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(NYPost)   Bill Clinton was a CIA spy whose girlfriend turned into a radical lesbian   (pagesix.com) divider line 128
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2003-02-05 11:21:41 AM
The Spy Who Gagged Me.
 
TJ
2003-02-05 11:22:03 AM
the NYPOST at pagesix?
 
2003-02-05 11:22:05 AM
Confessions of a Dangerous Cigar.
 
2003-02-05 11:22:59 AM
* * * CLINTON WAS TO STUPID TO BE ELIGABLE * * *

-Just didn't didn't give her enough Wang I guess which is quite stange for him.
 
2003-02-05 11:23:10 AM
Wasn't this the same newspaper that had the headline, "Headless Torso Found In Topless Bar"?
 
UES
2003-02-05 11:23:48 AM
In a shocking development, a well-known, vocal Clinton-hater slanders Clinton in the NY Post, a Clinton-hating newspaper.

Bill Clinton, superspy- twice the women, none of the gadgets.
 
2003-02-05 11:24:00 AM
should be an 'obvious' tag.
 
2003-02-05 11:24:04 AM
In other news (real news, that is), old Powell is sealing Saddam Hussein's fate in front of the UN.

Looks like war.
 
2003-02-05 11:24:23 AM
NEWSFLASH
Clinton isn't the President anymore. Please move on.
 
2003-02-05 11:24:25 AM
I *KNEW* IT
 
2003-02-05 11:24:54 AM
So one of us was doing something wrong, or right.

Really? You think?
 
2003-02-05 11:24:55 AM
Oh THIS won't create a flame war...
 
2003-02-05 11:25:22 AM
God bless that Slick Willy. Even out of office, he still brings it.
 
2003-02-05 11:25:54 AM
Of course our current president has stayed FAR FAR away from the CIA for his entire life.

Heh.

(for those of you scratching your heads and saying whaa???- take a look at shrub's daddy's resume)
 
2003-02-05 11:27:28 AM
In other news (real news, that is), old Powell is sealing Saddam Hussein's fate in front of the UN.

No doubt. I suppose there's a thread on TotalFark about it already. Powell is an excellent speaker making an outstanding presentation. This is history, along the lines of the 1962 presentation regarding Cuba.
 
2003-02-05 11:30:32 AM
I had every reason to think that Clinton was a creep and a phony.

Nice to see Bubba hasn't changed a bit over the years.
 
2003-02-05 11:31:14 AM
You know it's a hard hitting news story when it starts out with the words, "Puffy Faced Polemicist" and ends up with information on the Rolling Stones.
 
2003-02-05 11:31:53 AM
Wow.
This guy MUST be a Farker.

Granted his comments have been through a journalistic hack job, but dear me, what a bunch of baseless muck-raking.

yeeesh.
 
2003-02-05 11:32:37 AM
Sorry Hitch, there's about 20 blonde, female Clinton-bashers ahead of you in the will-say-anything-for-a-little-column-space line. We will keep your hissy fit on file and will contact you should the need arise. Thank You for playing.
 
2003-02-05 11:32:42 AM
Ummm...
 
2003-02-05 11:34:50 AM
02-05-03 11:22:59 AM ToeKutter
* * * CLINTON WAS TO STUPID TO BE ELIGABLE * * *


And his bad spelling made him far too ineligible.
 
2003-02-05 11:35:35 AM
So can we look forward to thereturn of the Gong Show with Bill Clinton as host?
 
2003-02-05 11:35:40 AM
Clinton got a blowjob.
 
2003-02-05 11:36:19 AM
Holy Balancing Sheep on a tight rope somewhere in northern Mongolia!

If the Bush Admin are not considering France, Germany. Spain and Portugal as Allies, they are Hell bent on controlling the oil in that region. its all about the Benjamins baby.

More propaganda on tv live now.

/and i am beautiful.
 
2003-02-05 11:36:39 AM
GIS for "radical lesbian"


Poor guy.
 
2003-02-05 11:37:13 AM
He should date Ann Coulter. The level of political discourse seems about right.
 
2003-02-05 11:38:18 AM
I think if this was true, we would have heard about it much sooner. He definitely would have used this line to try to score with yet another ugly girl. "C'mon baby, I'm in the CIA ". Works every time.
 
2003-02-05 11:38:23 AM
Any here I though most of us were in IT. I guess SOME of us are English Teachers..

/Get a Life.
 
2003-02-05 11:38:57 AM
Hmm, something wrong with my browser. I keep pulling up an UNLIKELY tag with this headline.
 
2003-02-05 11:39:00 AM
I remember way back when Clinton was President..

The economy was so good back then homeless people

would offer you jobs...
 
2003-02-05 11:39:43 AM
Bill Clinton was a CIA spy whose girlfriend turned into a radical lesbian

Then he married her.
 
2003-02-05 11:39:43 AM
raise awareness about global warming? oh he must have read Al Gore's book. "let's take data from the past 50 yrs and call it a disturbing trend in earth's climate." Guess what? EARTH CHANGES!! It's been chaning for billions of years and will continue to change. CO2 levels are about the lowest the planet has ever seen. I know humans have had some effect of the atmosphere but for the most part when people talk about global warming and the atmostphere they have no freakin idea what they're talking about. And by the way taking a private jet everywhere you go isn't the most eco-friendly way to travel.
 
2003-02-05 11:41:00 AM
Gist of story, as I read it:

Clinton was banging my girlfriend while we were going to Oxford, so he must have been the anonymous jerk that narced out our anti-war rally plans to the CIA. Oh, and that girlfiend won't return my calls now, so she must be a lesbian.
 
2003-02-05 11:41:47 AM
02-05-03 11:38:23 AM ToeKutter Any here I though most of us were in IT. I guess SOME of us are English Teachers..

Good god man, are you drunk? Or are you really that stupid?
 
2003-02-05 11:41:54 AM
"[Bleep] them. I really mean it. I have nothing but contempt for them. We are risking people's lives, and all they can be is flippant . . . The thought of these people in power frightens me."


I LOVE it! True story or not, I love this guys view of Hillary. I'm an old school man who doesn't believe in striking a woman under any circumstances. But that value is sorely tested every time that beotch opens her trap. She tops my short list of, "Women I'd Like to Donkey-punch and/or Dirty Sanchez While Recording on Webcam."
 
2003-02-05 11:42:22 AM
"The intellectual level of the current administration is much higher than the previous administration."

Oh.

My.

God.

Well, when you sip the rightwingers' Kool-Aid, some people shotgun.

Later.

RJS
 
2003-02-05 11:42:42 AM
Girlfriend = radical lesbian?
I thought it was:
Wife = radical lesbian

And I have a hard time saying wife and not chuckling. Sort of like using that word when talking about Michael Jackson.
 
2003-02-05 11:42:47 AM
No, ToeKutter, I'm not an English teacher.

I just thought it was ironic that you'd make two spelling mistakes in the sentence you wrote declaring that Rhodes scholar Bill Clinton was too stupid to be eligible for the CIA.

It kind of destroys the credibility of the statement.
 
2003-02-05 11:42:48 AM
Too stupid to spell 'eligible', too.
 
2003-02-05 11:43:17 AM
Wait - I thought he was a Russian spy. You know, the whole "unexplained trip to eastern European country" thing, tied with the lack of so many of his staff to get security clearances....

Of course, Hillary was supposed to be his "handler".
 
2003-02-05 11:44:12 AM
I tried to bold tag the second "i" in eligible, but it didn't work. I'll try again.
 
2003-02-05 11:45:04 AM
Have a big ole' cup of STFU and move on. I'll pick up that dictionary at some point :-)
 
2003-02-05 11:47:29 AM
I liked Hitchens when he was a liberal. I like him now that he's a conservative.
 
2003-02-05 11:49:24 AM
02-05-03 11:45:04 AM ToeKutter
Have a big ole' cup of STFU and move on. I'll pick up that dictionary at some point :-)


How about you take your own advice Kutter?
I swear fark would be perfect if it didn't seem to attract the backwash of the internet. Oh well.
 
2003-02-05 11:49:29 AM
02-05-03 11:39:43 AM K-tree
raise awareness about global warming? oh he must have read Al Gore's book. "let's take data from the past 50 yrs and call it a disturbing trend in earth's climate." Guess what? EARTH CHANGES!! It's been chaning for billions of years and will continue to change. CO2 levels are about the lowest the planet has ever seen. I know humans have had some effect of the atmosphere but for the most part when people talk about global warming and the atmostphere they have no freakin idea what they're talking about.


--->NEITHER DO YOU, TOUCH-HOLE. Why not check out some NOAA reports on the issue, and let the geology speak for itself. Global Warming is an indisputable fact. It is the CAUSE that is the question - and it's not much of a question accoring to these scientists.
 
2003-02-05 11:53:09 AM
OMG! Some of you need a life. FATHERG”” – I choose to spell the nic like that. I know your ignorant ass doesn’t even know the reference, and I don’t care. As for the “backwash”, hardly peon. I probably make 3x your salary so K.M.A. Get a freekin’ life.
 
2003-02-05 11:56:26 AM
Meanwhile, Hitchens says he and the former prez "had a girlfriend in common" at the time - although he didn't know it then - "who's since become a radical lesbian. So one of us was doing something wrong, or right."

Mr Hitchens, I'm pretty darn sure your smaller than average penis and over inflated ego helped this nameless woman take that left hand turn.


Sheesh....the neo-cons just can't let go of Clintons dick.
 
2003-02-05 11:58:19 AM
ToeKutter: You are living proof that Fark needs a KillFilter.
 
2003-02-05 11:59:02 AM
I'm pretty sure GOP membership now includes a mailed membership-kit including super-caffeinated coffee, a lifetime supply of LSD, and a tin-foil hat.
 
2003-02-05 12:02:18 PM
SO, Fark just need a SpellCheck :-)
 
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