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2009-03-17 03:52:36 PM  
Zing! +1, subby.
 
2009-03-17 03:57:05 PM  
Nice play. And sadly true.
 
2009-03-17 03:58:37 PM  
Nice.
 
2009-03-17 04:08:51 PM  
golf clap
 
2009-03-17 05:00:15 PM  
+1, Well played subby.
 
2009-03-17 05:10:50 PM  
Lol
 
2009-03-17 05:32:40 PM  
Oh, that hurts so good. +1
 
2009-03-17 05:34:18 PM  
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2009-03-17 05:34:48 PM  
It's funny becuase the Lions don't win football games and they are a football team that plays in a nationwide football league.
 
2009-03-17 05:39:44 PM  
Beautiful, subby. +1
 
2009-03-17 05:45:29 PM  
I lol'd.
 
2009-03-17 05:49:40 PM  
oh man. beautiful.
 
2009-03-17 05:52:15 PM  
Listening to Mike Valenti and Terry Foster over the internet have caused me to develop a very soft spot for the Lions. So help me Woody, I keep shooting myself in the foot with shiat like this.
 
2009-03-17 05:55:39 PM  
Would put on a t-shirt A++++++
 
2009-03-17 05:56:19 PM  
Great headline.

+1
 
2009-03-17 06:02:42 PM  
Early headline of the year candidate. If they start 0-8 this year, it's a lock.
 
2009-03-17 06:10:47 PM  
Nice one subby
 
2009-03-17 06:14:07 PM  
Oh, snap, yo.
 
2009-03-17 06:22:21 PM  
Fark u subby.

/lol
 
2009-03-17 06:32:01 PM  
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2009-03-17 06:43:11 PM  
Applause for the headline.

The Lions have to be able to win games this year. I mean, consider that teams in the division include:

One quarterbacked by either Tarvaris Jackson or the Sage Rosenfels Turnover Explosion.

Another quarterbacked by a neckbearded partying goof who can't complete a pass over 20 yards downfield. Then again, his team has eschewed the whole "you need actual NFL wide receivers" thing in their offense.

Another, well, I still can't figure out what happened to the Packers last year. Maybe it's the ghosts of the Lynn Dickey-QB'd Packers, where he would wing it all over field and they still couldn't make the playoffs. Sorta like what happened with Rodgers last year.
 
2009-03-17 06:47:20 PM  
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2009-03-17 07:00:52 PM  
No more "Paper Lions".
 
2009-03-17 07:03:18 PM  
+1
 
2009-03-17 07:12:14 PM  
I think I love you, subby. Bravo.
 
2009-03-17 07:17:49 PM  
Weren't the Lions 4-0 preseason?

I mean, those aren't real W's, some sort of goofy utf-8 ŵ or something... but that would get them through the summer.
 
2009-03-17 07:18:32 PM  
LULZ
+1
 
2009-03-17 07:28:52 PM  
The +1 is strong with this Subby
 
2009-03-17 07:33:12 PM  
Seriously, +1 subby. Very nice
 
2009-03-17 07:40:26 PM  
+1 Subby, that was beautiful.
 
2009-03-17 07:42:35 PM  
Nice one, plus one.
 
2009-03-17 08:00:26 PM  
So much win because of the losses.

+1
 
2009-03-17 08:01:24 PM  
Put the sub in coach. He earned it.

/would plus you if i had a vote
 
2009-03-17 08:13:41 PM  
I dub thee, Sir Subby the Plus One.

Bravo sir.
 
2009-03-17 08:20:11 PM  
That was a good one subby, and I'm not Lion when I say that.
 
2009-03-17 08:42:20 PM  
Nicely done, subby.
 
2009-03-17 08:49:44 PM  
Headline of the Week. Calling it now.
 
2009-03-17 09:16:07 PM  
Can you imagine if Barry Sanders played for a real team?
 
2009-03-17 10:28:44 PM  

WoodyHayes: Listening to Mike Valenti and Terry Foster over the internet have caused me to develop a very soft spot for the Lions. So help me Woody, I keep shooting myself in the foot with shiat like this.


I love Valenti and Foster. Catch it almost every day on the computer while I work.
 
2009-03-18 12:23:03 AM  
my goodness that was funny.
congrats on your "headline of the year, sports"
 
2009-03-18 12:32:20 AM  
I lol'd. good job, subby.
 
2009-03-18 12:56:15 AM  
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2009-03-18 01:19:46 AM  
Bravo, subby. Bravo.
 
2009-03-18 01:29:05 AM  
subby

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2009-03-18 02:07:23 AM  
I hate to be the turd in the punch bowl, but that is a very old joke.

/Believe it was first coined when describing the Cubs a few years ago.
//Still funny, but not ground breaking or original
 
2009-03-18 05:25:03 AM  
very nice subby, very nice
 
2009-03-18 08:26:42 AM  
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Obligatory


/I still believe
 
2009-03-18 08:30:50 AM  
Comedian on the Bob and Tom show read this headline almost verbatim as one of his jokes this morning. Think it was Gunner.
 
2009-03-18 11:05:29 AM  

WoodyHayes: Listening to Mike Valenti and Terry Foster over the internet have caused me to develop a very soft spot for the Lions. So help me Woody, I keep shooting myself in the foot with shiat like this.


You need to temper your Valenti/Foster with Mangini/Kokinis. That'll bring your spirits back in line...
 
2009-03-19 02:43:08 PM  

TheLopper: I hate to be the turd in the punch bowl, but that is a very old joke.

/Believe it was first coined when describing the Cubs a few years ago.
//Still funny, but not ground breaking or original


Login: TheLopper (Want to sponsor this Farker for TotalFark?)
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With such a trove of old joke knowledge you should learn to share it.

Or you could let subby have his win and just keep quiet:) Made me laugh.
 
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