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(Denver Channel)   The Small Violin Symphony warms up as Oklahoma City bomber Terry Nichols complains about his food in prison   (thedenverchannel.com ) divider line
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2009-03-29 06:22:28 PM  
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2009-03-29 06:32:28 PM  
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2009-03-29 06:45:45 PM  
The Small Violin Symphony warms up as Oklahoma City bomber Terry Nichols complains about his food in prison

I have a complaint about it too. It's not rat poison.
 
2009-03-29 06:48:08 PM  
Hmmm... killing 168 people, including babies, is *not* sinning against God, but eating white bread and bologna is?

Gotcha.

So instead, how 'bout you chow down on an industrial sized BOD you baby killing terrorist. If there was justice to be found on earth, you would have DIAF years ago.
 
2009-03-29 06:48:13 PM  

Hey Terry,

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2009-03-29 06:51:17 PM  
I'll be happy to bake some extra-special whole-grain bread for him.
 
2009-03-29 07:11:04 PM  
FTFA: He also complained that prison employees have discriminated against him. He wrote that he has been stereotyped by the Bureau of Prisons, the court and the media as being a terrorist.

"Mr. Nichols is not a terrorist," he wrote.


When you're convicted of conspiracy to use a weapon of mass destruction, that pretty much makes you a terrorist by definition. As much as I'm sure he'd rather everyone refer to him as a "freedom fighter" or some such, nobody but him and a few of his militia buddies believe that.
 
2009-03-29 08:27:57 PM  
"Mr. Nichols is not a terrorist," he wrote.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2009-03-29 08:47:21 PM  
Nichols "is compelled to consume daily those unhealthy dead and refined foods that are abhorrent to plaintiff's sincerely held religious beliefs causing him physical, mental and spiritual torment, and to sin against God."

Well, then, for the sake of your soul, Terry, stop eating!

Is being force-fed through a tube a sin?
 
2009-03-29 09:49:35 PM  
Perhaps instead of "unhealthy dead and refined" foods, it might be arranged for him some to get some fresh live insect larvae?

/mmm... bugz
 
2009-03-29 09:55:26 PM  
If you ever get a chance to go to the OKC museum, do so. It's sobering.
 
2009-03-29 10:00:14 PM  

Mentat: If you ever get a chance to go to the OKC museum, do so. It's sobering.


Egad! Why get all sober all of a sudden?
 
2009-03-29 10:02:47 PM  
Has delicious food which will find in the jail. The cockroach and the nearby prison cell was found frequently like this in the outhouse. If you felt brave, and is an adult you can clip prisoner's finger. If you obtain luckily, you may even be able to capture in a yours cell's mouse, and it eats. He should not have the complaint.
 
2009-03-29 10:03:14 PM  
Come on, it's not as if his requests are not reasonable.

If he hasn't been given a life sentence and is not on death row I don't see why this has to be such a big deal.
 
2009-03-29 10:03:18 PM  
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let me get this straight. We're actually feeding this guy?
 
2009-03-29 10:05:31 PM  
I remember that day. I was suppose to go on a field trip that day which was near the federal building. Damn you Terry!
 
2009-03-29 10:06:01 PM  

GoldDude: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let me get this straight. We're actually feeding this guy?


Yes and not the business end of a .45
 
2009-03-29 10:07:14 PM  
Oh! Well, we sure are sorry for this oversight. Someone get this man some free range organic vegetables on the double!

Shoulda thought about that before you BLEW UP AN OCCUPIED BUILDING.
 
2009-03-29 10:07:14 PM  
Why don't they just give him "The Loaf" - google Punishment Loaf if you want more information on this healthy vegetarian option.

Hey, why not let him get food delivered from the local pizza place?
 
2009-03-29 10:08:10 PM  
If we had a looser death penalty, we wouldn't have issues like this come up.

You killed 100+ people? You get to go to the front of the line.
 
2009-03-29 10:09:23 PM  
By the way, he should be happy that the state of Oklahoma did not electric his ass and but instead sent him to the pen.

In Oklahoma, they love capital punishment.
 
2009-03-29 10:10:05 PM  
Remember guys, he was just responding to Obama; so its A-OK by Republicans.
 
2009-03-29 10:11:08 PM  
they fried McVeigh, why didnt this guy get the death penalty as well? i was just an 9 year old kid when this all happened and i dont remember most the details.
 
2009-03-29 10:12:22 PM  

cowsspinach: By the way, he should be happy that the state of Oklahoma did not electric his ass and but instead sent him to the pen.

In Oklahoma, they love capital punishment.


sadly, yes we do. I am against the death penalty.

that said:

This motherfarker should fry.
 
2009-03-29 10:14:37 PM  

darth_nick23: they fried McVeigh, why didnt this guy get the death penalty as well? i was just an 9 year old kid when this all happened and i dont remember most the details.


Well, then. You seem adequately capable of dealing out death in judgement.
 
2009-03-29 10:17:22 PM  
Crocodilly_Pontifex:

sadly, yes we do. I am against the death penalty.

that said:

This motherfarker should fry.


Why is he nagging? It's prison not a 3 star restaurant.
 
2009-03-29 10:19:46 PM  
The folks in prison are eating better food than some of us... and have the nerve to complain. 3 square meals a day. taxpayer-paid
 
2009-03-29 10:20:09 PM  
Fark him.
 
2009-03-29 10:20:39 PM  
Obvious spam is obvious.

/obontopic: feed it to nichols.
 
2009-03-29 10:21:35 PM  
So, stop feeding him. Problem solved.

Haven't RTFT so I'm probably the 10th person to say this.
 
2009-03-29 10:21:55 PM  

darth_nick23: they fried McVeigh, why didnt this guy get the death penalty as well? i was just an 9 year old kid when this all happened and i dont remember most the details.


Maybe because he didn't set off the bombs, just built them?
 
2009-03-29 10:22:40 PM  

electronicmaji: Come on, it's not as if his requests are not reasonable.

If he hasn't been given a life sentence and is not on death row I don't see why this has to be such a big deal.


It's a big deal cause he's a scum-of-the-earth terrorist that is also a wack-job. He's been found guilty by a jury of his peers... Since he's also a loon as well as an unrepentant killer, let's give him a .50 caliber lobotomy.
 
2009-03-29 10:22:43 PM  
Nichols wants 100 percent whole-grain foods, more fresh raw vegetables and fresh fruit, a wheat bran supplement, and digestive bacteria and enzymes. He wrote that his religious beliefs and requests "are not absurd, unorthodox, nor costly."

I wonder if you can make nutraloaf out of yogurt, wheat bran, apples and raw okra.

Problem solved--you officious little scumbag.
 
2009-03-29 10:24:18 PM  
Why are we still feeding this sorry son of a biatch ANYTHING?
 
2009-03-29 10:24:37 PM  
Strap him to Ol' Sparky,not the new ones,the original that'll take a few minutes to kill him.
 
2009-03-29 10:24:39 PM  
good, let him file it. when he appeals it, that'll be strike 2, and his third frivolous filing means the federal courts won't let him file BS lawsuits like this anymore.

I hope prison is miserable.
 
2009-03-29 10:24:58 PM  

cowsspinach: Crocodilly_Pontifex:

sadly, yes we do. I am against the death penalty.

that said:

This motherfarker should fry.

Why is he nagging? It's prison not a 3 star restaurant.


At least he doesn't want it with fava beans and a nice chianti.
 
2009-03-29 10:25:01 PM  
Well, to be fair, the food probably does suck. Just because he's a terrorist piece of shiat doesn't mean he's lost his sense of taste.

Guess he should have thought of that before he blew a bunch of people up.
 
2009-03-29 10:25:45 PM  
Transfer him to Gitmo. At least he won't be thirsty.
 
2009-03-29 10:27:21 PM  
Perhaps some nice Ammonium Nitrate packets would do. I'll supply the det cord.
 
2009-03-29 10:27:24 PM  

electronicmaji: darth_nick23: they fried McVeigh, why didnt this guy get the death penalty as well? i was just an 9 year old kid when this all happened and i dont remember most the details.

Maybe because he didn't set off the bombs, just built them?


And what a good fella he was! Just like the Nazis that didn't kill the Jews, but only designed the gas chambers at the concentration camps.
 
2009-03-29 10:27:29 PM  
Great, transfer this farking terrorist to Gitmo before they close it down.
 
2009-03-29 10:29:22 PM  
Cut off his balls and feed them to him. Cut his fingers off and feed them to him. Take his shiat and shove it down his throat and let him wash it down with piss. Fark Nichols. Eat a dick.
 
2009-03-29 10:31:20 PM  
If he thinks he has it rough; Professor William Ayers won't be allowed to speak at Boston College. So consider yourself lucky, Terry. There's always a terrorists who has it worse than you do somewhere in this world!
 
2009-03-29 10:31:23 PM  
Whine whine whine, yeah it is OK to complain about your religion being persecuted now, but when you are bombing innocent people? Where is your muslim God then? These farking arabs should all be rounded up and shot now.
Yet they complain and now your saviour Obama (hussein) is closing gitmo and letting all these guys loose on us again.
If he won't eat pork, he can starve he don't need no speecial treatment now. Lets look after reel Americans not these guys.
 
2009-03-29 10:32:15 PM  

ADHD Librarian: Whine whine whine, yeah it is OK to complain about your religion being persecuted now, but when you are bombing innocent people? Where is your muslim God then? These farking arabs should all be rounded up and shot now.
Yet they complain and now your saviour Obama (hussein) is closing gitmo and letting all these guys loose on us again.
If he won't eat pork, he can starve he don't need no speecial treatment now. Lets look after reel Americans not these guys.


Are you really that stupid?
 
2009-03-29 10:34:14 PM  
Words of advice to Terry: Always do your terrorizing from the left that way the media and the democrats will be your apologists. You can't lose. It also helps if you're a jew.
 
2009-03-29 10:35:15 PM  
He's just trolling IRL
 
2009-03-29 10:36:27 PM  

ADHD Librarian: Whine whine whine, yeah it is OK to complain about your religion being persecuted now, but when you are bombing innocent people? Where is your muslim God then? These farking arabs should all be rounded up and shot now.
Yet they complain and now your saviour Obama (hussein) is closing gitmo and letting all these guys loose on us again.
If he won't eat pork, he can starve he don't need no speecial treatment now. Lets look after reel Americans not these guys.


I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

/that was a joke, right?
 
2009-03-29 10:37:13 PM  
Hey, he needs to eat well. It takes a lot outa you getting butt raped daily.
 
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