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(Starpulse)   Mickey Rourke "defeats" Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania XXV. You'll never be taken seriously in this town again   (starpulse.com) divider line 293
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2009-04-06 09:50:55 PM
Geez, what did Punk ever do to Texas for those boos...he gets big pops everywhere else. I had no idea Texas was packed full of Christian's Peeps.
 
2009-04-06 09:51:08 PM
robsul82: Good comparison. Thank God for those 5-year-olds annoying their parents into buying them John Cena T-shirts, because that guy would be lost without those merch sales.

There is still money in a Cena heel turn and Cena can do heel. I don't know how long they'll sit on it, probably longer than they should and even when it does happen it won't even be close to Hogan/NWO. But, there is money there.

I like Punk more than J. Hardy. Jeff can't even speak.

Shelton is the modern day Koko B. Ware. Give the man a bird.
 
2009-04-06 09:51:26 PM
robsul82:
Oh, sure - not only is Shawn the greatest wrestler of all time, but the greatest entertainer on top of it. Sorry, Flair, but HBK's better than you.


Flair's been saying the same thing for a decade.
 
2009-04-06 09:52:01 PM
Geez, this NCAA national title game is even more of a joke than I thought it was going to be. UNC up 20 on Michigan State.
 
2009-04-06 09:52:10 PM
robsul82: Oh, sure - not only is Shawn the greatest wrestler of all time, but the greatest entertainer on top of it. Sorry, Flair, but HBK's better than you.

I'd say Flair would probably go along with that. I was a Bret fan as a kid but it is hard to argue with Shawn's legacy.

Notice they didnt show Christian in that MitB promo.

Can Rey please go back to SD? I really dislike the guy.
 
2009-04-06 09:53:41 PM
The f*cking Dragon!

Man, if he hadn't taken that bad bump, I like to think he'd have lasted as long as Flair did, maybe longer.
 
2009-04-06 09:54:08 PM
RevMercutio: robsul82:
Oh, sure - not only is Shawn the greatest wrestler of all time, but the greatest entertainer on top of it. Sorry, Flair, but HBK's better than you.

Flair's been saying the same thing for a decade.


Really? All I've heard out of the guy on that topic is how WONDERFUL Triple H is.

GimpyNip: robsul82: Good comparison. Thank God for those 5-year-olds annoying their parents into buying them John Cena T-shirts, because that guy would be lost without those merch sales.

There is still money in a Cena heel turn and Cena can do heel. I don't know how long they'll sit on it, probably longer than they should and even when it does happen it won't even be close to Hogan/NWO. But, there is money there.

I like Punk more than J. Hardy. Jeff can't even speak.

Shelton is the modern day Koko B. Ware. Give the man a bird.


Sure, I'd love to see a Cena heel turn, but it doesn't seem like they'll ever pull the trigger.

Speak of the devil - that was a HUGE Cena Pop, haha.

/Jeff's promos sound like a stoned Karl Childers
 
2009-04-06 09:55:40 PM
robsul82: In any case, it'd be a fark of a lot better than pushing him as a lucky fluke champion and reinforcing it relentlessly by having the commentators never fail to mention that Punk didn't deserve to keep the World title after every defense. I mean, thanks for that Wellness title reign, Vince, but you didn't have to make it obvious how much you didn't want to do it.

The problem with Punk is that not everyone was sold on him before he won MITB. He won the title in a heelish way (cashing in MITB after Batista killed Edge). He won the title without earning it in WWE fans eyes. The WWE does that, they gave Punk and Hardy the belts and booked them to look bad to shut the fans up.

Edge is a better champ than both. As is Orton. Punk isn't even sniffing their level yet.
 
2009-04-06 09:56:20 PM
Gunny Highway: robsul82: Oh, sure - not only is Shawn the greatest wrestler of all time, but the greatest entertainer on top of it. Sorry, Flair, but HBK's better than you.

I'd say Flair would probably go along with that. I was a Bret fan as a kid but it is hard to argue with Shawn's legacy.


Like I said to Mercutio, it'd be interesting to hear that, but all I've heard from Flair is how Triple H is incredible, better than he was, etc.

Notice they didnt show Christian in that MitB promo.

Yeah, you noticed that too? Also note Kane, who didn't do shiat and didn't get anything near a reaction like Christian did at the top of the ladder, is in this "WrestleMania All-Star" tag match. Farking Christ, Vince, it's not his fault he's not 6'4".
 
2009-04-06 09:56:30 PM
I want Matt Hardy's jacket... and the ability to wear it well without looking like a fruit.

/impossible!
 
2009-04-06 09:56:58 PM
robsul82: but you didn't have to make it obvious how much you didn't want to do it.

Yea that was painful.

GimpyNip:
I like Punk more than J. Hardy. Jeff can't even speak.

Shelton is the modern day Koko B. Ware. Give the man a bird.


Jeff is one of my most hated superstars ever. I like him at PPVs but other than that his matches bore the hell out of me

Shelton needs either a bird or a giant black woman in a wheel chair.

8 man tag? God damn.
 
2009-04-06 09:59:09 PM
GimpyNip: robsul82: In any case, it'd be a fark of a lot better than pushing him as a lucky fluke champion and reinforcing it relentlessly by having the commentators never fail to mention that Punk didn't deserve to keep the World title after every defense. I mean, thanks for that Wellness title reign, Vince, but you didn't have to make it obvious how much you didn't want to do it.

The problem with Punk is that not everyone was sold on him before he won MITB. He won the title in a heelish way (cashing in MITB after Batista killed Edge). He won the title without earning it in WWE fans eyes. The WWE does that, they gave Punk and Hardy the belts and booked them to look bad to shut the fans up.

Edge is a better champ than both. As is Orton. Punk isn't even sniffing their level yet.


Can't blame Punk for not being on their level when Vince refuses to book him correctly. All I'm saying is that Punk's ready whenever Vince gets a farking clue or, much more likely, some top star flunks a Wellness test again.

As for winning the title in a heelish way, it's the commentators' job to get over to the fans that there's no reason to blame Punk for cashing it in that way - that in fact that's the best way to do it. Instead, the commentators were HELPING the idea that Punk was a lucky fluke by continually saying "remember, he cashed it in on Edge when he wasn't ready!" They didn't even acknowledge that that's how EDGE won the damn title.
 
2009-04-06 10:01:16 PM
Gunny Highway: I was a Bret fan as a kid but it is hard to argue with Shawn's legacy.

Bret can do a whiny promo, that is the only promo Bret can do. Bret was unlikable as a face. "I'm the best there is..." . Ok, how is this a hole any better than Mr. Perfect? Shawn Michaels was hilarious and his best of DVDs are all entertaining. I can't say the same for Flair. Flair was a great promo guy but a terrible wrestler. I can't believe that Flair crit'd Hart for the 5 moves of doom when Flair himself had the 3 sells of doom. Backflip in the corner, fall face first on the mat, and blade.

Flair was an amazing talker but he isn't close to what HBK did. I think Hart told a better story in the ring than Flair did as well. I am more of a fan of Flair as a wrestling personality than an actually wrestler. His matches were nothing special.
 
2009-04-06 10:01:20 PM
robsul82: As for winning the title in a heelish way, it's the commentators' job to get over to the fans that there's no reason to blame Punk for cashing it in that way - that in fact that's the best way to do it. Instead, the commentators were HELPING the idea that Punk was a lucky fluke by continually saying "remember, he cashed it in on Edge when he wasn't ready!" They didn't even acknowledge that that's how EDGE won the damn title.

TWICE
 
2009-04-06 10:01:58 PM
robsul82: Like I said to Mercutio, it'd be interesting to hear that, but all I've heard from Flair is how Triple H is incredible, better than he was, etc.

That seems to be the way most of the old guys feel though. Ricky even gave a shout out to him in his HoF induction.

Accolade: I want Matt Hardy's jacket... and the ability to wear it well without looking like a fruit.

/impossible!


Hahahha. I always wanted a Bret Hart style leather jacket as a kid. When I grew up to be a 6'3" 160lb (aka The Mighty String Bean) guy I realized the dream was dead.

"YOU STILL GOT IT" farkin awesome.
 
2009-04-06 10:02:40 PM
Showering Steamboat in "You Still Got It!" chants, I'm LOVING these Texas crowds.
 
2009-04-06 10:04:12 PM
Gunny Highway: robsul82: Like I said to Mercutio, it'd be interesting to hear that, but all I've heard from Flair is how Triple H is incredible, better than he was, etc.

That seems to be the way most of the old guys feel though. Ricky even gave a shout out to him in his HoF induction.


Well, yeah, you have to kiss Triple H's ass, it's probably part of the Employee Code of Conduct at this point. Steamboat going bizarrely out of his way to blow Hunter was....well, it sucked, let's just say that.
 
2009-04-06 10:04:27 PM
robsul82: They didn't even acknowledge that that's how EDGE won the damn title.

Yes, but Edge is a heel and Punk wasn't. Edge is supposed to use any means, Punk isn't. Also, Edge had live sex in the ring the next night.
 
2009-04-06 10:05:41 PM
robsul82: Showering Steamboat in "You Still Got It!" chants, I'm LOVING these Texas crowds.

And they are giving him his time in the lights. Let him stay in there the whole match. I dont like one guy on his team.
 
2009-04-06 10:05:59 PM
Rey looks like Hornswaggle in that green. Rey needs to be on ECW, it doesn't make sense to sell for him.
 
2009-04-06 10:06:21 PM
GimpyNip: robsul82: They didn't even acknowledge that that's how EDGE won the damn title.

Yes, but Edge is a heel and Punk wasn't. Edge is supposed to use any means, Punk isn't. Also, Edge had live sex in the ring the next night.


Again - just a few events with the commentators pointing out that MITB is best used when the champion's at his weakest and there's nothing wrong with it. But they refused to because Vince books people to fail if it soothes his ego. It's ridiculous.
 
2009-04-06 10:07:25 PM
GimpyNip: Rey looks like Hornswaggle in that green. Rey needs to be on ECW, it doesn't make sense to sell for him.

Rey should've kept The Joker mask, that was neat.
 
2009-04-06 10:07:26 PM
BTW, when was the last time Matt Hardy was over? 4 years ago when he had the Matt versions? He has my X-Pac heat.
 
2009-04-06 10:08:23 PM
GimpyNip: BTW, when was the last time Matt Hardy was over? 4 years ago when he had the Matt versions? He has my X-Pac heat.

Back when Matt got fired and Edge first became the Rated R Superstar with Lita. The "we want Matt" chants were huge, remember? Then they hired him back and booked him as Edge's biatch, because Vince doesn't like being told what to do by the fans, lol.
 
2009-04-06 10:09:15 PM
robsul82: well, it sucked, let's just say that.

I a HHH fan, always have been. I can see why people dont like him though. He has certainly reaper the benefits of his familial ties. This was the first WM match he has won in a long time if I'm not mistaken.

HHH and Shane power struggle in the future (once Vince is gone) should be a cool. Im a fan of the McMahon's though.
 
2009-04-06 10:09:16 PM
robsul82: because Vince books people to fail if it soothes his ego. It's ridiculous.

He does, I don't disagree. He made Benoit, Rey, Punk, and Hardy champs out of spite and booked them to look ridiculous. Jeff Hardy had a hilariously bad run. "My pyro! My face!"
 
2009-04-06 10:09:39 PM
Gunny Highway: robsul82: Showering Steamboat in "You Still Got It!" chants, I'm LOVING these Texas crowds.

And they are giving him his time in the lights. Let him stay in there the whole match. I dont like one guy on his team.


If his team's booked to win but Steamboat's not supposed to win the fall, they should definitely call an audible and have Steamboat involved in the decision. Like Vince would get pissed if Cena did that, c'mon.
 
2009-04-06 10:10:12 PM
165 replies and no "Its Real To Me" guy? Fark, I don't even know you anymore.
 
2009-04-06 10:11:28 PM
robsul82: Then they hired him back and booked him as Edge's biatch, because Vince doesn't like being told what to do by the fans, lol.

Yeah, Vince knows how to kill you're heat dead if he wants to. He had Edge kill Hardy at that Summerslam.

I don't blame him, though. He used Matt to help make Edge a main eventer and I think Edge was a better choice.
 
2009-04-06 10:12:13 PM
GimpyNip: Rey looks like Hornswaggle in that green. Rey needs to be on ECW, it doesn't make sense to sell for him.

Keep in mind of something when you think about that. The man Rey beat last night was KO'd by Joey Styles 4 months ago.
 
2009-04-06 10:12:15 PM
robsul82: Like Vince would get pissed if Cena did that, c'mon.

Cena makes him enough money. I would imagine he would just give him a glare and remind him who the boss is.
 
2009-04-06 10:13:05 PM
Gunny Highway: robsul82: well, it sucked, let's just say that.

I a HHH fan, always have been. I can see why people dont like him though. He has certainly reaper the benefits of his familial ties. This was the first WM match he has won in a long time if I'm not mistaken.

HHH and Shane power struggle in the future (once Vince is gone) should be a cool. Im a fan of the McMahon's though.


I definitely appreciate the guy, he's talented, he's a good promo...he's not Erik Watts or David Sammartino, you know? But all the bullshiat's just irritating.

GimpyNip: robsul82: because Vince books people to fail if it soothes his ego. It's ridiculous.

He does, I don't disagree. He made Benoit, Rey, Punk, and Hardy champs out of spite and booked them to look ridiculous. Jeff Hardy had a hilariously bad run. "My pyro! My face!"


Yeah - Rey was a lucky fluke, Punk was a HUGELY lucky fluke, Hardy was booked like a goof...at least Benoit was booked a LITTLE bit with the Bret Hart "not the biggest, not the strongest, but the best wrestler" push, but there was definitely a ticking clock feeling to the whole reign, you know? After WrestleMania XX and then making Shawn tap to the Sharpshooter in Canada at that year's Backlash, it just FELT like there was a "okay, how much longer to SummerSlam and the Orton push?" feeling to it. Benoit as World champion, if I recall, was wrestling in the middle of the card and had zero main event feuds with the title beyond Backlash.
 
2009-04-06 10:13:43 PM
Kane needs to retire. He is so farking boring.
 
2009-04-06 10:14:03 PM
Gunny Highway: robsul82: Like Vince would get pissed if Cena did that, c'mon.

Cena makes him enough money. I would imagine he would just give him a glare and remind him who the boss is.


Definitely. Listen to the crowd tonight, if Steamboat pins someone, they'll go apeshiat. Cena wouldn't be risking shiat by doing that.
 
2009-04-06 10:15:22 PM
I could be wrong, but I think Mysterio got credit for pinning the wrong guy, there. Edge was the "legal" guy, wasn't he?
 
2009-04-06 10:16:55 PM
The Dragon was freakin incredible!

If this is the last time we see him in the ring, then he finally got to take that final bow he wasn't able to do all those years ago.

Congrats, Ricky, on one hell of a career!
 
2009-04-06 10:17:29 PM
They let Rey get the pinfall in that match? They did a good job working Steamboat into the end of the match though.
 
2009-04-06 10:18:41 PM
Yeeesh we should be in for some fluff after this commercial.
 
2009-04-06 10:18:44 PM
Nice ending to the match. Great job, Steamboat, great career.
 
2009-04-06 10:19:12 PM
Gunny Highway: They let Rey get the pinfall in that match? They did a good job working Steamboat into the end of the match though.

I think they messed something up, there.
 
2009-04-06 10:19:19 PM
You know, the heels probably should have won there but Steamboat was so over and it is entertainment. Nobody gains anything from the win, and I am sure Robsul is psyched that they planted the heel Punk turn on Cena.
 
2009-04-06 10:21:11 PM
You think this will convice Fark to at give us a RAW thread or a PPV thread once a month?
 
2009-04-06 10:21:26 PM
GimpyNip: You know, the heels probably should have won there but Steamboat was so over and it is entertainment. Nobody gains anything from the win, and I am sure Robsul is psyched that they planted the heel Punk turn on Cena.

God, I hope so. If they pull the trigger there, shiat. Can't wait for the smarky crowds to treat Punk like Hulk Hogan and pop huge for Cena losing while the commentators rush to say the word "controversial" as many times as they can before Raw goes off the air.
 
2009-04-06 10:22:02 PM
GimpyNip: You think this will convice Fark to at give us a RAW thread or a PPV thread once a month?

Can't hurt.
 
2009-04-06 10:22:09 PM
EXCUSE ME
 
2009-04-06 10:22:39 PM
I might give Vickie Guerrero an award for most despised. She's amazing. She's really doing Eddie proud, and I really mean that.
 
2009-04-06 10:24:00 PM
Vicky got so incredibly over as a heel that she's getting promoted to the A show. Amazing, lol.
 
2009-04-06 10:24:27 PM
GimpyNip: You think this will convice Fark to at give us a RAW thread or a PPV thread once a month?

The only reason we are getting away with this is because it wasnt advertised in the headline.

Gunny Highway: Yeeesh we should be in for some fluff after this commercial.

Yup. Vickie promo. fark lets hope we dont have to deal with this biatch every week. She makes people hate her sure but that is because she sucks.
 
2009-04-06 10:24:38 PM
robsul82: God, I hope so. If they pull the trigger there, shiat. Can't wait for the smarky crowds to treat Punk like Hulk Hogan and pop huge for Cena losing while the commentators rush to say the word "controversial" as many times as they can before Raw goes off the air.

One Night Stand 2. RVD vs Cena. That was insane. Too bad RVD f'd it up so fast but that was an awesome match based on crowd reaction alone. And to Cena's credit, it was awesome the he kept throwing his shirt back to the crowd. He can do heel.
 
2009-04-06 10:26:51 PM
Accolade: I might give Vickie Guerrero an award for most despised. She's amazing. She's really doing Eddie proud, and I really mean that.

I agree. I love heels and she is awesome in her role. I mean, come on, 6 months ago Mike Adamle was out on the ramp misreading his script.
 
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