the time. And you know what? They liked it! They didn't go crying to mommy. Course, we was tougher back then; not like today's pimply-faced little pukes.

/grumpy old man
2003-02-06 04:55:07 PM  
We didn't have guy cheerleaders.
2003-02-06 04:56:24 PM  
The cheerleaders in college are pretty big. One day that small kid may find that guy and beat his ass.
2003-02-06 04:59:53 PM  
hazing from when i was a kid:

Kids had to run around the track w/ marshmallows under their armpits, then are forced to eat them.

Kids forced to push pennies w/ their nose.

Kids shot in the buttocks w/ bb-guns.

mind you I never had to do these things. I was the kid who fought the bullies & got beat up.
2003-02-06 05:02:00 PM  
Strange, I was just reading this - The Wrestler Who Cried Rape then came here. Gotta love hormone hazing stories.
wil [TotalFark]
2003-02-06 05:07:57 PM  
Reminds me of an old Bob Goldthwait bit:

"Hey, homo! I'm going to beat you!"

Punch, punch.

"I hate you, homo! I hate you . . . and you're kind of attractive . . . and I hate you . . . and you're sort of cute . . "

Punch, punch, punch.

". . . you're sort of cute, and I can't kiss you so I'm going to beat you!"

"Just pretend that my fist is my penis, okay?"

Punch, punch, punch, punch.

"Oh yeah! Oh yeah!"
2003-02-06 05:29:48 PM  
Please keep in mind that these are most likely Mormon kids.
2003-02-06 05:48:13 PM  
Jesus, what's wrong with that principal? Letting them off with a warning for what is clearly a *crime*? The only explanation I can think of is that he's as boneheaded a farknut as the wrestlers. In fact, he probably used to *be* a wrestler.
2003-02-06 05:48:18 PM  
What? Some people don't already shave their pubes off?

Uh... Nevermind.
2003-02-06 05:59:20 PM  
That's um, kind of gay. Anyway we didn't have guy cheerleaders in high school either and I went to an all-boys Catholic school. We imported our cheerleaders from the all-girls Catholic school. Even though it has been 20 years I fondly remember high school as the wonderful four year prison sentence that it still is today. Most of the big lugs bullies from my high school went to the glamorous world of pumping gas, then got laid off when everyone went to self serve. The big lug guys who didn't bully anyone went on to be people like my boss. Very large, very smart, quite successful, and nothing to prove.

2003-02-06 06:33:22 PM  
But when the father and his wife asked the boy what was wrong, he said, "Never mind. I'll take care of it."

This quote took me back to Columbine and the school shootings afterwards. Also reminded me of this article in The Onion.
2003-02-06 07:02:55 PM  
a guy cheerleader...he must be gay...let's get em'...i mean after we roll around on the floor with one another...with these skin tight uniforms...
2003-02-06 07:19:43 PM  
isnt that rape? i'd assume these guys will be thrown in jail for 20-50 years. asshats.
2003-02-06 07:43:49 PM  
Downstairs: I don't think it's rape, though I'm not sure what the legal definition of rape is where they are. At the least, it's aggravated assault and possibly sexual assault, if the DA is feeling particularly ornery that day. Plus, the inevitable lawsuits from the kid's parents for trauma, pain and suffering, etc.
2003-02-06 09:45:55 PM  
I submitted this same article 10 years ago with a worse headline, WTF?
2003-02-06 09:46:05 PM  
For anyone wondering, yes my pubes are itchy.....and no i'm not really that gay.
2003-02-06 09:46:19 PM  
I hate when that happens...
2003-02-06 09:46:52 PM  
Jebus! This is right out of The Breakfast Club.

Life imitates art.
2003-02-06 09:47:04 PM  
sports = male bonding = pain-causing behavior = homoerotica

the greeks knew it. the romans knew it. we know it, but avoid admitting it at all costs.
2003-02-06 09:47:05 PM  
Hmm... I wonder if that was Larry Lester? You know how hairy he is. And did they also tape his bus together.

/obscure "Breakfast Club" reference.
2003-02-06 09:47:55 PM  
The penalty? Said wrestlers must accompany cheerleader everywhere and scratch him where it itches.
2003-02-06 09:48:33 PM  
first of all, that's very gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).

second, what the feck is wrong with the principal? expel the little bastards!
2003-02-06 09:48:41 PM  
During my tenure as a high school wreslter, we never tied anyone down and shaved their pubes. We always used gang mentality for the good of all. There was this one time when a dumb kid in our school was making fun of our female manager. One day after school he got surrounded by 15 of the schools toughest grapplers. Needless to say, he left her alone after that. We didn't take crap.
2003-02-06 09:49:17 PM  
*Que Dr Evil voice*

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
2003-02-06 09:49:58 PM  
Gimme a B
Gimme an A
Gimme a L
Gimme a D
2003-02-06 09:50:03 PM  
Assault, and sexual assault (arguable). Whatever happened to convicting criminals and putting them in prison?
2003-02-06 09:50:26 PM  
The idiots were just jealuos because he was spending some much time wiht the hot, popular girls.
2003-02-06 09:50:39 PM  
Together: "1, 2, 3, 4! Who you think you're fighting for?
Your Momma! Hey, hey, your momma! Whoo!
Your Momma, your Daddy, your greasy Granny got a whole new fanny!
Beg your pardon. Say what?
Beg your pardon. Say what?
We are the Mighty Spartans, and we're here to take you out!"

Arianna: "'Cause we are a bad Mother.."

Craig: [ covers Arianna's mouth ] "Shut your mouth!"

Together: Whoo! Whoo! [ they sit ]
2003-02-06 09:50:47 PM  

Who here thinks Stephanie from SportsbyBrooks needs to get naked?

yes please.
2003-02-06 09:51:02 PM  
What's wrong with this? They apparently finished with the female cheerleaders, and moved on to the males. As long as they're treating everybody equally, it's OK.
2003-02-06 09:51:57 PM  
Let's see, the principal's first action upon learning that two enormous wrestlers had committed what classifies as aggravated sexual assault and battery is to give them a warning? Then a two day suspension? It will be a miracle if this family doesn't sue the school system. Nice to see they are pressing criminal charges, though. That principal is an idiot.
2003-02-06 09:52:22 PM  
Yeah, that cheerleader sure was gay!

Now, lets go roll around and grab each other and try to lay on top of one another in skin-tight uniforms.
2003-02-06 09:53:12 PM  
Please keep in mind that these are most likely Mormon kids.

2003-02-06 09:53:52 PM  
"We always used gang mentality for the good of all."

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
2003-02-06 09:54:18 PM  
The irony in wrestlers attacking anyone else for doing things that look gay is absolutely mind destroying.
2003-02-06 09:54:25 PM  
Let's see... a wrestling team are a bunch of guys who enjoy going down on the mat while hugging other guys, sometimes with both arms and legs, in various position.

If that isn't the gayest sport ever, I don't know what is.
2003-02-06 09:54:36 PM  
If that is not repressed homosexuality, then I don't know what is.
2003-02-06 09:54:37 PM  
Oh my heck!
2003-02-06 09:55:03 PM  
props to drudge for the link.
2003-02-06 09:55:03 PM  
Except maybe curling.
2003-02-06 09:55:37 PM  
If it were female wrestlers shaving the pubes of a smaller, female cheerleader, well I guess it'd still be bad... but...
2003-02-06 09:55:55 PM  
This is how some really good gay porn stories start. Crappy ending though.
2003-02-06 09:56:01 PM  
"Other speakers contended that other serious incidents have occurred at the school but the wrestlers were suspended because they are athletes."

The only reason they're not in jail is because they are athletes.
This is my favorite:
"McDougal said the criminal prosecution the boys may face was punishment enough and urged board members to allow them to complete the wrestling season."

Too bad. It's what happens when you do stupid-added things that affect the team.
2003-02-06 09:56:29 PM  
No buts.
2003-02-06 09:57:12 PM  
no, THIS is the funniest thing i've heard all day

"The irony in wrestlers attacking anyone else for doing things that look gay is absolutely mind destroying."

perfect delivery too.
2003-02-06 09:57:39 PM  
I wrestled for Ohio State and there was none of that going on there.

I hope they charge them with sexual assault on another guy. That would look great on their record if they were convicted!

You have to wonder about guys who force other men to show them their dick, and then hold him down while they do things to it.

About the previous Columbine reference, that's the same thought I had. That is the kind of thing kids get shot over.

And the parents of these pricks! WTF. If my kid did that I'd skin him alive! He'd be way off the wrestling team, and writing letters of apology to everyone in town.

To think those kids could shame their families that way and no one relaterd tothem cares
2003-02-06 09:57:46 PM  

Synchronized swimming.

*Can't believe he brought it up*
2003-02-06 09:59:16 PM  
some football players at my school were making fun of a gay kid so to torment him they had sex with him. They said that would teach him to be gay. what type of dope were they smoking. "hey guys, if we pork him in the ass that will really teach him not to be gay huh?" i hate stupid homophobes
2003-02-06 10:00:05 PM  
Funny, I don't remember saying "This is the funniest thing Someguy50's heard all day..."
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