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(Boston Channel)   Funeral home owner arrives at work 9:30 a.m. to find hearse stolen. Thief likely an early mourning person   (thebostonchannel.com) divider line
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2009-03-21 09:45:49 AM  
*groan*
 
2009-03-21 09:54:28 AM  

QueenBee: *groan*


This. But +1 anyway.
 
2009-03-21 10:42:53 AM  
Not too bad.

Certainly better than The most amazing My Little Pony sculptures you'll see all neigh.
 
2009-03-21 10:44:08 AM  
I see what u did there.
 
2009-03-21 10:45:19 AM  
Just came in to give subby grief for that horrible, amazing pun.
 
2009-03-21 10:55:03 AM  
Maude?
 
2009-03-21 11:00:40 AM  
Ya know, one of those would be a bad ride. It can carry a lot of stuff in it (i'm thinking amps/speakers/band gear). I bet its a smooth ride too.

But how do you remove that stink o' death from the back?
 
2009-03-21 11:01:05 AM  
"I salute you, subby."
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2009-03-21 11:01:56 AM  
I can't bereave you went there, subby.
 
2009-03-21 11:02:26 AM  
Hope the thieves checked the back of the hearse for a wookilar first...
 
2009-03-21 11:05:04 AM  

Premature Defenestration: I can't bereave you went there, subby.


wow your Chinese is improving ;)
 
2009-03-21 11:05:13 AM  
phlegmmo : Wow. Just wow.
 
2009-03-21 11:08:00 AM  
"Funeral home owner Dennis Sweeney said that a hearse funeral car went missing..."

Abra-cadaver!
 
2009-03-21 11:08:30 AM  

elffster: Ya know, one of those would be a bad ride. It can carry a lot of stuff in it (i'm thinking amps/speakers/band gear). I bet its a smooth ride too.


I hear it's to die for.


/cousin owns a funeral home
//yes, we looked at the boobies of the dead hot chicks when we were teens.
///aisle seat, please
 
2009-03-21 11:09:26 AM  
Stupid Crime? Check.
Lousy Pun? Check.
Reporter desperately trying to make a pointless story sound interesting? Checkaroonie.

Ah, Fark. Now I can start my day.
 
2009-03-21 11:13:41 AM  
I would totally drive a Hearse. I would make it so flames came out the tailpipe. Paint it up with skulls and stuff. It's actually my dream.... next to making it with Alicia Witt....
 
2009-03-21 11:21:38 AM  
Tricked out hearse thread in 3...2....1....

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2009-03-21 11:24:12 AM  
I knew a guy in HS (circa 1987) who had a 1960's hearse as his vehicle. It was HUGE and hilariously ugly. One of my favorite cars of all time. He recently told me on Facebook that it went out in style...at a demolition derby. Sad.

/How hard would it be to keep one of those in running order?
 
2009-03-21 11:24:29 AM  
I suppose, if that's what you're into, there's 17 of them for sale on ebay. (new window)
 
2009-03-21 11:25:39 AM  
Harold?
 
2009-03-21 11:29:11 AM  

miltoncharles: elffster: Ya know, one of those would be a bad ride. It can carry a lot of stuff in it (i'm thinking amps/speakers/band gear). I bet its a smooth ride too.

I hear it's to die for.


/cousin owns a funeral home
//yes, we looked at the boobies of the dead hot chicks when we were teens.
///aisle seat, please


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2009-03-21 11:29:53 AM  
Just don't laugh if it goes by.
 
2009-03-21 11:29:53 AM  
As someone who went to a funeral yesterday I'm getting a kick...I wish they would have taken her in one of these.
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/Yeah, I went there. Miss you grams.
 
2009-03-21 12:57:03 PM  

Ow My Balls: I knew a guy in HS (circa 1987) who had a 1960's hearse as his vehicle. It was HUGE and hilariously ugly. One of my favorite cars of all time. He recently told me on Facebook that it went out in style...at a demolition derby. Sad.

/How hard would it be to keep one of those in running order?



My daily driver is a 1972 Superior. It's actually pretty easy to keep running, they knew how to build cars back then.
 
2009-03-21 01:03:59 PM  
Cmon, we can turn anything into a redhead thread.
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2009-03-21 01:10:48 PM  

Cyno01: Cmon, we can turn anything into a redhead thread.


Glad I could give you a reason. Thank you for making it so.

I dunno about any thread turned into a redhead thread..... that's quite the stretch. Try doing that with any obama thread, and it'll never work.
 
2009-03-21 01:34:55 PM  
//yes, we looked at the boobies of the dead hot chicks when we were teens.

pix or it never...


SithLord's 4x4xmaggotwagon is full of win
 
2009-03-21 02:00:08 PM  
Badass hearse..
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2009-03-21 02:59:51 PM  

Cyno01: Cmon, we can turn anything into a redhead thread.


Or a Zombie chick thread.

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/this thread needs BRRRAAAIIINNNSSS!
 
2009-03-21 06:57:49 PM  

Cyno01: Cmon, we can turn anything into a redhead thread.


Red on the head, FIRE IN THE HOLE!

/Couldn't resist
 
2009-03-21 09:42:22 PM  
Seems to me driving that around town would be a dead giveaway.
 
2009-03-22 12:03:42 AM  
Great Headline!

I couldn't berieve my eyes!
 
2009-03-22 01:11:58 AM  
Good job, subby.
 
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