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(People Magazine)   Tired of her blowing away all the time, Harrison Ford puts large metal ring on Calista Flockhart   (people.com) divider line
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2009-03-22 12:39:21 AM  
Wow...so, uh starting over, uh

GOOD LUCK HARRY! Hope there aren't too many snapping/cracking sounds on your honeymoon!
 
2009-03-22 12:44:27 AM  

whidbey: Hope there aren't too many snapping/cracking sounds on your honeymoon!


At his age, I'm sure at least as many of those sounds will be coming from his body.
 
2009-03-22 12:51:35 AM  
Boring.
 
2009-03-22 01:03:52 AM  
Isotope: At his age, I'm sure at least as many of those sounds will be coming from his body.

Seriously, he's old enough that the farts just leak out. Old people can't control that shiat anymore.
 
2009-03-22 01:32:23 AM  
I'll bet there is a solid prenup.

Harrison Ford's divorce from Melissa Mathison is calculated to be one of the most expensive in history. About $120 million. Mathison wrote the screenplay for E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.
 
2009-03-22 01:57:24 AM  
She's wearing the ring around her waist.
 
2009-03-22 02:29:10 AM  
Bag of antlers, etc...
 
2009-03-22 05:40:24 AM  
Yeah, yeah, bag of antlers, etc.

I would still gladly play the part of his stunt double for the honeymoon.
 
2009-03-22 06:20:18 AM  
Sharp knees to say the least..
 
2009-03-22 08:11:59 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Bag of antlers, etc...


I would fark an ACTUAL bag of deer antlers if they could make the bag look like Flockheart.

That being said, she shoudn't be with Harrison. Love might not know age, but even still...
 
2009-03-22 08:21:39 AM  
who?
 
2009-03-22 10:10:52 AM  
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Like I said before, it must be a shotgun wedding
 
2009-03-22 10:26:06 AM  

ingineervt: who?


Ally Mcbeal's stage name.
 
2009-03-22 10:37:09 AM  

TommyymmoT: She's wearing the ring around her waist.


There's a Sinatra song that has a line similar to that idea.

//My Lean Baby
/a song you couldn't do nowadays
//back to your regularly scheduled Fark topic
 
2009-03-22 11:02:10 AM  
Shia LeBeof almost grabbed his hat at the wedding.
 
2009-03-22 11:16:27 AM  

Sun God: I'll bet there is a solid prenup.

Harrison Ford's divorce from Melissa Mathison is calculated to be one of the most expensive in history. About $120 million. Mathison wrote the screenplay for E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.


So she was worth quite a bit too. Why was it so expensive then?

/loves E.T.
 
2009-03-22 12:20:47 PM  

wolvernova: Sun God: I'll bet there is a solid prenup.

Harrison Ford's divorce from Melissa Mathison is calculated to be one of the most expensive in history. About $120 million. Mathison wrote the screenplay for E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.

So she was worth quite a bit too. Why was it so expensive then?

/loves E.T.


Maybe it was worth it?
 
2009-03-22 02:16:04 PM  
So, did Calista Flockheart do anything notable before or after her role as a farking annoying coont in some TV show nobody watched?
 
2009-03-22 03:01:22 PM  
Now that's some boning.
 
2009-03-22 05:59:49 PM  
Disappointed. I must of had the wrong interpretation of "blowing away all the time".

/perv
 
2009-03-22 06:02:17 PM  
I saw them together at some event in LA once (I was on vacation and playing tourist and I happened to be walking by as a crowd was forming outside the Kodak Theater and stopped to see what the hell was happening). Anyway, I know they say the camera adds pounds and all, but she surprisingly looked LESS scrawny in person than I had expected her to be.
 
2009-03-22 06:43:48 PM  
I hate that gay earring he wears when he's trying to look "edgy".
 
2009-03-22 10:05:41 PM  

Superjew: So, did Calista Flockheart do anything notable before or after her role as a farking annoying coont in some TV show nobody watched?


Well, since then she's been the only skinny person to give Kate Moss a run for her money. And also the only person who can say "I don't need to diet" in Hollywood with a straight face."
 
2009-03-22 11:19:10 PM  
One-note has been and duck face tart.
 
2009-03-23 07:36:05 PM  
I literally laughed out loud here in my office. Great job, subby! I may be the first person commenting here who actually got the joke
 
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