Miller2226: Read the comments. #42 is priceless.

I snorted, loudly

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/Have not seen the movie
//Just wanted an excuse to post that picture...

My phaser is stuck on "emo."

I'd go see the movie for this.

Joystk: Joystk: I'd go see the movie for this.

By this I mean that down there.


Damned ...

/Just Damned ....
//OK mis-spelled ... still, just ....

Dear Subby:

Where have you been for the past 6 months of previews and so on, that you're just now finding this out?

-without change...something sleeps inside us...and seldom awakens...

Joystk: Joystk: I'd go see the movie for this.

By this I mean that down there.

Normally I don't find black women attractive but I'd like to (insert Star Trek referenced sexual inuendo here)

I have no intention of seeing them ovie.. I don't want a Kirk retread. Move forward, not backwards... that is why enterprise failed.

I like Pabst Blue Ribbon non-ironically and I plan to see this film. Does that make me a hipster or not? Difficulty: I'm 40.

Quite the de-backle.

beoswulf: ...Normally I don't find black women attractive ...

Say no more.
Please.

coco ebert: slag: Quite the de-backle.

Haha. I remember that kid. I wonder what happened to him. He's probably in charge of our national security or something.

I think he works in Hollywood doing CGI. Probably has enough money to have my produce clerk ass and my family wiped from the record of history.

Yet I have never worn an imitation Star Trek uniform.

/or talked about the stitching.

slag: coco ebert: slag: Quite the de-backle.

Haha. I remember that kid. I wonder what happened to him. He's probably in charge of our national security or something.

I think he works in Hollywood doing CGI. Probably has enough money to have my produce clerk ass and my family wiped from the record of history.

Yet I have never worn an imitation Star Trek uniform.

/or talked about the stitching.

Is that Mugato?

/I keed

Pud, it's too bad they didn't have photoshop back then. They could have removed that roll of flab from around his midsection.

Seriously, though, is anyone really excited about a new Star Trek movie? Sure, it's something to do for 90 minutes of your life but who cares about these characters anymore.

You have to love the new Enterprise. Looks like it was chopped and customized down at Julio's house of leopard pattern interiors.

There better be dingle balls on the bridge, that's all I've got to say.

Knew this from the get go with JJ Abrams.

NewHairGrowth: Pud, it's too bad they didn't have photoshop back then. They could have removed that roll of flab from around his midsection.

Seriously, though, is anyone really excited about a new Star Trek movie? Sure, it's something to do for 90 minutes of your life but who cares about these characters anymore.

Ben Sisko stil lives!

The previews are excellent. Whether or not the movie is I dont know.

But the previews are so good that I really really want to see it, and I only watch anything Star Trek if there is nothing else on tv

Right.

That's lamer than liquor companies hiring models to go into trendy bars and overtly order their brands just like the actors in the commercials.

/thought that was a myth
//it isn't
///and it's really sad

There is a lot of hipster hate in the Showbiz tab this week.

/don't think it looks that bad

I love that trekkies feel they have the right insult another 'group' of people. Too funny.

SomeoneDumb: beoswulf: ...Normally I don't find black women attractive ...

Say no more.
Please.

Why? Because you're a racist prick? If he said skinny girls or blondes werent attractive to him, you'd have no problem with it, but skin color is off-limits?

You suck. Keep your opinions to yourself, libtard.

Everyone that's seen any bit of this movie (The 20 minutes, the cast/crew sneaks) is praising it to high heaven, much like Dark Knight was praised. The trailers are amazing. The US poster could have been better, but the overseas ones are fantastic. This movie got the most picky actor, Leonard Nimoy, to come out of retirement, something he's refused to do for other trek movies because of their script.

I'm probably the only one that thinks so, but looking at the competition this May...I think this is gonna be Iron Man big.

There is no such thing as a hipster crowd.

SomeoneDumb: beoswulf: ...Normally I don't find black women attractive ...

Say no more.
Please.

Newsflash: black women and white men are normally not attracted to one another. Film at 11.

I hate hipsters too (and trekkies are creepy), but I think this is actually smart on their part.

If they can convince those douchebags that Star Trek is nerdy such that being into it is 'ironic' (ugh...I hate this usage of that word) then it will open it up to a new demographic.

pnjunction: I hate hipsters too (and trekkies are creepy), but I think this is actually smart on their part.

If they can convince those douchebags that Star Trek is nerdy such that being into it is 'ironic' (ugh...I hate this usage of that word) then it will open it up to a new demographic.

I find those people far more tolerable than the frat boy crowd.

I'm not a fan of Star Trek, but this looks good and I plan on seeing it with my Trekkie brother-in-law.

New Star Trek movie marketed to hipster crowd

Aren't these two phrases the equivalent of matter and anti-matter?

NewHairGrowth: Seriously, though, is anyone really excited about a new Star Trek movie? Sure, it's something to do for 90 minutes of your life but who cares about these characters anymore.

Care about the characters, but can't really get excited about this movie, though.

This is stupid.

rocky_howard: beoswulf:

Normally I don't find black women attractive but I'd like to (insert Star Trek referenced sexual inuendo here)

She's not black...she's Dominican...

Whatever, they're all too brown for me.

/gimme a bonny Irish lass that will burst into flames as red as her hair if she goes near a window on cloudy day
//auch

WFern: I find those people far more tolerable than the frat boy crowd.

Hmmm...that's tough, but as someone who lives near a bunch of frat houses and hears them yelling (from the 8th floor) about nothing on the way back from the bars every second night I have to agree.

Those hipsters - always with the photobooths and dance parties.

Set phasers to "suck." New Star Trek movie marketed to hipster crowd

Isn't that pretty much Fark?

You might not know it to look at us now, lawntrespassingmitter, but in our day, we early Star Trek fans were pretty doggone hep.

Hepsters, yep, that was us.

/Don't like the word "hip," smacks of body-part replacement.