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2009-03-25 04:48:22 AM  
Damn I just got home, I didn't know there would be math...
Now everyone know in religion 1+1= Noah, why because the Pope says so.

Thanks for the correction username... I caught it before I left work, and ment to print a retraction.

I gueess I hit the fail trifecta.
 
2009-03-25 04:52:35 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: Wii.Tard: Lets take the statement "God has a plan"
Would believing in God change this plan?

If no, then why should I believe in God? (God planned on me going to hell in the 1st place right?)

If yes, then that would mean I have control over God. I can control God's actions. Then why is he called God in that case?


'god has a plan' has to be the most willfully ignorant statement I've ever heard come out of someone's mouth.


Nice call vaginal instrument. If God had a plan for everything, then why was I granted free will. Please refrence my previous post for my religious views and please give to my new church!!!

Oh look a boobie... wife contributes to my church...
 
2009-03-25 04:56:48 AM  
hostJP: Nice call vaginal instrument. If God had a plan for everything, then why was I granted free will. Please refrence my previous post for my religious views and please give to my new church!!!

Oh look a boobie... wife contributes to my church...



Looks like your wife is only half committed or she suffered from breast cancer and had a mastectomy. Either way...I'm sorry?

Is the sabbath in your church reserved for football and beer? If it is, sign me up.
 
2009-03-25 04:56:58 AM  
Ever notice how society seems to expect people to be tolerant of everything *except* Christianity?
 
2009-03-25 04:59:16 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: hostJP: Nice call vaginal instrument. If God had a plan for everything, then why was I granted free will. Please refrence my previous post for my religious views and please give to my new church!!!

Oh look a boobie... wife contributes to my church...


Looks like your wife is only half committed or she suffered from breast cancer and had a mastectomy. Either way...I'm sorry?

Is the sabbath in your church reserved for football and beer? If it is, sign me up.


Nahh one is covered by the blanket, she's sleeping. And dear God yes it is. See above for other church goals
 
2009-03-25 05:01:37 AM  
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2009-03-25 05:06:20 AM  
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2009-03-25 05:26:49 AM  
Begoggle: I keep hoping the return of "Bevets classic".

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2009-03-25 05:34:01 AM  
I'm afraid diet Bevets is all I can take at this point. Half the crazy with none of the calories.
 
2009-03-25 05:35:45 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: Half the crazy with none of the calories.

*snort* for some reason that hits me as hilarious
 
2009-03-25 05:36:26 AM  
If it wasn't illegal I would probably actively persecute Christians. At the least take away their right to vote or hold public office. I'm sure they feel the same way about me.
 
2009-03-25 05:47:19 AM  
They're just trying to save you from yourselves. People who reject God are all self-destructive animals that inhale jenkem while raping their pet turtles in front of their eight pre-pubescent wives that are also their daughters and/or gay abomination sons. You should get down on your knees and kiss their feet for suffering so much persecution to save your worthless, jenkem sniffing, polygamist, pedophile, bestiality-loving, ghey-spawning souls.

/I know all that is true because the man on the tee-vee told me.
//He also told me to put my money in the bowl for Jesus.
 
2009-03-25 05:49:58 AM  
I failed jenkem
 
2009-03-25 05:50:30 AM  
Why not just hold a moratorium on all these religions until scientists can figure out which one's the real one.

Then, anybody so inclined would just naturally go with that one.

Who in their right mind could argue with logic like this?
 
2009-03-25 06:04:44 AM  
biglot: Who in their right mind could argue with logic like this?

Most people.
 
2009-03-25 06:28:09 AM  
Holden C: Oh hey, another Atheist vs. Christian thread.

I'm sure this discussion will offer up salient points and intelligent discourse missing in the previous 97 threads on the same topic.

Have at it people...


Yeah, that's pretty much it.
 
2009-03-25 06:43:30 AM  
almafuerte: I am sick of Tolerance. Tolerance is AGAINST humanity. The Fundamental (Strong, Weak, Electromagnetic, Gravity) Forces are not Tolerant, That's why the universe exists and evolves. Inorganic molecules are not tolerant, that's why life started. No life form has ever been tolerant, that's why we evolved. That's why we exist. INTOLERANCE. Each system doing it's best for itself. That brought us here. It's what we are. If Animals had been tolerant and weak, they wouldn't have eaten the lowest specimens, and there would be no life in this planet. It's hard to accept, for the modern human being, that being cruel is necessary. Even the most cruels man of today lie and justify their actions. There's no need to do that. Anything STRONG is GOOD. Anything that destroys weakness and elevates the human being is GOOD. Religion is Weakness of the mind. But Don't believe me. Let evolution decide. Stop being considerate to each other. That kills evolution. Let the Religious people try to destroy Atheism, and let the Atheists try to destroy Religion. Evolution will take care of choosing the best of each, and man will better at the end of the day.
Religions that preach tolerance, weakness, humility, poverty (Like Christianism) are PERVERSE religions. They foment the worst of the human being, and attack the instincts that made us what we are. They must be destroyed. Atheists that preach peace and tolerance and freedom of beliefs are weak too, and must be destroyed too.

It's time for the human being to embrace its true roots, and let evolution continue, take the evolution of the human race in its hands and lead it to the future. without mercy, without shame, without doubt. Any action that goes against the natural laws is SUICIDAL.


That's stupid.
 
2009-03-25 06:51:14 AM  
almafuerte: I am sick of Tolerance. Tolerance is AGAINST humanity. The Fundamental (Strong, Weak, Electromagnetic, Gravity) Forces are not Tolerant, That's why the universe exists and evolves. Inorganic molecules are not tolerant, that's why life started. No life form has ever been tolerant, that's why we evolved. That's why we exist. INTOLERANCE. Each system doing it's best for itself. That brought us here. It's what we are. If Animals had been tolerant and weak, they wouldn't have eaten the lowest specimens, and there would be no life in this planet. It's hard to accept, for the modern human being, that being cruel is necessary. Even the most cruels man of today lie and justify their actions. There's no need to do that. Anything STRONG is GOOD. Anything that destroys weakness and elevates the human being is GOOD. Religion is Weakness of the mind. But Don't believe me. Let evolution decide. Stop being considerate to each other. That kills evolution. Let the Religious people try to destroy Atheism, and let the Atheists try to destroy Religion. Evolution will take care of choosing the best of each, and man will better at the end of the day.
Religions that preach tolerance, weakness, humility, poverty (Like Christianism) are PERVERSE religions. They foment the worst of the human being, and attack the instincts that made us what we are. They must be destroyed. Atheists that preach peace and tolerance and freedom of beliefs are weak too, and must be destroyed too.

It's time for the human being to embrace its true roots, and let evolution continue, take the evolution of the human race in its hands and lead it to the future. without mercy, without shame, without doubt. Any action that goes against the natural laws is SUICIDAL.



You sound fat.
 
2009-03-25 06:52:05 AM  
From the article: "To describe yourself as pro-life or pro-family suggests that the rest of us are somehow anti-life and anti-family, a clearly absurd proposition."

Well, when you believe killing unborn babies is OK, I would say that makes you anti-life.
 
2009-03-25 06:52:23 AM  
Moonbarker Osbourne the Rainbow Wolf not gay: Ever notice how society seems to expect people to be tolerant of everything *except* Christianity?

Huh?

So the people who are in the vast majority, who exercise their power by persecuting others believe that they are persecuted?

That's interesting. Tell me more about how christians are persecuted. Please be specific. I'm sure that an example of, say, a politician losing an election because he was a christian would be a good example. Or, maybe, Christians being driven out of town because of their beliefs. Or maybe someone losing their job because the boss found out they were Christian.
 
2009-03-25 07:09:24 AM  
guyinjeep16: Summon Kerpal32...
When the universe is studied with all 11 dimensions in context, supernatural conclusions will be found and the ensuing god will cast all those dirty heathen atheists to the pit of hell.
Oh yea, and every athiests needs to be told that Athiesm does not equal science.


Well, in a sense anything that includes a god is explicitly not science, as science is quantitative by definition. There are certainly things that are atheist but not science, sure, but the fundamental point that there is no overlap is true enough.
 
2009-03-25 07:12:16 AM  
Overfiend: Well, when you believe killing unborn babies is OK, I would say that makes you anti-life.

So when a fetus dies 'naturally', does that make God anti-life?
 
2009-03-25 07:13:08 AM  
GWSuperfan: Obligatory:

That "Help we're being oppressed" graph really makes no sense. It implies that a statistical majority cannot be oppressed, which is simply not true. I'd wager fewer than 1/3 of farkers actually understand that concept. That being said, Christians are not being oppressed. They interpret people not wanting religion shoved into their lives as their own oppression. It's not. Get over yourselves.
 
2009-03-25 07:14:11 AM  
Overfiend: Well, when you believe killing unborn babies is OK, I would say that makes you anti-life.

If you believe that unborn babies are "life".
 
2009-03-25 07:19:24 AM  
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2009-03-25 07:23:27 AM  
Overfiend: Well, when you believe killing unborn babies is OK, I would say that makes you anti-life.

Ditto for those who like to see teenaged girls bleed to death in the street.
 
2009-03-25 07:24:25 AM  
maddogdelta: those who like to see teenaged girls bleed to death in the street.


What?
 
2009-03-25 07:27:00 AM  
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2009-03-25 07:27:15 AM  
Overfiend: Well, when you believe killing unborn babies is OK, I would say that makes you anti-life.

Whose life?
The life of a tiny blobby organism that could potentially grow into a human one day, but currently has no cognitive capacity and barely even resembles a humanoid, or the lives of the two living, breathing, thinking adults who don't want a baby? We just have different weights from you when we consider these things.

You have weights too. Do you allow abortion in the case of rape or incest? If so, then you definitely are able to weigh the emotional welfare of the mother as greater than the life of the infant, which is the same thing as we do, just with a greater scalar. And I guess that makes you anti-life too, huh?

If you don't allow it in that case, then you're a heartless person, and I'd recommend walking a mile in a rape victim's shoes before saying another word.
 
2009-03-25 07:36:20 AM  
God has a plan for us.

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This thread has happened before. It shall happen again.
 
2009-03-25 07:47:45 AM  
Overfiend: Well, when you believe killing unborn babies is OK, I would say that makes you anti-life.

Awesome. We can have an atheism AND abortion flame war.

I'm assuming you're against the death penalty, war, are vegetarian and never even kill insects, because in all those cases there is death involved and death of an organism more highly advanced than a fetus.

And nobody is pro-death or pro-abortion. They are PRO-CHOICE. Meaning you have the right to CHOOSE whatever option you want.

bushbot111: maddogdelta: those who like to see teenaged girls bleed to death in the street.

What?


If y'all don't think abortions have been happening for thousands and thousands of years, you're retarded. Legalizing it simply ensures it happens safely so the mother doesn't die, too.

There are very very few women who have an abortion lightly and who do not agonize over the decision.
 
2009-03-25 08:11:05 AM  
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We were convinced that the people needs and requires this faith. We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations: we have stamped it out.

-Adolf Hitler, in a speech in Berlin on 24 Oct. 1933

Hitler hates athiesm and so should you.

Ein volk, eine Christ.
 
2009-03-25 08:13:07 AM  
Got in late, but...

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Let this be a warning, heathens.

/meh
 
2009-03-25 08:17:43 AM  
Herb Utsmelz: Let this be a warning, heathens.

If lightening is the anger of the Gods, then the gods are mostly angry at trees. (supposedly) Lao Tze
 
2009-03-25 08:18:34 AM  
DemonEater: the lives of the two living, breathing, thinking adults who don't want a baby?

Were they thinking when they had sex? before then? If they were thinking adults they should have thought about the consequences before the fact; a child shouldn't have to pay the price for the "parents" stupidity. There are so many people out there who are willing to adopt, and yet we make them wait in line for month to years. (I don't mind the background checks, but I know of some who have been waiting for years.)

The only difference in the law between a legal abortion or manslaughter of a killed pre-born infant is whether or not the child was "wanted". That is schizophrenia of the law, and it needs to end one way or the other.

Even if there were no God, we are apparently unique in this part of the galaxy, and even if the galaxy were over-flowing with evolved life, we would still be unique, and every individual potential life should be protected and supported by someone, if not by the biological parents. Either human life is sacred or it isn't; the development stage is irrelevant.

I'd be pro life even if I were still an agnostic, because I believe that all intelligent life is worth protecting, and all lesser life is worth protecting up to the point where such protections would interfere with the continued protection of humans. I do not consider a fetus a lesser life form, just an undeveloped potential human. Anything less than that greys an area that opens up a Pandora's box of troubles that devalues human life by degrees, and history shows what happens to societies that devalue human life: they fall, and rightfully so.
 
2009-03-25 08:27:42 AM  
Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears: We were convinced that the people needs and requires this faith. We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations: we have stamped it out.

-Adolf Hitler, in a speech in Berlin on 24 Oct. 1933

Hitler hates athiesm and so should you.

Ein volk, eine Christ.


Ah yes, the Godwin for teh lose. Adolf Hitler was about as God-loving as Dawkins (NOT that I think Dawkins is like Hitler, just saying.)

Never mistake someone who cloaks themselves in the veil of "faith", "religion", or "truth and right" as actually being one of those things. History shows that such hypocrisy is the problem of the individual, not the position they claim to support.

Hitler was about as "Christ like" as Mohamed; he was being political, and his "elimination of the atheist" was a political move to stamp out the Communists, thus eliminating the competition and consolidating his power base, not in any way as a means to truly promote "Christ". The only God Adolf Hitler ever worshiped was himself.

Go back and look at all of the so-called religious wars of any kind from the start of recorded history: only 6% have ever actually had anything to directly do with religion; the rest were always about power, politics, or resource acquisition.
 
2009-03-25 08:29:16 AM  
I like how people try to argue that God is a Constant, i.e. eternal and unchanging, yet say "We don't follow the Old Testament cuz, man oh man, God was in a bad mood. We prefer the kinder gentler New Testament God."

Seriously, God is a bipolar douche.
 
2009-03-25 08:30:39 AM  
The Name: (I don't mean to rag on atheists. Christianity has plenty wrong with it, metaphysically and perhaps even a bit morally. I just find it odd that, for all their intellectual pretensions, most rabidly anti-Christian atheists don't know a damn thing about the theology they hate so much.)

Maybe it's the quality of the atheists around you. Around here, my fellow godless heathens and I tend to be way more educated on religions than the "believers" seem to be.

There's nothing funnier than pwning someone on their own religious territory.

/Upstate NY
 
2009-03-25 08:37:04 AM  
almafuerte: It's time for the human being to embrace its true roots, and let evolution continue, take the evolution of the human race in its hands and lead it to the future. without mercy, without shame, without doubt. Any action that goes against the natural laws is SUICIDAL.

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Approves.
 
2009-03-25 08:37:27 AM  
From the makers of 0 tolerance.....liberals want to point out that christians aren't tolerant..... in general, because its A OK to generalize about a specific group of people. Especially black people. Because they're lazy and that's why they still live in tribes in africa. And then there is the mexicans, who are short. Then there are asians, who are good at math.

Thank you CNN, for reflecting on all the generalizations that liberals are allowed to make that others are not allowed to do.
 
2009-03-25 08:47:56 AM  
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and for the coup de grâce

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/this thread is full of crazy
 
2009-03-25 08:57:33 AM  
Moonbarker Osbourne the Rainbow Wolf not gay: Ever notice how society seems to expect people to be tolerant of everything *except* Christianity?

Nope, never noticed that.
 
2009-03-25 08:58:37 AM  
thespindrifter: Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears: We were convinced that the people needs and requires this faith. We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations: we have stamped it out.

-Adolf Hitler, in a speech in Berlin on 24 Oct. 1933

Hitler hates athiesm and so should you.

Ein volk, eine Christ.

Ah yes, the Godwin for teh lose. Adolf Hitler was about as God-loving as Dawkins (NOT that I think Dawkins is like Hitler, just saying.)

Never mistake someone who cloaks themselves in the veil of "faith", "religion", or "truth and right" as actually being one of those things. History shows that such hypocrisy is the problem of the individual, not the position they claim to support.

Hitler was about as "Christ like" as Mohamed; he was being political, and his "elimination of the atheist" was a political move to stamp out the Communists, thus eliminating the competition and consolidating his power base, not in any way as a means to truly promote "Christ". The only God Adolf Hitler ever worshiped was himself.

Go back and look at all of the so-called religious wars of any kind from the start of recorded history: only 6% have ever actually had anything to directly do with religion; the rest were always about power, politics, or resource acquisition.


um...i hate to tell you this but religion itself is always about power, politics, or resource acquisition.

it's a business that sells a product which doesnt exist.

since their product is imaginary, they can sell it over and over for thousands of years at an incredible profit.
 
2009-03-25 09:04:14 AM  
maybe the most accurate headline ever written

//damn jesus people weird me out man.......
 
2009-03-25 09:04:20 AM  
ninjakirby: So long as it stays away from this...

Your bacon intolerance will not be tolerated, heathen.
 
2009-03-25 09:05:36 AM  
thespindrifter:
Hitler was about as "Christ like" as Mohamed; he was being political, and his "elimination of the atheist" was a political move to stamp out the Communists, thus eliminating the competition and consolidating his power base, not in any way as a means to truly promote "Christ". The only God Adolf Hitler ever worshiped was himself.



That's a fancy bit of speculation there. Care to back it up with any information?
 
2009-03-25 09:06:11 AM  
Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears: since their product is imaginary, they can sell it over and over for thousands of years at an incredible profit.

I fail to see the profit in being burned at the stake for publishing a Bible in English, the profit in being a selfless Buddhist monk, or a life-respecting Hindu who sacrifices convenience for belief.
 
2009-03-25 09:12:28 AM  
The dead horse.

/beat it
//beat it harder.
 
2009-03-25 09:13:36 AM  
I can't prove this, but I tend to believe that the only Christians who are truly persecuted are the ones who don't look "religious". Furthermore, I believe that these people are not persecuted by the Atheists, gays, prostitutes, drunks, cheats, and other "sinners" but, for the most part, by the prominent "Christians" who feel the need to show just how religious they are. Also, the true Christians won't complain about being persecuted because they were fully aware of that inevitability when they signed up.

Like I said, I can't prove it, but I thought I'd mention it just in case anyone else wants to keep their eyes open for such a scenario.
 
2009-03-25 09:14:51 AM  
Meh. Just another person who can't bear to face criticism despite loving to dish it out. Typical hypocrisy.
 
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