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11297 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Feb 2003 at 7:52 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-05 07:55:47 PM  
So, if you indulge in poppers, don't take this drug or you'll DIE.
2003-02-05 07:55:50 PM  
Wouldn't that be painful? I'm not a guy, so really don't know.
2003-02-05 07:55:55 PM  
2003-02-05 07:55:55 PM  
Only thirtysix hours? Wankers!
2003-02-05 07:55:56 PM  
I'll skip HBO that nite then. Em City has enough of that already.
2003-02-05 07:56:01 PM  
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Dorothy, can you say 'gang-bang'?
2003-02-05 07:56:05 PM  
Now THATS a TV show !! a bunch of inmates being raped repeatedly, who would want to miss that?
2003-02-05 07:56:05 PM  
Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
2003-02-05 07:56:14 PM  
I've heard that could be dangerous. plus, why would you want a hard-on for so long?
2003-02-05 07:57:49 PM  
Holy Fark, I can't do anything for 36 hours. I mean Nothing.
2003-02-05 07:58:13 PM  
Maybe I should read the articles next time, I thought this was about Oz the tv show, bahh.
2003-02-05 07:58:17 PM  
You don't have an erection for 36 hours, but the gun is cocked. Just a bit of stimulation and you're like a rock.

But yes. Please. :D
2003-02-05 07:59:24 PM  
I remember once reading a viagra ad when I was bored. I remember it saying that having an erection for 6 hours or more can cause permanent penis damage. So yeah, this might hurt ya.
2003-02-05 07:59:49 PM  
Ah, to be 15 again...
2003-02-05 08:00:18 PM  
one of the first things i thought of was the SNL skit (or maybe mad tv) making fun of the viagra ad, the man had a huge hard on you could see it bulging through his pants and was bumping it in to people and knocking things over with it
2003-02-05 08:02:48 PM  
Wasn't there a Clive Barker short story about this? The guy ended up humping cracks in the masonry.

2003-02-05 08:03:04 PM  
My god, the implications...
2003-02-05 08:03:58 PM  
I can't even watch TV for 36 hours. That would freaking suck. And all you girls saying "hell yes" get real. You get sick of it after a few hours too.
2003-02-05 08:03:59 PM  
Cialis...that's so...yesterday. However, yesterday it was 24 hour lasting, so I guess it's a different Cialis.
2003-02-05 08:04:46 PM  
I want a pill to KEEP me from getting aroused. Where is it? Seriously, I'm not kidding. I'm sure it'll be a cold day in hell before I see this, but I'd buy it in a minute. Maybe it's just me, but I don't LIKE thinking about sex all the time. Well, actually I do like it, but only because..........well, it's like sleep. I only like sleep because when I'm tired it feels good to rest. If I were never tired, I wouldn't care less about sleep and I'd get about 40% of my life back. If I were never aroused, I wouldn't care about sex, or care about thinking about sex, and I'd have a lot more time to be myself, get things done, and concentrate on what I REALLY want. (I'd also be able to free up about 5 gigs of space on this computer). Am I alone here?
2003-02-05 08:04:53 PM  
Could many little time. (?) That, or when have a lot of time to FARK around (cliterally!).
2003-02-05 08:05:33 PM  
Moderators asleep at the switch again...
2003-02-05 08:06:08 PM  

I havent read that story in YEARS, but I remember how fark4ed up it was. Thanks for making me go back and re-read it again, heh.
2003-02-05 08:07:02 PM  
Heh heh. "Pops up"
2003-02-05 08:07:04 PM  
ugh.. stoopid tags!!
2003-02-05 08:10:11 PM  


...THAT story...


Only five gigs?

2003-02-05 08:10:44 PM  
Sarcasmo, I with you on this one
2003-02-05 08:10:54 PM  
You spelled stupid wrong.
2003-02-05 08:14:23 PM  
Just remember to go to the bathroom before embarking on such an adventure.
2003-02-05 08:14:41 PM  
36 hours? Holy Human Tripod, Batman!
2003-02-05 08:16:30 PM  
I took two, and viewed the Molly Ringwald photos a couple of links back and...

I got nuttin'
2003-02-05 08:17:39 PM  
Damn, the original to this story even had a followup that made the front page.

That said, that invitation for any Farkettes to join the 'Rocket for all-day drug-fest sex is still out open...
2003-02-05 08:17:56 PM  
Sarcasmo -- it's called saltpeter, just put it in your food :-)

The armed forces are rumored to use that a lot.
2003-02-05 08:18:23 PM  
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2003-02-05 08:18:46 PM  
And Sarcasmo needs to discover salt-peter
2003-02-05 08:21:26 PM  
Midnight Oil?
2003-02-05 08:21:41 PM  
36 hours? ouch!!

Imagine how bad the blueballs get by, say, the second hour!
2003-02-05 08:23:53 PM  
I can hear the complaints now...

Doctor, I just can't it down.
2003-02-05 08:24:04 PM  
"Pops up in Oz." Killer material. Who's writing this? :)
2003-02-05 08:25:09 PM  
So, lessee.....Viagra sponsors a NASCAR team. Should we expect a Cialis sponsored team for the 24 Hours of Lemans?

Eli Lilly, my trousers salute you!
2003-02-05 08:27:26 PM  
More fun than you can shake a painfully distended stick at.
2003-02-05 08:29:38 PM  
I do not look forward to taking drugs in order to pitch a tent. But I'm sure that day may come. In the mean time farkettes, I offer this piece of advice...When rubbing your man raw, be sure to use a gentle paw.
2003-02-05 08:30:33 PM  
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GIS for "boing".
2003-02-05 08:34:36 PM  
misleading title - this drug doesnt give a man a boner for 36 hours.

the drug's effects last 36 hours, but it only helps give a woody when the man is sexually aroused. so if you pop one of em, and dont get aroused while the drug is active ... no cracking of fats.
2003-02-05 08:36:50 PM  
big deal. Dont need a drug to do that. need one NOt to do that
2003-02-05 08:37:55 PM  
This is probably a scarier place for someone to have a 36-Hour Boner...
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2003-02-05 08:45:56 PM  
I prefer the guy on OZ that "got himself some ghetto gums!" I here he is no longer a prag. Seemed he killed his master with that choking sex thingy addiction. Know he's back with the brother hood minus his 'ghetto gums'. Seems he tore them gums out. Makes for a rather toothy humma.

Ummmmmmmm Chipped beef!
2003-02-05 09:37:45 PM  
i don't think it's a 36-hour long permanent erection, fellas.
and if it is, hahaha! kick ass.
2003-02-05 09:38:46 PM  
thats a big ass viagra
2003-02-05 09:39:03 PM  
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