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		Man robs retired police chief at police convention, dubbed "dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania" (baltimoresun.com)		20
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SilentStrider		2009-03-27 06:10:07 PM

When a reporter asked the suspect for comment as he was led out of court, he said, "I'm smooth."

pics.livejournal.com

eddyatwork		2009-03-27 06:31:06 PM

Those are awesome slippers.

Gilligann		2009-03-27 07:05:28 PM

"I'm smooth."

What could he have meant, considering his situation?

Megain		2009-03-27 07:59:32 PM

mr. jerome "smooth" blanchett

Calcasieu		2009-03-27 08:56:19 PM

Greil: ~~highly~~ very, very, very amused.

FTFY

jmccarth07		2009-03-27 08:58:31 PM

SilentStrider: When a reporter asked the suspect for comment as he was led out of court, he said, "I'm smooth."

This makes my procrastination (two papers... bleh) completely worthwhile. Thanks!

ironrat		2009-03-27 09:19:34 PM

The suspect was arraigned and taken to Dauphin County Prison. When a reporter asked the suspect for comment as he was led out of court, he said, "I'm smooth."

Nobody is askin' about your pubes boy.

Donau		2009-03-27 09:24:56 PM

Just the situation this article implies made me laugh.

/wants mugshot

Megain		2009-03-27 09:27:56 PM

Donau: /wants mugshot

well, it's not a mugshot, but the pic i posted above is the guy in question. click it for the article it's from

bingethinker		2009-03-27 09:41:47 PM

No, no. The dumbest criminal is the guy a couple of years ago who tried to rob a donut shop. He actually walked past three or four police cars in the parking lot to get into the store, then walked past six or eight uniformed officers to get to the cashier to try to hold her up.

srtpointman		2009-03-27 09:42:21 PM

So his plan of escape was to take a cab? Nice job.

Jgok		2009-03-27 09:50:58 PM

eddyatwork: Those are awesome slippers.

Yep, I've got some similar to that, except they're panthers instead of lions.

/ better than the warthog ones I used to have
// they're warm and comfy, dammit.

Cog		2009-03-27 10:12:13 PM

Don't know if he's dumber than this guy. (new window)

chi_tino		2009-03-27 10:33:17 PM

Can someone explain to me why robbers take cell phones?

They are PHYSICALLY TRACEABLE, for crying out loud! Why not just give them a GPS tracker, too?

selloco		2009-03-27 10:47:15 PM

"John Comparetto said as he came out of a stall in the men's room, a man pointed a gun in his face and demanded money. There were 300 narcotics officers from Pennsylvania and Ohio at the gathering."

10 to 1 that the criminal was a narcotics officer

Gyrfalcon		2009-03-27 11:18:40 PM

chi_tino: Can someone explain to me why robbers take cell phones?

They are PHYSICALLY TRACEABLE, for crying out loud! Why not just give them a GPS tracker, too?

Because they're CRIMINALS. And criminals are STUPID. HONESTLY, why does anyone even bother asking anymore. If they were smart enough to do ANYTHING ELSE, they'd be mopping toilets at a Grayhound station or something.

But the dumbest criminal in the world still has to be the one who robbed a gun store.

Hector Remarkable		2009-03-27 11:53:04 PM

Well, if you're smooth, you're smooth. Probably creamy as well. Definitely not rough or chunky.

/Joe Camel - he was smooth.

Chinman		2009-03-27 11:57:07 PM

HAHAHAHA! Nice pic Megain. I'll be at that building monday morning.
(witness, not defendant)

syzygy whizz		2009-03-28 12:07:05 AM

Gilligann: "I'm smooth."

What could he have meant, considering his situation?

Well...
My friends and I have a response for when somebody does really stupid shiat...
it goes like this:

"Smooth move, Ex-Lax!"

That's probably what he meant...that kinda 'smooth'.