Get ready for 2 weeks in the happiest place on earth, Tijauna!

RocketRod: #4 becoming a star in a Donkey Show

FTFY

Five... Five Dollar... Five Dollar Blowjob!

sounds like Arizona....

Where is eating barbequed iguana on the list?

RocketRod: #4 Donkey Show

Ha! My kid was telling me she has to do a travel brochure for her Spanish class, & that was me-n-mr.zobear's first idea.

/oh yeah, raisin' her right

I paid a dollar to watch a monkey fark a coconut and a football in Tijuana.

Came here to say Donkey Show! I know I wasn't the only one.

#5: Offend the locals

RocketRod: # 4 1, Donkey Show

#6 Purchase Toilet-Buster

I hear that MTV is shooting a new Real World in Mexico. I only hope that the cartels make it last half a season.

Oldiron_79: Where is eating barbequed iguana on the list?

I dunno but it's second in this thread.

zobear: RocketRod: #4 Donkey Show

Ha! My kid was telling me she has to do a travel brochure for her Spanish class, & that was me-n-mr.zobear's first idea.

/oh yeah, raisin' her right

In total honesty, I would like to see one. Not because the thought of it is remotely a turn on, but because of the same twisted curiosity that inspires me to visit sites like Rotten.com. It's so fu--ed up that you have to look.

#1 Stay out of TJ
#2 to #120 See #1

#6 Catch a venereal disease

Say what you want, if you live in SoCal and want good tacos, it's only a short drive away.


Mmmmmmmm...tacos.

/and the squirts.

If you find cheaper poosy anywhere, fark it.

/Hot like Salma Hayek

#121 - Leave for anywhere else in Mexico.

Used to love taking surfaris into Baja in my VW bug years back, my personal favorite spot to camp was on the cliffs above La Bufadora.

#7 (or wherever we are)... Over-the-counter DEA Schedule III drugs!

RocketRod: #4 Donkey Show

#5 Forced to drop your pants and go on stage after complaining about the donkey show.

WFern: In total honesty, I would like to see one. Not because the thought of it is remotely a turn on, but because of the same twisted curiosity that inspires me to visit sites like Rotten.com. It's so fu--ed up that you have to look.

If I'm walking down the street and I see a sign that says "Dudes blowing donkeys", I'm going in once.

I got nothing against dudes, and I got nothing against donkeys, but if I can pay a reasonable sum of money to watch a guy suck an animal's cock, I'm going to go.

I don't want to be an old man on my deathbead, thinking to myself "Ohh, I wonder what the look on the donkey's face was".

- Joe Rogan (parahprased, more or less) -

#8 Buy spicy jalepeno flavored Viagra by the sombrero load.

PoopStain: Say what you want, if you live in SoCal and want good tacos, it's only a short drive away.


You can do just as well in Chula Vista or Imperial Beach without the hepatitis risk...

#9 Skanky whores and seedy bars.

/ole!

RottNDude: You can do just as well in Chula Vista or Imperial Beach without the hepatitis risk...

I agree, but if you have friends visiting, upping the risk is part of the fun. Particularly if they've never been there.

WFern: zobear: RocketRod: #4 Donkey Show

Ha! My kid was telling me she has to do a travel brochure for her Spanish class, & that was me-n-mr.zobear's first idea.

/oh yeah, raisin' her right

In total honesty, I would like to see one. Not because the thought of it is remotely a turn on, but because of the same twisted curiosity that inspires me to visit sites like Rotten.com. It's so fu--ed up that you have to look.

Whatever you do, don't google "2 guys 1 horse"

#1-turn around and run back to the US

fat boy: Be one of the 120 heads found in ice chests this year month

Fixed that for everybody.

E.S.Q.: #121 - Leave for anywhere else in Mexico.

... except Ciudad Juarez.

Here's a lovely article in the Guardian about how they had over a thousand murders in the first 4 months of last year. (new window) That's 3,000 murders per year in a small town. L.A. runs around a thousand and even Detroit is nowhere near that rate. If you saw Gran Torino you probably noticed there was no one on the streets of Detroit. That's been the norm for decades in Detroit since I lived there in the 80s. Our nun dean of science at the nursing school at Mt. Carmel got murdered walking in her habit the 3 blocks from the hospital to the nursing school on Outer Drive and that was a quater of a century ago. People walk around TJ all the freakin time. That's because they are todo loco. Let me assure you there is absolutely nothing worth going to TJ for let alone dieing for. I wouldn't even go down to Olivera street in LA which is where you can get pretty much all the Mexican stuff you want. The Marine commandant of Camp Pendleton has put TJ off limits so even the Mexicans who are serving in the Marine Corps have to get written permission to go to TJ even if they are from TJ and have family in TJ.

In 2001, I had a girl talk me into taking her to Tijuana for St. Patricks Day.

We took a bus across the border around 3 or 4 in the afternoon. A bouncer convinced us to go into a bar, which was full of daylight and still had 75-100 drunken people in it. We ordered two Long Island Ice Tea's for $3/each.

Since it was happy hour, they brought us four Long Island Iced Teas and two shots of tequila.

It all went downhill from there.

The funny thing is, I GIS'd "clerks 2 donkey show," and it found that image on another Fark thread.

marcre3363: In 2001, I had a girl talk me into taking her to Tijuana for St. Patricks Day.

We took a bus across the border around 3 or 4 in the afternoon. A bouncer convinced us to go into a bar, which was full of daylight and still had 75-100 drunken people in it. We ordered two Long Island Ice Tea's for $3/each.

Since it was happy hour, they brought us four Long Island Iced Teas and two shots of tequila.

It all went downhill from there.

Does this story end with you in a bathtub without your kidneys?

the more you know - poppity (new window)

*Ahem*

Stay the F&ck out of Tijuana. Even mexicans are moving out of that God-Forsaken Hellhole!.

/And before you say anything, check my profile

WFern: zobear: RocketRod: #4 Donkey Show

Ha! My kid was telling me she has to do a travel brochure for her Spanish class, & that was me-n-mr.zobear's first idea.

/oh yeah, raisin' her right

In total honesty, I would like to see one. Not because the thought of it is remotely a turn on, but because of the same twisted curiosity that inspires me to visit sites like Rotten.com. It's so fu--ed up that you have to look.

I think you might just like sex with animals.

A great point is made in the comments about all of the Americans who have died or lost their head down there in the violence.

ZERO.

THAT'S RIGHT, NO FREAKING BODY. Yeah, maybe the atmosphere is a bit edgy, but for Christ's sakes, stop being such damned pansies. What a bunch of whining losers. Man up and enjoy Mexico, life is short and it's much more likely for it to end for you, as an American, in AMERICA.

Ignorant wimps.

OscarTamerz: Let me assure you there is absolutely nothing worth going to TJ for let alone dieing for.

Name one American who has gone to TJ and died. No? Continue urinating in your underclothes then.