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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)   93 year old man farts all day long....on purpose   (nbclosangeles.com) divider line 52
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2009-04-02 11:46:55 AM  
What's his Fark login?
 
2009-04-02 11:50:11 AM  
It's hilarious because he's a man and he's mimicking farts. If it was a woman doing it and mimicking queefs it would be vile and disgusting.
 
2009-04-02 11:58:34 AM  
Bufu: What's his Fark login?

Uberchief?
 
2009-04-02 12:12:32 PM  
If you have to resort to external props then it's time hang it up and let the next generation take over!
F**kin' amateur!
 
2009-04-02 12:13:59 PM  
DslainteC: It's hilarious because he's a man and he's mimicking farts. If it was a woman doing it and mimicking queefs it would be vile and disgusting.

Absolutely. That sort of perversion should be banned.
 
2009-04-02 12:16:45 PM  
oldfarthenry: If you have to resort to external props then it's time hang it up and let the next generation take over!
F**kin' amateur!


Somebody sounds jealous.
 
2009-04-02 12:21:28 PM  
Thanks for indicating it was a img1.fark.net submitter.
 
2009-04-02 12:23:53 PM  
I fart two times in the morning.
I fart two times at night.
I fart two times in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I fart two times in time of peace, and two in time of war
I fart two times before I fart two times,
And then I fart two more
 
2009-04-02 12:33:01 PM  
Ah, the sound of a true virgin.
 
2009-04-02 12:36:27 PM  
Yet everybody makes such a huge f*cking deal when I queef in someone's face.
 
2009-04-02 01:56:58 PM  
Fondle My Sweaters: Yet everybody makes such a huge f*cking deal when I queef in someone's face.

*checks profile*

I'll challenge your statement.

\off to bunk
 
2009-04-02 02:31:13 PM  
Doorknob...
 
2009-04-02 02:31:41 PM  
sleeping martyr: Fondle My Sweaters: Yet everybody makes such a huge f*cking deal when I queef in someone's face.

*checks profile*

I'll challenge your statement.

\off to bunk


You haven't even heard my road warrior yet.
 
2009-04-02 02:48:37 PM  
img1.fark.net
 
2009-04-02 03:28:38 PM  
Fart sounds are like boobies, it doesn't matter how old you are, they rule
 
2009-04-02 03:48:23 PM  
Women who "queef"probably have huge gaping meatflaps and a double wide hallway.
 
2009-04-02 03:49:26 PM  
PacersJAM3s: Thanks for indicating it was a submitter.

The fact that we're on the VIDEO tab wasn't clue enough for you?
 
2009-04-02 04:16:37 PM  
DslainteC: It's hilarious because he's a man and he's mimicking farts. If it was a woman doing it and mimicking queefs it would be vile and disgusting.

Yeah, I can agree, especially if it's the Road Warrior queef... but what if it's the Sneezing Unicorn?
 
2009-04-02 04:27:13 PM  
unfarkingbelievable: Women who "queef"probably have huge gaping meatflaps and a double wide hallway.

My uncle told me once he was with his step-daughter-in-law and another guy and somehow there was a phone conversation going on and queefing came up, and the SDIL said she could do it on command and the party on the other end of the line wanted proof. She took the phone and did some sort of gyrations with the phone in her crotch. My uncle said it "sounded like someone running barefoot in ankle-deep mud."
 
2009-04-02 04:28:18 PM  
JackAssHole: did some sort of gyrations with the phone in her crotch. My uncle said it "sounded like someone running barefoot in ankle-deep mud."

To clarify, the phone wasn't _in_ her crotch per se...
 
2009-04-02 04:35:28 PM  
if only someone like Martha Stewart could figure out a way to make queefing more festive.

/i wanna see some confetti
 
2009-04-02 04:41:52 PM  
Fondle My Sweaters: Yet everybody makes such a huge f*cking deal when I queef in someone's face.

I usually have to pay extra for that...
 
2009-04-02 04:52:46 PM  
JackAssHole: step-daughter-in-law

What is a step-daughter-in-law?

If he married a woman with a child, it's his step daugher. If he married a widow whose sister has a child, that's his step niece.

Or am I missing something here?

If a man marries a woman who is divorced from a man who had a daughter from a completely different woman, he has no relation at all.

I can't get my head around step-daughter-in-law.
 
2009-04-02 04:53:54 PM  
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: JackAssHole: step-daughter-in-law

What is a step-daughter-in-law?

If he married a woman with a child, it's his step daugher. If he married a widow whose sister has a child, that's his step niece.

Or am I missing something here?

If a man marries a woman who is divorced from a man who had a daughter from a completely different woman, he has no relation at all.

I can't get my head around step-daughter-in-law.


Stepson's wife, perhaps?
 
2009-04-02 04:56:23 PM  
Rigelus Maximus: Stepson's wife, perhaps?

God, thank you. That was confusing the hell out of me.

I guess that makes sense. Man there's too many names for that crap.
 
2009-04-02 04:58:15 PM  
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Rigelus Maximus: Stepson's wife, perhaps?

God, thank you. That was confusing the hell out of me.

I guess that makes sense. Man there's too many names for that crap.


Yeah, that. Not that it was particularly important. Did you catch the description he gave for the sound?
 
2009-04-02 05:29:19 PM  
Fondle My Sweaters: Yet everybody makes such a huge f*cking deal when I queef in someone's face.


Why do all the kewl chicks live up North?!

/Rhetorical
 
2009-04-02 05:36:22 PM  
JackAssHole: Yeah, that. Not that it was particularly important. Did you catch the description he gave for the sound?

Frighteningly accurate.
 
2009-04-02 06:39:21 PM  
static.screenweek.it


approves...
 
2009-04-02 08:59:45 PM  
Meanwhile, LePetomaine would be proud of this codger.
 
2009-04-02 10:33:41 PM  
Tsar_Bomba1: approves...

images.askmen.com

It's like looking into the future.
 
2009-04-02 11:32:49 PM  
There's such a thing as being too into fart humor.
 
2009-04-03 12:46:48 AM  
www.yourdailymedia.com
 
2009-04-03 01:34:11 AM  
Where can I find one of those???
 
2009-04-03 03:17:11 AM  
He's too old to seek a mate. He's too old to seek social position. He's too old to seek territory or resources as quantized by monetary units. He's too old to care about any of the instinctive crap we apes devote all our energy toward attaining.

He's free. Fart on, good sir. Fart on. In 50 years, maybe I'll join you.
 
2009-04-03 04:21:47 AM  
Came here to post a Leslie Nielsen picture.


/about 15 years ago I was sitting 6 feet away from him as he was doing that to a reporter interviewing him. Got a wink from him he saw I was looking at his hands.
 
2009-04-03 04:22:28 AM  
What, the Hero tag was broken?
 
2009-04-03 07:17:44 AM  
Tsar_Bomba1: approves...

Obviously, since it's stated in the video that he's a good friend of Leslie Nielsen.
 
2009-04-03 08:20:20 AM  
Fondle My Sweaters: Yet everybody makes such a huge f*cking deal when I queef in someone's face.

Personally, I would give anything to watch your your piss flaps applaud.
 
2009-04-03 09:04:50 AM  
Dad?
 
2009-04-03 09:20:14 AM  
Where can I buy one of those things?
 
2009-04-03 10:32:57 AM  
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: PacersJAM3s: Thanks for indicating it was a submitter.

The fact that we're on the VIDEO tab wasn't clue enough for you?


I saw it when it was on TotalFark in "upcoming links" before it hit the video tab. So long story short, no that doesn't help.
 
2009-04-03 11:25:06 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Le Petomane approves of this message.
 
2009-04-03 02:32:25 PM  
Lou Stoolz: Fondle My Sweaters: Yet everybody makes such a huge f*cking deal when I queef in someone's face.

Personally, I would give anything to watch your your piss flaps applaud.


img1.fark.net
 
2009-04-03 05:05:04 PM  
Sorry, I can't take my eyes off of the Weekend Weather Forecast video off to the right.
 
2009-04-03 07:59:06 PM  
LOLOLOL

scienceblogs.com
 
2009-04-03 09:26:17 PM  
Euell Gibbons: Sorry, I can't take my eyes off of the Weekend Weather Forecast video off to the right.

No kidding... that lady has two nice "qualifications" to be a weather lady!
 
2009-04-03 09:52:07 PM  
Maybe he taught it to talk (NSFW Language, new window)?
 
2009-04-04 12:24:35 AM  
Fondle My Sweaters: Yet everybody makes such a huge f*cking deal when I queef in someone's face.

(checks profile, 'cos everyone was making a big deal)

Goodness me! I had no idea such hotness existed on fark!!
 
2009-04-04 01:03:26 AM  
Fondle My Sweaters: Yet everybody makes such a huge f*cking deal when I queef in someone's face.

It's rude to make me laugh while I'm eating...
 
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