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kenryoku_one		2009-04-07 06:59:00 PM

Well this is information I could have used yesterday.

JSieverts		2009-04-07 06:59:04 PM

15 minutes?

Boiling water douche....makes her sterilized in both ways in about 30 seconds..........................

/a joke, of course.....

jst3p		2009-04-07 06:59:05 PM

15 minutes? What will I do with the other 12?

sober		2009-04-07 06:59:16 PM

next in line, octomom.

hailin		2009-04-07 06:59:37 PM

Awesome!

boobsrgood		2009-04-07 07:00:26 PM

A woman is born with all the eggs she will ever produce. That's pretty trippy, isn't it?

nubbin		2009-04-07 07:01:14 PM

Whatever, this was greenlit back in 1932 in Nazi Germany. Man, back in those days, you could sterilize anything.

Yea sure whatever		2009-04-07 07:03:46 PM

Falcon Punch?

zamboni		2009-04-07 07:06:10 PM

Gimme a medical stapler and I can do it in less!

IonBeam2		2009-04-07 07:07:11 PM

I've always wondered why histerectomies aren't more common. Why would women want to deal with all the bleeding and emotional problems their uteri cause?

//dnrtfa.

Cup_O_Jo		2009-04-07 07:09:19 PM

UM...that sounds like it will go poorley down the road.

BrokenDrew		2009-04-07 07:11:17 PM

FTFA, pointy knees.

DoWhatNowToWhat		2009-04-07 07:12:00 PM

hailin: Awesome!

It is! With those soft knees this is more like a personal ad.

Witchydiva		2009-04-07 07:12:51 PM

I'm in! How do I sign up?

Honest Bender		2009-04-07 07:12:55 PM

IonBeam2: I've always wondered why histerectomies aren't more common. Why would women want to deal with all the bleeding and emotional problems their uteri cause?

//dnrtfa.

Ya. And when you're done having kids, we'll just chop off your balls.

/I like my balls right where they are.
//Let the women keep their uteri.

Kasira		2009-04-07 07:12:59 PM

IonBeam2: I've always wondered why histerectomies aren't more common. Why would women want to deal with all the bleeding and emotional problems their uteri cause?

//dnrtfa.

Because then we'd either go through early menopause, or need hormone therapy, both of which cause nasty physical and emotional side effects.

Plus, it's our uteri. How would you like to lose your balls?

Bender The Offender		2009-04-07 07:13:25 PM

IonBeam2: I've always wondered why histerectomies aren't more common. Why would women want to deal with all the bleeding and emotional problems their uteri cause?

//dnrtfa.

Hysterectomies (especially total hysterectomies) tend to fark up things on the hormonal front (estrogen, progesterone, LH, etc). A post hyterectomy woman could end up with a life of menopause. That's not a pleasent thing for her or anyone who may cross her path.

Oldiron_79		2009-04-07 07:13:51 PM

boobsrgood: A woman is born with all the eggs she will ever produce. That's pretty trippy, isn't it?

That is weird. If a guy was born with all the sperm he'd ever produce he'd be out the first night he found the internet.

ne2d		2009-04-07 07:13:51 PM

nubbin: Whatever, this was greenlit back in 1932 in Nazi Germany. Man, back in those days, you could sterilize anything.

Buck v. Bell has never been overturned, and in fact was cited by Roe v. Wade.

KidKorporate		2009-04-07 07:13:58 PM

Coming soon to a ghetto near you.

I farking hope.

Outlaw2097		2009-04-07 07:14:00 PM

falcon punch works quicker.

DogsInBathtub		2009-04-07 07:14:58 PM

sober: next in line, octomom.

Why would she give up that cash cow?

Poppa Boner		2009-04-07 07:17:47 PM

Whores.

TrekRat		2009-04-07 07:19:43 PM

Ha. I endured childbirth three times. It was his turn to suffer.

Kinda cool that they can do that so easily though. Octomom ought to give it a try.

apeiron242		2009-04-07 07:20:17 PM

We should set up a fund where women can do this and receive a lifetime stipend. Maybe whatever the current minimum wage is per day. So every fortnight they get a check for 6.55*14 = $91.70. $2384.20 a year. Not a huge amount, but a nice, thank you for not breeding.

Dihnekis		2009-04-07 07:20:32 PM

Let's get this started on the refugee camps in Africa.

/and a lot of Americans too now that I think about it

KidKorporate		2009-04-07 07:25:19 PM

apeiron242: We should set up a fund where women can do this and receive a lifetime stipend. Maybe whatever the current minimum wage is per day. So every fortnight they get a check for 6.55*14 = $91.70. $2384.20 a year. Not a huge amount, but a nice, thank you for not breeding.

apeiron242: We should set up a fund where women can do this and receive a lifetime stipend. Maybe whatever the current minimum wage is per day. So every fortnight they get a check for 6.55*14 = $91.70. $2384.20 a year. Not a huge amount, but a nice, thank you for not breeding.

Not a stipend, a huge wad of cash up front. Trust me, this will be far more tantalizing to the sort of people who so desperately need this treatment.

gotstoknow		2009-04-07 07:26:59 PM

Outlaw2097: falcon punch works quicker.

and a "falcon punch is ?"

TrekRat		2009-04-07 07:27:12 PM

apeiron242: We should set up a fund where women can do this and receive a lifetime stipend. Maybe whatever the current minimum wage is per day. So every fortnight they get a check for 6.55*14 = $91.70. $2384.20 a year. Not a huge amount, but a nice, thank you for not breeding.

ZOMG EUGENICS

hej		2009-04-07 07:28:18 PM

I'll stick with the vasectomy, since relying on the female to be sterilized isn't very reliable.

keeny_75		2009-04-07 07:29:28 PM

KidKorporate: apeiron242: We should set up a fund where women can do this and receive a lifetime stipend. Maybe whatever the current minimum wage is per day. So every fortnight they get a check for 6.55*14 = $91.70. $2384.20 a year. Not a huge amount, but a nice, thank you for not breeding.

apeiron242: We should set up a fund where women can do this and receive a lifetime stipend. Maybe whatever the current minimum wage is per day. So every fortnight they get a check for 6.55*14 = $91.70. $2384.20 a year. Not a huge amount, but a nice, thank you for not breeding.

Not a stipend, a huge wad of cash up front. Trust me, this will be far more tantalizing to the sort of people who so desperately need this treatment.

Only if the procedure is irreversible.

Honest Bender		2009-04-07 07:29:57 PM

Kasira: IonBeam2: I've always wondered why histerectomies aren't more common. Why would women want to deal with all the bleeding and emotional problems their uteri cause?

//dnrtfa.

Because then we'd either go through early menopause, or need hormone therapy, both of which cause nasty physical and emotional side effects.

Plus, it's our uteri. How would you like to lose your balls?

Thanks for the TF sponsorship. Just out of curiosity, why'd you do it?

jaerik		2009-04-07 07:30:00 PM

No Falcon Punch posts yet? Tsk.

hailin		2009-04-07 07:30:03 PM

DoWhatNowToWhat: hailin: Awesome!

It is! With those soft knees this is more like a personal ad.

Wait, what?

IonBeam2		2009-04-07 07:30:12 PM

Bender The Offender: IonBeam2: I've always wondered why histerectomies aren't more common. Why would women want to deal with all the bleeding and emotional problems their uteri cause?

//dnrtfa.

Hysterectomies (especially total hysterectomies) tend to fark up things on the hormonal front (estrogen, progesterone, LH, etc). A post hyterectomy woman could end up with a life of menopause. That's not a pleasent thing for her or anyone who may cross her path.

Okay, I done learned something today. That it's spelled hysterectomies.

MmmVomit		2009-04-07 07:30:59 PM

TrekRat: apeiron242: We should set up a fund where women can do this and receive a lifetime stipend. Maybe whatever the current minimum wage is per day. So every fortnight they get a check for 6.55*14 = $91.70. $2384.20 a year. Not a huge amount, but a nice, thank you for not breeding.

ZOMG EUGENICS

Hey, so long as it's voluntary, I don't have a problem with it.

Kasira		2009-04-07 07:31:38 PM

Honest Bender: Kasira: IonBeam2: I've always wondered why histerectomies aren't more common. Why would women want to deal with all the bleeding and emotional problems their uteri cause?

//dnrtfa.

Because then we'd either go through early menopause, or need hormone therapy, both of which cause nasty physical and emotional side effects.

Plus, it's our uteri. How would you like to lose your balls?

Thanks for the TF sponsorship. Just out of curiosity, why'd you do it?

Because we were four seconds apart from a "how about you lose your balls?" simulpost.

KidKorporate		2009-04-07 07:31:48 PM

keeny_75: KidKorporate: apeiron242: We should set up a fund where women can do this and receive a lifetime stipend. Maybe whatever the current minimum wage is per day. So every fortnight they get a check for 6.55*14 = $91.70. $2384.20 a year. Not a huge amount, but a nice, thank you for not breeding.

apeiron242: We should set up a fund where women can do this and receive a lifetime stipend. Maybe whatever the current minimum wage is per day. So every fortnight they get a check for 6.55*14 = $91.70. $2384.20 a year. Not a huge amount, but a nice, thank you for not breeding.

Not a stipend, a huge wad of cash up front. Trust me, this will be far more tantalizing to the sort of people who so desperately need this treatment.

Only if the procedure is irreversible.

That's the idea...

jtown		2009-04-07 07:34:38 PM

Kasira: Because then we'd either go through early menopause, or need hormone therapy, both of which cause nasty physical and emotional side effects.

Wait...more emotional than a non-menopausal woman? Holy crap!

I keed, I keed. :D

The Southern Dandy		2009-04-07 07:35:35 PM

hej: I'll stick with the vasectomy, since relying on the female ~~to be sterilized~~ for anything isn't very reliable.

THIS

Oldiron_79		2009-04-07 07:35:54 PM

From an apocalypse survival perspective, (nuclear, zombies, robots, aliens, whatever) where we need to repopulate the earth it would be better for males that don't want more kids to be sterilized.

Mein Füher,I mean Mr. President, a single still fertile male can service an almost infinite number of still fertile females.

girljen		2009-04-07 07:36:38 PM

Witchydiva: I'm in! How do I sign up?

Call your doctor. This may be the new hotness in the UK, but I got mine done about a year ago.

/love it!

The Glass Dragon		2009-04-07 07:36:42 PM

My girlfriend would love this. She's just about 26 and wants to get sterilized because she hates kids (like, seriously hates children), but no doctor will do essure or anything on her because they think she will regret it in the future.

Madame Psychosis		2009-04-07 07:37:07 PM

Sign me the fark up!!!
I'll take that stipend mentioned above, too. Why all the tax deductions for people with kids, and none for me who is not overpopulating the planet?

/has tried for tubal ligation and been refused by every doctor/obgyn, as they are all convinced I will someday want to pop out scores of babies. Because they know me better than I do.

AtomicPenguin		2009-04-07 07:38:47 PM

Kasira:
Plus, it's our uteri. How would you like to lose your balls?

Why do women keep asking me that?

Seriously though, it's kind of a trade-off. Women go through enough drugs and doodads to keep pregnancy away that vasectomies have a sort of...fairness to them.

Madame Psychosis		2009-04-07 07:40:15 PM

The Glass Dragon: My girlfriend would love this. She's just about 26 and wants to get sterilized because she hates kids (like, seriously hates children), but no doctor will do essure or anything on her because they think she will regret it in the future.

Age 27 here and totally with you. Have no "awwwww" reaction whatsoever to other people's babies. Kids are a mess. If I wanted a job that involved cleaning up fluids from every orofice day in and day out, I would just be in pron.

Witchydiva		2009-04-07 07:42:06 PM

girljen: Witchydiva: I'm in! How do I sign up?

Call your doctor. This may be the new hotness in the UK, but I got mine done about a year ago.

/love it!

Hmm..... I'm thinking about quitting... I might have to schedule this before I lose my health insurance!

Witchydiva		2009-04-07 07:44:28 PM

girljen: Witchydiva: I'm in! How do I sign up?

Call your doctor. This may be the new hotness in the UK, but I got mine done about a year ago.

/love it!

What, exactly, is the procedure called?

H_is_for_Heretic		2009-04-07 07:44:48 PM

IonBeam2: I've always wondered why histerectomies aren't more common. Why would women want to deal with all the bleeding and emotional problems their uteri cause?

//dnrtfa.

Because if you haven't reached a certain age or had a certain number of children, state law and/or you doctor doesn't deem you as a woman capable of making that decision. That you'll change your mind and finally meet mister right and go all emotional like dames are wont to do.

IonBeam2		2009-04-07 07:46:00 PM

Kasira:
Plus, it's our uteri. How would you like to lose your balls?
If blood poured out of my penis every month, and chopping my balls off would cause that to stop, I'd chop 'em off.

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