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(Sun Sentinel)   High School Girls + Wrestling + Chocolate Syrup = newspaper journalism (photos). Fail tag and Spiffy tag grapple in awesome hotness   (sun-sentinel.com ) divider line
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2009-03-28 09:28:21 AM  
I so went to high school at the wrong time...
 
2009-03-28 09:44:12 AM  
Oh this thread will not end well, no sir....it wont.
 
2009-03-28 09:48:51 AM  
I scream you scream we all scream for hot teenage wrestling girls in chocolate syrup!
 
2009-03-28 10:04:12 AM  
Picture number 5 appears to be some sort of Rutger Hauer/Darryl Hannah replicant variant.
 
hej
2009-03-28 10:15:35 AM  

Contents of a Space Wasp's stomach: Picture number 5 appears to be some sort of Rutger Hauer/Darryl Hannah replicant variant.


Sharp knees.
 
2009-03-28 10:15:58 AM  
Giggity Giggity
 
2009-03-28 10:16:21 AM  
Holy attention whores, batman.

Hey, I have a GREAT idea. Let's get 5 girls together to mud-wrestle in a wading pool in our backyard, and call the media!
 
2009-03-28 10:17:04 AM  
This is so wrong on so many levels.
 
2009-03-28 10:19:19 AM  
The only fail here is subby's suggestion that the fail tag might be appropriate. This is chocolate coated win in a tub full of awesome.
 
2009-03-28 10:20:07 AM  
AWESOME!!!!
 
2009-03-28 10:20:20 AM  
27 bottles of Hershey's Syrup, now that is some ace reporting. Always nail down the important details.

As much as I love girls in chocolate sauce, it never fails to amaze me that the ladies jump right in. You'd think they would at least grab their counterparts on the boys team into the soup. (It would make a lot more guys sign up for the team next season too).

/situation full of win
//Go Blue
 
2009-03-28 10:20:21 AM  

ttc2301: This is so wrong bodacious on so many levels.


FIFY
 
2009-03-28 10:21:00 AM  
If they were all 18, this would be hot. Because some are not that magical age, you are all sexual predators. Even though one of the girls is 18, there is still a younger girl involved. She is like a few months different in age, but it makes you a complete sicko if you find her attractive. However, on her 18th birthday, you are suddenly no longer afflicted with this disease.
 
2009-03-28 10:21:46 AM  

ttc2301: This is so wrong WONDERFUL on so many levels.


FTFY
 
2009-03-28 10:22:11 AM  
Could somebody please explain where the beJeebus the fail tag fits? (other than possibly "I wasn't in the pool with them"???)
 
2009-03-28 10:22:24 AM  
They look like burn victims.
 
2009-03-28 10:23:08 AM  

BiffSpiffy: 27 bottles of Hershey's Syrup, now that is some ace reporting. Always nail down the important details.

As much as I love girls in chocolate sauce, it never fails to amaze me that the ladies jump right in. You'd think they would at least grab their counterparts on the boys team into the soup. (It would make a lot more guys sign up for the team next season too).

/situation full of win
//Go Blue


even women would rather rub against women in (INSERT FLUID HERE)
Let's face it, men just aren't fun to rub against.
 
2009-03-28 10:24:06 AM  
Don't think i'll....make...it.....to...bunk....

/fap
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2009-03-28 10:24:35 AM  
Is anybody else hungry?
 
2009-03-28 10:24:45 AM  
Was this a Chris Hansen Approved Event?
 
2009-03-28 10:25:01 AM  
beats the Fark out of those cheerleader car washes!

/I'll buy that for a dollar!
 
2009-03-28 10:25:29 AM  
From the Ong Bak folks, a kick ass girl: Chocolate (not a Rickroll, not Chocolate Rain). Think Rain Man meets Monica Dawson from Heroes.
 
2009-03-28 10:25:29 AM  

muymanwell: BiffSpiffy: 27 bottles of Hershey's Syrup, now that is some ace reporting. Always nail down the important details.

As much as I love girls in chocolate sauce, it never fails to amaze me that the ladies jump right in. You'd think they would at least grab their counterparts on the boys team into the soup. (It would make a lot more guys sign up for the team next season too).

/situation full of win
//Go Blue

even women would rather rub against women in (INSERT FLUID HERE)
Let's face it, men just aren't fun to rub against.


Somehow I just can't see (INSERT STICKY SWET FLUID HERE) and hairy bodies going together. Ever.
 
2009-03-28 10:26:02 AM  

tonesskin: nd her attractive. However, on her 18th birthday, you are suddenly no longer afflicted with this disease.


Obvious troll is obvious...

Or could that be sarcasm?

/too bad 'tone' is not inflected in text.
//thinks it was 50% sarcasm + 50% trolling.
 
2009-03-28 10:26:15 AM  
Need to visit Hershey more often.
 
2009-03-28 10:26:27 AM  
Godammit, I went there. We didn't even have a vollyball team then, much less a chocolate covered one.
 
2009-03-28 10:26:33 AM  
Possibly the greatest story ever.

Subby FAILS miserably for even thinking of the fail tag.
 
2009-03-28 10:28:22 AM  

Magic Kingdom: Could somebody please explain where the beJeebus the fail tag fits? (other than possibly "I wasn't in the pool with them"???)


'...washes off after wrestling in a wading tub full of Hershey's chocolate syrup in Oakland Park.'

Maybe because they washed it off instead of me flying to Ft Lauderdale to personally lick all the chocolaty goodness off... High schoolers are 18 right?

If not, I'll take a seat over there because it would still be worth it...
 
2009-03-28 10:28:48 AM  

Warthog: The only fail here is subby's suggestion that the fail tag might be appropriate. This is chocolate coated win in a tub full of awesome.


THIS
 
2009-03-28 10:28:56 AM  

irockalot: They look like burn victims.


Chocolaty, young burn victims... mmmm
 
2009-03-28 10:28:59 AM  
FAIL tag? FAIL TAG? WTF? This is full of more win than I ever knew in high school.....
 
2009-03-28 10:29:04 AM  
Farkin' saved.
 
2009-03-28 10:30:08 AM  

TheRockit: tonesskin: nd her attractive. However, on her 18th birthday, you are suddenly no longer afflicted with this disease.

Obvious troll is obvious...

Or could that be sarcasm?

/too bad 'tone' is not inflected in text.
//thinks it was 50% sarcasm + 50% trolling.


I'm pretty certain it was 101% sarcasm.
 
2009-03-28 10:30:50 AM  
Now I must go listen to Frank Zappa's "Brown Shoes Don't Make It."

If she were my daughter, I'd . . .

What would you do, daddy?

If she were my daughter, I'd . . .

What would you do, daddy?

If she were my daughter, I'd . . .

What would you do, daddy?

Smother that girl in chocolate syrup and strap her on again.
 
2009-03-28 10:31:15 AM  

Contents of a Space Wasp's stomach: Picture number 5 appears to be some sort of Rutger Hauer/Darryl Hannah replicant variant.


So what you're saying is you wouldn't get your c-beam anywhere near her Tannhauser gate?
 
2009-03-28 10:31:39 AM  
If only all the world's problems could be solved with female teenage volleyball players wrestling in a tub of chocolate syrup...
actually that's not a good idea, because people would then create international incidents at the drop of a hat.
 
2009-03-28 10:32:40 AM  
I feel like a dirty bastard just looking at the photos.
 
2009-03-28 10:32:42 AM  
your all sex offenders now, sorry.
 
2009-03-28 10:33:07 AM  

TheRockit: tonesskin: nd her attractive. However, on her 18th birthday, you are suddenly no longer afflicted with this disease.

Obvious troll is obvious...

Or could that be sarcasm?

/too bad 'tone' is not inflected in text.
//thinks it was 50% sarcasm + 50% trolling.


You know, here's what's messed up to me...In Florida, and other states, there's a difference in the age of consent between boys and girls, usually 2 years. Now, I was always told growing up that girls matured much faster than boys. So why do they need 2 more years than their counterparts to give consent to sex?
Reference (new window)
 
2009-03-28 10:34:11 AM  
I think subby meant it was FAIL because they had clothes on...

/not subby
//fap, fap...
 
2009-03-28 10:34:54 AM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
2009-03-28 10:36:21 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2009-03-28 10:36:39 AM  

char_boy: Now I must go listen to Frank Zappa's "Brown Shoes Don't Make It."

If she were my daughter, I'd . . .

What would you do, daddy?

If she were my daughter, I'd . . .

What would you do, daddy?

If she were my daughter, I'd . . .

What would you do, daddy?

Smother that girl in chocolate syrup and strap her on again.


Exactly what I was thinking.

/mmm chocolate...
 
2009-03-28 10:36:57 AM  

randomizetimer: I feel like a dirty bastard just looking at the photos.


You'll get over it.
 
2009-03-28 10:37:47 AM  
PumpUpDaFark
In b4 my comment
 
2009-03-28 10:38:28 AM  

muymanwell: TheRockit: tonesskin: nd her attractive. However, on her 18th birthday, you are suddenly no longer afflicted with this disease.

Obvious troll is obvious...

Or could that be sarcasm?

/too bad 'tone' is not inflected in text.
//thinks it was 50% sarcasm + 50% trolling.

You know, here's what's messed up to me...In Florida, and other states, there's a difference in the age of consent between boys and girls, usually 2 years. Now, I was always told growing up that girls matured much faster than boys. So why do they need 2 more years than their counterparts to give consent to sex?
Reference (new window)


2 years might not be enough as long as girls can retract their consent after the fact and press rape charges because they feel slutty for sleeping with a guy earlier.
 
2009-03-28 10:39:24 AM  

char_boy: Now I must go listen to Frank Zappa's "Brown Shoes Don't Make It."

If she were my daughter, I'd . . .

What would you do, daddy?

If she were my daughter, I'd . . .

What would you do, daddy?

If she were my daughter, I'd . . .

What would you do, daddy?

Smother that girl in chocolate syrup and strap her on again.


Is your wife attending an orchid show?
 
2009-03-28 10:40:02 AM  
surprised I am the first one to say this...sweeeeeet.
 
2009-03-28 10:40:28 AM  
Denkins was right.
OK now I'M dreaming of a chocolate city...
 
2009-03-28 10:41:20 AM  
It looks like they decided to have a wrestling competition after having an eating contest at Taco Bell.

Think about it.
 
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