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(Royston Crow)   Police find severed head, will later reveal whether it's "linked to body parts found in Hertfordshire." Submitter suspects the answer may be "Not any more"   ( divider line
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2009-04-03 05:31:49 AM  
Nice one subby
2009-04-03 05:33:31 AM  
Even granting that I'm at work and punchy, this made me giggle.
2009-04-03 06:16:31 AM  

RobsterCraw: Nice one subby

I concur
2009-04-03 08:16:23 AM  
2009-04-03 08:41:01 AM  
+1. Nice, subby. I needed a laugh this morning.
2009-04-03 09:21:03 AM  
I hope this was written with the accent of Inspector Clouseau.
2009-04-03 09:27:05 AM  
I'm laughing. Good jorb.
2009-04-03 09:44:27 AM  
Submitter, that headline is so well done that the thread was over before it even started.
2009-04-03 10:27:51 AM  
2009-04-03 10:29:47 AM  
2009-04-03 10:30:34 AM  
Chuckled heartily ... didn't loose my head though.

/Very nice, subs
2009-04-03 10:30:51 AM  
That's some mighty fine police work there, Lou.
2009-04-03 10:31:16 AM  
Pretty sweet, Subs.
2009-04-03 10:31:34 AM  
a great start to my day
2009-04-03 10:31:47 AM

Obscure, but definitely known by Farkers.
2009-04-03 10:31:51 AM  
That headline would be perfect... it's missing one thing

2009-04-03 10:33:17 AM  
lol subby
2009-04-03 10:34:35 AM  
+1 liter point, subby. That's like .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0001 real point.
2009-04-03 10:34:35 AM  
Yessir subby
2009-04-03 10:36:09 AM  
And where's Ichabod?
2009-04-03 10:38:01 AM  
One for the books subby. Very nice indeed.
2009-04-03 10:38:09 AM (new window)
/the dead eyes opened...
2009-04-03 10:38:30 AM  
Thank God I wasn't drinking coffee when I read that, subby. It would have ended up coming out my nose.

2009-04-03 10:38:40 AM  
Headline of the week material, imho.
2009-04-03 10:39:58 AM  
Awesome. That was awesome.
2009-04-03 10:40:15 AM  
Dammit Glitchwerks beat me to it while I hunted for links.
At least mine links to the video!
2009-04-03 10:41:29 AM  
That was a good 'un, Smitty!
2009-04-03 10:42:02 AM  

xnewnoisex: That headline would be perfect... it's missing one thing


Looks like the submitter... Just lost his head.

2009-04-03 10:45:00 AM  

borscope: Dammit Glitchwerks beat me to it while I hunted for links.
At least mine links to the video!

You also used a better graphic. All I could think of was "Big Bigot" on the spur of the moment.
2009-04-03 10:45:17 AM  
good one subby. My head is rolling on the floor laughing
2009-04-03 10:46:46 AM  
No one's posted this yet? Seriously?

/farkers, for shame
2009-04-03 10:46:58 AM  
Approves of the headline:
2009-04-03 10:48:25 AM  

Space_Fetus: No one's posted this yet? Seriously?

Damm, beat me by like 10 seconds.

+1 to subby for the headline at any rate.
2009-04-03 10:48:31 AM  
This is all a bit too close to home (or at least work) for me. The road was closed when I was driving over the other morning and I had to backtrack and take a long diversion.

I arrived at work to say, "Sorry I'm late, the road was closed" only for my boss to say, "Yes, they found a leg in the field next to it".

Which isn't a bad excuse for being late really.

/what the hell did this guy do to annoy somebody that much?
2009-04-03 10:52:05 AM  
Sounds like a pretty severe injury
2009-04-03 10:53:02 AM  
What's that in the road, a head?
2009-04-03 10:53:10 AM  
+1 subby...

what happens with all the +1's anyway? LoL
2009-04-03 11:04:38 AM  
I live in Hertfordshire, so I am getting a kick out of this leg I found in a field.

+1 subby
2009-04-03 11:09:51 AM  
Mrs. Leverlilly: You've ruined that piano!
Clouseau: What is the price of one piano compared to the terrible crime that's been committed here?
Mrs. Leverlilly: But that's a priceless Steinway!
Clouseau: Not anymore!
2009-04-03 11:10:38 AM  
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of lords.
2009-04-03 11:16:29 AM  

major_accuracy: +1 subby...

what happens with all the +1's anyway? LoL

If you collect 1000 of them, Drew will give you a month of Total*Fark.
2009-04-03 11:21:16 AM  

major_accuracy: +1 subby...

what happens with all the +1's anyway? LoL

Send me $20 and I'll set you up with link voting.
2009-04-03 11:22:01 AM  
+1, Subby!

Now, thet's funny stuff, raht ther'.
2009-04-03 11:44:13 AM  

2009-04-03 11:52:06 AM  
Only one, can there be (headed).
2009-04-03 12:09:50 PM  
Best. Headline. Ever.
2009-04-03 12:34:06 PM  

Rickj: Best. Headline. Ever.

Came to say this... where's my t-shirt?

Awesome, subby!
2009-04-03 01:13:10 PM  
Paddy and Mick had been out boozing on Saturday night, and were
passing by another pub which had been destroyed by an IRA bomb only minutes before.

As they passed, a head rolled out of the smouldering ruins and across the pavement before them.

Paddy stooped, picked it up and held it for Mick to see.

"Ara sure now Mick, bejayzizz, sure an isn't this oul' Sean Murphy, begorrah?"

"Ara sure, Paddy, no, it couldn't be. It's an amazing' resemblance,but sure an oul' Murphy was a lot taller than that."
2009-04-03 01:23:09 PM  
A truly excellent head line.

Bravo, subby.
2009-04-03 03:01:56 PM
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