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(ABC Action News)   Woman videotapes herself having sex with dog while watching child porn. Then things get weird   (abcactionnews.com) divider line 273
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2009-03-26 02:18:19 PM  
So she was arrested for child porn, but the dog sex had to be mentioned a bunch for the effect.
 
2009-03-26 02:21:40 PM  
That's very meta. She videotaped herself watching child porn. Maybe she was trying to do one of those 2girls1cup reaction videos. Plus dog sex.
 
2009-03-26 02:23:39 PM  
Theaetetus: That's very meta. She videotaped herself watching child porn. Maybe she was trying to do one of those 2girls1cup reaction videos. Plus dog sex.

So, if the camera showed the video she was watching, does that count as creating child porn or recreating child porn?
 
2009-03-26 02:24:05 PM  
Was she trying to upstage that woman who was screwing the beagle?
 
2009-03-26 02:25:51 PM  
I came in here to say, really, haven't we had enough threads about the dog farker? Enough with the repeats!

But then I RTFA, and noticed that it was an entirely different farker of dogs.

Maybe not so much we should complete the dog farking trifecta.

I feel a little sick.
 
2009-03-26 02:28:20 PM  
Was the dog alive, and not across the street from a daycare center? No harm done.
 
2009-03-26 02:30:39 PM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2009-03-26 02:30:51 PM  
Man, after seeing her picture, I bet even the dog regretted it.
 
2009-03-26 02:32:10 PM  
RoxtarRyan: Man, after seeing her picture, I bet even the dog regretted it.

We won't know until her sentencing hearing.

/ba dum kssh
 
2009-03-26 02:35:09 PM  
KyngNothing: Was she trying to upstage that woman who was screwing the beagle?

If there were a God, this would have been a repeat.
 
2009-03-26 02:35:33 PM  
That appears to be animal cruelty.
 
2009-03-26 02:38:33 PM  
sullyman: That appears to be animal cruelty.

Yeah, she must have gotten the dog drunk first, too.
 
2009-03-26 02:39:13 PM  
blog.internetnews.com

Appropriate.
 
2009-03-26 02:40:29 PM  
KyngNothing: Was she trying to upstage that woman who was screwing the beagle?

The gauntlet has been thrown down! I'm going to make a similar video, only in mine, I'm also going to rip the tags off of mattresses.
 
2009-03-26 02:40:43 PM  
That must have been one ugly dog
 
2009-03-26 02:45:03 PM  
She was making sexy time with two dogs, not one.

/Off to scrub my brain with steel wool.
 
2009-03-26 02:50:20 PM  
Poor doggie.
 
2009-03-26 02:52:59 PM  
OK. Then things get weird. I am confused at which part is where it gets weird:

The 53-year-old gave a CD with the images to an acquaintance, who turned it over to police. Willette is in Sarasota County Jail and is charged with three counts of possessing child porn.

Willette admitted to detectives that she had sex with the animals in her home and watched young girls perform sex acts on the Internet.


Wasn't the first part weirder where she was having sex with dogs? More so than her giving the CD to an acquaintance and having it turned over to police?

So why would things get weird after the sex part?

That headline doesn't make much sense unless there is some taboo against giving a CD to an acquaintance and having it turned over to police.
 
2009-03-26 02:54:43 PM  
A buddy of mine told me a story about something that happened when he was about 10 years old. He was home alone one afternoon; his mom had gone to the store or something so there were no cars in the drive.

He went out into the yard and walked around the corner of his house, just in time to see his own dog cornholing his neighbor.

The neighbor, thinking no one was home, had sneaked into my buddy's driveway, dropped his pants, and managed to get my buddy's dog to buttsecks him.
 
2009-03-26 02:57:05 PM  
Giving the dog a bone = Good

Getting boned by the dog = Bad
 
2009-03-26 03:07:30 PM  
The 53-year-old gave a CD with the images to an acquaintance, who turned it over to police.

Awkward.
 
2009-03-26 03:11:25 PM  
This seriously made me want to puke.
 
2009-03-26 03:23:20 PM  
In redneck Florida, dog gives bone to you!
 
2009-03-26 03:27:58 PM  
TheYeti: The 53-year-old gave a CD with the images to an acquaintance, who turned it over to police.

Awkward.


"Hey Sally, check out this tape I made. Funny, huh?"
 
2009-03-26 03:33:03 PM  
FTA: Deputies say Caroline Willette videotaped herself having sex with two dogs and watching child pornography with a friend.

The 53-year-old gave a CD with the images to an acquaintance, who turned it over to police.


Who hangs out with crap like this?
 
2009-03-26 03:36:28 PM  
The 53-year-old gave a CD with the images to an acquaintance

That wasn't her first mistake, but it was a doosie.
 
2009-03-26 04:01:51 PM  
Many women prefer dogs over men, child porn over normal porn.

Please ladies think of the men and children.
 
2009-03-26 04:05:28 PM  
It's like copy cat killing except they keep getting uglier.

www.abcactionnews.com

media2.kxan.com

www.news.com.au

All hot linked
 
2009-03-26 04:08:16 PM  
To put the disturbing frosting on the multilayered wrong cake she was serving up; she looped the Kibbles n' Bits commercial soundtrack over the images during post-production.
 
2009-03-26 04:20:50 PM  
www.magnificentbastard.com

I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell law is being broken, besides cruelty to animals.
 
2009-03-26 04:26:42 PM  
beerrun: I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell law is being broken, besides cruelty to animals.

From another article

Caroline Willette, 53, gave a CD with the images to an acquaintance, who turned it over to police. Willette has been charged with three counts of possessing child porn and remained Wednesday in the Sarasota County Jail.

Link (new window)
 
2009-03-26 04:32:01 PM  
Her big mistake was the child porn. In Florida, bestiality isn't illegal ... yet.
 
2009-03-26 05:14:08 PM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2009-03-26 05:14:41 PM  
Shoot the dog.

Seriously, he doesn't want to live after that.

No one would.
 
2009-03-26 05:15:03 PM  
Sex with her would be bestiality.
 
2009-03-26 05:15:23 PM  
She looks kind of like the two sides of her face came from different people. Anybody feel like doing the "half-face mirror image" trick for both sides? Can't do it on this machine.
 
2009-03-26 05:15:24 PM  
KyngNothing: Was she trying to upstage that woman who was screwing the beagle?

You don't consider this successful then?
 
2009-03-26 05:15:51 PM  
She was imagining the dog was a little kid, except with a bigger ding dong.
 
2009-03-26 05:16:14 PM  
Mom?
 
2009-03-26 05:16:24 PM  
tumba00: beerrun: I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell law is being broken, besides cruelty to animals.

From another article

Caroline Willette, 53, gave a CD with the images to an acquaintance, who turned it over to police. Willette has been charged with three counts of possessing child porn and remained Wednesday in the Sarasota County Jail.

Link (new window)


Thanks Sherlock. I guess you're not a big Eastwood fan.
 
2009-03-26 05:17:55 PM  
Visualingo: TheYeti: The 53-year-old gave a CD with the images to an acquaintance, who turned it over to police.

Awkward.

"Hey Sally, check out this tape I made. Funny, huh?"


Nobody likes a tattletale Cindy...
 
2009-03-26 05:18:07 PM  
She looks like Gene Wilder..

Paging IXIJimIXI
 
2009-03-26 05:18:40 PM  
GreenSun: She was imagining the dog was a little kid, except with a bigger ding dong.

When I was younger, you could get this brand of soft bubblegum in a toothpast-like tube. If you squeezed it hard enough, the gum would come out looking just like a dog erection.

Dear God, I don't know why I posted that.
 
2009-03-26 05:19:33 PM  
www.backyardchickens.com

/Approves
 
2009-03-26 05:19:44 PM  
ScottMpls: Mom?

Came here for that comment and I now leave satisfied

\unlike being with your mom
\nothin'
 
2009-03-26 05:19:59 PM  
beerrun: tumba00: beerrun: I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell law is being broken, besides cruelty to animals.

From another article

Caroline Willette, 53, gave a CD with the images to an acquaintance, who turned it over to police. Willette has been charged with three counts of possessing child porn and remained Wednesday in the Sarasota County Jail.

Link (new window)

Thanks Sherlock. I guess you're not a big Eastwood fan.


I like Eastwood but I am a little slow today after only getting a couple hours sleep last night.
 
2009-03-26 05:20:43 PM  
KyngNothing: Was she trying to upstage that woman who was screwing the beagle?

I just assumed it was a repeat. No wonder peanut butter sales are up.
 
2009-03-26 05:22:03 PM  
buckler: She looks kind of like the two sides of her face came from different people. Anybody feel like doing the "half-face mirror image" trick for both sides? Can't do it on this machine.

i112.photobucket.com
 
2009-03-26 05:22:06 PM  
buckler: When I was younger, you could get this brand of soft bubblegum in a toothpast-like tube. If you squeezed it hard enough, the gum would come out looking just like a dog erection.

Dear God, I don't know why I posted that.


I don't know why either, but you both frightened me and made me spew cool-aid on my desk at the same time.

Also, please never ever post again.
 
2009-03-26 05:22:29 PM  
buckeyebrain: The Aristocrats!

For once, this woulda been perfect in the headline.
 
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