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(Fark)   Drew's b-day party is this Friday and Saturday across central Kentucky. Now with hot casino action!   ( divider line
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2003-02-04 12:34:46 PM  
Y... I always miss the Y
2003-02-04 12:36:30 PM  
We will take a quick trip up to Caesar's Palace in Indiana. Drew and I need to pick up a couple thousand dollars.
2003-02-04 12:36:40 PM  
WOW! Living in canada is fantastic.
2003-02-04 12:36:48 PM  
Happy Birthday Drew, hope it's the best yet!

Y'all have fun now, and consume some waffle house for me. :)
2003-02-04 12:37:07 PM  
Now if there was going to be hot stripper action I might consider it....
2003-02-04 12:37:09 PM  
Party starts at Shelbyville. Ha ha.
2003-02-04 12:37:45 PM  
The hot stripper action is Saturday night
2003-02-04 12:37:56 PM  
Oops, I left my part at home.
2003-02-04 12:38:23 PM  
Is it a part in the middle, collar length, half way over the ear and feathered on the side?
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2003-02-04 12:39:23 PM  
Happy birthda, Drew.
2003-02-04 12:39:42 PM  
I'll be there on Saturday!
2003-02-04 12:41:03 PM  
Drew's birthday is Friday AND Saturday? Will someone explain the logic behind this please?
2003-02-04 12:41:28 PM  
Caesar is alive and in Indiana?
2003-02-04 12:41:36 PM  
"Box Cars for Daddy!"

Wish I could go...don't blow the server maintenance budget on slots.

Happy B-Day, bro.
2003-02-04 12:42:40 PM  
Mr. Bad Sport,

Drew's birthda part is Frida and Saturda.
2003-02-04 12:43:34 PM  
I reall should stop this. Sorr.
2003-02-04 12:43:36 PM  
Be There or Be Square. Free booze in my room friday night, but hands off my beautiful new wife.
2003-02-04 12:44:27 PM  
Which part? Sat or Fri? Why oh why is there no y?

Pete, go talk to repeat, will you?
2003-02-04 12:44:57 PM  
P-A-R-T... Y? Because we gottA
2003-02-04 12:45:51 PM  
So tonight I'm gonna part like it's nineteen ninety nine.
2003-02-04 12:46:04 PM  
but hands off my beautiful new wife

Can I use other body parts to touch her instead?

2003-02-04 12:46:34 PM  
Shelbyville, KY isn't too far from Simpsonville, KY, and just south of both is Springfield, KY...

2003-02-04 12:46:37 PM  

I won't be there, but

Happy Birthday Drew!

ps-Jeff, I went to one of those riverboats last summer and walked out $200 richer! Only because I had to hit the road for home.
2003-02-04 12:49:25 PM  
I think one of the party games should be Ironic Twister. Of course no one would win because no Farkers knows what irony is anyways.
2003-02-04 12:51:33 PM  
How far away is Shelbyville, KY from Knoxville, TN?
2003-02-04 12:52:10 PM  
Dealer: 19!
Homer: Hit me.
Dealer: 20!
Homer: Hit me.
Dealer: 21!
Homer: Hit me.
Dealer: 22!
Homer: D'oh!
2003-02-04 12:52:28 PM  
damn shelbyvillians.

casino tip: just play blackjack.
2003-02-04 12:53:01 PM  
Happy birthday Drew, can't be there, but someday I WILL attend a U.S. Fark party. But only if I can bring down Canadian beer.
2003-02-04 12:53:07 PM  
Skinink: Isn't it like a free total fark membership when you've already paid?
2003-02-04 12:53:24 PM  
Who in the what now? Nobody told me there'd be gambling. Uh-oh.
2003-02-04 12:53:41 PM  
uh, but not the way Chick3_16 suggests.

Drew's thirty, right? well, the fun's all over now.
2003-02-04 12:54:15 PM  
I can't be attending this years boobie fest, but Happy Pre-emptive Birthday Drew On a side note my name is also Drew and my birthday is exactly 1 week after his.
2003-02-04 12:54:25 PM  
PSA: Beer and Craps may be hazardous to your wallet. Went to Greektown in Detroit a few weekends ago:

9PM: Up about $400 on craps.
11PM: 12 drinks later, down about $600 on craps.
2AM: Hit 4 of a kind on Caribbean stud, win $1400.
2:01AM: Girlfriend prys me away from table and escorts me back to room.

Good times...
2003-02-04 12:57:48 PM  
"Skinink: Isn't it like a free total fark membership when you've already paid?"

No, it's like being an old man who turns 98, he wins a free Fark membership, then dies the next day.

2003-02-04 12:58:31 PM  
in related news, saturday is my birthday, so think of me a little when you party on saturday.
i can't come, unless someone wants to sponsor a flight from germany :)
2003-02-04 01:04:13 PM  
Skinink: Or like rain on your birthda part?

Um, also...I don't think yours can qualify for irony either. I think if he had a heart attack looking at all the boobies links after he got the total fark membership, then maybe. WHAT AM I DOING? I hate these discussions.
2003-02-04 01:04:57 PM  
Feh. My birthday was yesterday and all I got from fark was bubkis!
2003-02-04 01:08:04 PM  
No, it's like being an old man who turns 98, he wins a free Fark membership, then dies the next day.


Winning Free TotalFark the day you get banned.
2003-02-04 01:08:46 PM  
Happy birthday Drew! Mine's the 8th, I'm going to be drunk in H-town. Enjoy Kentucky SUCKERS! muahaha.

No really, happy birthday.
2003-02-04 01:09:15 PM  
It's my birthday too! What?...Free Total Fark for all Feb 7th babies?
2003-02-04 01:12:26 PM  
Can we do a countdown to watch the crystal in his hand turn black come midnight?
2003-02-04 01:13:23 PM  
GIS for bubkis
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are you sure you didn't mean bubis
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NO! No, I did not mean BUBIS.
2003-02-04 01:15:27 PM  
Here's my gift for Drew:

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2003-02-04 01:17:01 PM  
Happy farking birthday Drew..

As a birthday present, I suggest that Jeff or whoever make Drew's birthday an all boobies day on fark..
2003-02-04 01:20:27 PM  
As someone who has recently had surgery on his "birthday part", I find this entire conversation extremely disturbing.

2003-02-04 01:21:04 PM  
Happy Birthday Drew, unfortunatly I can't afford to go either.

Whoever does make it there: take lots of pics
2003-02-04 01:22:57 PM  
When are the plans to be at Caesar's? I wouldn't be able to make it to many of the exotic locales, but the casino might be a possibility! I'll bet a $5 yo for Drew at the craps table!
2003-02-04 01:24:25 PM  
Is it just me, or does Drew have 7 or 8 birthdays per year?
2003-02-04 01:25:20 PM  
Hot Casino Action?! You guys must be coming here to VEGAS!! Great! We'll start at my restaraunt and from there its to the ghostbar and.. wait.... , Shelbyville, KY?

2003-02-04 01:28:39 PM  
02-04-03 01:17:01 PM Oo0oo
Happy farking birthday Drew..

As a birthday present, I suggest that Jeff or whoever make Drew's birthday an all boobies day on fark..

Hear, Hear!

Happy Birthday, oh supreme leader
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