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		Farrah Fawcett admitted to hospital in critical condition. You can't see him right now, but Charlie is beside himself with grief (contactmusic.com)		49
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GoodHomer		2009-04-05 02:04:38 PM

"Fawcett, who was diagnosed with anal cancer in 2006, recently returned from undergoing experimental stem-cell treatment in Germany."

Giggity.

/first-class ticket

The_Philosopher_King		2009-04-05 02:05:05 PM

That's sad I didn't know she was sick.

Anal Cancer? This thread might be scary.

holiday_inn_in_cambodia		2009-04-05 02:09:22 PM

Anal is the cancer that is killing /farrah/

NakedReporta		2009-04-05 02:16:38 PM

Jesus, something just isn't right about Farrah dying from the buttsecks.

buckeyebrain		2009-04-05 02:17:14 PM

Before some 13-year-old asks "Who?"

n2.nabble.com

Jamdug!		2009-04-05 02:20:19 PM

NakedReporta: Jesus, something just isn't right about Farrah dying from the buttsecks.

I dunno, I think it's kind of apropo

/cumfart

Tom_Slick		2009-04-05 02:20:22 PM

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
But I've been seen with Farrah.
I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.

182		2009-04-05 02:21:24 PM

I volunteer to give her hot jizz therapy for that anal cancer.

/doesn't give a damn if she farts dust

SherKhan		2009-04-05 02:21:30 PM

Sad indeed. Maybe her ex can hook her up with a bionic colonic.

/meaning secondary to rhyme.

Boris S. Wort		2009-04-05 02:22:07 PM

buckeyebrain: Before some 13-year-old asks "Who?"

You know, back in the day (when I was 13), I thought that poster was pretty damn sexy. Now... I can't get over that scary grimace.

Anyway, sad to hear she's illin'.

elvisaintdead		2009-04-05 02:31:39 PM

buckeyebrain: Before some 13-year-old asks "Who?"

And 40-somethings reflect, and smile knowingly.

damn.

H_is_for_Heretic		2009-04-05 02:34:33 PM

buckeyebrain: Before some 13-year-old asks "Who?"

Well you have to understand, she's looked like this

pub.tv2.no

for my entire life. And she's not that old to be looking so rough...in my eyes she's a cautionary tale about UV exposure.

NakedReporta		2009-04-05 02:45:05 PM

182: I volunteer to give her hot jizz therapy for that anal cancer.

That's what probably got her in trouble in the first place. Anal cancer has a high correlation to exposure to the HPV virus.

browneye		2009-04-05 02:45:27 PM

Anal cancer? Crap that sounds painful!

I don't care what scorn and ridicule that woman has earned in her life, there's no way she has done anything to deserve anal cancer.

SpinStopper		2009-04-05 02:48:58 PM

I'm just waiting for some ass to come in here and be all butt hurt because of all the anal jokes, not realizing that some folks can't help being all cheeky about anything having to do with pooping and ... okay, I'll put a plug in it now ;)

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2009-04-05 02:53:31 PM

Whoda thunk it - her anus IS remarkable.

jekxrb		2009-04-05 02:54:12 PM

H_is_for_Heretic: .in my eyes she's a cautionary tale about UV exposure.

And too much plastic surgery.

/so oral AND anal gives you cancer? This is a bad news day indeed.

GungFu		2009-04-05 02:55:07 PM

Anal cancer?

Cigarette Butt sex?

mfaby		2009-04-05 03:20:38 PM

'Fawcett, who was diagnosed with anal cancer'

I didn't even know this was possible.

Yikes!

CaptainFatass		2009-04-05 03:20:42 PM

What, no one commenting that obviously stem-cell treatment isn't the miracle cure it was cracked up to be?

The nostalgic power of former fap fodder apparently has a soothing effect on Farkers.

therecksays		2009-04-05 03:25:13 PM

I'm afraid your ass is collapsing.

TheHopeDiamond		2009-04-05 03:39:45 PM

I'm sorry to hear this :(

Good luck, glamor gal!

bongmiester		2009-04-05 03:41:43 PM

GungFu: Anal cancer?

Cigarette Butt sex?

from the interwebs:

Most people know that smoking is the main cause of lung cancer. But few realize that the cancer-causing chemicals in tobacco smoke can travel from the lungs to the rest of the body. Many studies have noted an increased rate of anal cancer in smokers, and the effect of smoking is especially important in people with other risk factors for anal cancer

Grandemadaca		2009-04-05 03:44:49 PM

Farrah Fawcett is so conceited. She hasn't called me once, even after all the hours I've spent holding up her poster with one hand.

limboslam		2009-04-05 03:50:17 PM

buckeyebrain: Before some ~~13-year-old~~ 20-year-old asks "Who?"

FTFY

limboslam		2009-04-05 03:53:59 PM

Old school NOM NOM NOM.

eviljimbo		2009-04-05 03:54:29 PM

"diagnosed with anal cancer"
that pretty much just ruined my day

cryinoutloud		2009-04-05 04:18:43 PM

I posted this in the Lily Allen thread, but here: NSFW (new window)

She'll be remembered for her amazing "pencil eraser" nipples.

Glasgowsfinest		2009-04-05 05:13:36 PM

cryinoutloud: She'll be remembered for her amazing "pencil eraser" nipples.

Like pygmies cocks.

Tsar_Bomba1		2009-04-05 05:17:53 PM

Jamdug!: NakedReporta: Jesus, something just isn't right about Farrah dying from the buttsecks.

I dunno, I think it's kind of apropo

/cumfart

www.davidlouisedelman.com

The Tony Danzas		2009-04-05 05:23:59 PM

Anal cancer?

It's very precise about every tumour being in exactly the right place?

fenrael23		2009-04-05 05:29:03 PM

I knew it. Her ass WAS smoking!

From_The_Year_2000		2009-04-05 06:19:43 PM

CaptainFatass: What, no one commenting that obviously stem-cell treatment isn't the miracle cure it was cracked up to be?

The nostalgic power of former fap fodder apparently has a soothing effect on Farkers.

I typed up a long response, but then I realized you are just trolling... still, I have to say SOMETHING, right?

LesserEvil		2009-04-05 06:47:23 PM

Reportedly inconsolable:
scienceblogs.com

DarkJohnson		2009-04-05 09:05:32 PM

birds in the air
never chirped the same
slobs in bowling alleys know they'll never burp the same
they came to cry
shocked with disbelief
a broken mass of millions all drowning in their grief

she was just an innocent
how could you god? they cried
the day that farrah fawcett died

Throughout the globe
every chinese man and turk their unifying symbol
they really liked her work
but who's to blame?
no one made a move
until i find out who did this nobody leaves the room

she was just an innocent
how could you god? they cried
the day that farrah fawcett died

they say the road was icy
but that just don't add up
a bushy-haired intruder
another government cover up!
a drug-related overdose
a hunting accident
death at the hands of another,
i'll bet!

first JFK
and then we lost the king
thank god it must be over now they say they come in threes
but still i ache
the world has lost a friend
i'll trade all of my viewmaster reels to see her once again

she was just an innocent
how could you god? they cried
the day that farrah fawcett died

Otackle72		2009-04-05 09:07:11 PM

Billy McGoodGuy: I wonder if the tumor gets so large that it blocks her poop and thats how she dies? Poop backup...

You would think they could cut a new anus for her and reroute her turds out the new hole.

Inquiring minds NEED to know this.

jrshull		2009-04-05 09:40:04 PM

H_is_for_Heretic: buckeyebrain: Before some 13-year-old asks "Who?"

Well you have to understand, she's looked like this
for my entire life. And she's not that old to be looking so rough...in my eyes she's a cautionary tale about UV exposure.

I don't know where you got those pics of someone else's horrible plastic surgery nightmares, but THAT IS NOT Farrah Fawcett.

She's been a recluse on some uncharted island since Charlie's Angels was canceled.

/That is what I have to believe.

CaptainFatass		2009-04-05 10:17:28 PM

I liked her best when she was doing naked body paintings and acting all screwed up on Letterman.

mfaby		2009-04-05 10:25:23 PM

<i>therecksays 2009-04-05 03:25:13 PM
I'm afraid your ass is collapsing.</i>

Got an email a few weeks ago from an old acquitance. I wrote back, asking her how she was doing and she responded that she had
had a *ahem* 'rectum prolapse', which means her rectum had dropped out of her body.

This is great wrap up of how she has lived her life.

toetag		2009-04-06 12:00:34 AM

cryinoutloud: I posted this in the Lily Allen thread, but here: NSFW (new window)

She'll be remembered for her amazing "pencil eraser" nipples.

That swimsuit poster got me in trouble in 5th grade. The school had a competition for the best locker "diagram". You had to put the "best locker" look on some poster board. My dad decided to help and took that image and cut it so that it looked like some books were stacked in front of it. The poster would have been taped to the back of the locker.

Apparently, some teachers had an issue with my submission to the ocntest. :)

MostNutsEver		2009-04-06 12:00:35 AM

LesserEvil: Reportedly inconsolable:

Phillip: Does this mean I won't be able to fart anymore?
Terrance: No, it means you won't be able to live anymore.

jonbasini		2009-04-06 12:02:11 AM

PEOPLE, THE WOMAN IS DYING, THE DISSIN IS NOT NECESSARY, WISH HER WELL OR LEAVE HER THE FARK ALONE!!!!!

MarkMartinFan		2009-04-06 12:20:52 AM

The sterio whispered a Bach Cantata as she tripped off to the small bathroom and sat on the toilet with the door open, smiling radiantly as I listened to J.S. and the staccato music of her spermy farts.

or at least that's how I saw it happen

Clash City Farker		2009-04-06 09:29:57 AM

Rectum?

Damn near killed em.

Moonraper		2009-04-06 10:53:28 AM

Ample Sample		2009-04-06 11:50:44 AM

Anal Cancer. C'mon, you've got to be kidding me. As if cancer itself wasn't bad enough, now you can get it in your anus? It basically takes something deadly serious and thanks to human nature we can't help but mock the afflicted.

Dude, did you hear about Bob?
No what?
Diagnosed with Anal Cancer.
Oh.. (long pause)
I always knew he was an ass pirate.
*snicker*

mfaby		2009-04-06 05:16:07 PM

Clash City Farker 2009-04-06 09:29:57 AM
Rectum?

Damn near killed em.

It took for evah for someone to post this.

CigaretteSmokingMan		2009-04-06 08:55:42 PM

jonbasini
PEOPLE, THE WOMAN IS DYING, THE DISSIN IS NOT NECESSARY, WISH HER WELL OR LEAVE HER THE FARK ALONE!!!!!

i172.photobucket.com

Pious Agnostic		2009-04-06 08:57:31 PM

A few years ago I was watching an old episode of Charlie's Angels, and at one point they waned Farrah to distract this guy in a bar. So, she sits at a table nearby and starts giving him the eye.

So, she's giving it her all, into the camera. Wow.

Made this old dog sit up....

Good luck Farrah.

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