I was so hoping they were smashing them and snorting them like coke.

Jeremy Froncek, 18, says smoking Smarties is a 'cultural phenomenon' and he likes it because 'it looks like you're smoking something but you're not.'

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. As a former smoker, I couldn't have given a fark how smoking "looked;" I did it because I enjoyed it. This kind of insecurity is why I hated high school and the farking idiots whom I went with.

cameroncrazy1984: There were kids in my middle school that would snort packets of kool aid. Gave you a sugar rush like you wouldn't believe.

I bet. I think I actually did the Smartie/coke trick one time, or the same thing with a Pixie stick. Burned like hell.

If we're going for absolute stupid, I actually got a friend of mine to willingly pour salt in his eye in 8th grade. He's a Marine now.

If you want to see the future leaders of America go to YouTube and type in Smoking Smarties to see the coolest kids on the internets.

I had never even heard of this until today.

they do know that no one actually "smokes" them right? They basically suck the dust in and blow it out.

So stupid.

Down here they snort Lucas Limon Salt and Lucas candy on dares all the time. I can understand that a little bit, mostly for the macho factor.

I've never heard of anyone rolling it and "smoking" it. That's just stupid.

GAT_00: If we're going for absolute stupid, I actually got a friend of mine to willingly pour salt in his eye in 8th grade. He's a Marine now.

I had a friend some years ago, with whom I'd have the most wide-reaching and intelligent conversations. Until we drank. For some reason both of us thought that squirting lemon juice and Tabasco in our eyes was funny. It was part of shot (take shot, dumb mixture in eye). Farking batshiat retarded.

Would probably do it again.

I used to crush up a bunch of them in a can and shake the can really hard to create a dust cloud of em and inhale through both mouth and nose... Tasted awesome.

/ I was young...
// Yeah I know I type in run-on sentences.

ottosmom: When I was a kid, we even had candy cigarettes. I remember two kinds, one was a hard candy that was a white stick with a red tip, the other was bubble gum with some kind of powder on it, wrapped in paper, and when you put one end in your mouth and blew, the powdery stuff would fly out the end like smoke. Big whoop.


And you can STILL get them.
(^)

This article was a bad attempt at satire.. right?

GAT_00: Burned like hell.

I did that too but I don't recall it burning too bad.

ottosmom: some kind of powder on it

that would be either corn starch or powdered sugar, if I remember right and I can't remember which.

"Hey, smoke up, Johnny!"

at least they aren't smoking dope

/btw anyone selling?
//dope with smarties preferred, its my favorite

Mr. Froncek calls smoking Smarties a "cultural phenomenon" and says he likes it because "it looks like you're smoking something but you're not."

While he's working on a perfect exhale, he won't try blowing the powder out his nose. "That's pretty hard core," he says. "That's like going to a whole other level."

You're 18 years old? Please die now. You will never have anything to offer.

I heard about this a few days ago, I don't know what to think.

This video is getting pretty famous.



click pic to download flash video

/i dont have the energy to host it any better

Smarties: The New Gateway Drug

ottosmom: When I was a kid, we even had candy cigarettes.

You can still get them. My wife and I give them out for Halloween.

When I was in junior high school, we smoked real cigarettes, used real drugs, and had real clumsy, inexperienced sex. I'd tell you more about it, but I'd really prefer it if you just got the fark off my lawn.

I was going to write that I prefer M&Ms. Then I got confused about the talk about crunching them up up and making powder.
A quick trip to wikipedia solved that.

/to me, Smarties is sugar-covered chocolates akin to M&Ms.
//stil prefers M&Ms
///this is a weird article

dahmers love zombie: Jody Puryear, whose son Grant attends the school has the IQ of a god damned carrot, says smoking Smarties could be a gateway leading "to smoking cigarettes or pot or anything else like that."

/ftft

Now, now, there's no need to go off insulting carrots like that.

A friend of mine did something similar back in high school, he decided to snort a line of powdered altoids. Obviously he started screaming his head off afterwards, all I did was laugh, and the teacher just shook his head in disgust.

GAT_00: I was so hoping they were smashing them and snorting them like coke.

I remember a kid doing this with Bottlecaps in high school like 20 years ago. Got caught and we had to endure two days of lectures about the lining of the nose and how important it was to the overall health of the body. And we couldn't buy bottlecaps in the cafeteria anymore.

Jody Puryear, whose son Grant attends the school, says smoking Smarties could be a gateway leading "to smoking cigarettes or pot or anything else like that."

Supertard.

smarties? how the fark do you smoke smarties?



Do you smoke the red ones last?

Where i come from the candies they are smoking are called rockets. And kids didnt smoke them for show. We crushed them and snorted them.

I also remember the red-tipped minty and bubblegum candy cigarettes. I really liked the mint ones. They tasted pretty good and lasted for awhile if you didn't chew 'em up. The bubblegum ones, though you could blow "smoke" out of them, weren't that great. Not too long ago i actually saw the mint ones at a dollar store and bought a pack for old time's sake.

/ yep, I ended up smoking the real McCoy, and other things. No, I don't think those had any influence, more like my peers, poverty and general red-neckism influenced me.

picture that was in the post:

eh?


/These kind melt in your hands

I did Smarties so often I got Maggots. And then I gave it to my girlfriend so now she has Maggots too.

Just remember kids, if you're caught with Smarties they can take away your college financial aid.

Meh. Wake me up when they try cheesing.

Something tells me these kids would bowl somewhere near a 129 if they put down their smarties and tried.

Hehehe...the article said "Frothy Eruption." Hehehe.

Smarties: Helping me stay that 10 lbs over weight for 30 years.
Oh yes the are that good.;

I may have to teach my kids this trick. We get so damned many of those stupid rolls at every friggin holiday, birthday party, doctor visit, etc. They taste like shiate, so the kids won't eat them. We usually throw them away, but this might be fun.