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(Detroit Free Press)   Underage bikini contest at Michigan teen dance club arouses stiff competition. Others just aroused and stiffened. Chris Hansen unavailable for comment   ( freep.com) divider line
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2009-04-03 02:08:15 PM  
I would post some pics, but the mods would just wind up deleting them. Why even greenlight threads like this any longer?

/Fark used to be fun
 
2009-04-03 02:16:49 PM  
nonalcoholic Jell-O shots
He he, teach them good and young.
Here if you can learn to swallow these....
 
2009-04-03 02:18:56 PM  
I'm here for the pictures guys. Post away.
 
2009-04-03 02:20:30 PM  
Since this thread is useless without pics:
www.apexexposure.com
 
2009-04-03 02:26:19 PM  
www.clickftw.net
 
2009-04-03 02:26:43 PM  
I bet these outraged parents find nothing wrong with Little Miss Sunshine like pageants. Also, doesn't the Miss Teen America have a swim suit portion?
 
2009-04-03 02:29:06 PM  
FTA:When the club opened Jan. 30, some parents thought it would give teenagers someplace to go. Now, some of those parents say the club is a place where teens from 14 to 19 pretend to be adults by downing energy drinks and nonalcoholic Jell-O shots while partying until 1 a.m.

I am shocked that kids would want to stimulate their sexuality when their hormones are raging. Shocked. A good kid would know that abstinence and mathematics- especially in the pursuit of engineering or coding- is the only way to achieve great things in life.
 
2009-04-03 02:30:32 PM  
BackAssward
I think they took the swimsuit stuff out of the under 18 ones, i could be wrong.
 
2009-04-03 02:30:50 PM  

BackAssward: I bet these outraged parents find nothing wrong with Little Miss Sunshine like pageants. Also, doesn't the Miss Teen America have a swim suit portion?


A good parent never even lets their child bathe. What if they found out about their genitalia? What would happen? What? What?

/Fat kids would never get laid.
 
2009-04-03 02:41:47 PM  
underage?
that word has no meaning in the headline
do you mean that fetuses were posed in bikinis?
do you mean that sperm and eggs were posed?

cause pretty much there is no age limit for wearing a bikini
and there is no age limit for "beauty contests"

so underage means the submitter is a tard?

/god we should be able to shoot the crazies
/of course, they would think we are crazy for shooting at them and would should back
/gonna need to rethink this cunning plan
 
2009-04-03 02:42:25 PM  
TFA: "But police said no laws were broken at Primal the Club when owners held the contest March 28. An ad on its Facebook page shows bikini-clad girls posing with their backsides to the camera."

photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2009-04-03 02:44:03 PM  

king_nacho: BackAssward
I think they took the swimsuit stuff out of the under 18 ones, i could be wrong.


I believe that's right just about everywhere. When my sister in law was doing these pageants at 16-17, they had a segment called the "fitness competition." In an otherwise mind-numbing spectator event, this actually sounded kinda cool. I figured they'd come out and showcase some athleticism, like gymnastics or pushups or something like that.

They walk out onto stage in a white t-shirt and shorts, do a little twirl, and walk off.

It was the biggest phone-in I've ever seen in any kind of sanctioned competition.
 
2009-04-03 02:44:30 PM  
This wanton debauchery must be stopped before this trend of teenagers wearing bikinis spreads to our beaches.
 
2009-04-03 02:46:25 PM  
An ad on its Facebook page shows bikini-clad girls posing with their backsides to the camera.

checked ... must have been removed :/
 
2009-04-03 02:54:57 PM  

bongmiester: checked ... must have been removed :/


Ya, their website is pretty lame too.
 
2009-04-03 03:00:37 PM  
nonalcoholic Jell-O shots

So umm.... jello? They get kids to pay for shots of that? Brilliant!
 
2009-04-03 03:01:03 PM  
bongmiester: An ad on its Facebook page shows bikini-clad girls posing with their backsides to the camera.

checked ... must have been removed :/


I know, LIES! I think the pic posted by

Bukharin: [photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net image 467x604]

is the one they are referring to.

I did find a post on the discussion board of their fb page though, titled -- "Dear Parents :]"

Link: (new window)

You're prob wondering what all this Primal craziness over the last couple weeks is all about. Well let us tell you first, Primal is SAFE, Primal is FUN, and Primal is STAYING.

Recently some south lyon parents have decided they dont like what Primal is all about. Dancing to them is terrible and Primal having jello energy shots is the same thing as drinking to them.

This makes sense right ^^^^....no.

Jello energy shots are the same things as...jello...with energy drinks in them.

Parents: Primal doesnt make your kid do drugs or drink or defy you in anyway. Your kid makes choices, we dont make them for him/her.

Everyone needs to calm down.

Parents: Think back to the time when you were a kid. Did you like dancing? most likely. Did you have a club to go to? Probably not..but you would have liked one wouldnt you have? BE HONEST. Stop kidding your selves.

Primal is SAFE, Primal is FUN, Primal is STAYING

See everyone tonight, saturday and the foam party :]
Hope your all there...wait...hope? I know you're going to be there
See parents? Aren't you reassured? It's like they're speaking your language!

Send your kid to the foam party! I mean :] !
 
2009-04-03 03:03:44 PM  
Google image search + No filtering

Go to it.
 
2009-04-03 03:11:42 PM  

King Something: Since this thread is useless without pics:


heh...I know the guy who made that (the original, not the demotivator)
 
2009-04-03 03:23:27 PM  
Underage bikini contest

Or like we used to call them in HS...

Car wash fundraisers.
 
2009-04-03 03:24:19 PM  
This hit the tubes just in time to announce their new corporate sponsor ...

img523.imageshack.us
 
2009-04-03 03:52:02 PM  

BobtheFascist: Car wash fundraisers.


When I go to those I usually end up with a bruised arm from my wife.
/but Honey, it's for the school
 
2009-04-03 04:03:14 PM  
Useless...pictures...gahh
 
2009-04-03 04:03:54 PM  
If the little sluts wanna be in a bikini contest, let them. Its thier body, thier choice.
 
2009-04-03 04:04:35 PM  
Pics?? anyone??

for shame.
 
2009-04-03 04:06:35 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2009-04-03 04:06:35 PM  
Hi my name is parent i wonder why my teen killed them self.
 
2009-04-03 04:06:55 PM  

Browncoat: I would post some pics, but the mods would just wind up deleting them. Why even greenlight threads like this any longer?

/Fark used to be fun


Came in to say this.
 
2009-04-03 04:08:12 PM  
what's a teen dance club? Or better yet, what's a club that can't serve alcohol?
 
2009-04-03 04:08:26 PM  
namatad: do you mean that sperm and eggs were posed?

I read that as "spam and eggs"

i133.photobucket.com

/got nothin'
 
2009-04-03 04:08:28 PM  
Where are the pics of guys in bikinis?
 
2009-04-03 04:09:29 PM  
This did not happen. The photo's you refer to do not exist. There is no club for underage teens here, and we've never had any type of non-alcoholic beverages served here.

wait, what???
 
2009-04-03 04:10:01 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-04-03 04:10:32 PM  
i224.photobucket.com
 
2009-04-03 04:10:37 PM  

Browncoat: I would post some pics, but the mods would just wind up deleting them. Why even greenlight threads like this any longer?

/Fark used to be fun


Fark proper died the day foobies was created.
 
2009-04-03 04:11:01 PM  

Zentai: Where are the pics of guys in bikinis?


Here you go:
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2009-04-03 04:11:45 PM  

Zentai: Where are the pics of guys in bikinis?


Mods, please banninate this person.
 
buz [BareFark]
2009-04-03 04:13:13 PM  
MY GOD! Those poor kids aren't going to be under mountains of foam with their HANDS, are they? Some one could get groped! Quick, some one call 911!

\think of the chiiiiilllldren!
 
2009-04-03 04:13:21 PM  

ihatedumbpeople: Pics?? anyone??

for shame.


It's detroit. I'm not sure you want to see.
 
2009-04-03 04:13:42 PM  
Meanwhile, pageants featuring 3-5 year olds in makeup, jewelry, and swimwear - still just fine.
 
2009-04-03 04:14:56 PM  

fritopendejo: Zentai: Where are the pics of guys in bikinis?

Mods, please banninate this person.


this.
 
2009-04-03 04:15:42 PM  
As a concerned adult, I'm worried that this thread will be filled with pictures of nubile, underage, sexy, teen girls in bikinis. That would be wrong so I plan to keep coming back to make sure this does not happen.
 
2009-04-03 04:15:44 PM  
"There have been a few arrests at Primal. One was for underage drinking and another occurred when an intoxicated 21-year-old man tried to enter."

Under 21 and drunk - NO
Over 21 and drunk - NO

Man, what's somebody got to do to get their 'crunk' on up in this piece?
 
2009-04-03 04:16:01 PM  

Dirty Hot Linker: fritopendejo: Zentai: Where are the pics of guys in bikinis?

Mods, please banninate this person.

this.


I just want to know what's on that guy's head. Without having to look.
 
2009-04-03 04:16:15 PM  

Fact Man: Browncoat: I would post some pics, but the mods would just wind up deleting them. Why even greenlight threads like this any longer?

/Fark used to be fun

Came in to say this.


I'll risk it.

i8.photobucket.com

i8.photobucket.com
 
2009-04-03 04:16:47 PM  
Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: It's detroit. I'm not sure you want to see.

i133.photobucket.com

Just FYI.
 
2009-04-03 04:19:20 PM  
In Quebec, at 18 you're an adult...booze, clubs, strip clubs you name it.

Did I become a drunken, sex crazed, sligntly less productive member of society?

/I'm here aren't I?
 
2009-04-03 04:19:51 PM  
www.derbydeadpool.co.uk

God will strike you dead if you continue these naked bikini contests.
 
2009-04-03 04:20:26 PM  
I'll go make some popcorn.
 
2009-04-03 04:21:30 PM  

boonfarker: i133.photobucket.com


That's not Detroit. It is barely Metro Detroit
 
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