He'll do pretty well in prison.

shovel to side of head. problem solved.

/I'm guessing he cut his own hair...

A smell a picture that will be repeated on Fark many a time...

gunsmack: I'm surprised the dog would have him.

/now I have to go throw up repeatedly.

Does this mean you aren't surprised the horse would?

"He had faced a public sexual indecency charge but Arkansas law requires the participation of two humans for a conviction"

he had such a promising career in politics...

gunsmack: I'm surprised the dog would have him.

/now I have to go throw up repeatedly.

He had a super size of peanut butter.

I feel reeeeeeeally sorry for the 13 year old girl who walked in on him.

Why doesnt he just save his pennies for a vacation in Thailand, where only Americans care that 10 year old boys are being sold to guys like this?

is impressed

He lives in Mena, Arkansas. He probably is one of the more sane ones there, actually.

Also, who exactly is the victim here? I manely have a problem when we ruff someone up in victimless crimes. I think the police are barking up the wrong tree here. Maybe the cops should get off on their high horses because this isn't hurting anyone. You may call me a neighsayer, but I just don't believe these charges are going to help anything.

I don't like the way that guy is fingering that sign.

brap: I said go out and get yourself a piece of ass

I wonder what the look on the donkey's face was.

- Joe Rogan

GeorgePasada: Why doesnt he just save his pennies for a vacation in Thailand, where only Americans care that 10 year old boys are being sold to guys like this?

2/10

/everyone knows Americans don't give a shiat about other countries

I am extremely surprised this occurred in Arkansas.

Bear horse farker, do you need assistance?

PETA says it's OK.

Two legs bad! Four legs good and sexy!

KatjaMouse: I feel reeeeeeeally sorry for the 13 year old girl who walked in on him.

Dude, it's Arkansas. She's seen it before, she was just surprised because it wasn't one of her brothers.

/Ducks

tonesskin: He lives in Mena, Arkansas. He probably is one of the more sane ones there, actually.

Also, who exactly is the victim here? I manely have a problem when we ruff someone up in victimless crimes. I think the police are barking up the wrong tree here. Maybe the cops should get off on their high horses because this isn't hurting anyone. You may call me a neighsayer, but I just don't believe these charges are going to help anything.

Try repeating that to the face of the 13 year old girl who owns the animals and FOUND THE GUY IN THE ACT!!! I mean, one thing if they were his but they weren't.

Actually I think that was the original meaning of the phrase.

A 13 year old girl witnesses the guy having sex with her dog and he doesn't have to register as a sex offender?? Am I missing something here?

/won't someone think of the children?

What's his Fark handle?

/sorry, oblig . .

"Hell I can say "meow". I can say "moo", for twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chickenfarker."

/had to

Did they verify the horse was not actually Hillary Clinton?

Were they female at least?

bugmn99: A 13 year old girl witnesses the guy having sex with her dog and he doesn't have to register as a sex offender?? Am I missing something here?

/won't someone think of the children?

I love using that phrase ironically but I am feeling pretty serious about it this time 'round.

Pick of Him and Dog....


....Em, Dancing?

sporkfan: "He had faced a public sexual indecency charge but Arkansas law requires the participation of two unrelated humans for a conviction"

FTFY

tuna fingers: KatjaMouse: tonesskin: He lives in Mena, Arkansas. He probably is one of the more sane ones there, actually.

Also, who exactly is the victim here? I manely have a problem when we ruff someone up in victimless crimes. I think the police are barking up the wrong tree here. Maybe the cops should get off on their high horses because this isn't hurting anyone. You may call me a neighsayer, but I just don't believe these charges are going to help anything.

Try repeating that to the face of the 13 year old girl who owns the animals and FOUND THE GUY IN THE ACT!!! I mean, one thing if they were his but they weren't.

Puns.
You missed them.

Well so I did.

Jon Coppes a feel at a dog and pony show.

KatjaMouse: Try repeating that to the face of the 13 year old girl who owns the animals and FOUND THE GUY IN THE ACT!!! I mean, one thing if they were his but they weren't.

Are you serious? You didn't catch the subtle puns in there?

The dog looks like a leaner version of a Mastiff. Pretty dog... but I can guess why he wanted to do the nasty w/ it.



/Hotter than a dog and pony show

Sit, Ubu sit. Goooooooooood dog.

Don't they usually contract that into "donkey'"?

So I guess he's not master of his domain

cherryl taggart: What's his Fark handle?

/sorry, oblig . .

Now we know what the vets part is for.

Go back to the site, click on "Dogs" under the "Lifestyles" section, and peruse "A Tale of Two Species". Actually, the whole page is hilarious.

/too lazy to link

So it's ok to do your sister/mom/brother/dad/cousin/etc but not a horse or dog in Arkansas?

He couldn't afford a blow up doll?