Lando Lincoln:

I think the tauntaun sleeping bag is a hell of a lot cooler.



I hope they make this into a real product......I would buy 2 kids ones right now......and make it adult sized please

Lando Lincoln:

But the Darth Vader Tie-Fighter Kite is pretty awesome as well.



WANT

Lando Lincoln: Stompn_Tom: I hope they make this into a real product......I would buy 2 kids ones right now......and make it adult sized please

Buy it at www.thinkgeek.com. 40 bucks. Kid sized only at this time.

an April Fools gag - they dont exist

wait.....from Think Geek


ATTN Tauntaun Fanatics! Due to an overwhelming tsunami of requests from YOU THE PEOPLE, we have decided to TRY and bring this to life. We have no clue if the suits at Lucasfilms will grant little ThinkGeek a license, nor do we know how much it would ultimately retail for. But if you are interested in ever owning one of these, click the link below and we'll try!

DO WANT

Jango Fett Jumbo Chubby

DO NOT WANT

George Lucas telling he's your father?

/Cha-Ching!

Sybarite:

That's no beach ball [balloon] . It's a space station.

/bit less bitter now.

My friends and I made a couple of these when we were kids. Some silver spray paint, add some detail like the laser dish and a couple of lines for the trench and your in business. If you could find a silver beach ball to begin with it was that much better.

Artoo, eh?

IgG4: Way cool for the tots:

Speeder Bike Ride-On (new window)

There's a cool retro toy/card shop in town that has the old Speeder Bike Ride-On in the window. The new one doesn't look anything like a Speeder Bike.

Darth Brooks loves those Death Stars.

/Unimpressed

I am your father?


/Yeah, call me daddy, you naughty Carrie Fisher in a metal bikini...

//hotlinked....

Does it have a vulnerable exhaust port?

More DDS.

TheOther: Does it have a vulnerable exhaust port?

Where do you think you blow it up? Duhhh!

evilmrsock:

TheOther: Does it have a vulnerable exhaust port?

Where do you think you blow it up? Duhhh!



Bravo.

Well-oiled child models?

Do I see a squirt gun on that X-wing?

/awesome

Go Fast Turn Left: You're assuming Star Wars fans go to the beach.

THIS

That's the kite that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs!

ranfour: /Unimpressed

I am in lust with you.

Lando Lincoln: That beach ball needs to be three times bigger.

Anyway...

I think the tauntaun sleeping bag is a hell of a lot cooler.



But the Darth Vader Tie-FighterAdvanced Kite is pretty awesome as well.


FTFY & M

Lando Lincoln: I think the tauntaun sleeping bag is a hell of a lot cooler.

Huh. And I thought they smelled bad...on the OUTSIDE.

Star Wars geeks don't go outside...

The_EliteOne: Lando Lincoln: That beach ball needs to be three times bigger.

Anyway...

I think the tauntaun sleeping bag is a hell of a lot cooler.



But the Darth Vader Tie-FighterAdvanced Kite is pretty awesome as well.


FTFY & M

Glad someone caught that! I knew something didn't look quite right!

/BTW: anyone want to buy a collection of Star Wars paperbacks, action figures, and Target Store signage and displays?

BKITU: Go Fast Turn Left: You're assuming Star Wars fans go to the beach.

I have never used the following phrase before, so consider yourself blessed:

OH, SNAP!

/Star Wars fan
//Lives in a beach town
///Very seldom goes to the beach

Damn right. Too many tourists.

Stompn_Tom:
an April Fools gag - they dont exist

That's the way the 8-bit tie started out.

These inflatables can't repel urine of this magnitude

Of course star wars geeks don't leave their parents' basements. They put their MISB collectables on these, and if the basement floods, they're kept high and dry!

I saw the kites at Target and was like, "WANT!"

They're missing a few though:






/hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes

Death.
Death Star.
Death Star Beach Ball.

Go Fast Turn Left: You're assuming Star Wars fans go to the beach.



/hot like the sun

Oh and just because:

This beach ball is now the ultimate inflatable in the universe! I suggest we use it.

Dammit. The X-wing is kinda of cool, but if they had a B-wing I'd buy it.