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(SILive)   Hey judge, if you won't let me change my name to Black Cream Allah, how about Original Kreeam Shabazz?   (silive.com ) divider line
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2009-04-07 12:43:54 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Lavallin: Shakespeare's Monkey: This is so full of stupid, I think it just gave me cancer. So, let's go back to porn names, middle name followed by street you grew up on as a kid.

Awesome - that makes me Tom Parkwood.

/no, seriously

Ha! I'm Earl Ashwood!


Sean Greenleaf
 
2009-04-07 12:44:20 PM  

Shakespeare's Monkey: FTFA: Campbell ... recently tried for a second time to change his name legally, a year after his first choice, Black Cream Allah, was denied by a judge on the grounds it resembled a rap song title and was sacrilegious.

This is so full of stupid, I think it just gave me cancer. So, let's go back to porn names, middle name followed by street you grew up on as a kid.

/naughty nuns IX, starring Leo Highland


Hi. My name is RUSSELL 32nd. St.


Damn I kinda like that.
 
2009-04-07 12:46:07 PM  
oh yeah, forgot my parents moved when I was 16. therefore I could be:

Jean-Baptiste Butternut.

it works.
lawl.
 
2009-04-07 12:47:26 PM  

LeatherPenguin: I weep for my borough.


Yeah, I saw that on the FRONT PAGE of yesterday's Advance and knew the link would be Fark-worthy so I submitted it.

/Castleton Corners
 
2009-04-07 12:47:39 PM  
Igor Jakovsky:
6. Kal-el. Parent: Nicholas Cage.
(Kat-el is Superman's birthname).


Making typos while insulting your fellow Farkers' background knowledge makes you look pretty silly...
 
2009-04-07 12:48:01 PM  

Hollywood Cole: Hi. My name is RUSSELL 32nd. St.


The wife would be Nicole Backridge.

NICE!
 
2009-04-07 12:49:10 PM  

HeartBurnKid: I've got you all beat.


I grew up on Sugarbush Lane. I win

/Loray Sugarbush
 
2009-04-07 12:50:58 PM  
An alternate method calls for your middle name and the name of your first pet. I prefer this method because I'm Angelo Lightning.
 
2009-04-07 12:53:34 PM  
i208.photobucket.com

I seriously feel sorry for this kid.

Ja'Terrian Ar'Neal Ja'Von Odom
 
2009-04-07 12:54:50 PM  
i378.photobucket.com

Approve
 
2009-04-07 12:55:02 PM  
FTA:But someone else sees the name and they might take that as funny, like I'm a joke."

Oh really? Thousands of farkers are laughing at you now.
The nation of islam is also a joke.
 
2009-04-07 12:55:53 PM  

elev8meL8r: UPGRAYEDD

/double Ds for an extra dose of his pimpin'


You see a pimp's love is different from that of a square's.
 
2009-04-07 01:01:57 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: 16. Seven Sirius. Parents: Andre Benjamin (Andre 3000) and Erykah Badu


And, Seven Sirius is black. Sirius. Black. Yeah.

/grabs coat
 
2009-04-07 01:02:56 PM  
I'm changing my name to Kareem of Wheat.
 
2009-04-07 01:08:43 PM  
Awesome - that makes me Tom Parkwood.


I'd be Thom Park.

/Park in the Rear FTMFW
 
2009-04-07 01:13:02 PM  
I tried changing my name to Lord Byron Dogball III. Didn't work out.
 
2009-04-07 01:14:24 PM  
Here's an article that might be relevant.(new window)
 
2009-04-07 01:15:57 PM  
I think I'm going to try Kareem of Mushroom Soup Allah...
 
2009-04-07 01:19:08 PM  

Podsixia: An alternate method calls for your middle name and the name of your first pet. I prefer this method because I'm Angelo Lightning.


Nice!

By the first convention, I'd be Eric Sandberg .. meh. Bruno was the name of my first dog, so by your convention, I'd be Eric Bruno .. slightly better, but still meh. Another I've heard is the name of your current pet followed by the name of your current street .. at one point, this would have produced Bitzy Bellridge for me.. lolz.

//still have Bitzy
//current street name isn't nearly as good
//C++ slashies since I'm a nerd
 
2009-04-07 01:22:06 PM  
Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo?

/Worst name I ever heard.
//Hey, what's wrong with Joey Joe Joe?
 
2009-04-07 01:22:51 PM  
Supervising Judge Philip S. Straniere ...ruled July 28 that Black Cream Allah was offensive because...allowing Allah as a name would be akin to bestowing religious authority.

A couple million guys named Jesus would like to have a word with your honor.
 
2009-04-07 01:27:40 PM  
Actually, your "porn name" would be your first pet's name followed by the name of the first street you lived on. Of course, if one of the names doesn't make sense (e.g., you lived on 145th Street) you pick the next one that occurred in your life that would make sense.

/Bandit Kingsbridge
 
2009-04-07 01:29:41 PM  
www.ratewall.com
I am Princess Consuela BannannaHammock and I approve of this message.
 
2009-04-07 01:32:09 PM  

Dire: Actually, your "porn name" would be your first pet's name followed by the name of the first street you lived on. Of course, if one of the names doesn't make sense (e.g., you lived on 145th Street) you pick the next one that occurred in your life that would make sense.

/Bandit Kingsbridge


Domino Sheridan
 
2009-04-07 01:32:58 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Supervising Judge Philip S. Straniere ...ruled July 28 that Black Cream Allah was offensive because...allowing Allah as a name would be akin to bestowing religious authority.

A couple million guys named Jesus would like to have a word with your honor.


I know, it's like Mexicans are so obsessed with proving how Catholic they are that so many of them name their kids Jesus or even words that aren't names, but objects or concepts related to Jesus (e.g., Conception, Cross, etc.). Who the hell are you trying to impress? One another? I mean, naming your kid "Cross" (Cruz) for godssake, WTF is wrong with you people?!?!
 
2009-04-07 01:36:27 PM  
Igor Jakovsky:

21. Moon Unit. Parent: Frank Zappa
22. Dweezil. Parent: Frank Zappa
23. Diva Muffin. Parent: Frank Zappa
24. Camera. Parent: Arthur Ashe
25. Fifi Trixibelle. Parent: Bob Geldoff
26. Little Pixie. Parent: Bob Geldoff
(Umm, Bob, those names sounds like they were picked from IAFD.)
 
2009-04-07 01:38:30 PM  

Shakespeare's Monkey:
This is so full of stupid, I think it just gave me cancer. So, let's go back to porn names, middle name followed by street you grew up on as a kid.

/naughty nuns IX, starring Leo Highland


I thought it was your first pet's name followed by the street you grew up on.

/Rommel Omaha
 
2009-04-07 01:45:49 PM  
IonBeam2

Nice profile, how 'bout you go and die now?
 
2009-04-07 01:49:30 PM  

Dire: Actually, your "porn name" would be your first pet's name followed by the name of the first street you lived on. Of course, if one of the names doesn't make sense (e.g., you lived on 145th Street) you pick the next one that occurred in your life that would make sense.

/Bandit Kingsbridge


Ladies, meet:

Lobo Sunset.
 
2009-04-07 01:49:32 PM  

Zotfripper: Shakespeare's Monkey:
This is so full of stupid, I think it just gave me cancer. So, let's go back to porn names, middle name followed by street you grew up on as a kid.

/naughty nuns IX, starring Leo Highland

I thought it was your first pet's name followed by the street you grew up on.



If that was the case my name would be

Jerk Bunny Edison Furlong...... I think thats a little to long and edison for a porn name doesnt work.....

Lynn Stump...... Middle name followed by the first road I lived on but a neighborhood I didnt grow up on.....

/Craptastic porn names
 
2009-04-07 01:56:27 PM  

Dire: Actually, your "porn name" would be your first pet's name followed by the name of the first street you lived on.


Great... so now I'm Frisky Sugarbush
 
2009-04-07 02:00:48 PM  
Why this needs to go before a judge is farking beyond me.
 
2009-04-07 02:12:57 PM  

faux-fatty: Dire: Actually, your "porn name" would be your first pet's name followed by the name of the first street you lived on.

Great... so now I'm Frisky Sugarbush


That's hot.
 
2009-04-07 02:13:06 PM  

Zotfripper: Shakespeare's Monkey:
This is so full of stupid, I think it just gave me cancer. So, let's go back to porn names, middle name followed by street you grew up on as a kid.

/naughty nuns IX, starring Leo Highland

I thought it was your first pet's name followed by the street you grew up on.

/Rommel Omaha


See, mine is even better that way: Bootsie Valerio.
 
2009-04-07 02:13:42 PM  
Black people and ridiculous names. The two go together like peanut butter and chocolate or rum and cola, and they're as American as apple pie and baseball -- combined!

But seriously, let people name themselves whatever they want. Make it easier. It's hilarious to read about them. People could change their names like changing a Myspace name: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were talking to me. Last week I was Joe, but this week I go by Moonbeam Shabazz Lightsaber IV, Jr."
 
2009-04-07 02:17:11 PM  
Does that mean I can change my name to Kareem of Wheat?
 
2009-04-07 02:26:47 PM  

Sgt. Bilbo: Does that mean I can change my name to Kareem of Wheat?


I laughed
 
2009-04-07 02:33:38 PM  
Pretty soon we'll each be assigned a number and this problem will solve itself.

/Jon Miner
 
2009-04-07 02:34:19 PM  
um, Nang Vinh Medong
.
.
.
.
/N.V. Medong
 
2009-04-07 02:36:12 PM  
There is (or at least was, when they were still Her Majesty's subjects) a practice in Hong Kong, whereby the locals would adopt what they thought was a western given name to use with their surname. For instance, a hypothetical Chin Ming La might be known to the round-eyes as Linda Chin (remember, Chinese and most East Asian cultures put the surname first).

Very often, they were confused as to what was a common Western (read 'English' - i.e., U.S., U.K., Australian, N.Z., Canadian) name.

Anyhoo, the most awsome name I saw was that of an executive who went by the moniker .... Valiant Sin.
 
2009-04-07 02:41:58 PM  
Throatwabler Mangrove?

Anastacia Beaverhousen?
 
db2
2009-04-07 03:07:20 PM  
So let me get this straight. We've got "Shabazz" right in the headline, and nobody has mentioned The Critic yet?
 
2009-04-07 03:31:46 PM  
If he knew about Kream and her nasty habits he might reconsider.
i43.tinypic.com
 
2009-04-07 03:31:54 PM  
barneysbling.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-04-07 03:46:23 PM  
Lee Willowood.

Great, I guess I'm doing hippie porn.

/at least it has "wood" in it...
 
2009-04-07 03:49:53 PM  

Jeffrey.Rodriguez: Why this needs to go before a judge is farking beyond me.


Ya think someone might assume a different name to get out of trouble?

Ya think it might be nice for creditors to be made aware that Kyle Joseph Campbell is now Original Kreeam Shabazz?
 
2009-04-07 04:07:50 PM  

IonBeam2: Black people are smrt.

//dnrtfa


*Reads profile*

Wow dude uhh just wow. Don't you have to get to the dry cleaners to pick up your Klan uniform?
 
2009-04-07 04:35:38 PM  
IonBeam2: Black people are smrt.

//dnrtfa

*Reads profile*

Wow dude uhh just wow. Don't you have to get to the dry cleaners to pick up your Klan uniform?


Yeah, he's a giant piece of shiat, and I guaranty he's not posting from work.
 
2009-04-07 08:33:17 PM  

drongozone: LeatherPenguin: I weep for my borough.

Yeah, I saw that on the FRONT PAGE of yesterday's Advance and knew the link would be Fark-worthy so I submitted it.

/Castleton Corners


Port Richmond... or should I say "Puerto Reechmundo"?

/tired
//dogs in the yards are barking like banshees
///"Honey? We're surrounded by lunacy."
 
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