Holy crap, it's Mark Borchardt!




/Hot like his sandwich
//I love American Movie

They described him as a white male of thin build, 35 to 40 years old, and about 6-foot tall. The suspect has a beard with a mustache and was wearing circular wire-rimmed glasses, police said. He has a ponytail that goes midway down his back. He appears to be wearing an Army green military jacket with a shoulder sling-style backpack

Well, that narrows it down to about 88.6% of Starbucks patrons.

Danielsan:
Well, that narrows it down to about 88.6% of Starbucks patrons.


Huh? What kind of Starbucks do you have?

Around here, that's definitely McDonalds/Burger King get up. Late-night or really early morning in particular.

Zombie John Lennon: what were you thinking?

Someone actually bought one of those?

Halfmast Trousers: Danielsan:
Well, that narrows it down to about 88.6% of Starbucks patrons.


Huh? What kind of Starbucks do you have?

Around here, that's definitely McDonalds/Burger King get up. Late-night or really early morning in particular.

It's what all the anti-establishmentarian hipsters wear. By wearing the same thing they express a united front of non-conformance. A wool beanie, an olive drab Army jacket with a German flag, a pair of jeans, and some Doc Martins. And of course where is an anti-establishmentarian to get his coffee except at Starbucks...

michael savage

The suspect appears to be right-handed. Repeat the suspect appears to be right-handed.

FTFA: "The man is wanted for felony unlawful surveillance."

Oh, so he's a fed, then?

Starbuck's bathroom? cool!

"Now he's on Fark"

Now? Something tells me he's been here all along...

Pee-wee?

Police have recovered a video they believe shows the suspect and released frames from the video. They described him as a white male of thin build, 35 to 40 years old, and about 6-foot tall.

Link (new window)

I don't know if it's just me, but that picture looks like an Asian dude.

Crap!

MorningBreath: in the big picture, aren't we all pervs on fark?

Couldn't they just wait around for him to come back and pick up his camera . . . or is that too obvious?

i went to school in new paltz so i'm really getting a kick out of these replies

does anyone remember that story awhile back where the guy stole a laptop from somewhere and it took a picture of him?

if anyone has that picture...dont be shy.

Ed Grubermann: ZipSplat: It's what all the anti-establishmentarian hipsters wear.

Again, what kind of Starbucks do you have? Starbucks is the epitome of establishmentarianism! Every dink I see at Starbucks is either a soccer mom or some Khaki-wearing cube farmer.

This. Around here we have anti-establishment shops for anti-establishment types. You'd never see a pony-tailed military-jacketed guy in a Starbucks here. This guy would have been chased out without getting to use a bathroom. But Starbucks is the worst of three big chains we have (the better two being Dunn Brothers and Caribou), so you won't find much of anybody there.

I found the perv Link (new window)

Looking for Cartman and hippie references....guess the little guy has gone passe.

awkward: The suspect appears to be right-handed. Repeat the suspect appears to be right-handed.

The suspect is to hatless. I repeat, the suspect is hatless.

Police said the suspect appears to be right-handed.

I'm glad they didn't publish the screen grab that proves that little tidbit.

Otto's_Jacket: Mark Borchardt

That's the first thing I thought of too.

Dad?

ZipSplat: Halfmast Trousers: Danielsan:
Well, that narrows it down to about 88.6% of Starbucks patrons.


Huh? What kind of Starbucks do you have?

Around here, that's definitely McDonalds/Burger King get up. Late-night or really early morning in particular.

It's what all the anti-establishmentarian hipsters wear. By wearing the same thing they express a united front of non-conformance. A wool beanie, an olive drab Army jacket with a German flag, a pair of jeans, and some Doc Martins. And of course where is an anti-establishmentarian to get his coffee except at Starbucks...

Eh...

Try an independent coffeeshop, you'll get the MacBook owning, satchel toting, black rimmed glasses crew staring you down for being unknown in their 'place'.

Jesus?

Bolo Jungle: MorningBreath: in the big picture, aren't we all pervs on fark?

The Firesign Theatre? Wow... now there's a blast from the past.

/now has a themesong for Farking
//thanks Bolo Jungle

ZipSplat: Someone actually bought one of those?

I bought one on Ebay for $50 shipped from Hong Kong in a week. (They are cheaper now, I think). I put it in a cheap clock as a spy cam and sold it on eBay for $399.

Filth Paste: awkward: The suspect appears to be right-handed. Repeat the suspect appears to be right-handed.

The suspect is to hatless. I repeat, the suspect is hatless.

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

poot42

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!

Whamdangler: ZipSplat: Someone actually bought one of those?

I bought one on Ebay for $50 shipped from Hong Kong in a week. (They are cheaper now, I think). I put it in a cheap clock as a spy cam and sold it on eBay for $399.


awww man, you told me it was worth every penny.

Really, Trey should know better than to try some shenanigans like this...

Dad?

Clint_Torres: Police have recovered a video they believe shows the suspect and released frames from the video. They described him as a white male of thin build, 35 to 40 years old, and about 6-foot tall.

Link (new window)

I don't know if it's just me, but that picture looks like an Asian dude.


He looks Asian to me too. And they just loves them some hidden cams.

Wow a local story on Fark. I live nearby and I've been to that Starbucks a few times. New Paltz is like one giant frat party though so I tend to keep the necessary distance. Also you can catch STDs there by just inhaling too deep.

ZipSplat: Halfmast Trousers: Danielsan:
Well, that narrows it down to about 88.6% of Starbucks patrons.


Huh? What kind of Starbucks do you have?

Around here, that's definitely McDonalds/Burger King get up. Late-night or really early morning in particular.

It's what all the anti-establishmentarian hipsters wear. By wearing the same thing they express a united front of non-conformance. A wool beanie, an olive drab Army jacket with a German flag, a pair of jeans, and some Doc Martins. And of course where is an anti-establishmentarian to get his coffee except at Starbucks...

Sad that there's this whole identifiable class of person who sleeps on other peoples' couches, doesn't believe in working, calls himself a nomadic spirit and chats up English and philosophy majors for sex and money and drugs. Ok maybe I'm jumping to conclusions a little here, but amirite?