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(Daily Mail)   Study finds that a man looks into a woman's eyes for 8.2 seconds if he is attracted to her, 4.5 seconds if he is not, and 0.0 seconds if she's a C-cup or above   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2009-03-25 10:57:48 AM  
Only if you manage a glance that lasts longer than 8.2 seconds

8.2 seconds.

8.2 seconds of looking across a room at someone you don't know is not a "glance."

That's a lingering look. That's:

One boobasippie.
Two boobasippie.
Three boobasippie.
Four boobasippie.
Five boobasippie.
Six boobasippie.
Seven boobasippie.
Eight boobasippie.
Ni--

All without actually looking at the boobasippies.

I believe this is an impossible achievement without being labeled some sort of pervert stalker, and intend to launch my own study.
 
2009-03-25 11:02:41 AM  
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2009-03-25 11:53:54 AM  
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His eyes are definitely in the wrong place.

Also 8.2 seconds will creep a b*tch out unless you are holding a wad of cash in your hand.
 
2009-03-25 11:56:06 AM  
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So begins the thread
 
2009-03-25 12:01:15 PM  
Nice headline, subby.
 
2009-03-25 12:03:46 PM  
That is so not true. If she's a C cup or bigger, we don't even realize that she has eyes.
 
2009-03-25 12:11:52 PM  
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So true
 
2009-03-25 12:17:41 PM  

absoluteparanoia: This post shows my support for the quality of this thread and the pictures contained herein.

So begins the thread


Oh, and uhh...let me help with that:

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2009-03-25 12:37:37 PM  
8 seconds? That's enough for a restraining order, right there.
 
2009-03-25 02:06:11 PM  
this is not a bookmark
 
2009-03-25 02:39:00 PM  
Women have eyes? Who knew ...
 
2009-03-25 02:39:19 PM  
I look into a woman's cleavage for 8.2 seconds before looking at her boobs.

// 6'4 is an EXCELLENT vantage point
// not for tall chicks, though
// tall chicks are teh HAWT
 
2009-03-25 02:39:24 PM  
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2009-03-25 02:39:27 PM  
8 seconds? That's about the time I turn red and giggle.
 
2009-03-25 02:39:33 PM  
Not much nicer than a pair of well shaped 36D's to enjoy each night. Especially if she's quite a bit younger

/giggity
 
2009-03-25 02:41:07 PM  
Women seem to think men stare at boobs all the time. We do have peripheral vision, we don't actually have to stare in order to take them in.
 
2009-03-25 02:41:12 PM  

Dr Dreidel: // tall chicks are teh HAWT


Indeed. I'm 6'-2", and the closer a girl gets to my height, her hotness seems to increase exponentially.
 
2009-03-25 02:42:05 PM  

wildcardjack: Women seem to think men stare at boobs all the time. We do have peripheral vision, we don't actually have to stare in order to take them in.


How come I still struggle to get my BF and some of his friends to actually look me in the eye?
 
2009-03-25 02:43:17 PM  

AnthraxRipple: Dr Dreidel: // tall chicks are teh HAWT

Indeed. I'm 6'-2", and the closer a girl gets to my height, her hotness seems to increase exponentially.


So... Kristen Chenoweth is out then?
 
2009-03-25 02:43:45 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Not much nicer than a pair of well shaped 36D's to enjoy each night. Especially if she's quite a bit younger

/giggity


Exactly. Who wants a girl who's boobs scored straight A's in school.
 
2009-03-25 02:44:18 PM  

KatjaMouse: wildcardjack: Women seem to think men stare at boobs all the time. We do have peripheral vision, we don't actually have to stare in order to take them in.

How come I still struggle to get my BF and some of his friends to actually look me in the eye?


Maybe it's not that your breasts are attractive, but that your eyes are hideous? Have you ever considered that?
 
2009-03-25 02:44:27 PM  

KatjaMouse: wildcardjack: Women seem to think men stare at boobs all the time. We do have peripheral vision, we don't actually have to stare in order to take them in.

How come I still struggle to get my BF and some of his friends to actually look me in the eye?


we don't HAVE to stare.... but we prefer to
 
2009-03-25 02:44:50 PM  
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2009-03-25 02:44:51 PM  
But I'm an ass man. At least that's what everyone tells me.
 
2009-03-25 02:45:27 PM  

AnthraxRipple: Dr Dreidel: // tall chicks are teh HAWT

Indeed. I'm 6'-2", and the closer a girl gets to my height, her hotness seems to increase exponentially.


I'm 5'11" and married a 6' woman. I have to agree.

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2009-03-25 02:45:57 PM  
8.5 seconds surpasses creepy leering.

hell, we BLINK, on average, every 5 seconds.
 
2009-03-25 02:46:14 PM  
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2009-03-25 02:46:43 PM  
What breasts may look like

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2009-03-25 02:46:47 PM  

KatjaMouse: How come I still struggle to get my BF and some of his friends to actually look me in the eye?


When I was younger, I was constantly scanning my surroundings, taking everything in. It turns out that my male friends and coworkers (on a submarine) were perfectly fine with me just talking towards them while looking elsewhere.

My then-girlfriend, now-wife made it clear to me that this is not normal behavior and most people find it off-putting. Perhaps no one has ever told your friends in a non "hey my eyes are up here" way that what they're doing is noticeable and rude.
 
2009-03-25 02:46:58 PM  
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NSFW

/never had a problem receiving eye contact
 
2009-03-25 02:47:14 PM  
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2009-03-25 02:47:34 PM  

wildcardjack: Women seem to think men stare at boobs all the time. We do have peripheral vision, we don't actually have to stare in order to take them in.


Well, I also break up the routine by looking at their ass too.
 
2009-03-25 02:47:48 PM  
KatjaMouse, look you in the eye? As in one? WELL, THERE IS YOUR PROBLEM. Tits or GTFO.
 
2009-03-25 02:48:39 PM  

MonkeyAngst: Maybe it's not that your breasts are attractive, but that your eyes are hideous? Have you ever considered that?


Flaunt what you've got. Monkey is close, though I'm not gonna be the guy that passes judgment on a girl's looks. For the record -- if guys only look at your tits, you're probably annoying, boring, or ugly. Or you've got a nice set of tits.

/Maybe if her profile pics has some better body shots.
 
2009-03-25 02:49:26 PM  
I would have though that anything more than 5 seconds would be considered weird and the cops would be called.

Not comfortable with the fact that if after 8.2 seconds of looking at a co-worker she'll start thinking that I'm interested in her...

/bad shivers
 
2009-03-25 02:49:40 PM  
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2009-03-25 02:50:19 PM  
MOAR BOOBEES!

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2009-03-25 02:50:28 PM  
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2009-03-25 02:50:29 PM  

factoryconnection: KatjaMouse: How come I still struggle to get my BF and some of his friends to actually look me in the eye?

When I was younger, I was constantly scanning my surroundings, taking everything in. It turns out that my male friends and coworkers (on a submarine) were perfectly fine with me just talking towards them while looking elsewhere.

My then-girlfriend, now-wife made it clear to me that this is not normal behavior and most people find it off-putting. Perhaps no one has ever told your friends in a non "hey my eyes are up here" way that what they're doing is noticeable and rude.


At least I don't have my sister's problem. I think a chunk of the population aren't even aware she has eyes.

/No one took her seriously as an actress
//That is until she was nominated for an Irene Ryan
///Even then her part had her wearing a boob hoisting corset
 
2009-03-25 02:51:21 PM  
Get a good look Costanza???
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2009-03-25 02:52:09 PM  
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2009-03-25 02:52:12 PM  
I have no idea what's in the rarticle, or what the rest of you farker said in the thread, but the pictures, I like em.
 
2009-03-25 02:54:00 PM  

HowAboutNo: MOAR BOOBEES!


Selma Blair says no.

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2009-03-25 02:54:30 PM  

Dr Dreidel: I look into a woman's cleavage for 8.2 seconds before looking at her boobs.

// 6'4 is an EXCELLENT vantage point
// not for tall chicks, though
// tall chicks are teh HAWT


there are great advantages to being tall, and yes, tall women are hot
 
2009-03-25 02:57:47 PM  

KatjaMouse: wildcardjack: Women seem to think men stare at boobs all the time. We do have peripheral vision, we don't actually have to stare in order to take them in.

How come I still struggle to get my BF and some of his friends to actually look me in the eye?


Not sure...your profile pic doesn't include enough of your chest area to come to any real conclusions on this regard. Remedy this and I'm sure the community will gladly offer opinions on the matter. You do have pretty eyes, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you are at least a DD? In which case most of the guys are going to be rather easily distracted from the sparklies to the moving bits. We like interactivity, what can I say, and the way that large chests move suggest interactivity. Lots and lots of interactivity. Sparkly eyes are nice, but...

/hey, why do you think that people argue that gameplay trumps graphics?
//but graphics are still really really important
///same thing really--good 'graphics' suggest good gameplay
////I'm such a nerd
//glad I'm married
//and there is plenty of interactivity, thank you very much
//more slashies anyone?
 
2009-03-25 02:58:52 PM  

loonatic112358: there are great advantages to being tall, and yes, tall women are hot


Yes they are.

/me 5'8"
//GF 5'11" w/o heels
 
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2009-03-25 02:59:02 PM  

jaylectricity: absoluteparanoia: This post shows my support for the quality of this thread and the pictures contained herein.

So begins the thread

Oh, and uhh...let me help with that:


That first picture never fails to brighten my day.

Thanks!
 
2009-03-25 02:59:23 PM  
and how long would you look at these?

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