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(She)   A Playmate comes out of the closet   ( divider line
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194130 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Feb 2003 at 11:34 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-05 12:55:10 PM  
sorry, I skimmed the thread:

now what's all this about incestuous snakes in trees fornicating with lesbians?
2003-02-05 12:55:43 PM  
Le tigre is also a patented look of Derek Zoolander.

DannySpaz... did you know that Mary wasn't a virgin?
2003-02-05 12:56:29 PM  
protocol failure: good one! the fundies must LOVE you
2003-02-05 12:58:19 PM  
playmate lesbian...

2003-02-05 01:00:08 PM  
Does all mankind look forward to the day that guys sit around by themselves watching lesbian porn while gals fiddle around with turkey basters?

This shiat gets old after 20 minutes of spanking then you wonder what's the gals damage...Only to find out that your 20 minutes of libido brought us to this stupidity cause you paid for it...

Then your wife ran away with your sister you dumb fark...

It's miller time!

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2003-02-05 01:03:30 PM  
lesbian incest + pay per view = lots of broke men

Is compulsitory masturbation a sin?
2003-02-05 01:04:15 PM  
2003-02-05 01:05:49 PM  
I'm not sure the Bible says lesbians are bad. It says "men shall not lay with other men..." but nowhere does it say anything about women.

Of course, I read through it pretty fast, so I may be wrong.
2003-02-05 01:05:59 PM  
The Playmate's name is Stephanie Adams.

/you're welcome
2003-02-05 01:07:51 PM  
ProtocolFailure = lesbianism is probably not great, but if you can think of another way for a new species to propagate without "Incest", well then i'll be impressed.

The bible is not pro-incest. That's just the way things happened, we are anti-incest now because we've realized that it hurts the genepool.

Keely1116 = what are you talking about?

Nightbreed = that's great, but there's only one God. You've got to deal with that. The bible is the story of the God who kept showing up over and over again, I think that some people are just saying that that God is THE God, cause the other God's don't seem to be able to do much.

+ nobody is imposing anything. But people are free to express there moral opinions in a forum, for crying out loud. That's what it's for. Stay off DannySpaz's Back.
2003-02-05 01:09:15 PM  

here she is:

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2003-02-05 01:09:45 PM  

must... add... boobies... to thread

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2003-02-05 01:09:59 PM  
Mr. Hanky....
Damn. Check out the mouth on that girl second from the left. She could use that thing to clean the sides of my aquarium.

There's more plastic in that photo than your average Tupperware party.
2003-02-05 01:10:12 PM  
Ohhhhhh.....yeahhhhhhh......dammmn! that is the hottest "page cannot be found" screen i've ever seen.

(not sure what DannySpaz is going on about. My bible doesn't prohibit hosting your porn site on a VIC20, Must be an IT thing?)
2003-02-05 01:10:17 PM  
GIS for "stephanie adams":
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eh, I'd probably hit it.
2003-02-05 01:11:14 PM  
Nightbreed maybe you should read your post again, because you don't even follow your own advice, you say not to push our morality on you, yet you push that your god (not the GOD) is a God of love, well if thats the case then where is all the love in the world
2003-02-05 01:12:23 PM  
GIS on Stephanie Adams. Shame.
2003-02-05 01:13:34 PM  
ProtocolFailure - Does that mean that they get paid more or less at Wal Mart?????
2003-02-05 01:13:42 PM  
NSFW!!! Sorry all.
2003-02-05 01:16:06 PM  
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"Jesus loves me this I know...for the bible tells me so!"

2003-02-05 01:17:51 PM  
so did anyone get the page to load or find out who the playmate is?
2003-02-05 01:19:51 PM  
"My god is the only god."
"Um...your religion is relatively new, and comprised of rituals taken from other, older religions."

Christianity is a marvelous idea. Too bad nobody's ever tried it.
2003-02-05 01:21:04 PM  
More pictures. Damn I hate having to go from DSL to 28.8.
ARGHHH! (thump of man passing out onto floor) (Screen fade)
2003-02-05 01:21:34 PM  
Bardicmisfit hahahaah, rolling.
2003-02-05 01:23:31 PM  
Dognamedmoses: Other Gods don't seem to do much? Name one thing your God has done that you can point to and say "that was the work of God." And none of that "just look around--the trees are from God, the birds, and the flowers," crap. I want proof your God did something, if you think others didn't. How do you know it wasn't their Gods doing all the work, and yours getting all the credit?
2003-02-05 01:24:52 PM  
Well I suppose that the lifestyle does come to a conclusion after a while... :(

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Natural Causes? fark you Hef. And fark society for taking her away...

From a scientific standpoint setting God aside...

Evolution would dictate that a species that is unable to genetic or environmental stress should not survive, thus the thinning of the herd... Correct?

Not being attracted to the opposite sex might be quite indicative that your genes are broken...

I like circus freaks but I wouldn't jack off to one...
2003-02-05 01:25:36 PM  
Flame on.
2003-02-05 01:25:43 PM  
I've been considering a switch to the Omnian religion. It makes so much more sense than cristianity.
2003-02-05 01:27:43 PM  
For those of you who can't get to the She site -- try this:
the Playmate in question's own site.
2003-02-05 01:29:06 PM  
MadLeaf it is also the belief of some that homosexuality is a symptom of an overpopulated species. So your "thinning the herd" theory fits in nicely there.
2003-02-05 01:29:49 PM  
I like circus freaks but I wouldn't jack off to one...

Mmmm...circus freaks...

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2003-02-05 01:37:09 PM  
I'm talking about the fact that the word "virgin" is a mistranslation. The original word used to describe Mary was "young". As in young wife, not virgin wife. Jesus had older brothers and sisters.

Homosexuality appears in animals as well as humans. If God is love, as some people say, then he wouldn't judge humans for loving whomever the hell they want.

Romans, Greeks, and Egyptians all engaged in homosexual relations as a matter of course. More likely the prohibition on homosexuality was added to set the Jews apart from the other races that they so loathed.
2003-02-05 01:37:39 PM  
holly shiat batman, where the fark is this thread going!!!

bam ... bif ... pow
2003-02-05 01:39:10 PM  
you blasphemors shall burn in hell...

The bible states quite clearly in the book of Lawrence 13:44 -
"A CMS oriented workflow relies on the quality of the color information provided by your input devices and profiles"

Its followed by the book of Curtis 22:9 -
"25% off all holiday motif bed, bath and housewares"

And again in Douglas 11:55 -
"is that it? it feels like the right hole"

2003-02-05 01:40:03 PM  
Onion13 you are my new god.
2003-02-05 01:42:13 PM  
"There's only one...Stephanie Adams. Meet the most elusive, magical, beautiful, intelligent, successful, well-bred Playboy Playmate in history (with an ancestry that goes back to President John Adams)."

Well....isn't THAT interesting. Guess 'ol Johnny asked for the dark meat at Thanksgiving.

/dons flame-resistant suit
2003-02-05 01:42:53 PM  

It is your belief that there is only one God. Based on your religious opinions.
I don't have to agree to that, nor "live with it". It's your opinion. People who don't think there is a God certainly don't agree with you.
And people like me who are Pagan believe in many Gods. (as do Hindus, IIRC)
And yes, everyone is free to an opinion and their beliefs. They are NOT free to impose them on others, which happens a lot here in America (abortion, banning gay adoption/marriage/military, etc, are all based on religious beliefs).

My problem is that the religious right's opinions end up ruling my life.

Which, when Salami Bin Laden tries it, is a bad thing, but when Christians do it, it's suddenly okay. Sorry, I don't think so.

Anyway, I'm done. I said my piece.
I'm off to oogle the Playmates. *BEG*
2003-02-05 01:47:53 PM  
i love that a lesbian playmate thread got highjacked into a religious thread.

Somewhere, -fb is weeping.
2003-02-05 01:48:01 PM  
There's our proof Nightbreed is a terrorist. Get him.
2003-02-05 01:49:43 PM  
And to get back on topic... Some of us girls much prefer the angularity of guys' bodies to curviness. I don't feel that women are the standard of beauty and men are just functional.

That said, Mandy Moore can totally be my girlfriend.
2003-02-05 01:52:30 PM  
2003-02-05 01:52:47 PM  
In Philadelphia there is a gang of gun toting dykes calling themselves "The Pink Pistols". This should make the cat fights in the gay bars more interesting.
2003-02-05 01:53:15 PM  

Stop whining, humankind is diverse and the majority will always "oppress" the minority.

No-one gets everything they want.

I thought we all learned that in kindergarden....
2003-02-05 01:55:22 PM  
Kepp scrolling thru GIS, there's a pic of the real one one the 2nd page-yumm-yumm-DAMN

*hello my fine-ass nubian sistah*
2003-02-05 01:56:15 PM  
Sin is some fantasy concept invented by your cult. No intelligent person gives a crap what your story book says.

Amen. I like you, you can come fark my sister. (sorry, i couldn't resist, I don't actually have a sister)
2003-02-05 01:57:06 PM  
wow, did I OD on the coffee today...
2003-02-05 01:57:56 PM  
Behind every good looking lesbian are the men that drove her away and sh!t on her.
2003-02-05 01:58:57 PM  
PS the bible IS fiction
2003-02-05 02:00:25 PM  
Next on the Rosie show:

Keely1116 explains how society and the mattel corporation didn't brainwash her to think that sourdough and iron taste is like totally be acceptable...
2003-02-05 02:02:44 PM  
I've never cared much for Lebanese, probably because I like weeners.
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