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(Some Guy)		Now remember kids: If your most recent picture is underneath the word "WANTED", you might want to send a friend to the post office for stamps (timesleader.com)		28
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necropoultryac		2009-04-07 10:51:12 AM

Like Barney Fife with his pic on the wall?

Daniefish		2009-04-07 10:57:58 AM

Totally on it.

tuna fingers		2009-04-07 11:00:18 AM

Stamp thread!

eas81		2009-04-07 11:01:33 AM

she could catch me anytime!!!

www.iwatchstuff.com

/hot like Angelina!!

HappyFarker		2009-04-07 11:04:31 AM

also wanted in NY:

According to the Queens, N.Y., District Attorney's Office, Rizzuto was indicted in November 1998 for allegedly operating a prostitution ring while jailed at the Sullivan Correctional Facility in Fallsburg, N.Y., and at the Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, N.Y.

Winnar!!!

LeroyB		2009-04-07 11:06:32 AM

From TFA:
According to the Queens, N.Y., District Attorney's Office, Rizzuto was indicted in November 1998 for allegedly operating a prostitution ring while jailed at the Sullivan Correctional Facility in Fallsburg, N.Y., and at the Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, N.Y.

A prostitution ring in jail? Cool. They have women there? Oh wait, a male prostitution, right? Ewwww.

tuna fingers		2009-04-07 11:07:29 AM

HappyFarker: also wanted in NY:

According to the Queens, N.Y., District Attorney's Office, Rizzuto was indicted in November 1998 for allegedly operating a prostitution ring while jailed at the Sullivan Correctional Facility in Fallsburg, N.Y., and at the Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, N.Y.

Winnar!!!

Are you sure you thought that through? The mental image of that sure doesn't inspire a "Winnar" from me.

eas81		2009-04-07 11:07:46 AM

gonna get this in first...

img.snowrecords.com

ZAZ		2009-04-07 11:08:19 AM

Those posters really work? I had no idea.

tuna fingers		2009-04-07 11:09:02 AM

_{*Fist. I'm shaking a tiny one at you, LeroyB.*}

vort3xxx		2009-04-07 11:09:33 AM

Since when is owning a stun gun illegal?

eas81		2009-04-07 11:09:46 AM

Yes I know they are some Jersey boys but hey its just a suburb of NYC..

Inflatable Rhetoric		2009-04-07 11:18:26 AM

I wonder what his brother does ? ?? ???

EwokHunter		2009-04-07 11:24:24 AM

vort3xxx: Since when is owning a stun gun illegal?

Some states are like here in Illinois.

Ponzholio		2009-04-07 11:25:28 AM

Knows the feeling...

farm1.static.flickr.com

Chinchillazilla		2009-04-07 11:28:55 AM

ZAZ: Those posters really work? I had no idea.

If you're dumb enough to stand beside them they do, I guess.

/"Scranton" will always make me giggle
//not even because of Biden or The Office
///just... it sounds like some sort of disease livestock get

Madbassist1		2009-04-07 11:30:19 AM

Now remember kids: If your most recent picture is underneath the word "WANTED", you might want to send a friend to the post office for stamps

Jeeze everybody wants to be Dave Letterman anymore...

Farklee		2009-04-07 11:32:13 AM

"What an amateur!"

www.cantstopthebleeding.com

rcain		2009-04-07 11:38:21 AM

Rizzuto, the criminal complaint says, identified himself using a New York driver's license and claimed the man on the poster was his brother.

And the evil twin defense fails yet again

vort3xxx		2009-04-07 11:47:10 AM

EwokHunter: vort3xxx: Since when is owning a stun gun illegal?

Some states are like here in Illinois.

It seems strange to me that they would outlaw less lethal weapons. Using them in confrontations can yield many less dead people than real weapons. You would figure from a public policy perspective that it would make good sense to keep them legal.

I read that the perpetrator had prior convictions. Maybe the crime in question more directly relates to his felony status than obscure state law.

HappyFarker		2009-04-07 11:49:32 AM

tuna fingers: HappyFarker: also wanted in NY:

According to the Queens, N.Y., District Attorney's Office, Rizzuto was indicted in November 1998 for allegedly operating a prostitution ring while jailed at the Sullivan Correctional Facility in Fallsburg, N.Y., and at the Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, N.Y.

Winnar!!!

Are you sure you thought that through? The mental image of that sure doesn't inspire a "Winnar" from me.

Well if it is as thought, that he was running the ring from behind bars with the girls on the outside, then yeah, that takes BAWLS.

down4afall		2009-04-07 11:52:24 AM

micah1701		2009-04-07 12:03:47 PM

/hot links make the www go 'round

K1dCuervo		2009-04-07 01:28:13 PM

Came for the TV anchor, wasn't dissapointed.

kayakingbunnie		2009-04-07 02:36:52 PM

How dumb can people get?

IAMANOGRE		2009-04-07 03:04:22 PM

stamps? post office?

What are these strange things you people write about?

//here are some slashies for the old days

Mortimer14		2009-04-08 01:07:23 AM

TFA must have been written by an intern ... he/she found that there was plenty of room to flesh out the story, so she/he repeated it practically word for word.

/feels dumber for having read that
//dumber yet for commenting on it.