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2009-03-20 02:34:29 PM  
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Oh, yes, your husband. I'm sure he'll be furious.

 
2009-03-20 02:35:56 PM  
Bah! Suck it up!
 
2009-03-20 03:15:30 PM  
"One woman claims Robinson performed abdominal surgery on her but she woke up to find he also gave her a face lift and liposuction, according to medical board documents. The head and neck surgeon is also accused of borrowing $15,000 from the woman and forcibly kissing her."

Wait - what?

She went to a head and neck surgeon... for abdominal surgery? I presume she loaned him the money beforehand? Why? And when did he forcibly kiss her? Before or after the surgery? I feel like there may have been some warning signs that maybe the woman could have picked up on... like not going to a head and neck surgeon for abdominal surgery, to start....

I really want more details on this one....
 
2009-03-20 05:12:02 PM  
A head and neck surgeon? Is plastic surgery so popular they now specialize in different parts of the body?

Oh, it's Orange County. Never mind. They probably have plastic surgeons for right and left ears there.
 
2009-03-20 05:37:00 PM  
Why so serious?
 
2009-03-20 05:39:08 PM  
Who could tell what that harpy wanted? The doctor made his best guess.
 
2009-03-20 05:40:04 PM  
To be fair, she didn't have the stomach for it.
 
2009-03-20 05:40:48 PM  

Ambitwistor: Why so serious?



/thread
 
2009-03-20 05:42:09 PM  
Is that doc's name pronounced sheer me-skin-yer??
 
2009-03-20 05:43:16 PM  
And just wait until she finds out the mechanic not only tuned her car up, but also did an unwanted engine overhaul and replaced the muffler.
 
2009-03-20 05:45:24 PM  
Plastic surgery creeps me the hell out. All of it. My 22 year old friend got her butt and thighs lipo'd and it looked super weird. Yuck.

/hoping to grow old gracefully
 
2009-03-20 05:46:20 PM  
I think the doctor was subtly trying to tell her she looked old without being rude.
 
2009-03-20 05:46:48 PM  
Protip: Don't publish an article until you have enough info to make it sound like your source wasn't a hyper third grader.

"First, he gave her a facelift! And then...he gave her liposuction! And then...he borrowed 15,000 dollars! And then...he kissed her! And then...he replaced her implants! And then..."
 
2009-03-20 05:47:15 PM  
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Another satisfied customer.

/Obscure?
 
2009-03-20 05:49:21 PM  

Lemon-Lime Malthus: Another satisfied customer.

/Obscure?


No.
 
2009-03-20 05:52:32 PM  

Lemon-Lime Malthus: Another satisfied customer.

/Obscure?


Oh please. Kindly stop that, will you?
 
2009-03-20 05:52:47 PM  
The real question is whether he did a good jorb or not.
 
2009-03-20 05:52:54 PM  
I went in for a penis enlargement, now they call me Pinocchio.
 
2009-03-20 05:58:42 PM  

SueDisco: Plastic surgery creeps me the hell out. All of it. My 22 year old friend got her butt and thighs lipo'd and it looked super weird. Yuck.

/hoping to grow old gracefully


22 and getting liposuction? She's doing it very, very wrong. Confiscate her forks.
 
2009-03-20 06:04:51 PM  
"The red thing's connected to my..wristwatch....UH OH!"
 
2009-03-20 06:06:08 PM  
I'll be the first to tell subby that I liked the headline. Well done, sir.(or madam)
 
2009-03-20 06:08:39 PM  
Can we talk?
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2009-03-20 06:09:54 PM  
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Why so furious?
 
2009-03-20 06:12:20 PM  

icanhazstapler: Lemon-Lime Malthus: Another satisfied customer.

/Obscure?

Oh please. Kindly stop that, will you?


You almost got it right

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2009-03-20 06:17:59 PM  
This one - too ugly
that one - too thin
this one - too fat
and this one...this one!
 
2009-03-20 06:18:15 PM  

iamrex: This would piss me off. I love face, my belly - not so much.


Most guys love face too. This gal got off lucky if it truly was only forcible kissing.
 
2009-03-20 06:19:00 PM  
Too symmetrical!

can't believe I forgot that one...
 
2009-03-20 06:19:19 PM  

coprolite: I went in for a penis enlargement, now they call me Pinocchio.


So you have to lie when having teh secks?

"You think i'm sexy?"
"Hell, yes!" (+1")
"Do you love me?"
"Sure I do!" (+2")
"You don't think my ass it too fat?"
"Well, I ... wait ... no, not really!" (+3")

/Life's hard
//Peener not always
///Thanks, FSM
 
2009-03-20 06:25:55 PM  

iamrex: This would piss me off. I love face, my belly - not so much.


You love getting face or giving face?
 
Ant
2009-03-20 06:33:35 PM  

Lemon-Lime Malthus: /Obscure?


Nothing is obscure on Fark, least of all a Bioshock reference.
 
2009-03-20 06:34:00 PM  
One woman claims Robinson performed abdominal surgery on her butt.

Yup, that would be a problem.
 
2009-03-20 06:36:00 PM  
"The head and neck surgeon is also accused of borrowing $15,000 from the woman and forcibly kissing her."

What?
 
2009-03-20 06:37:22 PM  
Any doctor can train in plastic surgery and perform it. Not all of them are specifically board certified in plastic surgery. Those are the doctors that usually end up making these types of mistakes too. If you're gonna get work done, do some research people!
 
2009-03-20 06:38:26 PM  

cryinoutloud: A head and neck surgeon? Is plastic surgery so popular they now specialize in different parts of the body?

Oh, it's Orange County. Never mind. They probably have plastic surgeons for right and left ears there.


No doubt they specialize in inner vs outer ear enhancement.

But, even though it's Orange County... it's not Newport or Laguna. It's Santa Ana, essay!

/OC resident for 22+ years
//Can't believe some long-time OC friends now call it "The" OC
 
2009-03-20 06:39:29 PM  

Lemon-Lime Malthus: Another satisfied customer.

/Obscure?


Not in a million years.

/He's an artist, says some. He's a section 8, says I.
 
2009-03-20 06:40:10 PM  
How is this crap possible?

"So Mrs. Jenkins, you're here for a facelift?"

"What? No, tummy tuck."

"Okay, lets gas this biatch and get to the facelift."
 
2009-03-20 06:40:51 PM  
Completely and utterly worthless without pics.

Fail.
 
2009-03-20 06:44:10 PM  

Sweeter than chooger: But some his co-workers have some great knockers.


[image from allbeauty.net too old to be available]

damn!
 
2009-03-20 06:53:28 PM  

serpent_sky: "One woman claims Robinson performed abdominal surgery on her but she woke up to find he also gave her a face lift and liposuction, according to medical board documents. The head and neck surgeon is also accused of borrowing $15,000 from the woman and forcibly kissing her."

Wait - what?

She went to a head and neck surgeon... for abdominal surgery? I presume she loaned him the money beforehand? Why? And when did he forcibly kiss her? Before or after the surgery? I feel like there may have been some warning signs that maybe the woman could have picked up on... like not going to a head and neck surgeon for abdominal surgery, to start....

I really want more details on this one....


Dude, everyone does lipo. Dentists go to a weekend seminar and start doing it Monday morning. "Get your teeth cleaned and your gut shrunk."
 
2009-03-20 06:58:23 PM  
AesopRock_00: Sweeter than chooger: But some his co-workers have some great knockers.

damn!


Have them bathed and sent to my quarters.
 
2009-03-20 06:58:43 PM  

AesopRock_00


damn!


I think 'Jacqueline' used to be 'Jack'.
 
2009-03-20 08:01:44 PM  
probably doing her a favor
 
2009-03-20 08:04:26 PM  
Photoshopped for ya Cyborg77

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2009-03-20 08:20:25 PM  

icanhazstapler: Lemon-Lime Malthus: Another satisfied customer.

/Obscure?

Oh please. Kindly stop that, will you?


This

//OMG, please stop me also
///this
 
2009-03-20 09:18:20 PM  
With the whole kissing and borrowing money thing, it's likely he'd been thinking about giving her those procedures for awhile. I'd imagine plastic surgeons have wishful surgery thoughts about many acquaintances, and unfortunately for this chick he finally got a chance to live his dream.

However, I would like to know if it was really all that horrible to have extra belly fat removed. I wouldn't want to pay for procedures I didn't ask for, but who really misses belly fat, especially when he was already tucking her tummy? Now on the face lift, I'd have to compare before and after. If he Kenny Roger-ified my face, I'd be homicidal about it, but if he just smoothed out some sag, I'd STFU.

Now on the kissing and borrowing front, that makes it all seem creepy and stalker, stabby-stabby.

I'm glad I could enlighten you all with my point by point breakdown of the situation. You're welcome.
 
2009-03-21 12:16:50 AM  

haemaker: Oh, yes, your husband. I'm sure he'll be furious.


Smithers made me laugh.

AesopRock_00: Sweeter than chooger: But some his co-workers have some great knockers.


damn!


Too bad they're silicone sacks. You may as well settle for a Real Doll.
 
2009-03-21 01:00:38 AM  

AesopRock_00: Sweeter than chooger: But some his co-workers have some great knockers.

damn!


I'm guessing you get them free instead of a raise?
 
2009-03-21 01:02:55 AM  
Came in for the Bioshock ref, leaving satisfied
 
2009-03-21 03:21:07 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: I think 'Jacqueline' used to be 'Jack'.


Agreed
 
2009-03-21 06:31:18 AM  
Came for the Harvey Birdman reference, leaving unsatisfied (but still smiling)
 
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