might just shake the deuce loose

Oh for fark's sakes, why does everything that pertains to normal childhood developement have to be made "fun".

"Hey Timmy, if you don't like the dinner I serve, I'll make it look like a fun little pirate ship."

No wonder our little snowflakes are turning into self indulgent, soft little pussies.

sleeps in trees: Oh for fark's sakes, why does everything that pertains to normal childhood developement have to be made "fun".

"Hey Timmy, if you don't like the dinner I serve, I'll make it look like a fun little pirate ship."

No wonder our little snowflakes are turning into self indulgent, soft little pussies.

Where's your sense of magic and wonder?

MikeXpop: sleeps in trees: Oh for fark's sakes, why does everything that pertains to normal childhood developement have to be made "fun".

"Hey Timmy, if you don't like the dinner I serve, I'll make it look like a fun little pirate ship."

No wonder our little snowflakes are turning into self indulgent, soft little pussies.

Where's your sense of magic and wonder?



It disappeared somewhere between the morning sickness and the placenta.

sleeps in trees: Oh for fark's sakes, why does everything that pertains to normal childhood developement have to be made "fun".

"Hey Timmy, if you don't like the dinner I serve, I'll make it look like a fun little pirate ship."

No wonder our little snowflakes are turning into self indulgent, soft little pussies.

Translation: Bawwwww, my kids hate my cooking.

Enough of this crap, I'm going back to the boobies thread.

They didn't show the discarded McDonald's bag and scrap of newspaper for when you can't quite make it home from work.

F*ck you, Subby.

That's stuck in my head now.

sleeps in trees: No wonder our little snowflakes are turning into self indulgent, soft little pussies.

also....the fake biz markie fggt makes me wanna stab somemone

Wow, kiss your rap career goodbye, man. Not that you had one, but still.

WFern: sleeps in trees: Oh for fark's sakes, why does everything that pertains to normal childhood developement have to be made "fun".

"Hey Timmy, if you don't like the dinner I serve, I'll make it look like a fun little pirate ship."

No wonder our little snowflakes are turning into self indulgent, soft little pussies.

Translation: Bawwwww, my kids hate my cooking.

I take it you're not comming over for dinner.

Kind of a long commercial. . . .

i'm definitely doing the potty dance next time i hit the gay bar.

Toilet sex?

sleeps in trees: I take it you're not comming over for dinner.

I never turn down free food.

xlbrooklyn: I see a new meme on the horizon. *sigh*



/you rang?

sleeps in trees: Oh for fark's sakes, why does everything that pertains to normal childhood developement have to be made "fun".

"Hey Timmy, if you don't like the dinner I serve, I'll make it look like a fun little pirate ship."

No wonder our little snowflakes are turning into self indulgent, soft little pussies.

THIS!

Biggie Smalls' ghost is a sell-out.

At around 38 seconds it looks like the little boy punches his Mom in the crotch. "Take that for making me hold it!"

I like this one better. (new window)

Weird

just because i just was made aware of this service. and i can't help myself, this clip is now benny hillified (new window)

Meh, this is gay. It seems like someone paid for it to be greenlit. I'm sorry I clicked on it, and I want the 30 seconds I let it play reimbursed to my lifespan.

Funny how the asians are in yellow clothes, and the gingers in red. Racists!

Seems like the concept of holding it is opposed to the purpose of a Pull-Up.

What if you've got a loose deuce in your caboose?

I want my 3.62 seconds back.

"You come out with stink like that. Poop. You poopmouth, with poop out of your mouth."

Ye gods, that is not at all what I was expecting. I was thinking of a dominating, hot girl with a whip, and punishments for.... Something's bad, bad wrong with me.


Another Hole in Your Head: I like this one better. (new window)

Yes, that one's awesome!

Asians are yellow, Black people are lavender, Indians are pinkish, Australians are orange, White people are blue and where navy blue jeans... Class dismissed.

//I want my 2:18 back, please. Thank you.

Ya bring your right hand back
Ya stick your thumb in your butt
Ya waggle your hips
Ya do the poopeh dance!

I'm shaking my head and giving my "WTF" disapproval face... yet giggling like a mother farker. So... really? WTF?! Umm... okay.

Ok, let me get this straight. The kid asks to go potty but needs to learn the potty dance?

He just told you he needs to go potty, why the hell does he need to learn some dance to inform you of this?

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: What if you've got a loose deuce in your caboose?

You mean fearing the turtle?

sgt_shvatz: "You come out with stink like that. Poop. You poopmouth, with poop out of your mouth."

"If I gave you some money out of my wallet, would that make you feel any better?"

ckirchen1: sgt_shvatz: "You come out with stink like that. Poop. You poopmouth, with poop out of your mouth."

"If I gave you some money out of my wallet, would that make you feel any better?"

You will eat that cat poop.

I don't get what they are trying to teach. You don't need diapers if you grab your crotch and squeeze and dance? Shouldn't they be teaching them to... I don't know.... go to the bathroom?

Great, my wife just caught me doing the Potty Dance.

not to toot my own farts, but i like my potty dance better:

Potty Time (baby seal club mix) by Alex the Seal (featuring Pee Daddy)

There's a dance people do when they need to go
You might have learned it from your father or your mother
Now it's your turn to pass it on
To your cousin, your sister, or your brother
Everybody starts out as a baby
And the more you eat and drink, the more you grow
But the food and water that your body doesn't need
Moves through your stomach, and then out it goes

Pee over here! Poop back there!
Wipe your butt like you just don't care
Once you've mastered the basic moves
Then it's time for a different groove
To let everybody know your bladder's full
Just grab your pants and give a little pull
Make sure your eyes are open wide
Then twist around from side to side

Potty people know the bathroom's the place to be
I want everybody in the club to look at me
'Cause I gotta pee pee pee pee
I gotta pee pee pee pee
Gotta what? Gotta what?
Gotta what? Gotta what?
I gotta pee pee pee pee
I gotta pee pee pee pee

After a while, a diaper's no good
It just won't hold what you think it should
Soon you're making a big big mess
Then you'll realize the toilet's best
'Cause you're stinky, you're smelly
Your diaper feels like jelly
Your poo looks like the vindaloo
I got while in New Delhi

So ditch the diapers and put on pants
And if you need to go, do the potty dance
Knees together, move 'em up and down
Kick your feet and then hop around
Grab your left leg and your right one, too
Hold that pose and then skip to the loo
'Cause you've got your seat, and I've got mine
Come on, baby - it's potty time

/this shameless plug has been brought to you by the numbers "1" and "2" and the letter "p"

Everyone in Australia wears pith helmets.

What was with the robots? Robots don't need to pee.

I approve of the international milfage in that video.