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(SILive)   Hey judge, if you won't let me change my name to Black Cream Allah, how about Original Kreeam Shabazz?   (silive.com) divider line 99
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2009-04-07 11:48:44 AM
I think he should just change his name to

i286.photobucket.com
 
2009-04-07 11:52:31 AM
I would go with SUPERFLY McLOVIN!!!!!
 
2009-04-07 11:53:26 AM
Well, on the one hand I feel like you should be able to change your name to whatever you want. At least if your name was Black Cream Allah everyone would know what an unbelievable douche you are.

On the other hand:

i8.photobucket.com
 
2009-04-07 11:53:34 AM
www.telegraph.co.uk

/baby's first hotlink!
 
2009-04-07 11:54:00 AM
Urhines Kendall Icy 8 Special K is not impressed.
 
2009-04-07 11:56:00 AM
Kofi Anan is teaming up with Kareem Abdul Jabbar and Sugar Ray Leonard to start a chain of coffeehouses.

They're calling it "Kofi, with Kareem and Sugar."
 
2009-04-07 11:57:07 AM
How about Max Power?
Is that taken?
 
2009-04-07 11:57:22 AM
It is just possible that the judge involved said in his mind"I have to draw the line on idiots somewhere."
 
2009-04-07 11:58:17 AM
that's a bombing
 
2009-04-07 11:58:29 AM
Black people are smrt.

//dnrtfa
 
2009-04-07 11:58:33 AM
Judge needs to pick his battles better, there's no hyphens or apostrophes randomly scattered in the first name, no "La", "Sha", "qua" or "Ja" prefixing or suffixing common names, and he's an adult, let him have it.
 
2009-04-07 11:58:40 AM
I wanna change my name to wigger please or slashies.
 
2009-04-07 12:02:39 PM
Is this Sweden now. where a judge can dictate what names are acceptable?

People should be allowed to change their name to anything they want. It just helps the rest of us identify the idiots.
 
2009-04-07 12:02:46 PM
why do black people name their kids asia? that seems especially stupid to me.

/was at the park the other day
//ASIA get your ass back here!!11!!
 
2009-04-07 12:02:53 PM
Big Baby Jesus a.k.a. Dirt McGirt a.k.a. Dirt Dog a.k.a. Peanut the Kidnapper a.k.a. Ol' Dirty Bastard a.k.a. Russell Jones approves.
 
2009-04-07 12:02:59 PM
So adults who may have given some thought to their name and stand little chance of rejecting it need to have a judge approve the change. However, infants who don't have those same benefits continue to get stuck with whatever moniker thier asshat parents decide to straddle them with. Yep, that makes sense to me.
 
2009-04-07 12:03:25 PM
FTA But it's not something a mainstream Muslim would do, said Ibrahim Hooper of the Council on American-Islamic Relations.

No, real Muslims are too good at terrorism to get involved with this silly five-percenter shiat. Black Muslims remain the most ineffective, comical "revolutionaries" in the US.
 
2009-04-07 12:03:53 PM
Mighty Whitey: Is this Sweden now. where a judge can dictate what names are acceptable?

People should be allowed to change their name to anything they want. It just helps the rest of us identify the idiots.


okay, from now on my name is OMG THERES A HUGE FIRE RUN!!!!. and you have to yell it as loud as you can to properly pronounce it.

/it's my culture
 
2009-04-07 12:05:06 PM
Both names would be great Fark handles and band names.
 
2009-04-07 12:06:04 PM
Best wanted name change comes from Florida, where a Neo-Nazi was on trial for some offense, and asked the judge if while he was at it, would he change the Neo-Nazis name to "Hi Hitler", because he thought that was what the German crowds were yelling.

"Hi Hitler!"
 
2009-04-07 12:06:18 PM
El Dudereno: Both names would be great Fark handles and band names.

yeah you probably wouldn't get killed by a crazy muslim or anything
 
2009-04-07 12:07:39 PM
My brother's friend went to school with Orangejello and Lemonjello.

/ya rly
 
2009-04-07 12:08:53 PM
beoswulf: Judge needs to pick his battles better, there's no hyphens or apostrophes randomly scattered in the first name, no "La", "Sha", "qua" or "Ja" prefixing or suffixing common names, and he's an adult, let him have it.

Top 60 Ghetto Black Names (new window)
 
2009-04-07 12:09:19 PM
www.frog-man.net

FTFA: Campbell ... recently tried for a second time to change his name legally, a year after his first choice, Black Cream Allah, was denied by a judge on the grounds it resembled a rap song title and was sacrilegious.

This is so full of stupid, I think it just gave me cancer. So, let's go back to porn names, middle name followed by street you grew up on as a kid.

/naughty nuns IX, starring Leo Highland
 
2009-04-07 12:09:23 PM
Sir Charles: My brother's friend went to school with Orangejello and Lemonjello.

/ya rly


So did my half-sister's mom and my aunt's best friend.
 
2009-04-07 12:11:18 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Urhines Kendall Icy 8 Special K is not impressed.

Dammit! You beat me to it! First thing I thought of Link (new window)

Few Fark threads have ever made me laugh harder than that one did.
 
2009-04-07 12:12:20 PM
UPGRAYEDD

/double Ds for an extra dose of his pimpin'
 
2009-04-07 12:12:45 PM
Thank you Ramek Shabazz God Allah for all your help. I would have flunked geometry!
3.bp.blogspot.com

/Classmate was a member of the sect.
 
2009-04-07 12:14:19 PM
Chinchillazilla: Sir Charles: My brother's friend went to school with Orangejello and Lemonjello.

/ya rly

So did my half-sister's mom and my aunt's best friend.


Yeah, and my basketball coach's kids.
And my friend's boyfriend in Austin.
Until I meet them and see birth records, I ain't buyin' it.
 
2009-04-07 12:15:11 PM
Delicious Abdul Falafel ftw
 
2009-04-07 12:16:17 PM
From now on, I will be known as Orange Kreeamsicle.
 
2009-04-07 12:16:21 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey: FTFA: Campbell ... recently tried for a second time to change his name legally, a year after his first choice, Black Cream Allah, was denied by a judge on the grounds it resembled a rap song title and was sacrilegious.

This is so full of stupid, I think it just gave me cancer. So, let's go back to porn names, middle name followed by street you grew up on as a kid.

/naughty nuns IX, starring Leo Highland


Well, if that's the case, then just call me Hendrick Route 1.
 
2009-04-07 12:18:48 PM
MC Lemonjello Jesus
 
2009-04-07 12:19:07 PM
Can a judge deny something on the grounds that it's sacrilegious?

Did I miss the part of the article where Black Cream was in Mariners Harbor, Iran?
 
2009-04-07 12:19:38 PM
i247.photobucket.com
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
 
2009-04-07 12:20:03 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey: FTFA: Campbell ... recently tried for a second time to change his name legally, a year after his first choice, Black Cream Allah, was denied by a judge on the grounds it resembled a rap song title and was sacrilegious.

This is so full of stupid, I think it just gave me cancer. So, let's go back to porn names, middle name followed by street you grew up on as a kid.

/naughty nuns IX, starring Leo Highland


If we're doing porn names, I've got you all beat.

/Arthur Valerio
 
2009-04-07 12:20:51 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: How about Max Power Hardocre?
Is that taken?
 
2009-04-07 12:21:43 PM
He's an idiot, but that's still not an acceptable explanation for this sort of paternalistic government intervention.
 
2009-04-07 12:24:17 PM
My name? Formica Dinette...
 
2009-04-07 12:24:39 PM
ha! let him change his name. that's punishment enough.
 
2009-04-07 12:26:48 PM
HeartBurnKid:
If we're doing porn names, I've got you all beat.
/Arthur Valerio


I wouldn't be so hasty...

Kirsten Von Münnich isn't half bad, either
 
2009-04-07 12:27:24 PM
If you're doing the middle name/street name, my porn name would be the unlikely:

Jean-Baptiste Albert

/ick
//I'll stick with Baron von Hugenschlonger.
 
2009-04-07 12:34:26 PM
How about Haywood Jablomie??? Phil McCrevas? Richard Dragon? And my children DID go to school in Gadsden Alabama with Oranejello and Lemonjello. I met them when they played baseball on my sons t-ball team. lets not forget shiathead, pronounced Shuthade... yeah seriously! The next door neighbor Lavoris... Remember the mouthwash? And my all time favorite. From the mother who said when they wheeled her into the delivery room she saw a sign from god telling her what to name her baby. Nosmoking pronounced Nozmo King!
 
2009-04-07 12:37:16 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey: This is so full of stupid, I think it just gave me cancer. So, let's go back to porn names, middle name followed by street you grew up on as a kid.

Awesome - that makes me Tom Parkwood.

/no, seriously
 
2009-04-07 12:37:55 PM
Stupid name granted but at least he was choosing the name. These celebrity kids didn't have the choice:

1. Audio Science. Parent: Shannyn Sossamon
2. Blue Angel. Parent: The Edge (from U2)
3. God'iss Love Stone. Parent: Lil' Mo
4. Heavenly Hiraana Tiger Lily. Parent: Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates.
5. Jermajesty. Parent: Jermaine Jackson
6. Kal-el. Parent: Nicholas Cage.
(Kat-el is Superman's birthname).
7. Memphis Eve. Parent: Bono (U2)
8. Messiah Ya'majesty. Parent: T.I. (Atlanta Rapper)
9. Moxie Crimefighter. Parent: Penn Gillette
10. O'shea. Parent: Ice Cube
11. O'shun. Parent: Tamika Scott (Xscape)
12. Peaches Honeyblossom. Parent: Bob Geldoff
13. Pilot Inspektor. Parent: Jason Lee
(Gee, how can I really mess up my child without doing anything illegal? GOT IT!)
14. Poppy Honey. Parent: Jamie Oliver.
15. Reign Beau. Parent: Ving Rhames.
16. Seven Sirius. Parents: Andre Benjamin (Andre 3000) and Erykah Badu
17. Sy'rai. Parent: Brandy
18. Starlite Melody. Parent: Marisa Berenson
19. Spec Wildhorse (son) Parent: John Cougar Mellencamp
20. Tu. Parent: Rob Morrow (Tu morrow) WTF?

/also if we're going to deny a name based on its sacreligiousness, then we gotta stop all them there Mexicans from naming their kids Jesus.
//Get a clue Judge
 
2009-04-07 12:38:27 PM
If I ever become a Muslim pirate, I would like to be know as:
Kareemé Blaq-Ballsé
 
2009-04-07 12:39:08 PM
wizardofahhs: From the mother who said when they wheeled her into the delivery room she saw a sign from god telling her what to name her baby. Nosmoking pronounced Nozmo King

I've seen the last one along with these:

Femalé (from the birth certificate thought it was italian)
Derana Mo
Swanzetta
 
2009-04-07 12:39:44 PM
Lavallin: Awesome - that makes me Tom Parkwood.

nice. too bad your middle name isn't dirk or lance.
 
2009-04-07 12:41:51 PM
Lavallin: Shakespeare's Monkey: This is so full of stupid, I think it just gave me cancer. So, let's go back to porn names, middle name followed by street you grew up on as a kid.

Awesome - that makes me Tom Parkwood.

/no, seriously


Ha! I'm Earl Ashwood!
 
2009-04-07 12:43:02 PM
I weep for my borough.
 
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