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(BBC)   Suicide bomber strikes Iraqi funeral. At least two dead   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 128
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2009-03-23 01:45:53 PM  
Oh lordy. +1
 
2009-03-23 01:51:45 PM  
Best headline today.
 
2009-03-23 01:53:57 PM  
I feel bad for laughing at that, but well done, submitter.
 
2009-03-23 01:59:41 PM  
+1 you magnificent bastard
 
2009-03-23 02:01:56 PM  
Bad, but clever.
 
2009-03-23 02:35:09 PM  
*groan* Holy cats. Are they combing the cemetery for bodies, too? :o
 
2009-03-23 02:35:12 PM  
But where are they gonna bury the survivors?
 
2009-03-23 02:35:31 PM  
www.danielsjourney.com
 
2009-03-23 02:35:32 PM  
Yeeeessssh. Nice one.
 
2009-03-23 02:35:54 PM  
I'm going to hell for laughing at that.
 
2009-03-23 02:37:10 PM  
Zing!
 
2009-03-23 02:38:50 PM  
Next time, consider cremation.
 
2009-03-23 02:39:12 PM  
Someone learned from last night's plane crash thread
 
2009-03-23 02:39:32 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: Next time, consider cremation.

sounds like they got a package deal
 
2009-03-23 02:39:36 PM  
Nice. +1
 
2009-03-23 02:40:01 PM  
This just goes to show you that sometimes the most subtle headlines are in fact the best... Gadamn that was funny!
 
2009-03-23 02:40:09 PM  
People were dying to see it,I hear its a blast...

/look...I'm sorry, its all Ive got in me today
 
2009-03-23 02:40:23 PM  
img.photobucket.com

Ah, yes... I think I see what you did there
 
2009-03-23 02:40:34 PM  
oh and subby.

you win the coveted "about 30 seconds later I went "wait a second...HA!" award!
 
2009-03-23 02:40:37 PM  
"double kill"

/drtfa
 
2009-03-23 02:40:41 PM  
Nicely Done.
 
2009-03-23 02:41:12 PM  
+1 :)
 
2009-03-23 02:41:26 PM  
nubbin: People were dying to see it,I hear its a blast...

Just a jump to the left...

and your leg blows to the riiiiight...
 
2009-03-23 02:41:43 PM  
*snort* headline of the year.
 
2009-03-23 02:42:39 PM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2009-03-23 02:43:28 PM  
AAAA++++ subby, would read again
 
2009-03-23 02:43:45 PM  
HA!

+ 1
 
2009-03-23 02:43:59 PM  
I'm going to hell for laughing.

+1
 
2009-03-23 02:44:28 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: nubbin: People were dying to see it,I hear its a blast...

Just a jump to the left...

and your leg blows to the riiiiight...


Man, I almost did a Rocky Horror riff. Yours was better.
 
2009-03-23 02:44:29 PM  
Good headline.
 
2009-03-23 02:44:54 PM  
this may be my new tshirt
 
2009-03-23 02:45:24 PM  
The headline, it's...it's beautiful.

fapfapfapfapfap
 
2009-03-23 02:45:28 PM  
After I'm dead I want to be blown out of a cannon and blown up in mid air! Take that Hunter!
 
2009-03-23 02:45:43 PM  
already greenlighted, and I'm a liter, but here.

+1 anyway.
 
2009-03-23 02:45:45 PM  
+1 for great justice!
 
2009-03-23 02:46:03 PM  
This better be a headline of the week.
 
2009-03-23 02:46:13 PM  
+1
 
2009-03-23 02:46:21 PM  
errr...
greenlit.
 
2009-03-23 02:46:47 PM  
that headline... it makes me laugh...

i'll save you a window seat subby.
 
2009-03-23 02:47:03 PM  
Awesome headline. I'm sure I'll be snickering about that one for hours..
 
2009-03-23 02:47:16 PM  
onebadgungan: Man, I almost did a Rocky Horror riff. Yours was better.

Put your hands on your hips...

(where are my hands? OH JESUS, WHERE ARE MY HIPS?!
 
2009-03-23 02:47:28 PM  
Shouldn't the term be homicide bomber? After all, the intent is to take as many with you. If someone offs themselves with C4 in a middle of a vacant field, that's one thing. But these nuts don't think of themselves as suicidal, but rather ensuring their ticket to an afterlife with virgins. Let's call them for what they are.
 
2009-03-23 02:47:33 PM  
Hahahaha, awesome.

+1
 
2009-03-23 02:47:49 PM  
I see things are improving for the Iraqi economy. Suicide attacks taking place at the cemetary means they're cutting out the middle man (coroner).

/aisle seat.
//what's the movie?
 
2009-03-23 02:47:51 PM  
+1

Brilliant, yet so simple (like me)
 
2009-03-23 02:48:17 PM  
+1 for science!
 
2009-03-23 02:48:28 PM  
Mission Accomplished!

internetservices.readingeagle.com
 
2009-03-23 02:48:29 PM  
sirjonnyinla: But these nuts don't think of themselves as suicidal,

Suicide bombing: It's the gift that keeps on giving. (at least with the right amount of shrapnel)
 
2009-03-23 02:48:38 PM  
this is the first time im doing this.


at first i was like:

www.telegraph.co.uk


but then i was like:

www.telegraph.co.uk
 
2009-03-23 02:49:04 PM  
Lt. Cheese Weasel: //what's the movie?

Howard the Duck
 
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