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(The Age)   Michael Jackson documentaries top watched programs in Australia   ( divider line
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2003-02-05 03:03:35 PM  
Does anyone have any idea how I can get a VHS copy (or even an MPEG or AVI) of this?

I looked on kazaa and nothing yet....
2003-02-05 03:15:40 PM  
Oops... nevermind... its airing in the US this friday, for everyone's information:

see this...
2003-02-05 03:21:39 PM  
If Michael Jackson and Anna Nicole ever made a TV show together, I am a firm believer the world would stop spinning and everyone would be ejected into space.

/uh, why am i using this / crap?
2003-02-05 04:57:06 PM  
"Michael Jackson" is Australian for "child farker."
2003-02-05 06:46:03 PM  
I think its funny how we can look at him when he was in the Jackson 5 and see him now and he still has the stones to deny plastic surgery.
Disease my ass.

On second thought the disease is him!!!
2003-02-05 06:46:07 PM  
"Oz" and "Down Under" jokes ensue....
2003-02-05 06:47:27 PM  
"Watch as the white woman, Michael Jackson, puts on it's decorative peice, the prosthetic nose, and shoos the young boy out of his room..."
2003-02-05 06:48:27 PM  
Michael has put more shrimps on his barbie than we'll ever know.
2003-02-05 06:49:19 PM  
ok...I CANT resist:

"Steve Erwin here! Today we're lookin at the AWESOME pop-beast of North America! This bugger has the amazing ability to actually CHANGE HIS OWN RACE after adulthood!

Scientists say that his nose is made entirely of a plastic compound! There is no cartilige in his nose at all!

Look, there's one now! Look at the way he DANGLES his young over a height up over FIFTY FEET! WOW!!

Now his entourage won't let us get much closer, so we have to be reaaall quiet.. shhhhhhh!!! "
2003-02-05 06:49:25 PM  
Geez, this is an MJ bashing zone today.
2003-02-05 06:52:15 PM  
They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it

You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it

They're out to get you, better leave while you can
Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it
2003-02-05 06:52:45 PM  
He's known as "The Man Who Used to be Black"?
2003-02-05 06:53:20 PM  
Ah, reality tv? Hmmm, I might want to watch Fox's "Who Wants to Marry Michael Jackson" just to see who'd show up.
2003-02-05 06:55:58 PM  
Michael Jackson is mentally ill! Because he was part of the gravy train for his parents they did not get him treatment. Now as a wealthy adult surounded by sycophants, unless he does something to seriously harm himself or another, he is beyond help.
2003-02-05 06:56:00 PM  
i watched about 20 minutes of this when it was on here in sunny England. I would definitely recommend sucking back a couple of pints and watching it-- the pathos of that nutbag is fascinating to watch-- he's completely off his trolley.

i cannot believe i just used that phrase.
2003-02-05 06:57:08 PM  
Hi my name is Michael and I only sleep with young children and feed then hot milk and cookies and of course I never had plastic surgery done in my life... How can I forget that I want everyone to know that I want to live forever....
2003-02-05 06:59:14 PM  
20/20 on ABC at 9PM Friday MST.

Be there! If you're not, you better be dead, or in jail. And if you're in jail, BREAK OUT!
2003-02-05 07:01:11 PM  
Don't blame me! I am innocent of watching it. I wouldn't sink that low.
I was drinking bourbon and watching my Red Dwarf DVD.
2003-02-05 07:02:54 PM  
forget having all your frends die around you if you live for ever look who you would have to put up with for all eternity!
2003-02-05 07:05:30 PM  
I have to admit to watching this. It made me laugh more than Jackass. Until I stopped laughing in utter amazement and horror at the lies that came out.
He's a pasty clown of doom.
He deserves to have everything taken away from him. He thinks he's the reborn Jesus and that he's curing the world.
Watching this lump of scary-bones lie, deceive and manipulate things to his advantage sickened me. He has the gall to think he's Jesus, [whoever the hell Jesus is] then go to Vegas and waste millions of dollars on what can only be described as utter decorative crap for one of his many manions in less than an hour, and play games all day holed up in a room with a bunch of wax mannequins.
He's a freak. Plain and simple. and a treacherous, lying one at that. Contradicting himself all over the place and using innocent children for his own advantages.
2003-02-05 07:06:53 PM  
errr.... that came out extremely melodramatic.
*skulks away*

sorry about that kids.
2003-02-05 07:10:43 PM  
I always think of him as kind of a Dr. Phibes type. Only not as sane.
2003-02-05 07:12:33 PM  
Monkeyeatingchicks - Don't worry, I think it was worth it for "pasty clown of doom".
2003-02-05 07:17:06 PM  
And Jesus tap-dancing Christ, who wants to drink warm milk with cookies? I drink that shiat ice cold, or I don't drink it at all.
2003-02-05 07:17:29 PM  
Now everyone knows he's a liar with his denile of never having plastic surgery.
2003-02-05 07:23:50 PM  
i was reading something in the paper this morning that was saying that he admitted to 2 nose surgeries to improve his breathing so he could hit high notes better. then he supposedly admitted to sleeping in the same bed with macauley caukin (however you spell his name!) and his brother. reading this the first thing in the morning- i nearly choked on my coffee!
2003-02-05 07:25:52 PM  
He calls the wee one:

2003-02-05 07:31:32 PM  
I can't wait to see this train wreck...followed by Conan O'Biran jokes...

I feel so dirty...
2003-02-05 07:51:14 PM  
This documentary made front page news in one of our trashy newspapers.

The Daily Telegraph
2003-02-05 07:53:29 PM  
2003-02-05 07:53:50 PM  
ChuckRoddy: Oh crap! I can totally see this happening! Thanks for the laugh!

2003-02-05 07:56:20 PM  
Yeah I watched this, it was very amusing
2003-02-05 07:56:53 PM  
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Sorry about that last post. I farked up the picture deal.
2003-02-05 07:57:52 PM  
why the hell are people like Michael Jackson allowed to walk around free. if there ever was a time for the Running Game show now is it.
2003-02-05 08:08:30 PM  
Calling all vigilantes.
Someone please stop this sicko. And stop the farked up parents for letting their kids sleep in that Jacko's room.
2003-02-05 08:13:37 PM  
I swear he looks like he was dipped in bleach not once but several times.
2003-02-05 08:50:10 PM  
Now ladies and gentleman... Leave it to Wacko!
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2003-02-05 09:43:31 PM  
I understand that some of the media are calling this show "the longest suicide ever". . .
2003-02-05 09:55:18 PM  
The first half of the documentary (where we see him dance and climb trees) left me thinking 'Ho-ho, crazy old Michael Jackson, what an eccentric!'
The second half (where we see him dangle a child over a balcony, jiggle the same, veiled child frantically on his lap whilst attempting to feed him, take his masked children to the zoo where they were nearly killed during the frenzy, and admit to sleeping with (in a non sexual sense, he says) young children) left me thinking '...'

He's one seriously farked up individual.

(P.S: Pasty Clown of Doom would be the best Screenname ever)
2003-02-05 09:57:39 PM  
Drexcia, it's a Merdoch paper; trash goes without saying.
2003-02-05 10:07:12 PM  
im a very popular man
2003-02-05 10:26:40 PM  
Ever notice that this sick piece of sh|t says he "loves children," but he only seems to invite young boys, never girls, to "spend the night" with him. . .
2003-02-05 10:28:14 PM  
Uhhh. . .I am NOT implying that he should invite *any* kid to spend the night with him. . .or be with him whatsoever, for that matter. . .
2003-02-05 10:35:49 PM  
Yeah right, Fenderhead! Tell me, did you click on the above article in order to conduct "research" for your "book"? (j/k)
2003-02-06 12:16:01 AM  
I've heard the Documentary being described "as the longest suicide note in history"
2003-02-06 02:23:18 AM  
these aussies have nothing better to watch except for the croc hunter
2003-02-06 03:32:25 AM  
I watched it.

The bit that kind of smmed it up for me was when he was wandering around Neverland with Bashir.(the guy interviewing him) All the fun fair rides were in full flow spinning around etc etc, but not a soul was on one of the rides. Just reminded me of that old 'lights are on but nobody's home' although in his case I'm not even sure whether the lightbulbs are actually screwed in tight.
2003-02-06 10:42:07 AM  
I certainly can't add to these comments. Totally agree.

Just wanted to correct something so you won't miss the show. It is on tonight (Thursday) at 8 EST.

Not sure if I have the stomach to watch it.

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