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(London Times)   Are you still against stem cell research now you know it can produce humungous boobies?   (timesonline.co.uk ) divider line
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2009-03-29 04:10:19 AM  
*sigh* I have humongous boobies, and I still support stem cell research.

/big boobies are overrated
//you don't want to see them - trust me
///slashies!!!!
 
2009-03-29 04:12:04 AM  

thisdaydreamer: you don't want to see them - trust me


I think I'll be the judge of that.
/useless, pictures etc.
 
2009-03-29 04:16:31 AM  

thisdaydreamer: /big boobies are overrated


*Slap's thisdaydreamer across the face*
 
2009-03-29 04:18:49 AM  

thisdaydreamer: //you don't want to see them - trust me


I do-trust me
 
2009-03-29 04:24:46 AM  
To be more specific - you don't want to see my humongous boobies.
 
2009-03-29 04:26:33 AM  

thisdaydreamer: To be more specific - you don't want to see my humongous boobies.


Now thats just teasing
 
2009-03-29 04:28:59 AM  

Glasgowsfinest: Now thats just teasing


I'm fat and ugly, and not that drunk yet. Seriously. My boobies aren't porn boobies and you are far happier imagining them than actually seeing them.
 
2009-03-29 04:35:46 AM  

thisdaydreamer: I'm fat and ugly, and not that drunk yet.



That's too bad. I hope you have more alcohol. :D

I'm just playin, I hate it when people ask to see my giant peenor too.
 
2009-03-29 05:03:10 AM  

the_cnidarian: I'm just playin, I hate it when people ask to see my giant peenor too.


Too much of a pain to dig it out of the sock drawer?
 
2009-03-29 05:05:40 AM  

thisdaydreamer: Seriously. My boobies aren't porn boobies


/bigporn boobies are overrated
 
2009-03-29 05:05:45 AM  

the_cnidarian: thisdaydreamer: I'm fat and ugly, and not that drunk yet.


That's too bad. I hope you have more alcohol. :D

I'm just playin, I hate it when people ask to see my giant peenor too.


Mine is bigger than yours.
 
2009-03-29 05:13:19 AM  
thisdaydreamer is probably correct.

I wish I had only imagined marrying my ex-wife instead of actually marrying her.
 
2009-03-29 06:13:03 AM  

thisdaydreamer: I'm fat and ugly,


And I see your name is Wendy from you profile.


/Umm...are you my ex wife?
 
2009-03-29 06:33:56 AM  

thisdaydreamer: *sigh* I have humongous boobies, and I still support stem cell research.

/big boobies are overrated
//you don't want to see them - trust me
///slashies!!!!


It is obviously possible that you're right, but there's only one way to be certain. Seriously, it's the "initial remark" and you thought none of us would be curious?
 
2009-03-29 07:22:12 AM  

sithon: /Umm...are you my ex wife?


Doubtful. I've never been married.
 
2009-03-29 09:29:04 AM  

thisdaydreamer: *sigh* I have humongous boobies, and I still support stem cell research.

/big boobies are overrated
//you don't want to see them - trust me
///slashies!!!!


This is Fark, so there is a very high probability of this being you:

goodmusicncoolstuff.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-03-29 09:42:40 AM  
I have it on good authority that not one single embryo has ever had huge boobies. This means we really need to concentrate on adult stem cell research...adults like Dolly Pardon.
 
2009-03-29 10:04:49 AM  
I was never against stem cell research; can I get humongous boobies?

/not really, I know how your minds work
//I'd be that much of an ass if it was your post
 
2009-03-29 10:23:53 AM  
I'm much more interested by the sidebar article. Pain free, orgasmic childbirth? Also, I doubt any woman is going to look like the one in the picture during any sort of birth.
 
2009-03-29 11:11:17 AM  
I am fully in support of stem cell research, with or without the boobies. I want my ear bones back. If I could get a new set by throwing a live monkey in a blender hooked to a car battery, I would have two things to say about it:

1. The red wire is positive.
2. The black wire is negative.
 
2009-03-29 11:31:19 AM  
Well, PC LOAD LETTER just ruined this thread.
 
2009-03-29 11:58:24 AM  
Please let me know who was ever opposed to stem cell research.

Note: citation cannot include the word "embryonic" in the sentence.
 
2009-03-29 12:17:07 PM  

thisdaydreamer: To be more specific - you don't want to see my humongous boobies.


They're not that bad....
 
2009-03-29 12:38:19 PM  
I never didn't support stem cell research. I don't support Federally funded stem cell research unless it's for military application.

The Fed has no business funding research that doesn't have direct military application. Leave that to the scientists and private funding sources where somebody could actually make millions of dollars.
 
2009-03-29 12:52:59 PM  

Roman Fyseek: I never didn't support stem cell research. I don't support Federally funded stem cell research unless it's for military application.

The Fed has no business funding research that doesn't have direct military application. Leave that to the scientists and private funding sources where somebody could actually make millions of dollars.


Do you have ANY idea how much research would essentially stop without government funded research money?
 
2009-03-29 12:59:15 PM  
Subby misses one thing; this article never mentions embryonic stem cells, citing the use of a person's own cells for this effect. There is no dispute over the use of adult stem cells.

Either that, or Subby produced a blatant troll in the headline and is sitting back right now with a bowl of popcorn.
 
2009-03-29 01:00:15 PM  
There are no pictures in here that make me care about this at all.

SHAME ON ALL OF YOU!
 
2009-03-29 01:05:43 PM  

tortilla burger: Do you have ANY idea how much research would essentially stop without government funded research money?


He's trolling. Just like I'm trolling when I point out that most of these guys who fantasize about patrolling their fenced-in compounds in the post-Collapse era, yadda yadda yadda, would have already died of lung cancer if their moms hadn't read a government pamphlet about the dangers of radon and had the basement tested.

Now, that having been said, all you people get off the Internets! This is a secure DARPA military-funded project!
 
2009-03-29 01:08:43 PM  

DarthBrooks: Please let me know who was ever opposed to stem cell research.

Note: citation cannot include the word "embryonic" in the sentence.


Valid point. This is hardly the politically spicy type of stem cell research.
 
hej
2009-03-29 01:11:16 PM  
I'm a bit more interested in the fat-derived stem cells that will make my schlong bigger.
 
2009-03-29 01:27:43 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER:
This is Fark, so there is a very high probability of this being you:


You dashed my hopes quite expertly, I applaud you sir!
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2009-03-29 01:28:05 PM  

thisdaydreamer: *sigh* I have humongous boobies, and I still support stem cell research.

/big boobies are overrated
//you don't want to see them - trust me
///slashies!!!!


Ron White said it best: "Once you see one set of boobies, you want to see them all."
 
2009-03-29 01:40:05 PM  

Bored Horde: I'm much more interested by the sidebar article. Pain free, orgasmic childbirth? Also, I doubt any woman is going to look like the one in the picture during any sort of birth.


What do you suppose they'd name the child after that? Yikes.
 
2009-03-29 01:40:33 PM  

hej: I'm a bit more interested in the fat-derived stem cells that will make my schlong bigger.


Why would you need that? They already have plenty of pills for schlong augmentation. I know because I get 70 emails a day about it. My shipments come in next week. I can't wait. I'll need a second pair of pants just to cover this badboy.

I even got the bonus package that includes the pheromone cologne. I'll be so pimp.
 
2009-03-29 01:42:34 PM  
There is an upper limit to boobies. When they're bigger than her head then they are too big.
 
2009-03-29 01:43:31 PM  
Farkettes, no bragging about having big boobies without pics to show. Them's the rules.
 
2009-03-29 01:48:05 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: There is an upper limit to boobies. When they're bigger than her head then they are too big.


It also depends on consistency. Fatty D's or C's are far more common than fatty B's, and I'd choose the firm B any day.
 
2009-03-29 01:53:16 PM  
www.timesonline.co.uk
What a female orgasm may look like.

/so good it needed to be done again.
 
2009-03-29 01:58:16 PM  

dustman81: Ron White said it best: "Once you see one set of boobies, you want to see them all."


Yes, this is the highest truth on earth.
 
2009-03-29 02:07:09 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: There is an upper limit to boobies. When they're bigger than her head then they are too big.


So you're in to women with giant heads.
 
2009-03-29 02:17:13 PM  
I like small boobies.
 
2009-03-29 02:29:36 PM  
I have humungous boobs, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/can't wait untill stem cells can enlarge my penis
 
2009-03-29 03:01:28 PM  
According to TFA, there is a London Breast Institute.

I can haz job?
 
2009-03-29 03:17:11 PM  
I wish mine were a bit larger. Being able to use one's cleavage for storage would be useful sometimes.
 
2009-03-29 03:19:43 PM  

thisdaydreamer: Glasgowsfinest: Now thats just teasing

I'm fat and ugly, and not that drunk yet. Seriously. My boobies aren't porn boobies and you are far happier imagining them than actually seeing them.


I believe it. I prefer small breasts on a naturally slim/athletic frame. My neighbor is the exact opposite, I'm sure she has some kind of disease. Her bras are the size of big sofa cushions and when she hangs them out to dry it's pretty funny. I can't imagine I'd like to see those breasts.
/Gimme a 5'8 125lbs a or b cup any day
 
2009-03-29 03:28:19 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: /Gimme a 5'8 125lbs a or b cup any day


This
 
2009-03-29 03:40:42 PM  
Hourglass figure is best of all, big on top, big on bottom, little in the middle.
 
2009-03-29 04:22:27 PM  
Wow... not only are these adult stem cells, they're adult stem cells from the adult they're used on.

Manufactured controversy FTW!
 
2009-03-29 04:37:41 PM  
Holy shiat. Two coffees, late afternoon, and I thought it said "Homunculus babies..."
 
2009-03-29 04:44:50 PM  

Counter_Intelligent: Holy shiat. Two coffees, late afternoon, and I thought it said "Homunculus babies..."


i74.photobucket.com

What homunculus boobies may look like
 
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