FARK.com: (4300512) 37-year-old woman attacks 69-year-old boyfriend in the shower after becoming convinced he was having an affair, although with that kind of hotness at home, one wonders why he'd even consider it (mugshot)

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(Some Guy)		37-year-old woman attacks 69-year-old boyfriend in the shower after becoming convinced he was having an affair, although with that kind of hotness at home, one wonders why he'd even consider it (mugshot) (ocala.com)		165
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MaxxLarge		2009-03-31 12:28:46 PM

I'll bet she's a serious prize,
For cheating affairs to arise.
I guess I can click,
And peek at this chick.
How bad can she JESUS, MY EYES

labman		2009-03-31 12:34:04 PM

In this instance, we can truly say those years are in dog years.

Ni!		2009-03-31 12:35:23 PM

MaxxLarge: I'll bet she's a serious prize,
For cheating affairs to arise.
I guess I can click,
And peek at this chick.
How bad can she JESUS, MY EYES

I think I love you.

HeathSteele		2009-03-31 12:42:04 PM

Dammit. You made me look. Well played, subby, well played.

tnpir		2009-03-31 12:46:13 PM

MaxxLarge: I'll bet she's a serious prize,
For cheating affairs to arise.
I guess I can click,
And peek at this chick.
How bad can she JESUS, MY EYES

Aaaaaand with that, Mods can go ahead and close the thread, as we have a new World heavyweight champion.

Narcism		2009-03-31 12:58:23 PM

Would consider hitting with shower rod.

TheYeti		2009-03-31 01:18:22 PM

Thirty-seven?!?!

Elzar		2009-03-31 01:19:20 PM

Nothing beats a pair of crazy eyes...

EviLincoln		2009-03-31 01:47:16 PM

I love when the mug shots make me feel better about turning 35.

gopher321		2009-03-31 01:50:34 PM

Sugar-daddy.

GAT_00		2009-03-31 02:39:39 PM

MaxxLarge: I'll bet she's a serious prize,
For cheating affairs to arise.
I guess I can click,
And peek at this chick.
How bad can she JESUS, MY EYES

Fine, if I'm going to award you the Fark Poet Laureate title, I need some kind of replacement for Pocket Ninja. I am open to suggestions.

namatad		2009-03-31 02:59:40 PM

should I assume that all florida tags are ironic?
save my eyes ??

Aidan		2009-03-31 03:21:23 PM

MaxxLarge: I'll bet she's a serious prize,
For cheating affairs to arise.
I guess I can click,
And peek at this chick.
How bad can she JESUS, MY EYES

My god, it's full of stars.
Welcome to favorites.

fritopendejo		2009-03-31 03:21:37 PM

fap

icanhazstapler		2009-03-31 03:21:54 PM

Was he addicted to Grand Theft Auto?

theorellior		2009-03-31 03:22:14 PM

GAT_00: I need some kind of replacement for Pocket Ninja.

No one can replace Pocket Ninja.

busy chillin'		2009-03-31 03:22:14 PM

MaxxLarge

Triple excellent!

Wendy's Chili		2009-03-31 03:22:20 PM

That's not bad tail to be pulling at age 70.

Thisbymaster		2009-03-31 03:23:54 PM

Those were some hard years.

Kiioro		2009-03-31 03:24:38 PM

37 years after what disaster?!

I've seen tsantsas that are better looking than that.

kingjd47		2009-03-31 03:25:08 PM

yuck.

StaceyNC		2009-03-31 03:25:27 PM

EviLincoln
I love when the mug shots make me feel better about turning 35.
for me even 40....

MightyPez		2009-03-31 03:25:38 PM

Are we sure the author or the article didn't just mix up the ages? That looks like 37 in meth years

Jument		2009-03-31 03:26:00 PM

Wendy's Chili: That's not bad tail to be pulling at age 70.

I was totally prepared to say that but now that I've seen it... I dunno. When I'm 70 if that thing is in my house I think I'd kill myself, hitting it or not.

serillian		2009-03-31 03:26:07 PM

Check the comments... my sister is a drunk!

"There is hope for your sister and it could start in jail."

Only in Florida would one identify that the crazy drunk in the arrest report is their sister. Thankfully jail will be beneficial for her...

ScottMpls		2009-03-31 03:26:35 PM

Is that 37 "dog years"?

ScottMpls		2009-03-31 03:27:26 PM

labman: In this instance, we can truly say those years are in dog years.

Dammit ... should read more posts ..

byelii		2009-03-31 03:27:30 PM

click to enlarge? thanks, no.

Shakespeare's Monkey		2009-03-31 03:27:52 PM

Lanny Budd		2009-03-31 03:28:10 PM

Never has the "click to enlarge" link filled me with such dread.

cefm		2009-03-31 03:28:38 PM

Damn. Meth is a powerful drug.

JimmySlicings		2009-03-31 03:29:09 PM

THAT was not funny....

........ ok, maybe it was.

Space_Fetus		2009-03-31 03:29:29 PM

BobNesta420		2009-03-31 03:29:43 PM

Maybe it was a misunderstanding. Maybe he was the one who asked her to beat him in the shower, but she just wasn't familiar with the terminology?

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wxgeek		2009-03-31 03:30:01 PM

MaxxLarge: I'll bet she's a serious prize,
For cheating affairs to arise.
I guess I can click,
And peek at this chick.
How bad can she JESUS, MY EYES

Amazing. :D

Dark Overlord		2009-03-31 03:30:01 PM

Really a credit to the "Florida" tag. She's even told the arresting officer she's out for revenge not only for cheating but having her arrested.

/would not hit it

cryinoutloud		2009-03-31 03:30:02 PM

GAT_00: MaxxLarge: I'll bet she's a serious prize,
For cheating affairs to arise.
I guess I can click,
And peek at this chick.
How bad can she JESUS, MY EYES

Fine, if I'm going to award you the Fark Poet Laureate title, I need some kind of replacement for Pocket Ninja. I am open to suggestions.

Pocket Ninja is not a poet. You can give him the Fark Fine Fonics Award and MaxxLarge can be the poet.

wage0048		2009-03-31 03:30:32 PM

theorellior: GAT_00: I need some kind of replacement for Pocket Ninja.

No one can replace Pocket Ninja.

WTF happened to Pocked Ninja?

Coiled Hot 1		2009-03-31 03:31:10 PM

MaxxLarge: I'll bet she's a serious prize,
For cheating affairs to arise.
I guess I can click,
And peek at this chick.
How bad can she JESUS, MY EYES

I would also like to add my kudos to you sir. Consistantly awesome. You must not get much else done during the day.

Ikaru		2009-03-31 03:33:14 PM

wage0048: theorellior: GAT_00: I need some kind of replacement for Pocket Ninja.

No one can replace Pocket Ninja.

WTF happened to Pocked Ninja?

THIS. WTF? EVERYBODY PANIC!

URAPNIS		2009-03-31 03:33:55 PM

What a 37 year old woman might look like.

/Why I prefer to date women younger than me.

zelet		2009-03-31 03:34:40 PM

OMFG! Pocket Ninja died! When did this happen?!

Coeriv		2009-03-31 03:34:57 PM

wage0048: theorellior: GAT_00: I need some kind of replacement for Pocket Ninja.

No one can replace Pocket Ninja.

WTF happened to Pocked Ninja?

With all due respect, when a ninja goes missing, can you really question it?

docbenspock		2009-03-31 03:35:01 PM

MaxxLarge: I'll bet she's a serious prize,
For cheating affairs to arise.
I guess I can click,
And peek at this chick.
How bad can she JESUS, MY EYES

aaaannnddd favourited!

robohobo		2009-03-31 03:36:03 PM

Anyone else just about to turn 30 and freaking the frak out? Or any stories from someone's almost 30 period? I am NOT dealing with it well.

/threadjack. i just did it.

Pair-o-Dice		2009-03-31 03:36:26 PM

*Click to enlarge*

How about NO!

/37? She's been rode hard and put away wet

unchellmatt		2009-03-31 03:36:27 PM

URAPNIS: "What a 37 year old woman might look like.

/Why I prefer to date women younger than me."

Sure, one rode hard and put away wet. I'm 40, and so is my GF, and the chick in that picture looks a good 10 years older than me, and 20 older than the missus. Granted, SWMBO actually you know... Bathes.