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2003-02-05 12:01:52 PM
God made the clitoris so it could be licked.

Amen.
 
2003-02-05 12:02:52 PM
What did one lesbian frog say to the other?

"Hey! We really do taste like chicken!"
 
2003-02-05 12:04:32 PM
Can someone tell her that I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body? 8)
 
2003-02-05 12:04:47 PM
Lesbianism is truly wasted on lesbians.
 
2003-02-05 12:05:00 PM
Already been said.
 
2003-02-05 12:05:15 PM
Yea!!! Another one for my team!!!
 
2003-02-05 12:05:24 PM
If anyone gets this page to load, fill the rest of us in on who this chick is.
 
2003-02-05 12:05:49 PM
The next dorky IT department gonad that chimes in with "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!" gets a wiffle ball bat in the junk.

Don't test me.
 
2003-02-05 12:05:51 PM
Chastain86:

Just the fact nazi in me rising to the surface. The bible (at least the first half) is over 5000 years old. Last time I checked, which was a loooooooong while ago, the Hebrew calendar was somewhere around the year 5476. And the Old Testament is no less corrupt than the New.
 
2003-02-05 12:07:05 PM
Mammon:

Thanks for adding to my point.
 
2003-02-05 12:08:30 PM
S'why I' here, m'man. S'why I'm here.
 
2003-02-05 12:10:29 PM
Yet another sexual "booger-eater".
 
2003-02-05 12:10:34 PM
I'm a man tra...

Guess I'll get back to my IT stuff.
 
2003-02-05 12:11:17 PM
" 02-05-03 12:05:49 PM Chastain86
The next dorky IT department gonad that chimes in with "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!" gets a wiffle ball bat in the junk.

Don't test me."

Don't even try. I'll shove that bat so far up your @ss you will be called the Human Corndog.

/fanning flames
 
2003-02-05 12:12:26 PM
What if your a black lesbian trapped in a huge white mans body?
 
2003-02-05 12:12:59 PM
No wait, I'm a les...

Fark, how does it go?
 
2003-02-05 12:13:03 PM
while we are on the subject of lesbian with facial hair...


Le Tigre is a good band, but when I first saw a photo of JD, my thoughts were, when the hell did they let a redneck guy in the band. (yes, that's a picture of 3 women)

I'll let someone else dig up photo's of JD's lesbian calendar

/Runs off singing "Well, Well, Well"
 
2003-02-05 12:13:11 PM
I was going to get a sex change to become a lesbian but I couldn't afford the cut in pay....
 
2003-02-05 12:15:40 PM
site is farked. No biggie. I downloaded all 401 of those Azumi pics. I have enough whacking material to last at least a year.
 
2003-02-05 12:15:40 PM
Lesbian = A woman trying to do a mans job
 
2003-02-05 12:15:44 PM
may I also say that my second thought on seeing that photo was "damn, the other 2 members of Le Tigre are total babes," which was promply followed up with: "I'd bet they'd kick my ass if they heard me say that."
 
2003-02-05 12:16:16 PM
Heck, it's not like you guys are ever going to meet this hottie, much less have a 3some with her and one of her friends..
 
2003-02-05 12:17:45 PM
Lesbian + Playmate = site FARKED
 
2003-02-05 12:18:03 PM
Here is where I illicit a huge collective EWWWWWWW!!. I would take le tigre as a package deal to get at the dark haired goddess with da blue eyes.
 
2003-02-05 12:21:55 PM
Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion

Well, yeah, but that all washes out with a turkey baster full of warm water, right?
 
2003-02-05 12:22:05 PM
TheWhiteDragon, yeah......i mishighlited it :/

earlier verse speaks of women.

don't think of me as some whacko.....sin is sin. gay or drunk, murderer or fornicator......God doesn't like sin, so much HE sent HIS Son to die for you so you didn't have to.
 
2003-02-05 12:26:48 PM
To all those who think some lesbians are too "butch" and look like guys: What do you care? You don't want them? Well, they don't want you, either.

Bump - Here's a question for you: Why would a man rather be with a woman that looks like a man instead of a man that looks like a woman? In other words, why are you straight?

I'm all in favor of live and let live, love and let love.
 
2003-02-05 12:29:26 PM
Lesbians, yet no tatu mentioned? farkers, I'm proud of you all. Your restraint is encouraging.
 
2003-02-05 12:29:35 PM
ummmm,

you shouldn't follow:

"don't think of me as some whacko"

with:

".....sin is sin. gay or drunk, murderer or fornicator......God doesn't like sin, so much HE sent HIS Son to die for you so you didn't have to."


Hey you know what else God doesn't like, when his damn creations start trying to do his job, "JUDGING"
 
2003-02-05 12:30:21 PM
PopeZaphod: Bump - Here's a question for you: Why would a man rather be with a woman that looks like a man instead of a man that looks like a woman? In other words, why are you straight?

Not to answer for Bump or anything but, more holes?
 
2003-02-05 12:31:29 PM
I'd hit it with a lesbian fist!
 
2003-02-05 12:32:38 PM
Dont knock the Bible... it is the funniest thing in print
 
2003-02-05 12:32:45 PM
DannySpaz:"don't think of me as some whacko..."

Riiiight. People who quote the bible to make a point are never ever whacko. Just because Hitler did doesn't mean that you are Hitler. For every verse you find about one sin or the other there are seven that say the opposite. What "God" doesn't like is hate and prejudace.

Have at you!
 
2003-02-05 12:38:30 PM
I have it on good authority that God also hates potted meat products and canned corned beef hash.

No reason - it's just a thing with him.
 
2003-02-05 12:39:26 PM
Load, you bastard.
 
2003-02-05 12:39:37 PM
Again......

Playmate on Playmate action?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!.......

fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap

fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap

fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap

fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap

fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap............


Can't get the mental image out of my head........
 
2003-02-05 12:39:41 PM
It always amazes me that christian fundies always look the other way regarding the rampant incest described in Genesis.

lesbian = bad
incest = good

I guess it explains southern baptists
 
2003-02-05 12:40:59 PM
Jesus approves of women comparing carpet samples.
 
2003-02-05 12:40:59 PM

Le Tigre? is a band??? I thought it was a shirt for geeks who couldn't afford an Izod Lacoste shirt in the 80s.


finish it off with a pair of jordache jeans.

the jordache looooook. the jordache loo-oook.

 
2003-02-05 12:41:26 PM
newsflash:
some straight girls are ugly.
some straight girls are hot.
some lesbians are ugly.
some lesbians are hot.
 
2003-02-05 12:42:07 PM
DannySpaz
TheWhiteDragon, yeah......i mishighlited it :/
earlier verse speaks of women.
don't think of me as some whacko.....sin is sin. gay or drunk, murderer or fornicator......God doesn't like sin, so much HE sent HIS Son to die for you so you didn't have to.



I don't give a shiat what YOUR God did. Keep your religious opinions to yourself and leave other people the hell alone. If we go to hell, that's OUR business, not yours. Leave it to your God.
It's not my fault you choose to believe the words written by someone you don't even know that have been translated through 16 different languages.

MY God is about love. Not hate. Keep your hating God to yourself.

You are not free to impose your morality on non-Christians.
We have our own religious writings and books and God. What we do is between us and our God. What you do is between you and your God. Keep me out of it.

/a femme-lesbo who likes other femme-lesbos thank you very much
 
2003-02-05 12:42:59 PM
I hope she isn't Indian, for India's sake.
 
2003-02-05 12:45:01 PM
cause if she was indian, Omar_Sharif wouldn't like it

/rock the casbah, rock the casbah
 
2003-02-05 12:46:25 PM
It always amazes me that christian fundies always look the other way regarding the rampant incest described in Genesis.

lesbian = bad
incest = good


lesbian incest = pay per view
 
2003-02-05 12:47:17 PM
All you fornicators will die like pigs in hell....
Christianity is the only true religion because of a talking snake in a tree... it is obvious people... Wake up !!!!
 
2003-02-05 12:47:25 PM
hehe
 
2003-02-05 12:48:41 PM
(testing picturestage, if this screws up, hints would be nice)


She probably is a nice person and all, but well, eh, I'm a bastard...
 
2003-02-05 12:48:44 PM
DannySpaz - looks like my view is getting the non-christian, enlightened christian and the lesbian vote - I think I outvote you at least by 100-1

Go back to bible school, beauty school dropout.
 
2003-02-05 12:54:33 PM
Bashturn - yeah thats why your bio reads "Part time porn impresario " - me thinks your stokin' the flaming
 
2003-02-05 12:54:56 PM
Was anyone able to get this thing to load? Or are they running a Commodore 64?
 
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