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(Some Guy)   Christians called "intolerant" by some stupid atheist who is going to burn in hell when he gets there   (theherald.co.uk) divider line 678
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2009-03-25 02:48:33 AM  
brainiac-dumdum: It could be white Muhammad during his Hjri to Medina.


Blaspheme! Jesus is pretty and white. Muhammad was a dirty brown person. And if that was Muhammad in the pic it wouldn't be a bald eagle flying overhead, it'd be a Predator drone.
 
2009-03-25 02:49:06 AM  
And please disregard Jerry Falwell
 
2009-03-25 02:49:32 AM  
What_Would_Jimi_Do: Leviticus 18:22

لاَ تُضَاجِعْ ذَكَراً مُضَاجَعَةَ امْرَأَةٍ. إِنَّهَا رَجَاسَةٌ?،
 
2009-03-25 02:50:26 AM  
EL_FABREZ: TheWarmonger: ///BTW, get some new pictures, I'm tired of seeing the same ones every single time

There you go. A nice pic of white Jesus being all majestic and stuff.


is he shooping the woop?
 
2009-03-25 02:51:49 AM  
EL_FABREZ: brainiac-dumdum: It could be white Muhammad during his Hjri to Medina.


Blaspheme! Jesus is pretty and white. Muhammad was a dirty brown person. And if that was Muhammad in the pic it wouldn't be a bald eagle flying overhead, it'd be a Predator drone.


lol, my bad
 
2009-03-25 02:53:35 AM  
i dont know about you but i get sick and tired of the atheist crap. its not our fault you refuse to acknowledge God. just stop trying to keep people from exercising their constitutional rights.
 
2009-03-25 02:54:05 AM  
UsikFark: is he shooping the woop?


I think that's just how he rolls. He's probably just going down to the local 7-11 to buy a pack of Newports, but he has to look awesome doing it.
 
2009-03-25 02:54:09 AM  
Britney_Spears: i dont know about you but i get sick and tired of the atheist crap. its not our fault you refuse to acknowledge God. just stop trying to keep people from exercising their constitutional rights.

lol
 
2009-03-25 02:55:22 AM  
UsikFark: What_Would_Jimi_Do: Leviticus 18:22

لاَ تُضَاجِعْ ذَكَراً مُضَاجَعَةَ امْرَأَةٍ. إِنَّهَا رَجَاسَةٌ?،


how dare you speak of black people and women in that manner!
 
2009-03-25 02:55:27 AM  
Britney_Spears: i dont know about you but i get sick and tired of the atheist crap. its not our fault you refuse to acknowledge God. just stop trying to keep people from exercising their constitutional rights.

8/10
 
2009-03-25 02:55:59 AM  
 
2009-03-25 02:56:22 AM  
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Take THAT GilRuiz1
 
2009-03-25 02:56:43 AM  
Antidamascus: At least I'm not the only one who won't read the 900 posts of repeat arguments and just look for funny pictures.

Good to see the late crew has the same philosophy as me. We are a band of scroll ninjas, in it only for the lulz. I salute you all.

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Ill just leave these here.
/wow, a GIS of loljesus yeilds much new fun.
//all hotter than the spot reserved for me in hell, where all my farking friends will be.
 
2009-03-25 02:57:08 AM  
EL_FABREZ: What_Would_Jimi_Do: Leviticus 18:22!


Leviticus is some crazy shiat. Eat shellfish? Stoning. Cut your hair? Stoning. Wife cheats on you? Stoning. Flat nose? No heaven for you. Crippled? Ditto. Wear two different types of fabric? BZZZT!

You have to laugh at anybody who says they take the bible literally.



It's precisely because of books like Leviticus that I laugh at people who try to pwn Christians by quoting the Old Testament. Since it's fairly early in this thread still, I'll give the atheists to come a little tip:

Christians are well aware of the "intolerance" (as we moderns would call it) and heavy-handedness of the Old Testament. This barbarity contrasted with the pacifism of Jesus Christ is precisely one of the differences distinguishing the Old Testament from the New Testament. I'd go into the theology and apologetics a bit, but I've smoked too much wacky tobacky.

(I don't mean to rag on atheists. Christianity has plenty wrong with it, metaphysically and perhaps even a bit morally. I just find it odd that, for all their intellectual pretensions, most rabidly anti-Christian atheists don't know a damn thing about the theology they hate so much.)
 
2009-03-25 02:57:12 AM  
Obligatory:
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2009-03-25 02:57:26 AM  
EL_FABREZ: UsikFark: is he shooping the woop?


I think that's just how he rolls. He's probably just going down to the local 7-11 to buy a pack of Newports, but he has to look awesome doing it.


i629.photobucket.com

I think Jesus chills with the King
 
2009-03-25 02:59:17 AM  
The Name: EL_FABREZ: What_Would_Jimi_Do: Leviticus 18:22!


Leviticus is some crazy shiat. Eat shellfish? Stoning. Cut your hair? Stoning. Wife cheats on you? Stoning. Flat nose? No heaven for you. Crippled? Ditto. Wear two different types of fabric? BZZZT!

You have to laugh at anybody who says they take the bible literally.


It's precisely because of books like Leviticus that I laugh at people who try to pwn Christians by quoting the Old Testament. Since it's fairly early in this thread still, I'll give the atheists to come a little tip:

Christians are well aware of the "intolerance" (as we moderns would call it) and heavy-handedness of the Old Testament. This barbarity contrasted with the pacifism of Jesus Christ is precisely one of the differences distinguishing the Old Testament from the New Testament. I'd go into the theology and apologetics a bit, but I've smoked too much wacky tobacky.

(I don't mean to rag on atheists. Christianity has plenty wrong with it, metaphysically and perhaps even a bit morally. I just find it odd that, for all their intellectual pretensions, most rabidly anti-Christian atheists don't know a damn thing about the theology they hate so much.)


lol i am no chriatian, my quoting that scripture is from family guy. lol at you.
 
2009-03-25 02:59:37 AM  
Britney_Spears: i dont know about you but i get sick and tired of the atheist crap. its not our fault you refuse to acknowledge God. just stop trying to keep people from exercising their constitutional rights.

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ACKNOWLEDGIN SOME GOD RIGHT HERE
 
2009-03-25 02:59:47 AM  
GWSuperfan: Obligatory:

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2009-03-25 02:59:59 AM  
christian
 
2009-03-25 03:00:41 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: Atheism is not a religion^

Atheism IS a religion (new window)
 
2009-03-25 03:01:49 AM  
Britney_Spears: i dont know about you but i get sick and tired of the atheist crap. its not our fault you refuse to acknowledge God. just stop trying to keep people from exercising their constitutional rights.

Please tell me you're just trolling...please!
 
2009-03-25 03:01:58 AM  
brainiac-dumdum: Atheism IS a religion (new window)

EC FTW! It's funny how many people think he is serious.

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2009-03-25 03:02:31 AM  
brainiac-dumdum: Britney Spear's Speculum: Atheism is not a religion^

Atheism IS a religion (new window)


I don't think you heard the barking dogs in your head correctly.
 
2009-03-25 03:04:42 AM  
The Name: EL_FABREZ:

You have to laugh at anybody who says they take the bible literally.


It's precisely because of books like Leviticus that I laugh at people who try to pwn Christians by quoting the Old Testament. Since it's fairly early in this thread still, I'll give the atheists to come a little tip:



OK fine. You have to laugh at anybody who says they take the bible literally (see- Revelations, Book of David)

OR anybody who believe Jesus is the son of god, but is god, who has to sacrifice himself to save us from him, all because some broad (who was a mistranslation) ate a farking apple.
 
2009-03-25 03:05:19 AM  
brainiac-dumdum: Britney Spear's Speculum: Atheism is not a religion^

Atheism IS a religion (new window)


that dude is not funny. he is boring. his schtick is lame.
 
2009-03-25 03:06:14 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum brainiac-dumdum: Atheism IS a religion (new window)

EC FTW! It's funny how many people think he is serious


The post beneath yers thinks I'm serious.
 
2009-03-25 03:06:41 AM  
I just think everyone needs to butt out of everyone else's farking business. I mean seriously, what the fark?



The only reason I'd single out certain christian groups (not all christians of course) because they have such a sense of entitlement. They believe that they can get overtly involved in politics and it not seen as being a violation of the separation of church and state...they protect their own rights (or at least their own vision of religious freedoms) with the sort of zealous fervour that one wonders if they'll shoot someone in the face for disagreeing, but are quite happy to try and force their own moral positions on everyone else.

one of the best canadian examples I can think of is the recent move by Canada to legialize gay marriage. While it did become legal for gay weddings, there were many stories floating around about American conservative (christian backed for the most part) organizations pouring millions of dollars into Canadian conservative think tanks and 'grassroots' movements.

What utter arrogance these people have...to actually pour millions into another country to block the move to provide greater freedoms and government accessibility to a minority population that has long been vilified.

Instead of spending that money to feed the poor, build affordable housing or help fund vital research, they wasted their money and effort to stop gay people from being able to marry in a FOREIGN country.

It disgusts me and it should disgust anyone that values the freedom of democracy, equal rights and all that groovy shiat.

My point is, some of the best people I know are religious, and many more are non-religious. We can all get along, but a very vocal and powerful minority is trying to ruin the party for the rest of us by constantly making a turd garnish for the punch bowl.
 
2009-03-25 03:07:34 AM  
wow that made me feel a lot better. Glad I got that off my chest. you may commence trolling.
 
2009-03-25 03:07:55 AM  
mandingueiro: brainiac-dumdum: Britney Spear's Speculum: Atheism is not a religion^

Atheism IS a religion (new window)

that dude is not funny. he is boring. his schtick is lame.


I think he's funny, but then again I have a sense of humor.
 
2009-03-25 03:08:05 AM  
TheWarmonger: ///BTW, get some new pictures, I'm tired of seeing the same ones every single time


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Totally Agrees


/z-snap
 
2009-03-25 03:08:36 AM  
Meh. I'm gonna go cook some bacon.
 
2009-03-25 03:10:03 AM  
you guys are a real laugh riot. hide behind your stupid pictures, at least until your righteous judgement, that is.
 
2009-03-25 03:10:08 AM  
The best part of this artcile is where it is from. The UK. Fark, the UK is basicly a Muslim country now. The Queen shall now be requred to wear a Burka and never speak again. Christian are persecuted against in England by their own Socilist govenment. I believe one school there was forced to cancel their Christmas pagent because it interfered with some obscure Islamic holiday.

FYI...
www.loona.net

I felt this kind of pain this weekend
Shot 85 ewwwww....
 
2009-03-25 03:10:36 AM  
this shiat isn't random. any one that thinks that this entire thing we call existence is random? along with all this other shiat beyond anything we can comprehend is random? in less a 1000 years we have named all the elements, came up with laws of motion, and made weapons that can remove us. it may not be the christian god or the muslim god or the buddhist god etc etc etc, something is in control. if you believe this is all random, wow.
 
2009-03-25 03:11:23 AM  
Ditto: Meh. I'm gonna go cook some bacon.


Hope that bacon is worth an eternity of suffering in hell, sinner.
 
2009-03-25 03:11:29 AM  
hostJP: The best part of this artcile is where it is from. The UK. Fark, the UK is basicly a Muslim country now. The Queen shall now be requred to wear a Burka and never speak again. Christian are persecuted against in England by their own Socilist govenment. I believe one school there was forced to cancel their Christmas pagent because it interfered with some obscure Islamic holiday.

FYI...


I felt this kind of pain this weekend
Shot 85 ewwwww....


nicely done. Just subtle enough.
 
2009-03-25 03:13:35 AM  
Britney_Spears: you guys are a real laugh riot. hide behind your stupid pictures, at least until your righteous judgement, that is.

I get the satisfaction of seeing you waste your life believing in the supernatural. Limiting yourself to these made up rules that have no factual basis and solely exist to keep you in line.

Oh, and being your speculum.
 
2009-03-25 03:14:28 AM  
What_Would_Jimi_Do: this shiat isn't random. any one that thinks that this entire thing we call existence is random?


It isn't random. We're fulfilling odds. If you think about all the mass in this universe and how old it actually is you'd figure this had to happen somewhere. So it's best not to keep being preoccupied with supernatural divinity.
 
2009-03-25 03:14:31 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: Britney_Spears: you guys are a real laugh riot. hide behind your stupid pictures, at least until your righteous judgement, that is.

I get the satisfaction of seeing you waste your life believing in the supernatural. Limiting yourself to these made up rules that have no factual basis and solely exist to keep you in line.

Oh, and being your speculum.


He's kidding
 
2009-03-25 03:14:38 AM  
EL_FABREZ: The Name: EL_FABREZ:

You have to laugh at anybody who says they take the bible literally.


It's precisely because of books like Leviticus that I laugh at people who try to pwn Christians by quoting the Old Testament. Since it's fairly early in this thread still, I'll give the atheists to come a little tip:


OK fine. You have to laugh at anybody who says they take the bible literally (see- Revelations, Book of David)

OR anybody who believe Jesus is the son of god, but is god, who has to sacrifice himself to save us from him, all because some broad (who was a mistranslation) ate a farking apple.


Well, the issue of the person of Christ is a completely different issue. If you want to criticize Christians on that basis, then fine, that's a very fair starting point. I was just referring to people who try to paint Christians as adhering to a barbaric ideology by quoting the Old Testament.

Also, I wasn't trying to be snarky at your post. Your bringing up of the book of Leviticus just brought that pet peeve to mind. You're right, it's pretty crazy shiat.
 
2009-03-25 03:15:17 AM  
CanadianCommie: We can all get along, but a very vocal and powerful minority is trying to ruin the party for the rest of us by constantly making a turd garnish for the punch bowl.

Welcome to Fark :)
 
2009-03-25 03:15:27 AM  
What_Would_Jimi_Do: this shiat isn't random. any one that thinks that this entire thing we call existence is random? along with all this other shiat beyond anything we can comprehend is random? in less a 1000 years we have named all the elements, came up with laws of motion, and made weapons that can remove us. it may not be the christian god or the muslim god or the buddhist god etc etc etc, something is in control. if you believe this is all random, wow.

and the fact that you believe that a man created this 'random shiat' is even funnier.
 
2009-03-25 03:16:40 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: I get the satisfaction of seeing you waste your life believing in the supernatural. Limiting yourself to these made up rules that have no factual basis and solely exist to keep you in line.

i dont follow rules, i follow my heart. my heart belongs to God so I know i'm on the right path. bet you cant say the same.

Oh, and being your speculum.


the way you spell your username, the speculum belongs to 'britney spear'. thats not me.
 
2009-03-25 03:16:45 AM  
TheWarmonger: Welcome to Fark :)

hey man I still remember when titty links were on the main page. That shiat was AWESOME.
 
2009-03-25 03:16:55 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: What_Would_Jimi_Do: this shiat isn't random. any one that thinks that this entire thing we call existence is random? along with all this other shiat beyond anything we can comprehend is random? in less a 1000 years we have named all the elements, came up with laws of motion, and made weapons that can remove us. it may not be the christian god or the muslim god or the buddhist god etc etc etc, something is in control. if you believe this is all random, wow.

and the fact that you believe that a man created this 'random shiat' is even funnier.


did i say man? nope
 
2009-03-25 03:17:13 AM  
The Name: I was just referring to people who try to paint Christians as adhering to a barbaric ideology by quoting the Old Testament.

I'm more afraid of people who take Revelations literally than the Old Testament.
 
2009-03-25 03:18:59 AM  
What_Would_Jimi_Do: did i say man? nope

semantics

man, person, supernatural being, 'intelligent' being etc...all are hilarious/
 
2009-03-25 03:19:10 AM  
Britney_Spears: you guys are a real laugh riot. hide behind your stupid pictures, at least until your righteous judgement, that is.

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THEY SEE ME HIDIN, THEY HATIN.
 
2009-03-25 03:20:08 AM  
EL_FABREZ: The Name: I was just referring to people who try to paint Christians as adhering to a barbaric ideology by quoting the Old Testament.

I'm more afraid of people who take Revelations literally than the Old Testament.


totally, not to mention all the schnit that Paul spewed.
 
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