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(Denver Post)   Denver police looking for a missing adult female "wearing very little and with a diminished mental capacity" which describes 1.8 million women in Denver   (denverpost.com) divider line
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2009-03-28 10:45:46 PM  
In a related story: Hundreds of TFers just peeled out of their driveways and are currently hightailing it to Denver.
 
2009-03-28 11:57:41 PM  
There's a lot of strange shiat in Denver, I hear.

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/Obligatory
 
2009-03-29 12:12:14 AM  
Mom?
 
Cog
2009-03-29 12:56:53 AM  
Giggity
 
2009-03-29 01:40:41 AM  
You and me both, Denver police.
 
2009-03-29 02:15:51 AM  
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2009-03-29 02:18:18 AM  
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2009-03-29 02:22:38 AM  
She's home safe.


Honey?
 
2009-03-29 02:24:01 AM  
Found Her! but it turns out she was a he with a wig on.
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2009-03-29 02:24:53 AM  
I can't lie, I'd hit it.
 
2009-03-29 02:29:28 AM  
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/Michael is on it
 
2009-03-29 02:30:14 AM  
I'd diminish most of her other capacities given half a chance.
 
2009-03-29 02:33:02 AM  

cryinoutloud: There's a lot of strange shiat in Denver, I hear.

/Obligatory


Is that next to Denver Airport? I thought I saw something like that on the way out from the terminal but couldn't believe what I was seeing.
 
2009-03-29 02:34:22 AM  

Zatoichi X: /Michael is on it


Mister F....
 
2009-03-29 02:34:42 AM  
She is at my ex-wife´s house.
 
2009-03-29 02:35:58 AM  
The Banana Thug: ... couldn't believe what I was seeing.

You have a lot of company.
 
2009-03-29 02:37:59 AM  
wow does anyone else live there?
 
2009-03-29 02:40:59 AM  
The Banana Thug: ... couldn't believe what I was seeing.

You have a lot of company.

That possessed satan horse scares the bejeezus out of me every time i drive home from the airport at night
 
2009-03-29 02:45:01 AM  
how intelligent can you be and still get described as having a diminished mental capacity?

is she retarded?

if so, shouldn't that be put in there? should i be assuming she is retarded?

if she's not, is she smart enough to see that article and be pissed later?

/curiosity
 
2009-03-29 02:45:37 AM  

cryinoutloud: There's a lot of strange shiat in Denver, I hear.


There's also:
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and
guide.denverpost.comView Full Size

/both hawt
 
2009-03-29 02:46:28 AM  
funny headline is funny. +1
 
2009-03-29 02:47:45 AM  

cryinoutloud: There's a lot of strange shiat in Denver, I hear.

/Obligatory


I hear it is fueled by the countless souls John Elway crushed.
 
2009-03-29 02:54:39 AM  
Mr.F?
 
2009-03-29 03:00:42 AM  
She's cute, too. Except I don't think she's all there, you know? 'Course, not all of her has to be.
 
2009-03-29 03:04:01 AM  
Denver police looking for a missing adult female "wearing very little and with a diminished mental capacity"

Mmm. Aren't we all.
 
2009-03-29 03:19:11 AM  
Harsh..but fair.
 
2009-03-29 03:21:47 AM  
I used to be a mentally diminished missing female in Denver so, I am really getting a kick out of this thread
 
2009-03-29 03:30:42 AM  
I am sorry for the previous post I submitted. Not only did I belittle retarded people every where, I am sure I made some people though up dinner.
 
2009-03-29 03:32:49 AM  
th35c5
I used to be a mentally diminished missing female in Denver so, I am really getting a kick out of this thread

So you're no longer missing.
 
2009-03-29 03:48:26 AM  

Burn14Me: I am sorry for the previous post I submitted. Not only did I belittle retarded people every where, I am sure I made some people though up dinner.


You are allowed to mock your own kind, it is in the bylaws.
 
2009-03-29 03:50:50 AM  

giygasgirl: how intelligent can you be and still get described as having a diminished mental capacity?

is she retarded?

if so, shouldn't that be put in there? should i be assuming she is retarded?

if she's not, is she smart enough to see that article and be pissed later?

/curiosity


"retarded" isn't a medical term, it's an insult.

/yes it started as a medical term
//as a catch all for people with mental disorders
///for purposes of cattling them
 
2009-03-29 03:59:11 AM  

Burn14Me: I am sorry for the previous post I submitted. Not only did I belittle retarded people every where, I am sure I made some people though up dinner.


I'm curious - how do people 'though' up dinner? And you 'thought' you only talked about retards...
 
2009-03-29 03:59:31 AM  

Focusin: cryinoutloud: There's a lot of strange shiat in Denver, I hear.

There's also:

and

/both hawt


The bear looking in the window is very cool - does it have a name? We have nothing like that here in Philadelphia. We just have a huge clothes pin, statutes of Frank Rizzo and a gabazillion garish murals painted on the sides of buildings.

I used to think the murals were cool, but it's getting out of hand. They are everywhere, and seem to reproduce themselves without human intervention. Scary.
 
2009-03-29 04:03:44 AM  

The Banana Thug: cryinoutloud: There's a lot of strange shiat in Denver, I hear.

/Obligatory

Is that next to Denver Airport? I thought I saw something like that on the way out from the terminal but couldn't believe what I was seeing.


Just think, that giant blue nightmare only took 15 years to finish and cost a mere $300,000.
It's quite possibly the creepiest thing I've ever seen and yet, I look forward to seeing it everytime I go to the airport.
 
2009-03-29 04:10:54 AM  
I think the horse is awesome, personally. I love seeing it at DIA.

As for Denver and women, there sure are a lot of stuck up, too-busy, weirdly-brained women in Denver. I thought it was myself until I started asking around about it. Just something about Denver, apparently.
 
2009-03-29 04:11:42 AM  

muckin refarkable: The Banana Thug: cryinoutloud: There's a lot of strange shiat in Denver, I hear.

/Obligatory

Is that next to Denver Airport? I thought I saw something like that on the way out from the terminal but couldn't believe what I was seeing.

Just think, that giant blue nightmare only took 15 years to finish and cost a mere $300,000.
It's quite possibly the creepiest thing I've ever seen and yet, I look forward to seeing it everytime I go to the airport.


killed its creator too didnt it? literally.
 
2009-03-29 04:14:46 AM  
And I thought PDX was weird..
 
2009-03-29 04:17:37 AM  

Focusin: cryinoutloud: There's a lot of strange shiat in Denver, I hear.


Those aren't even the weirdest we've got here. I present to thee:

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The Yearling. This is always the first thing I show to people new to D-Town.
 
2009-03-29 04:31:52 AM  

Knara: I think the horse is awesome, personally. I love seeing it at DIA.

As for Denver and women, there sure are a lot of stuck up, too-busy, weirdly-brained women in Denver. I thought it was myself until I started asking around about it. Just something about Denver, apparently.


Could be the thin air. I managed to wrangle myself a sane one.

/Mostly sane.
 
2009-03-29 04:57:25 AM  
5'2" and 150 pounds?

[image from i306.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
2009-03-29 04:58:12 AM  
That headline pretty much sums up my criteria for a successful Saturday night date.
 
2009-03-29 05:11:33 AM  
Ouch subby, harsh.
 
2009-03-29 05:50:03 AM  
y'all make me gag.
 
2009-03-29 06:11:02 AM  
[image from imissthe80s.com too old to be available]

Maybe she's just getting funky
/funky hot
 
2009-03-29 09:09:11 AM  
"She's cute, too. Except I don't think she's all there, you know? 'Course, not all of her has to be."

Excellent Firefly reference.
 
2009-03-29 09:09:13 AM  
/Laughs at headline ...
 
2009-03-29 09:37:54 AM  
"It's funny 'cause its true"....
 
2009-03-29 09:49:58 AM  

Jamieboy: Focusin: cryinoutloud: There's a lot of strange shiat in Denver, I hear.

There's also:

and

/both hawt

The bear looking in the window is very cool - does it have a name?


The piece is called: Convention Center Bear Is Watching You Masturbate (and convene).
 
2009-03-29 09:51:04 AM  
Man the harpoons picture
bingethinker:
5'2" and 150 pounds?

Not really. See this for details.
5'2 150 pounds
 
2009-03-29 10:20:59 AM  
There are only 250,000 women or so in Denver. Contrary to their carefully cultivated image, Denver is a relatively small cow-town and always will be.
 
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