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(CNN)   Get your bats out - Canada has upped the bag limit for harp seals this year   (cnn.com) divider line 183
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2003-02-04 11:52:56 AM
Tastes like chicken?
 
2003-02-04 12:00:20 PM
oof. that is a rough headline.
 
2003-02-04 12:23:05 PM
Yells to other side of his igloo: "Hey ma, we gone eat dinner tonight!"
 
2003-02-04 12:36:06 PM
Let the fur fly. Exponential population growth shown will allow the entire population to starve. Didn't the environmentalists bother taking an Ecology class in college?
 
2003-02-04 03:12:09 PM
I hear the Cod are celebrating.


/one ticket on the express train to hell please.
 
2003-02-04 05:30:09 PM
Oldie but a goodie...

Practice here!

http://www.newgrounds.com/seals/index.html
 
2003-02-04 05:39:43 PM
You seal hunters better watch out. Do you know how PETA spikes trees with nails to injure lumberjacks? Well they also spike seal's fur with nitro glycerin.
 
2003-02-04 06:17:00 PM
...so this baby harp seal walks into a club...

/sorry.
 
2003-02-04 07:00:26 PM
mmmm seeeeaaaallll.

I've always wanted to hunt a seal, deer and birds gets old after a while
 
2003-02-04 07:00:50 PM
Why can't Canada up the limit on clubbing PETA members? Much more fun, but they don't make good coats and they taste like soy-burgerz

//Dahmer
 
2003-02-04 07:01:02 PM
seals are as bad as kittens
 
2003-02-04 07:02:07 PM
Woohoo! It's Whacking Day!
 
2003-02-04 07:02:40 PM
Spoonfed'sBuddy - I second that motion, all in favor say AYE!
 
2003-02-04 07:03:15 PM
umm hooray for football
anyway
does anyone know why i cant connect to soulseek?
my friend is having the same problem.
the slsk.org website is down
 
2003-02-04 07:03:55 PM

We're eatin' dinner tonight!
 
2003-02-04 07:06:37 PM
Don't Club Seals
Seal Your Club
Wear Condoms
 
2003-02-04 07:08:42 PM
Two baby seals walk into a club.


I got a million of 'em!
 
2003-02-04 07:08:52 PM
Ummm..... go Canada?

(nothin)
 
2003-02-04 07:09:22 PM
Beaten by Dr. Fey.
 
2003-02-04 07:09:57 PM
Beaten like a seal, that is!
 
2003-02-04 07:10:27 PM


Save me!
 
2003-02-04 07:10:52 PM
 
2003-02-04 07:11:21 PM
...on the rocks.
 
2003-02-04 07:11:53 PM
Laddie whack fall the laddie, laddie whack fall the day!

I think I'm thankful just for getting the chance to hear a few more people say "swilin'."
 
2003-02-04 07:12:58 PM
I needed a summer job. This sounds like alot more fun than landscaping. Just as long as I have their seal of approval.
 
2003-02-04 07:13:16 PM
Let's go club a seal, bob.


/me will give 15 trillion points to anyone who gets the reference
 
2003-02-04 07:13:30 PM


Yeeehaaa! I'm gittin' my Blue Jay's double pennant bat!
 
2003-02-04 07:14:00 PM
Just introduce a few polar bears. That would take care of both problems.
 
2003-02-04 07:18:39 PM
limit? my club and i know no limit. HOO-HAH!
 
2003-02-04 07:20:00 PM
" If someone doesn't come down here and buy a car in the next 30 minutes, I'm gonna club this baby seal! I'm gonna club a seal to get a better deal!"

Name that movie.
 
2003-02-04 07:20:47 PM


"I'd hit it!"
 
2003-02-04 07:21:47 PM
Outlaw_Rudy

-Alfonzo
 
2003-02-04 07:22:02 PM
I've lived in Canada all my life, & I've never
seen a seal play the harp. Although I've fantasized about Loreena McKennet naked & covered in fur.
 
2003-02-04 07:22:57 PM
 
2003-02-04 07:23:27 PM
UHF.
 
2003-02-04 07:23:32 PM
Irockalot

-UHF
 
2003-02-04 07:25:38 PM
Oh. good to know i've stumbled across the bastard redneck society of 'lets kill everything we can for the sake of filling our wallets with cash then spending the cash on crack whores and dime biatches".
....
How does one become a member of such a society?
 
2003-02-04 07:27:07 PM
Just curious...has anyone ever seen a harp seal fur coat/hat/steering wheel cover?
 
2003-02-04 07:27:46 PM
So, this baby seal walks into a club...
 
2003-02-04 07:28:21 PM
(*Scoops-up a generous mittenful of the deadly . .)
 
2003-02-04 07:29:55 PM
monkeyeatingchicks
bash liberals in your free time to practice for seal season.
/flame
 
2003-02-04 07:30:37 PM
Umm... wait a second! Seal plays harp now? And he's moved to Canada?!

I guess they do need some extra bats!
 
2003-02-04 07:30:51 PM
Mamma! Pappa!...it was YOU!
 
2003-02-04 07:31:14 PM
I just flew in from Seal Beach, and boy are my arms tired.
 
2003-02-04 07:31:35 PM
Monkeyeatingchicks
Oh. good to know i've stumbled across the bastard redneck society of 'lets kill everything we can for the sake of filling our wallets with cash then spending the cash on crack whores and dime biatches".
....
How does one become a member of such a society?


Start by clubbing a seal and selling its fur for dime biatches
 
2003-02-04 07:31:35 PM
Let's get the group from Washington State up there pronto!
A calf is a calf is a calf.
 
2003-02-04 07:31:45 PM
Note* A girl a few threads down got arrested for clubbing baby cows.

wierd
 
2003-02-04 07:31:55 PM
OK, I'm not making fun of Canada anymore. At least their government has the nuts to tell the hippies to fark off
 
2003-02-04 07:32:06 PM
Whoa, wholy unholy headline Batman
 
2003-02-04 07:33:39 PM
this thread made me think of super dave.

"made with genuine sakastchewan seal-skin bindings"
 
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