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2009-03-18 08:24:15 AM  
Heh. +1
 
2009-03-18 08:32:39 AM  
Beats the hell out of my headline.

/+1
 
2009-03-18 09:35:50 PM  
Gotta catch 'em all!
 
2009-03-18 09:35:51 PM  
Hooray for subby. Hilarious.
 
2009-03-18 09:37:37 PM  
That was so funny I didn't notice at first that you misspelled her name.
 
2009-03-18 09:37:53 PM  
I laughed until I stopped. +1
 
2009-03-18 09:38:27 PM  
I actually feel pretty damn sorry for these kids, who did nothing to deserve this. Their mother is a nutjob and I saw footage earlier today of reporters swarming the car and attempting to shove cameras into any opening. It's gonna be a rough start for them.
 
2009-03-18 09:39:09 PM  
Lamest finishing move ever. The BABALITY
 
2009-03-18 09:39:29 PM  
Awesome Headline Subby I LOL'd
 
2009-03-18 09:39:59 PM  
I live in Orange County, thankfully no where near this breeder. What a piece os shiat.
 
2009-03-18 09:40:45 PM  
os=of
 
2009-03-18 09:41:23 PM  
.....swarming the car and attempting to shove cameras into any opening.

//wait, wasnt that how they were concieved?
 
2009-03-18 09:42:48 PM  
Is this game called, "Dungeons and Dysfunctional"?
 
2009-03-18 09:43:49 PM  
Nice one subby
 
2009-03-18 09:45:01 PM  
Madoff should move in there.
 
2009-03-18 09:45:02 PM  
1up, 1up
1up, 1up, 1up, 1up, 1up, 1up.
 
2009-03-18 09:45:26 PM  
Sick.Sad.World.

Giving this attention whore the attention she craves is wrong.

/yes, I took to time to give her a little more by typing this comment.
 
2009-03-18 09:45:49 PM  
well done subby, well done
 
2009-03-18 09:46:35 PM  
She was on Dr. Phil today and people were throwing gifts at her feet. Be prepared for thousands more Octomoms.
 
2009-03-18 09:46:56 PM  
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2009-03-18 09:46:56 PM  
good work subby
 
2009-03-18 09:47:29 PM  
Hopefully she won't find an Easter Egg, because it might be fertilized and cause her to have eight more babies.
 
2009-03-18 09:48:06 PM  

WFern: I actually feel pretty damn sorry for these kids, who did nothing to deserve this. Their mother is a nutjob and I saw footage earlier today of reporters swarming the car and attempting to shove cameras into any opening. It's gonna be a rough start for them.


Wonder how big that opening is after 14 kids.
 
2009-03-18 09:48:59 PM  
Yar they should de-womb all these nutjobs going around having babies and taking millions off us taxpayers. I work hard and I don't want my money going to immigrants or mothers who can't work. It doesn't take an idiot to work out none of these kids will EVER get jobs and pay taxes themselves. We need to shut the borders now! No-one in, no-one out. Then check everyones papers and get rid of illegals. Spend OUR money on OUR businesses in OUR country.
 
2009-03-18 09:50:12 PM  

WFern: I actually feel pretty damn sorry for these kids, who did nothing to deserve this. Their mother is a nutjob and I saw footage earlier today of reporters swarming the car and attempting to shove cameras into any opening. It's gonna be a rough start for them.


I'm pretty sure she's used to having equipment shoved in any available opening.
 
2009-03-18 09:50:16 PM  

TrixieDelite: WFern: I actually feel pretty damn sorry for these kids, who did nothing to deserve this. Their mother is a nutjob and I saw footage earlier today of reporters swarming the car and attempting to shove cameras into any opening. It's gonna be a rough start for them.

Wonder how big that opening is after 14 kids.


I heard they were pretty small so I'm guessing not too big. But hella stretchmarks on that tummy.
 
2009-03-18 09:52:24 PM  

farkforward: Yar they should de-womb all these nutjobs going around having babies and taking millions off us taxpayers. I work hard and I don't want my money going to immigrants or mothers who can't work. It doesn't take an idiot to work out none of these kids will EVER get jobs and pay taxes themselves. We need to shut the borders now! No-one in, no-one out. Then check everyones papers and get rid of illegals. Spend OUR money on OUR businesses in OUR country.


How much taxpayer money has gone toward this woman so far? Just curious... I seem to hear a lot that she's a huge drain on our economy or something.

I'm against illegal immigration and all but almost all of us are descended from immigrants. To say shut the borders it kind of like saying, "OK, I got in, now no one else gets does."
 
2009-03-18 09:53:41 PM  
Klippoklodike:
Was just about to post that. Could be funnier though. Need to acquire 14 friends before Halloween.
 
2009-03-18 09:55:14 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: She was on Dr. Phil today and people were throwing gifts at her feet. Be prepared for thousands more Octomoms.


I, for one, do not believe I need more sociopathic, golddigging morons around me.
 
2009-03-18 09:55:22 PM  
+1. That made things come out of my nose.
 
2009-03-18 09:56:33 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: She was on Dr. Phil today and people were throwing gifts at her feet. Be prepared for thousands more Octomoms.


Ergh, way to enable.

Well, off to find a willing guy to get me pregnant with a litter of babies. :P
 
2009-03-18 09:58:40 PM  

WFern: I actually feel pretty damn sorry for these kids, who did nothing to deserve this. Their mother is a nutjob and I saw footage earlier today of reporters swarming the car and attempting to shove cameras into any opening. It's gonna be a rough start for them.


Good thing babies can't remember shiat until around a year and a half or so. If this is going on when they are 5 they're going to have a completely distorted view of their world. If/when they figure out Mom is nuts.

What's sad to me is I get the impression from this woman like she's going after parenting like it's the farking Super Bowl, and there's some expensive prizes and a trophy at the end if she wins.
 
2009-03-18 10:01:02 PM  

TrixieDelite: Wonder how big that opening is after 14 kids.


Were they given vaginally? That many, I'd kind of assumed it was via c-section.

Dances-With-Lobster: I'm pretty sure she's used to having equipment shoved in any available opening.


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2009-03-18 10:01:18 PM  
Klippoklondike

octomom.jpg

Holy shiat that's awesome.
 
2009-03-18 10:01:31 PM  
octopied:Well, off to find a willing guy to get me pregnant with a litter of babies. :P

I've got a good hit/miss ratio, so I guess the question is:

Are you hot?
 
2009-03-18 10:01:58 PM  
OK OK OK everyone hates her, I get it.

Does anyone feel any empathy for those poor babies? I saw a clip on the news, and some asshole cameraman had his camera practically down in the baby's car seat to get his shot. A baby that weighs about four pounds, thank you.

As much as you hate the mom, those poor babies are in for a rough life. Try to spare them a little sympathy, OK? Jesus F*cking Christ. It would be kind of nice if they didn't die before their first birthday.
 
2009-03-18 10:02:58 PM  
FeedTheCollapse

Immediately what I thought of when I read the headline. Great band.
 
2009-03-18 10:04:21 PM  
Give her the going rate and stem-cell the lot of 'em.
 
2009-03-18 10:04:38 PM  

WFern: I actually feel pretty damn sorry for these kids, who did nothing to deserve this. Their mother is a nutjob and I saw footage earlier today of reporters swarming the car and attempting to shove cameras into any opening. It's gonna be a rough start for them.


Isn't that how all this got started?
 
2009-03-18 10:05:18 PM  

H_is_for_Heretic: Klippoklodike:
Was just about to post that. Could be funnier though. Need to acquire 14 midget friends before Halloween.

 
2009-03-18 10:05:31 PM  

BLEMDAR: .....swarming the car and attempting to shove cameras into any opening.

//wait, wasnt that how they were concieved?


Oh, didn't see you there, BLEMDAR
 
2009-03-18 10:06:09 PM  
Suleman was sitting with her babies in the back seat of the SUV as it went straight into the garage of her new four-bedroom, three-bath home in La Habra, about 25 miles southeast of Los Angeles, where she will raise her 14 children.

She has 1 bedroom and 1 bathroom on me.... I have 3 kids... I think our house is a little small... 2 in a room is tight....Where is she going to put them all?

Any ideas?
 
2009-03-18 10:07:46 PM  

TrixieDelite: Wonder how big that opening is after 14 kids.


Yeah, it was via C-section. You can tell because when they left the hospital, they went out through the window.
 
2009-03-18 10:08:19 PM  
This is one of the funniest headlines i've ever seen...
well done
 
2009-03-18 10:10:21 PM  

Nagaempress: Suleman was sitting with her babies in the back seat of the SUV as it went straight into the garage of her new four-bedroom, three-bath home in La Habra, about 25 miles southeast of Los Angeles, where she will raise her 14 children.

She has 1 bedroom and 1 bathroom on me.... I have 3 kids... I think our house is a little small... 2 in a room is tight....Where is she going to put them all?

Any ideas?


They all share a single womb
 
2009-03-18 10:10:29 PM  
Donnchadha: they went out through the window

you magnificent bastard, that is pure win.
 
2009-03-18 10:10:55 PM  
WFern:

[pic of fat (possibly gay?) asian kid]


WTF is his problem??
 
2009-03-18 10:12:15 PM  

Dances-With-Lobster: How much taxpayer money has gone toward this woman so far? Just curious... I seem to hear a lot that she's a huge drain on our economy or something.


Something in the neighborhood of $1M-$2M. Actual costs were never disclosed but no way do 8 preemies come in at under $1M. She had a team of 46 doctors and specialists there all for her. An entire wing of the hospital. She was there for like her last month of pregnancy. This could plausibly be many millions of dollars.

Kaise Permanente has asked the state of California's Medi-Cal program, for indigent women, to foot the bill. Which is staggering, that plan expected like $5,000 delivery bills. This is absurd.

Now, it appears Dr Phil has given her some $1.2M for her appearance. On top of the $300,000 alleged to have been paid by NBC for the Ann Curry interview. Which, incidentally, might be how she just spent over $1000 on cosmetics alone (new window) in a spending spree. And they bought a $500,000 house. Well it's in her dad's name but it's pretty likely the money somehow came from her, I don't know how that works.

My question- so, how about paying some of those medical bills you have with the cash you have? How is it that a millionaire is single-handedly draining an indigent-mother program into bankruptcy?
 
2009-03-18 10:13:50 PM  
+1 for headline, spilling over with win.
 
2009-03-18 10:14:27 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: She was on Dr. Phil today and people were throwing gifts at her feet. Be prepared for thousands more Octomoms.


Those two were made for each other. The biggest AW ever, and the biggest exploiter of trainwreck AWs. This one is even better than Britney, because hopefully she won't have to be hospitalized in the middle of her trainwreck.
 
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