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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Ahh springtime. The air is getting warmer, the flowers are starting to bloom, and the tourists are falling from hotel balconies   (blogs.tampabay.com) divider line 33
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2009-03-18 06:46:43 AM
Hotel balconies are the spring breaker's kryptonite.
 
2009-03-18 07:25:39 AM
I just found out that I'm moving to Florida in August so I'm really getting a kick out of all Florida-related stories involving idiots and morans.
 
2009-03-18 07:27:20 AM
FTFA his fall was broken by a second-floor awning.

It must have been Jackie Chan!

Mythbusters say: plausible, but not recommended.
 
2009-03-18 07:38:42 AM
It's happening...
 
2009-03-18 07:47:35 AM
Falling from your hotel balcony in Florida trifecta now in play..

/It's_a_tarp, where in FL are you moving to? That is imperative in knowing just how much fail you will be surrounded with
 
2009-03-18 07:48:01 AM
Oh Jesus Christ, I nearly got Red Bull in my sinuses.
 
2009-03-18 07:50:26 AM
 
2009-03-18 07:51:41 AM
200 Woo! Spring Break Rules
400 Hold my beer
800 Watch this
1600 I can hit the pool from here
2000 ?

I'll take "Last thing heard before falling off Florida Balconies" for 2000 Alec.
 
2009-03-18 07:52:36 AM
www.totallypimpedout.net

The article doesn't mention if he hung in the air and looked around then fell when he realized he wasn't on the balcony anymore. I'll bet it happened.

/he fell on an awning you say?
 
2009-03-18 07:57:19 AM
Thank god for sea oats, sand dunes, and second-floor awnings.

Now please stop submitting this shiat. We've still got weeks of spring break left. Let's just get a summary in April and call it done.
 
2009-03-18 08:18:13 AM
The first sign of spring is the sounds of cats doing it all night long under my window and me getting out the baseball bat to finish them off.
 
2009-03-18 08:28:10 AM
did we really need this to be recycled from yesterday?
 
2009-03-18 08:35:52 AM
This guy's a week late.

last week
 
2009-03-18 08:36:48 AM
Thisbymaster: The first sign of spring is the sounds of cats doing it all night long under my window and me getting out the baseball bat to finish them off.

I can't imagine the size of the cat that needs to be finished off with a baseball bat. For most of the ones around here all you need is your pinky.

/wait
//wat?
 
2009-03-18 08:45:06 AM
when i think of spring, i think of springtime for hitler.
 
2009-03-18 08:50:07 AM
reverendsaintjay: Thisbymaster: The first sign of spring is the sounds of cats doing it all night long under my window and me getting out the baseball bat to finish them off.

I can't imagine the size of the cat that needs to be finished off with a baseball bat. For most of the ones around here all you need is your pinky.

/wait
//wat?


I gagged on my coffee laughing so hard. You've set the tone for the rest of my day.
 
2009-03-18 08:53:18 AM
Ahh springtime. The air is getting warmer, the flowers are starting to bloom, the tourists are falling from hotel balconies

and fark is full of repeats.
 
2009-03-18 09:02:42 AM
You know who else liked springtime?


www.mouseplanet.com

/Hotter than Ulla in a thong bikini
 
2009-03-18 09:09:01 AM
dennysgod: and fark is full of repeats.

This guy fell off at 11:15 PM last night. It's not a repeat if it just happened.
 
2009-03-18 09:11:09 AM
I love when a fark happens three blocks from where I live.

-Roadancer
 
2009-03-18 09:14:12 AM
vliam: This guy's a week late.

last week


dstanley: First Second part of the trifecta

Trifecta complete!
 
2009-03-18 09:16:03 AM
WienerButt: Falling from your hotel balcony in Florida trifecta now in play..

/It's_a_tarp, where in FL are you moving to? That is imperative in knowing just how much fail you will be surrounded with


Ft Walton Beach / Destin area...I got assigned to Eglin, AFB yesterday. I'll be there from August 2009 to August 2013.
 
2009-03-18 09:27:52 AM
Sounds like Spring Break!
 
2009-03-18 09:28:57 AM
I'm standing on a hotel balcony right now, so I'm really getting a kiiiiii......... *thud*
 
2009-03-18 10:10:41 AM
gulogulo: reverendsaintjay: Thisbymaster: The first sign of spring is the sounds of cats doing it all night long under my window and me getting out the baseball bat to finish them off.

I can't imagine the size of the cat that needs to be finished off with a baseball bat. For most of the ones around here all you need is your pinky.

/wait
//wat?

I gagged on my coffee laughing so hard. You've set the tone for the rest of my day.


Glad to know I can help. :D
 
2009-03-18 10:11:29 AM
The story seems Farkmilar.
 
2009-03-18 10:37:14 AM
Its_A_Tarp: WienerButt: Falling from your hotel balcony in Florida trifecta now in play..

/It's_a_tarp, where in FL are you moving to? That is imperative in knowing just how much fail you will be surrounded with

Ft Walton Beach / Destin area...I got assigned to Eglin, AFB yesterday. I'll be there from August 2009 to August 2013.


You lucky bastard. Enjoy.
 
2009-03-18 10:43:41 AM
Its_A_Tarp: Ft Walton Beach / Destin area...I got assigned to Eglin, AFB yesterday. I'll be there from August 2009 to August 2013.

Beautiful area, but I hope you like Republicans.
 
2009-03-18 11:32:21 AM
seen chuckling and strolling away:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serge_A._Storms
 
2009-03-18 11:55:40 AM
"He wanted to show a woman afraid of heights that it was safe to lean over a sixth-floor hotel balcony."

I'm willing to bet that this woman is still afraid of heights. This doesn't sound like an effective cure for acrophobia.
 
2009-03-18 12:30:25 PM
Its_A_Tarp: I just found out that I'm moving to Florida in August so I'm really getting a kick out of all Florida-related stories involving idiots and morans.


I'm so sorry to hear about your loss. My condolences. Moving to Florida is something that no one should ever have to suffer with, and I hope and pray that someday we're able to find a cure.

Be strong.
 
2009-03-18 08:53:47 PM
Are they all Hokies?
 
2009-03-18 09:17:19 PM
patent holder: Are they all Hokies?

Sad, very sad. There are drunks doing this everywhere, just not so concentrated.

/Parent of a Hokie that year
 
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