My first green link... ahhhhh

cool

thirds psot

Herlit Davitsun is TEH KOLEST!

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Sounds like the police are bored.

if it was type r he wuoldnt have bnee caut

or not

That's right kids, it's a 1971 Harley Davidson Golf Cart! And whats more, it can be yours!

GIS for "Harley Davidson Golf Cart"

Yeah, definately sounds like bored police.

No video?

For some reason I think George Carlin would be really angry about this.

Low speed chases are always the coolest... Good "Dumbass" fodder to boot.

This reminds me EXACTLY of the kind of thing I would see on one of the Florida episode of "Cops"

A dumb, middle aged redneck driving a golfcart down past stripmalls while yelling things that don't make sense

Isn't the caddy the designated driver in these situations?

My gramma has a Harley golf cart. It's an old-ass thing built when they were part of AMF. Direct ignition, no starter; step on the gas and it springs to life. It actually has some kick for a cart, it kicks the crap out of my uncles electric cart. Ratttles a bit, and it sort of sounds like a hollowed-out Harley. "RACK-a rack-a rack-a rack-a." But it's comfy, dead reliable, and it's been going without a compalaint for like 20 years.

My cousin almost rolled it when we were young, crippling us all for life. Ah, those were the days.

If he had the 2003 Lexus 224 cart with the Mach 1 turbo-electric drive with twin heads and dual drive transmission boasting zero to minus 5 slip stream capability, he'd of left em in a stream of hazard dust.

see the latest model here.

www.beringcarts/ettubrutus.com

vegasj, you got my back.

Is that Benny and Billy up there?

yes. nothing beats buyin a 40, gettin on the freeway, and turnin off the lights.

I think the most important lesson to be learned from this article is this:

If the cops are gonna try to use a taser on you, just make sure you're wearing a thick leather jacket.

Saron, I almost flipped a cart, which would have killed all my cousins. Blew the windshield out and scard my little cousins for life. If we're not related, we should be.

you can get a DUI in california on a bicycle. BOOOO!

"you can get a DUI in california on a bicycle. BOOOO!" How about on your roller skates?

Shemp Mo-Din:
Your most important lesson may be not to wear leather on the links and to drop the 5 iron when the cops tell ya to.

My golf cart can go 18 times the speed of light.

Drunkdriver:

so do you promote a better game is played while inebriated?

intoxicated minds need to know.

Wydok:My golf cart can go 18 times the speed of light.

I'm not that physics student but I barely believed that when it applied to the space shuttle, I'm not gonna buy it for any earthborne contraption.

/won't be fooled again

won't be fooled again

Damn. Missed it by this | | much.

FYI: traveling via airline with golfclubs = 15 more minutes of inspection time and somebody fondling yer Big Bertha's.

The business card Johnson gave to the police said he is general manager of the lot. Employees there would not comment.

aahhhh...the joys of having yer boss driving drunk in a golf cart...

Some friends of mine got popped driving a golf cart drunk in Fort Worth. Apparently the po-po didn't think a DWI would stick since it wasn't really a car. So the driver was cited for every single last thing that makes a golf cart not street legal. It was almost as bad as a DWI. Of course they were all in their underwear too, it was pretty much a doomed mission from the start.

DAMN!!!!I want to work for this guy!It would make minimum wage woth while just for the drunken antics!!

Vegasj I want one!

I want to move to Florida now! Sounds much more exciting than Ohio. Yesterday we got a 911 call from a woman who's faucet broke, and she wanted to know how to shut the water off. Earlier in the week another caller reported 3 cows had fallen through the ice in a pond, they got themselves out before the rescue squad arrived. Most exciting was yesterday morning when the Sheriff finally caught the 18 year old high school student that was flashing Amish girls.

I actually used to have a 3 wheeled Harley golf cart.

I wonder if I could do this with my VW trike?

Not the tasering part, I mean...

Seems like this happens atleast once a week in some random podunk redneck town.

"man gets dui for driving tractor drunk"
"DUI for riding bicylce drunk"
etc

The shock value wears off when you see the same thing over and over. It is no longer "whacky and weird" when it happens weekly. Then it is just sad. Really sad.

with the threat of a DUI looming, I'll never be able to play golf in FLA again. I don't think I've ever driven a golf cart sober in my life.

Have any of you ever been to DeLand? That place is a meca for dumb middle aged red necks that can't read or drive cars. My grandparents had a vacation home in DeLand. I hated that place. There neighbor was "Lawn Mower Mike" This retard drove around on a (You quessed it) riding lawn mower. He used to sleep in the dirt floor of his shed because he would come home so drunk and dirty his crach head wife would not let him in there trailer!!!! This guy has been a constent source of jokes for years. We sold that house when my grandfather died, but I am thinking about driving down there just to get some new materal for jokes.

Qrb912

Based on your spelling, looks like you never left DeLand.

obvious enough?

Wow, no drunk driving nazi's on this thread. The last time I read posts about a story where a bicyclist was written up I got my ass chewed about the evils of biking while intoxicated.

KerryKlu Eat me. I was in a hurry.

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