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kingfish2004		2009-03-29 10:38:02 PM

Just why the hell ARE we feeding this jackass?????
Let him die very slowly and VERY painfully

HappyLittleTree		2009-03-29 10:38:45 PM

strukt99: ADHD Librarian: Whine whine whine, yeah it is OK to complain about your religion being persecuted now, but when you are bombing innocent people? Where is your muslim God then? These farking arabs should all be rounded up and shot now.
Yet they complain and now your saviour Obama (hussein) is closing gitmo and letting all these guys loose on us again.
If he won't eat pork, he can starve he don't need no speecial treatment now. Lets look after reel Americans not these guys.

Are you really that stupid?

He's not serious.

Big_Doofus		2009-03-29 10:40:09 PM

syzygy whizz		2009-03-29 10:42:43 PM

RTFA...
OK, lemme see if I've got this.

Blowing up a building, killing both adults and children: OK

Having to eat processed and 'non-organic' food in while in prison for blowing up said building and killing said people: A SIN AGAINST GOD.

Is it just me, or does somebody seem to have a problem with priorities here?

And just for the record...one doesn't need to have sortabrown skin or wear unusual headgear to be a terrorist.

Terrorism is in the actions, not the dress code, 'K?

HappyLittleTree		2009-03-29 10:44:07 PM

Big_Doofus: strukt99: ADHD Librarian: Whine whine whine, yeah it is OK to complain about your religion being persecuted now, but when you are bombing innocent people? Where is your muslim God then? These farking arabs should all be rounded up and shot now.
Yet they complain and now your saviour Obama (hussein) is closing gitmo and letting all these guys loose on us again.
If he won't eat pork, he can starve he don't need no speecial treatment now. Lets look after reel Americans not these guys.

Are you really that stupid?

Nobody is that dumb. That is either a really bad troll or a joke or something....

1. He is a librarian so I assume he is well read and can actually spell, two things his post does not reflect.

2. He is not from America so I doubt he would say something like "lets look after reel Americans." That's something Randy from South park would say.

/der takin' our yobs!

strukt99		2009-03-29 10:46:57 PM

tkrjorbs

peachpicker		2009-03-29 10:47:51 PM

I'm sure he can get a daily supply of fresh, raw protein shakes in prison, they just need to alter his feeding schedule a little bit...

onemanarmy80		2009-03-29 10:49:26 PM

Isn't he in Supermax? Don't they have 23 1/2 hours of solitary confinement and no interaction with other prisoners? And windows that can only see the sky to make people go crazy?

It_Really_Does_Glisten		2009-03-29 10:50:26 PM

cedarpark		2009-03-29 10:52:47 PM

He wrote that he is forced to sin against God by eating refined foods that destroy, "His holy temple ... my body."

Dear Mr. Nichols,

I would ask that you stop comparing your miserable mug to my best creations. Angelina Jolie. Now HER body is a temple. Yours, not so much.

Sincerly,
God

Gyrfalcon		2009-03-29 10:54:50 PM

Dear Mr. Nichols:
We have reviewed your complaint. Upon review, we find the following:

1. You got a good enough deal out of getting a life sentence and not the death penalty like your co-conspirator Mr. McVeigh, who is roasting in Hell as we speak.

2. You're already costing the taxpayers enough with keeping your ass safe and protected in Federal Protective Custody 24/7 as it is.

3. We're busy processing people with real problems, like the not guilty, not murdering, not conspiratorial American citizens who got caught up in the post-9/11 dragnet. You, by contrast, are a guilty, murdering, conspiring son-of-a-whore who's only a citizen by default.

4. Eat your bologna and white bread and STFU.

strukt99		2009-03-29 10:55:26 PM

It_Really_Does_Glisten; ADHD Librarian
shopping.hobidas.com

What they may look like.

/hot like the hair

sunlion		2009-03-29 10:57:18 PM

Bush didn't pardon him? Weird.

Bathia_Mapes		2009-03-29 10:59:21 PM

onemanarmy80: Isn't he in Supermax? Don't they have 23 1/2 hours of solitary confinement and no interaction with other prisoners? And windows that can only see the sky to make people go crazy?

Yep, he's at ADX in Florence, Colorado.

Red Shirt Blues		2009-03-29 11:00:01 PM

basemetal: Hey Terry,

Thank you sir. Thank you for adding to my clown fears and night terrors.

glassa		2009-03-29 11:00:10 PM

electronicmaji: Remember guys, he was just responding to Obama; so its A-OK by Republicans.

lolwhut?

Bathia_Mapes		2009-03-29 11:01:24 PM

glassa		2009-03-29 11:03:34 PM

Looks like a lot of anti-death penalty people are actually FOR the death penalty in his case.

I'm on the fence. Letting him live extends his misery in solitary confinement. Fun to know he's not enjoying life and probably wishes for death.

stuffy		2009-03-29 11:03:58 PM

Just be glad theres no glass in it and STFU

mab1823		2009-03-29 11:27:16 PM

cowsspinach: I remember that day. I was suppose to go on a field trip that day which was near the federal building. Damn you Terry!

I remember that day, too. Freshman year. My window in the dorm faced north, and I SWEAR I heard a loud "pop" when the bomb exploded.

zefal		2009-03-29 11:30:49 PM

sunlion: Bush didn't pardon him? Weird.

He didn't payoff the Clintons so that they would ~~Bush didn't~~ pardon him? Weird.

/FTFY

cowsspinach		2009-03-29 11:39:41 PM

mab1823: cowsspinach: I remember that day. I was suppose to go on a field trip that day which was near the federal building. Damn you Terry!

I remember that day, too. Freshman year. My window in the dorm faced north, and I SWEAR I heard a loud "pop" when the bomb exploded.

How old are you? I was in the 4th grade, you can't be that much older than me.

we_hates		2009-03-29 11:40:56 PM

glassa: Looks like a lot of anti-death penalty people are actually FOR the death penalty in his case.

I think it shows how randomly and haphazardly the death penalty is applied, which is one of the main reasons I'm opposed to it.

Nimitz		2009-03-29 11:46:11 PM

Hey Terry, ask the people whos names are inscribed on these chairs about your menu.
He should be fed the same thing every meal for the rest of his life. COLD!

Almost 14 years now and I still get choked up walking through the place.

essucht		2009-03-30 12:01:48 AM

Apparently he follows the news from Club Gitmo.

stopsocialism.files.wordpress.com

/Will he get welfare when released also?

Braindeath		2009-03-30 12:06:25 AM

D2T: The Small Violin Symphony warms up as Oklahoma City bomber Terry Nichols complains about his food in prison

I have a complaint about it too. It's not rat poison.

I came here to say that I also had a compliant about his food, that it does not contain arsenic, but I was beaten to it.

Also, what religion requires you to eat organic foods, I haven't heard this one yet.

toonz		2009-03-30 12:31:14 AM

GoldDude: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let me get this straight. We're actually feeding this guy?

yeah... his eyes followed the balloon.

Dicky B		2009-03-30 12:32:54 AM

Well, whatcha do is, get whole-grain organic food for the *rest* of the prisoners. After he hears about this, he'll scream and beg to be put in general population.

/the rest sorts itself out

gruelurks		2009-03-30 12:33:37 AM

Constitutional religious rights should be abolished in prison. Who gives a fark what your bogeyman dictates, you should suffer according to those who write the laws and hand down the sentence. Muslim, Christian, Jew, FSM be damned, eat a bowl of dick and write a book about your tribulation

veritas_aeternitas		2009-03-30 12:45:37 AM

Just came to applaud the headline. All other necessary comments have been taken care of by the thread. Good work, guys.

/symphony player

lohphat		2009-03-30 01:00:38 AM

How about a .45 caliber just dessert?

Royal Vodak		2009-03-30 01:28:39 AM

electronicmaji: Remember guys, he was just responding to Obama; so its A-OK by Republicans.

Here's a nice pic of you (and the prisoner in question) worthy of framing. Enjoy.

i238.photobucket.com

theBigBigEye		2009-03-30 01:32:32 AM

ADHD Librarian: Whine whine whine, yeah it is OK to complain about your religion being persecuted now, but when you are bombing innocent people? Where is your muslim God then? These farking arabs should all be rounded up and shot now.
Yet they complain and now your saviour Obama (hussein) is closing gitmo and letting all these guys loose on us again.
If he won't eat pork, he can starve he don't need no speecial treatment now. Lets look after reel Americans not these guys.

I'd normally give a 2/10, but I'll up it to 3/10 since you got more than two hits, though they actually realize your trollicious intentions. I've done better trolling than that.

Oh, and it helps to never use the words "savior" and "Obama" together in an eccentrically written post like yours.

bibitte		2009-03-30 01:43:10 AM

maybe they should pass this clown on to sheriff Joe Arpaio... not only would he look absolutely fabulous in his pink undies, the others might just appreciate some 'fresh' meat...

Farktastic		2009-03-30 02:24:07 AM

This asshat wants more organic, whole wheat food and wheat germ supplements?

Fine. Make his monthly rations a 50 pound bag of wheat kernels. Then he can shut the hell up and it will cost the prison maybe $20 for the month. It doesn't get much more whole wheat then that.

angrygrizzly		2009-03-30 02:27:54 AM

cedarpark: Angelina Jolie. Now HER body is a temple. Yours, not so much.

Sincerely,
God

Dear Lord, there's a lot of graffiti on the temple walls.

eharac		2009-03-30 02:49:35 AM

I am only for the death penalty for a very few people:

Child molesters
People who blow up stuff and kill lots of people
People that participate in genocide

Since Mr. Nichols did get a life sentence, that means he we will not be released back into society. True justice will not be served.

*sigh*

Yamaneko2		2009-03-30 02:54:47 AM

I wondered what they feed him over there.

Here's a link to a Federal prison menu: Link

From that link, here is a sample from FMC Devens. It would make my mouth water, except that the ingredients for the meal cost less than $1.00/person.

Monday evening:

Navy bean soup
Tuna casserole
Steamed carrots
Cucumber and onion salad
White or wheat bread
Margarine patties
Yellow cake with chocolate frosting OR 1 piece of fresh fruit
1% milk
"Beverage bar" (can of pop, generic)

For entertainment, the Yamaneko Concerto in B minor for tiny violin and dentist drill.

Bathia_Mapes		2009-03-30 03:01:45 AM

essucht: Apparently he follows the news from Club Gitmo.

/Will he get welfare when released also?

If you mean Terry Nichols, he was sentenced to life in prison without a possibility of parole. He's also housed in the supermax prison, ADX. There are a whole bunch of other well known inmates at ADX too.

Bathia_Mapes		2009-03-30 03:13:04 AM

Here's what a typical cell looks like at ADX.

The shower is on a timer so the inmate can't cause a flood.
The toilet automatically shuts down if it gets plugged.
The "furniture" is poured concrete.
The prisoner can only see the sky & the roof through the small window opening, which prevents him from knowing his specific location within the prison.
Most prisoners have contact with only prison staff and don't interact with other prisoners.
They can earn privileges like a small TV, but they're only allowed to watch recreational, educational and religious programs.
Most prisoners are kept in their cell in solitary confinement for 23 hours a day. Their free hour is spent exercising alone in a separate concrete chamber.

eharac		2009-03-30 03:59:28 AM

Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
Here's what a typical cell looks like at ADX.

Looks better than my collage dorm room. Come to think of it, so does the menu.

SirEattonHogg		2009-03-30 06:29:40 AM

I'm cool with him rotting for life in Supermax. If he got the death penalty, he'd have something to look forward to.

Jamieboy		2009-03-30 06:41:53 AM

Mentat: If you ever get a chance to go to the OKC museum, do so. It's sobering.

It is indeed.

Remember in "I Claudius" when Claudius' mother locks up his sister and starves her to death for her role in the murder of her husband? Brick up his cell and forget about it.

Harry Freakstorm		2009-03-30 07:35:39 AM

Braindeath
Also, what religion requires you to eat organic foods, I haven't heard this one yet.

Some Pentecostals believe the body is the temple of God and you can't do any bad to it. Smoking, drinking coffee and alcohol are all no noes. And don't get me started on the women wearing skirts down to their ankles yet the very same skirt having a french cut visual panty line.

Here is a website: http://www.mybodyhistemple.com/
Sorry. I only perused it and now I have to go visit the junk food vending machine.

Also, some Mormons go this route too.

Althogar		2009-03-30 09:30:40 AM

jdcgonzalez		2009-03-30 09:36:27 AM

ADHD Librarian: Whine whine whine, yeah it is OK to complain about your religion being persecuted now, but when you are bombing innocent people? Where is your muslim God then? These farking arabs should all be rounded up and shot now.
Yet they complain and now your saviour Obama (hussein) is closing gitmo and letting all these guys loose on us again.
If he won't eat pork, he can starve he don't need no speecial treatment now. Lets look after reel Americans not these guys.

7/10. Should have included something about how awesome Jesus is.

/you do get a standing slow clap, though

theBigBigEye		2009-03-30 10:41:15 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Here's what a typical cell looks like at ADX.

The shower is on a timer so the inmate can't cause a flood.
The toilet automatically shuts down if it gets plugged.
The "furniture" is poured concrete.
The prisoner can only see the sky & the roof through the small window opening, which prevents him from knowing his specific location within the prison.
Most prisoners have contact with only prison staff and don't interact with other prisoners.
They can earn privileges like a small TV, but they're only allowed to watch recreational, educational and religious programs.
Most prisoners are kept in their cell in solitary confinement for 23 hours a day. Their free hour is spent exercising alone in a separate concrete chamber.

Woah, dude. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's going to go smackfark insane in due time, if he hasn't already.

/Good.

Duke_leto_Atredes		2009-03-30 12:11:00 PM

cedarpark: He wrote that he is forced to sin against God by eating refined foods that destroy, "His holy temple ... my body."

Dear Mr. Nichols,

I would ask that you stop comparing your miserable mug to my best creations. Angelina Jolie. Now HER body is a temple. Yours, not so much.

Sincerly,
God

Can I get an AMEN!

Oldiron_79		2009-03-30 12:39:28 PM

If he wasn't innocent I wouldn't have a problem. Everyone knows Janet Reno and Bill Clinton had the OKC federal building blown up so they could crack down on militia groups with less friction.

FlyingJ		2009-03-30 12:43:47 PM

After the Jayna Davis book I'm sure neither of those cretins have told all they knew, or in Terry's case, know-& not the tinfoil stuff either

/the OKC gardener who worked foodservice at Logan on 9/11 begs a lot of questions

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