"They're not telling anybody because Aruba's trying to keep this quiet."

SHHHHH!

Be vewy vewy quite

Weah hunting missing white chicks in Awuba

Cadaver dog? That's not a very nice thing to call Greta van Susteranananan.

Diogenes: Yes, but it's called scoobie gear.

Win.

Um. They're kinda late aren't they?

God, just find this chick already.

Is this one of those cases like O.J. or Casey Anthony where we know who did it but they don't have a conviction?

/has heard of the case but has successfully stayed away from most of the details

Is this a repeat from 2005?

So is there gonna be a Greta Van Sustren/Nancy Grace cat fight?

wait - they didn't have cadaver dogs in Aruba? Does no one turn up missing there - ever?

fark this biatch for wasting all our farking time and dumbing down the national news even further

/even my parents give a shiat about this garbage

Perhaps they should try Jamaica, or even Bermuda and Bahama.

Natalie again?

Is it Spring already?

Shenanigans, dead dogs in formaldehyde are of no use in a crime scene investigation.

Well we were like dancing in the club. Then Nat like took off with these 3 guys. Like she like totally dumped me.. : (

Flushing out the assholes by getting them to move the body?

Robopuppy Mistreatment: Perhaps they should try Jamaica, or even Bermuda and Bahama.

Oo!! I wanna take you!

this is the story that will not end, it goes on and on my freinds!

FarkWhat:

Gahk!

Diogenes: Yes, but it's called scoobie gear.

rimshot

Huskadoodle: "They're not telling anybody because Aruba's trying to keep this quiet."

SHHHHH!

Be vewy vewy quite

Weah hunting missing white chicks in Awuba

Could have shut the thread down right there.

This is one farked up case

Cadaver Dogs would be a helluva good name for a band.

The other night I told a woman at the bar, that was annoying the hell out of me and would not stop trying to huff my cawk, that I wanted to take her "for a walk on this beautiful beach where I took this girl Natalee a few years ago."

She didn't get it, but my friends did and all looked at me with a stunned expression, then laughed.

"They think they've found where Natalee Holloway's remains are, and they're taking the dog down there to confirm that,"

And the dog's going to do what, exactly?

*sniff sniff* "Yeah, that's her."

FarkWhat: Well we were like dancing in the club. Then Nat like took off with these 3 guys. Like she like totally dumped me.. : (



/hot

labman:
I like how they keep showing that same picture of her like she's still going to look like that.

Yeah well, anybody who has a photo of her after she died is probably not going to publicize it at this point, ya think?

So the tourists who visited Aruba 6-12 months after she went missing ...

Did they have the lobster dinners on their excursions? How many Americans on holiday ordered the lobster and were amazed at how fat and juicy it was? Was it the best lobster they ever tasted?

Cadaver sniffing plankton would be a better idea.

Ah, March - Television ratings season in the US.

cadaver sniffing dog= nancy grace

/what?

Female, check, pretty, check, white, check?

benlonghair: Um. They're kinda late aren't they?

nah she's still dead.

/It not like she got better

You'd think they'd bring in some living dogs. Sheesh.

I thought that they already found her body like a block away from the house in a garbage bag with duct tape and a heart sticker around her mouth?