At least one of his kids isn't retarded.

Levi shared,"I'm pretty sure she probably knew. Moms are pretty smart."

Weeners:

Yeah moms are pretty smart. Just not yours or Bristol's.

Give it a farkin' break already. Her fifteen minutes are up.

gopher321: Gossip, gossip, gossip...Really. Who cares?

If it helps destroy her chances at ever holding another public office it's ok with me.

So let this be a lesson to all you teens. Stick with the buttseks.

I'd knock it up!

/both of them
//at the same time

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: gopher321: Gossip, gossip, gossip...Really. Who cares?

If it helps destroy her chances at ever holding another public office it's ok with me.

Voter intelligence should take care of that.

Phil McKraken: I'd knock it up!

/both of them
//at the same time

Bristol AND him?

therecksays: Stick with the buttseks.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: gopher321: Gossip, gossip, gossip...Really. Who cares?

If it helps destroy her chances at ever holding another public office it's ok with me.

I don't think Bristol will be running for any office anytime soon.

muck4doo: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: gopher321: Gossip, gossip, gossip...Really. Who cares?

If it helps destroy her chances at ever holding another public office it's ok with me.

I don't think Bristol will be running for any orifice anytime soon.

i had sex with bristol at a truck stop in wasilla so im getting a kick out of this thread...

I would most definitely do Bristol Palin.

Elvis Da King: Voter intelligence should take care of that.

"Voter intelligence"... that got a chuckle out of me.

/adds that to the list
//jumbo shrimp
///plastic silverware
////near miss

i think that daughter is pretty hot. that kid is actually lucky. he'll always have money, and he has a hot wife.

T.rex: i think that daughter is pretty hot. that kid is actually lucky. he'll always have money, and he has a hot wife.

I thought they split up?

And yes, Bristol is much more of a MILF than her mom is now.

Thought this was going to devolve into another Bristol cleavage thread.

/leaving disappointed

The hypocrisy of conservative people never ceases to amaze me

FTFA: Levi shared,"I'm pretty sure she probably knew. Moms are pretty smart."

TheMephis: Thought this was going to devolve into another Bristol cleavage thread.

/leaving disappointed

Unless she's breastfeeding, that cleavage is gone, baby, gone.

i care. i care, dammit.

this is one big pile of stupid i'll never get tired of laughing at. and it just seems to keep on giving.

zarberg: I thought they split up?

More proof positive the Palin household is full of teh crazy.

Here's a high school drop out not making anything of himself... knocks up the gov's daughter and would basically be set for life if he married the milf. But instead, Levi backs out of the deal.

You know that's one farked up household when even being set for life isn't worth being a part of that clown house.

I heard she got a hairy monkey.

zarberg: T.rex: i think that daughter is pretty hot. that kid is actually lucky. he'll always have money, and he has a hot wife.

I thought they split up?

It was all over the news, they split up.
Sad really if those two crazy kids .... No I can't make myself finish that thought ... Come on! Who the hell didn't see that coming when the pried his ass off the ice sobered him up and stuck him in a suit for the convention?

AdolfOliverPanties: Showbiz tag?

Yeah, really, what the fark?

This is some sort of test, right?

samperkinsdog: i care. i care, dammit.

this is one big pile of stupid i'll never get tired of laughing at. and it just seems to keep on giving. McCain's gift to all of us. I guess we do soften with age, cause this gift is the laughfest.

Thanks John McCain.

Jokes to the left of me, jokes to the right of me.

Elvis Da King: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: gopher321: Gossip, gossip, gossip...Really. Who cares?

If it helps destroy her chances at ever holding another public office it's ok with me.

Voter intelligence should take care of that.

Voter "intelligence" got her elected in the first place.

A person is smart. People are stupid.

missiv: Thanks John McCain.
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Jokes to the left of me, jokes to the right of me.

I never liked/respected mccain, but not including his adopted daughter in that picture proves what a slug that slimeball is.



what's the matter mccain... too embarrassed to show the world your "darkie" adopted daughter, you lousy piece of shiat?

Sgt Otter: missiv: samperkinsdog: i care. i care, dammit.

this is one big pile of stupid i'll never get tired of laughing at. and it just seems to keep on giving. McCain's gift to all of us. I guess we do soften with age, cause this gift is the laughfest.

Thanks John McCain.

Jokes to the left of me, jokes to the right of me.

Wow, another "family portrait" without Bridget McCain. That girl sure is camera shy!

Not to mention none of his sons.

I'd fark Bristol and Sarah. I'm not fussy.

Schadenfreude

Why don't you cram it up your ass.

What's it to you who's governor of Alaska?

neglogon: Elvis Da King: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: gopher321: Gossip, gossip, gossip...Really. Who cares?

If it helps destroy her chances at ever holding another public office it's ok with me.

Voter intelligence should take care of that.

Explain Bush II round 2 please.

Shenanigans in Ohio. Remember that guy who died in that airplane crash who was about to testify against Rove and/or Cheney? The guy who ran the computer systems through which the electronically cast votes ran before they were 'officially' counted?

Also remember how earlier in the same week some guy walked away from a plane crash? In that case, he had built the airplane himself practically out of scrap metal and an outboard motor, and had spent about as many hours of his life piloting aircraft on his own as I have having threesomes with Japanese twins (none) - yet walked away unscathed. The guy who died a few days later was as experienced at flying as Duke is at sucking, and had even told local police of the unusual problems that were cropping up with his plane out of nowhere.

Well, the Ohio shenanigans and the whole thing about how the Democrats were running on a platform of Let's Elect Someone, ANYONE, Other Than Bush, with John Kerry as its centerpiece.

I would have buttsecks and/or mouthsecks with Bristol and/or Sarah
/those two chicks are way too fertile

Eunuch Provocateur: The hypocrisy of conservative people never ceases to amaze me

Submitted this article earlier with a headline of "It's only bad when other people's kids do it, don't'cha know."

Sgt Otter: Wow, another "family portrait" without Bridget McCain. That girl sure is camera shy!

To be fair to McCain, Bridget specifically stated that she didn't want to be involved in the campaign in any way - she exempted herself, and has continued to do everything she can to keep herself out of politics.

Probably because she's already seen the sort of crap that candidates kids take from the opposition, and didn't feel like making herself a target.